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Reworked one of my broken generators, just for fun NSFW I made this!
I decided to rework one of my generators (the insult & swear word one), mainly because the old code was bloated and broken, and also to practise my JavaScript and CSS coding a bit.

Went all-out in the design/interaction, and really loving it myself so far. And besides that, I have added quite a lot more words, so I had quite a few laughs while reworking it!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:30, Share, Reply)

That looks very slick

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:35, Share, Reply)

Cheers
quite happy with how the animations turned out
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:44, Share, Reply)

Nice
You big tart flutist.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 16:28, Share, Reply)

Thank you
Artist formally known as puke candle
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:25, Share, Reply)

How am I supposed to run it on IE5 now?

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack has just drove his car into a quarry, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:02, Share, Reply)

It should run on Netscape 3.0
Best of luck
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:25, Share, Reply)

Works great on my nokia 3310
You spazz badger
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 12 Oct 2024, 10:11, Share, Reply)

Ta, ya chesticle bandit!

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Zuowan, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 16:27, Share, Reply)

timelapse setup of McLaren Formula 1 hospitality suite

(razzle, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 14:58, Share, Reply)

The Time Traveling Wilburys I made this!
Generate Traveling Wilburys line-ups for every year of pop.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 10:03, Share, Reply)

I don't get it.
Why did you do this?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 11:29, Share, Reply)

Because I did get it
when Rob sent me his prototype.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 11:41, Share, Reply)

Goodo!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 13:25, Share, Reply)

he's just monkeon about

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simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 20:35, Share, Reply)

What?!
Here? On the Internet? Outrageous.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 12:50, Share, Reply)

1982 is an eclectic bunch

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 11:42, Share, Reply)

It's different each time you click

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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:17, Share, Reply)

I like that you can keep clicking to refine the selection

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:23, Share, Reply)

Didn't realise, still Brian Connolly from the Sweet, Charlie Watts, Philip Glass, Pavarotti, and Rolf Harris
what a line-up
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:25, Share, Reply)

I keep reading that as Billy Connelly

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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:52, Share, Reply)

Sweet lyrics possibly work but guess you'd have to add the facial expressions, feet movement and long hair tossing...
You better beware, you better take care.
You better watch out if you've got long black hair.
He'll come from behind...
you'll go out of your mind.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:19, Share, Reply)

From 1999
Craig Reid from The Proclaimers (37)
Limahl (41)
Cheryl Baker from Bucks Fizz (45)
Nile Rodgers from Chic (47)
Joe Dolce (52)

Fucking hell that's a band I'd pay a LOT of money to see.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:23, Share, Reply)

um, I did 1988 to see if you'd locked in the original lineup
and it suggested Buddy Holly in Roy Orbison's place.
I'm pretty sure Buddy Holly would have been unavailable.
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:25, Share, Reply)

Animatronic Skeleton
You sometimes get famous skulls playing Yorick.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:36, Share, Reply)

I'd have loved to have seen these in 1992, or any other year for that matter
Billy Idol (37)
Bonnie Tyler (41)
Kiki Dee (45)
Van Morrison (47)
Frank Zappa (52)
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 13:46, Share, Reply)

I'd be interested in hearing Tyler's rendition of Willie The Pimp

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:29, Share, Reply)

Not sure about including light entertainers in a supergroup though it does make it funnier.
You've essentially automated the first part of Rock Star Ate My Hamster.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 16:15, Share, Reply)

I LIKE THIS

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rob, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:11, Share, Reply)

1991
Jimmy Nail (37)
Bobby McFerrin (41)
Marianne Faithfull (45)
Roger Daltrey from The Who (47)
Dusty Springfield (52)

The horror...
(abc, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 13:40, Share, Reply)

The Traveling Wilburys for the year 1950
Benjamin Britten (37)
Johnny Mercer (41)
Mantovani (45)
Bix Beiderbecke (47)
Noel Gay (52)

Out of whom four are composers or orchestra leaders and the other one has been dead for 19 years.
Not a complaint, just thought it was funny.
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Zuowan, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 16:32, Share, Reply)

I relied on Wikipedia's
years in music lists for the old ones. I was relieved when I found one I'd heard of tbh.

It stopped being just singers when I found the line-ups less amusing without allowing a Bez or a Bonehead to slip through.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:27, Share, Reply)

I could possibly give you some lists for pre-30s people...

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Zuowan, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 21:19, Share, Reply)

this is great

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 23:44, Share, Reply)

Duck

(Sherbs, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 7:29, Share, Reply)

Duck Duck Go

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An Egg ,D, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:54, Share, Reply)

Concentration
Saw these guys at Unsound Festival at the weekend...the video doesn't do them justice....
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 22:35, Share, Reply)

If I wanted to see two naked people slather themselves in honey and have a shag I'd go to a hippie commune.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack has just drove his car into a quarry, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 1:04, Share, Reply)

thank you for motivating me to click the link

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:27, Share, Reply)

Nightmarish, I cannot stand being sticky, ew.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:20, Share, Reply)

I quite liked this ai output

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gub~gub, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 20:36, Share, Reply)

Apparently in 1913, 1931, and 1982 film makers used the same telephone effect

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 5:04, Share, Reply)

I like the machines the most
but now I understand
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gub~gub, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 6:14, Share, Reply)

The Exchange
An abandoned factory. A case of money. A deal. A few mistakes.

(Smartie123 Smartie123, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 16:59, Share, Reply)

Someone's played Kentucky Route Zero

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simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 20:15, Share, Reply)

New Birdbox! And there was great rejoicing.

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Varmint, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 22:53, Share, Reply)

Factory? Looks like a bridge

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 11:14, Share, Reply)

A bridge factory.

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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:39, Share, Reply)

Alice Lowe has a fillum coming out (Timestalker)
Not going to be an all-time great but I like her work and to see what she's up to.

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unclepills, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:03, Share, Reply)

couldn't work out where I knew her from till I looked her up
Darkplace
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 19:31, Share, Reply)

Top MILF
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 10 Oct 2024, 20:14, Share, Reply)

Sounds like a comedy version of Cloud Atlas meets Bedazzled

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 11:21, Share, Reply)

Not a sentence I expected to read today
Or any other
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:42, Share, Reply)

No time for it now as its too close to Christmas but this could be a game.
Pitch your Movie

You draw two movie cards, an item card and an adjective card.
Film cards provide Title, year, principal cast, genre and brief description of the film. Item and Adjective card give one along with synonyms.

You have to then Pitch your combined movie including mention of the item and adjective in 2 minutes or less.

Other players have 2 minutes to then guess the movies, the item and the adjective to score points.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:40, Share, Reply)

She gave me a wooden spoon and a garland made of teabags on my stag do.
True story.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 13:09, Share, Reply)

Phwoar..
No, really.
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unclepills, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 19:00, Share, Reply)

Trying out Rebelle 7 I made this!
Mrs Wizard paints again - photos from our new garden.

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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 10:45, Share, Reply)

Crash's Jet Set Willy map... animated and in 4K resolution

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 10:19, Share, Reply)

The music in this is glorious

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:24, Share, Reply)

Why did Willy have a Nightmare room anyway?

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack has just drove his car into a quarry, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 5:27, Share, Reply)

We all have
You just haven't found yours yet.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 10:28, Share, Reply)

Thanks for this it triggered a whole load of nostalgia
(boicymraeg, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 19:36, Share, Reply)

Good news, everyone!
Missing Thunderbirds footage found in British garden shed
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:39, Share, Reply)

The BBC report of this mentioned filming at a Slough Trading Estate, I now heartily await the Supermarionation version of The Office

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 14:41, Share, Reply)

Isn't that where Ricky Gervais got his dance from?
It all makes sense now!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 17:00, Share, Reply)

Totally truefax

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simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:34, Share, Reply)

another disturbing use of AI: 80's scottish nightclub full of gordon ramsays

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:16, Share, Reply)

Marvellous!

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Varmint, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:27, Share, Reply)

AI goodness :D

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Mex3 =mememe, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 23:09, Share, Reply)

That's disturbing

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unclepills, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 19:43, Share, Reply)

Reassuring news from BBC Weather

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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:02, Share, Reply)

Ship happens

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simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 6:03, Share, Reply)

They don't know this but
I snuck into the boat overnight (via James Cameron's submersible) and flytipped my old boots and dinner plates.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack has just drove his car into a quarry, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 6:05, Share, Reply)

Good thing you didn't use that Titan sub
That would have been Titanic

Oh wait, hang on... *lightbulb*
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:35, Share, Reply)

Did the front fall off?

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 10:02, Share, Reply)

Very talented young girl
No sheet music either.

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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 2:27, Share, Reply)

Im sure she has had a
well balanced, broad and culturally rich childhood experience
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Really?, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 8:36, Share, Reply)

Nope
But then there are a huge amount of other kids who also didn't because they live on a chav ridden council estate.

At least she's travelled the world and is rich by now, and she's only something like 17. Something all those other kids will never do. If nothing else, she's found the thing she is really good at.

So, are you going to be as bothered by the estate kids not having a well balanced, broad and culturally rich childhood experience? Or do you just want to make yourself feel better about someone who did more than you with their life at an earlier age?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:30, Share, Reply)

Probably pointing out that
We don't celebrate chavvy wavvy woo wah being the world's best wheelie bin ignitetee.
(sithemong, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:52, Share, Reply)

And for good reasons too

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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:35, Share, Reply)

Right to Peaceful Protest (Led By Donkeys)
Hear fucking hear.

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 1:46, Share, Reply)

I hate to say it but this is unsurprising
Isn't it a law here that every government has to suck?
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack has just drove his car into a quarry, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 3:21, Share, Reply)

Feels that way, yes.
No government is perfect, no party is perfect.

Labour have about 36 months left to do all the things that the Daily Heil gets its readers apoplectic about before they need to worry about an election campaign. It's maddening that Labour seem so influenced by right wing minority opinion... Farage Rioters are never going to vote Labour so why pander to them?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 19:23, Share, Reply)

Nightmare fuel for this time of year. NSFW
NSFW because body horror.