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The first episode of Ludwig
That David Mitchell has more range than I thought.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:27,
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My exact thought.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 23:34,
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THAT'S A FUCKING X / TWATTER LINK YOU BASTARD!
Sorry about the plegm, but I don't like that twiXter.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:01,
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It was either that or the Daily Mail.
Blame my son, he sent it to me - LITTLE BASTARD
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:07,
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Cry a bit more and maybe someone will care.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:46,
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Well I agree with the wizard bloke.
Twitter links are no good for us civilised folk.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:41,
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At least it wasn't Farcebook.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 21:10,
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Twaxer
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 21:05,
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Xitter
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:06,
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I prefer Xhitter
So there's no doubt about the pronunciation!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 6:38,
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The most exciting thing he's said in months.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:34,
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Coming to a theatre near you:
Release the Sausages - Breakfast Club 2
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 22:54,
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I fear the wurst
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BruvBruvBruv, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:10,
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Cameltoe news
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:31,
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I've always thought that cameltoe sounds like a Wiltshire village.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:45,
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oo ar, you're not from around these ladyparts
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 1:11,
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Hello
I’m just here for me candles
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:52,
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FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 18:42,
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Typical you candle whore
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:36,
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Thanks Spazzy
Hope you’re well!
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 19:54,
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Merry Candlemas!
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jonbob loves you, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:40,
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19 happy flaming candles up your bum™
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:43,
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Bugger, missed it. Belated ones, Fray.
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unclepills, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 18:42,
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Thanks Unc. Hope you’re doing well!
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 19:54,
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It's horrible to walk for miles with sand between your toes
(Oh, how the camel loved Ali Baba!)
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Varmint, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:59,
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Well, this didn't age well...
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 12:18,
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Turns out governing is a lot harder than opposing. Who knew?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 12:23,
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A paltry excuse.
I'd do a much better job if it was ME in charge!
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 12:32,
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That's the trouble, it's just people playing the game
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dyllon nice beaver., Wed 25 Sep 2024, 13:01,
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How big is your vocabulary?
My Vocabulary Size is about: 【40418】! What about you?
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piss and shit, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 10:29,
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Did you complete the additional questions?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 11:53,
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yup
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piss and shit, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 12:34,
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I didn't, only managed a paltry 29822
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 12:55,
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I didn't even guess most of the supplementary questions tbh
so I'm not sure how helpful it was to do
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piss and shit, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 14:44,
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Contrafribularites
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 12:30,
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quite!
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piss and shit, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 12:35,
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37838, I am Shakespeare.
Apparently.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:00,
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a poultry 29100 or their a boats
it still said i was shakespear so take that with a pinch assault.
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sithemong, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:54,
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I had a similar number, which I'm skeptical about as I certainly didn't answer 29000 questions.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 14:26,
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Jay-Z answered 100 questions, but he only got the one about the synonym for a female dog right
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 15:29,
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50897
Me am good at the words!
Actually, I’m pretty impressed considering yesterday I couldn’t remember the word “freezer” and asked my husband to get the frozen chips out of the “cold oven”
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LP, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 18:47,
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haha!
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piss and shit, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:33,
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Sounds like something Susie Dent wrote about recently on Twitter:
"I'm writing today about kennings in Old English. Essentially these are two word-metaphors that were used instead of concrete nouns, and they are exquisite. A ship was a 'wave-horse', the sea was a 'whale-road', the mind was a " 'thought-chamber', and the sun was a 'sky-candle'."
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Varmint, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:48,
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Sounds like she'll be off in some sort of space ship with a star voyager and join in a vision quest and trip balls
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:28,
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How big is my what?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 22:04,
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is my what, how big is my what, I really need to know
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 8:54,
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56620
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 1:13,
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I had to guess at "antonym"
But I must have been close because I scored 29586.
I'm still painfully thick compared to you load of swotty wankers though.
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Pompey Monkey, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:39,
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Man living in 'bin' is not a grouch
More local news!
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 9:05,
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His eyes appear to have adapted to be more efficient at identifying threats such as approaching council workers.
Fascinating.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 9:19,
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The cov dream. Bed, books, booze and erdington.
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Sgt. Welt, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:59,
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gors - WHATWHTA (Oscilloscope View)
An interesting tune.
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Sherbs, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 23:05,
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Truly, dreadful.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:58,
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It gets better after the 2.53 mark
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:54,
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Yay! Perrey & Kingsley
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:55,
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My dad's record collection was comprised of stuff like this.
What was once nerdy is now seen as eclectic. I'd give anything for his collection now.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 20:42,
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slsk probably has all of it....
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 0:11,
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A classic bit of synth in the solo here from a few years before
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S13mP_pfEc
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 1:52,
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A Clockwork Ordeal
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8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 0:07,
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People are beginning to turn against Ai
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 10:12,
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Looks better broken than some stuff does intact
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 20:54,
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As long as they leave Ai Ai alone - he only wants to collect those bananas in his multi-role ball.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 18:10,
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LEAVE ME ALONE!

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simbosan is too tired, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 6:12,
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excitement excrement
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 14:02,
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would this have made the bbc if the alpaca wasnt called banksy?
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 9:59,
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I think it falls under 'Local news'
like this National Award winner
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 10:20,
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reads more like an advert for the alpaca farm than anything else
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 11:53,
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^^ This ^^
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:45,
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I have no problem with my licence fee
being spent on the promotion of alpacas.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:19,
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Yeah, you say that now but just wait until its promoted to Director-General
and every programme contains alpacas or an alpaca bias and there's no room for hard working llamas any more even if they did manage to get into footlights
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 23:03,
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You should be more concerned it doesn't get promoted to Field Marshal.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 17:14,
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Sparktacular!
I wonder what this does to radio reception.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 16:49,
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the only real way to make midi cool again
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piss and shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 21:44,
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The only Tesla worth owning.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 16:15,
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Hey, Tesla turbines are quite clever too.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 19:25,
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who's this beautiful blond man with a lovely voice?
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 10:03,
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Link below reminded me of this excellent tune
Bollocks. The post about Tenet has been deleted. Well enjoy Cibo Matto's Sugar Water anyway.
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Varmint, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 13:51,
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Y'all remember Super Mario 2?
This dude has arranged it for one guitar.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 23:59,
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Piece of piss, that.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 3:28,
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Bindun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hASvFH3w1Ik
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 18:46,
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Bravo!
Not an easy piece.
Thank you both for the links.
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Mex3 =mememe, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 19:18,
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Viagra boys kept me up all night
Full gig, fucking fucking brill.
Sax player is a genius
Sorry for language, it's got me a bit agitated and punky
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 23:58,
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More UK Riots data
I made this!
I've never tried this before but it seems to be working.
It's basically a map showing a rough guide to where the people who have pleaded guilty or been found guilty come from.
At the moment it has over 370 people on there but I reckon that will be over 1000 by this time next year.
The actual data on the map is just a rough location, town or city and so on but if you click the icon it will bring up data from news reports.
I do update this link every few days with basic info on the amount of years people have been jailed for in total (585) and how many people have been convicted.
far-rightcriminals.com/uk-riots/
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carcrash, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 22:26,
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If you mean the location pins should bring up news data
Then it's not working on an Android phone - the pin flashes and it updates/refreshes the time to get there, but no other information is shown.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 7:37,
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I've just tried it on Android and if you click more info that will bring up the data.
I have no idea why it is automatic on the embedded link on the website but not on the link I posted
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carcrash, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 9:18,
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Unreleased Goose programme
I know the game was released a while back but thought this was quite funny.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 18:12,
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Hungy Heart Attack Hamster retires
Takakeisho, subject of several of my finest rants, has thankfully retired aged 28.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 18:04,
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