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This is a link post Largely kitchen-based cover of Shout by Tears for Fears
Stumbled across this by accident. Clearly a labour of love. Amazed it hasn't had more views.
(The Ghost of Fungus Past, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ha! This is great!
I was unmoved for a bit, but the party blower solo was just too good
 (SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post On a related note
All Star on melons

youtu.be/79Y6Q47qjlw?si=WGdD0WClwLxt0psi
 (ConcreteHippo is new to all of this.., Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:16, Reply)
This is a link post hosted a gig with this guy last saturday NSFW
absolute nutcase.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post Only You cover

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard worse

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's nice
I'm a bit confused about the banjo though. Seven band members too.
 (Sherbs, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 18:11, Reply)
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About 20 years I met Vince Clarke via Martyn Ware in Sheffield and told him how nice those Yazoo songs are to play on a classical guitar, "yeah, that's what I wrote them on" he said.
 (carcrash, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 3:22, Reply)
This is a link post Soupy George live from Friday night I made this!
We did our reunion gig at the New Cross Inn on Friday and it was AMAZING FUN. Here's Soupy George. We are DEFINITELY going to do more, this was just the best fun I've had in so very very long.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 15 Oct 2024, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
Reminds me of these local legends from me' yoot: m.soundcloud.com/the-sparkling-monkeys/01-track-01
 (stubhuman, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that's lovley

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace !
hope you get to do some more
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
Yeah it's difficult to get the guys together these days but we had SO MUCH FUN we are definitely going to do it again at some point.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha mad fun!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Woohoo!
Mad Fun indeed!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 16 Oct 2024, 16:53, Reply)
This is a link post David Copperfield does a camera trick
Yes, he bought this off of Paul Daniels.

It's not as good, but it's interesting to compare.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Paul Daniels left his wife for the lovely* Debbie McGee
but I don't think he was ever accused of sexually assaulting girls or women

*ymmv
 (piss and shit, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 22:38, Reply)
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I seem to remember that when the whole post-Saville/Yewtree thing was happening he put out a press release about the women he'd had. Like he wanted us to know he wasn't an abuser but he definitely fucked.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he'd died before that all kicked off

(piss and shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That's magic!

(dyllon nice beaver., Wed 16 Oct 2024, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post at least Copperfield was better than Roy from Siegfried and Roy
he gave a tiger aids
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Mud's first draft
Needed some work
 (Martin Anus, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post What first attracted you and your closeted identical twin(s)
to the millionaire Paul Daniels?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's rare that someone's charm can be compared unfavourably with Paul Daniels.

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You must not have seen many magicians
which seems odd for an invisible wizard.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Difficult to see them
When they’re invisible
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's got everything
Wang Chung, Penn and Teller and shite sound effects
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 20:28, Reply)
This is a link post Explosions&Fire finally gets around to FOOF
As well as even more powerful oxidisers ...
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, nah.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Nein, ja.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post he's so excited to be travelling
bless'im
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 2:37, Reply)
This is a normal post All that way and it ends up being yellow.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:25, Reply)
This is a link post What kind of bank is this?

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 18:57, Reply)
This is a link post Savlonic in 4k
- hyping up to a new album, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post should be driving a Trans Am (black)

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 3:19, Reply)
This is a link post Gobbler of Fife
AI hallucination about cryptid giant turkey in Scotland, accidentally prompted by an old mate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 9:23, Reply)
This is a link post Everything has an end, only the sausage has two.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 7:15, Reply)
This is a link post Live Action 'Topless Skateboard Nun' from Viz

Nude catholic themed opera - unfortunately the run is completely sold out
 (piss and shit, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 7:11, Reply)
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is completely sold out
+s

"action paintings with blood and fresh excrement."
 (I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post If they really wanted to shock and offend the tickets would have dynamic pricing

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Down with this sort of thing.
 (Mr_Gubbins Reykjavík comma Iceland full stop, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 19:56, Reply)
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run is tissues are
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post atomic has already booked flights

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 0:44, Reply)
This is a link post Paul Daniels does a camera trick
with bonus forklift

Ace bit of vintage telly
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i just saw that on the new twitter
the bluesky one
 (piss and shit, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely solidly
One of the best tricks Daniels ever did, second only to his cup and balls routine.

Love him or loathe him, he had skills
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 22:43, Reply)
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cup dog
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It was only a rumour.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 21:31, Reply)
This is a link post Trans Am NSFW
music video
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know Tubbs started a music career?

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 3:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It appears to be Australian so maybe local music for local people

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post body horror with the horror of a thick autotuned aussie accent
I think the King should chuck them in disgust before they get all up themselves
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 7:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised there wasn't more demands in the comments for a Holden version

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post it's pretty clever actually
well done
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 2:51, Reply)
This is a link post I like the cut of his Jib

(I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this needs to become a thing
Everywhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "the best place to live in West Sussex."
That's not a high bar...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 1:41, Reply)
This is a link post Just a reminder that SpaceX is planning something impressive for 1pm GMT
Either a big boom or they catch the thing
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 9:21, Reply)
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What are the chances of it landing on the Moon Nazi's head?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post They've only gone and fucking done it!

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post two things
1. That was incredible
2. Whooping Americans need to be eradicated
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers for that - I just caught it in time
Very impressive, even though it did mean seeing man-baby supporting Space Karen!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a similar dichotomy
I love space and rockets, but I detest Musk.

But then, Von Braun was a Nazi (according to some)
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post According to his party membership card, at least

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post And the slaves who laboured for him.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And the SS
which he joined
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That was fucking amazing, congratulations to all at SpaceX,
except that Nazi fuckwit in charge.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post TLDR
did it go boom?

I like it when it goes boom.

Although reading the replies I may assume it in fact did not go boom.

Very disappointment
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post There's always the Gaza livestream cameras matey.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer my booms to be of the toys belonging to rich people
with more money than intelligence and not humans.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Credit where it's due
Tim couldn't have caught that.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:32, Reply)
This is a link post Mr Curly
improvised instruments
 (piss and shit, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post They sound great
I'd love to hear what they sound like without the mic+effects.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post pleasantly bonkers

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good

(Sherbs, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 19:17, Reply)
This is a link post Peng! NSFW
Get it while it's fresh
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was going to be a cover of that Cinematic Orchestra/Roots Manoeuvre song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMKlE6A99Ug

eta: Manuva, heh.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Peak BBC 6 Music energy.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This the Tard is

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:35, Reply)
This is a link post The Tories do give much better material to work off than Labour...

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post kack filled bin fire
i like it. i'm going to try to use it whilst rinsing someone's pickles.
 (I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Power sluts did it for me.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Black woman bad?
He is saying that a Black woman is scraping the bottom of the barrel. Shame on him.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this honestly the best you can do?
Maybe cynical right wing trolling isn't your thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:55, Reply)

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