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This is a link post Nice Video
Shame About the Song

- NtNON
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 18:40, Reply)
This is a link post Rerun NSFW

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 4:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice video
Shame about the song
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Can anyone beat 1:50?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 19:09, Reply)
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Dunno. I skipped around a bit to see if it got better.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall not bother.
Thanks you two for the warning.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 58 seconds
But tbf i was halfway there already from the ass pic below
 (dyllon nice beaver., Wed 9 Oct 2024, 22:44, Reply)
This is a link post Hacking scene NCIS
The tension!

(GC says no)
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Although not of equal shittiness, there's a scene vaguely like this in Copycat (1995)
She launches this little video this serial killer sent her, which for some reason has an icon which is a skull with chicken legs, that then waddles away with giant buttocks after the video ends. I swear I'm not lying and this is actually in the film.



 (8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *unzips*

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not quite sure what I read here
** re-reads ** WTF
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourite movie web 1.0 moments
is Pinhead's Macromedia Flash effort, with a mystery meat navigation that would tear Jakob Nielsen's soul apart.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO6bOMSTIqk

I would remake it a la this Jurassic Park one, but suspect it might be a bit too niche.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post There's no such thing as "too niche" on the internet

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That's exactly how it happens
And computer goes "OMG I'm dying" with a whirring noise @ 7777777777
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 14:47, Reply)
This is a link post Trebuchet for sale
Go on. You know you want to...
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/335608141566
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't justify buying another trebuchet, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post No thanks, I'm trying to be good and avoid this modern throwaway culture

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post chucked it in meself too

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 22:07, Reply)
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You could always aim it at the green bin and use it to make recycling more fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Launch the bin at the lorry when it turns up in a new angle on putting the bins out

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure Hyacinth Trebuchet's surname should be spelled Treebucket

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post £7,000 starting bid?!
Seems optimistic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a long shot, granted

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 11:44, Reply)
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How much do you normally buy your 8m trebuchets for?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Aldi middle aisle bargains.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "Collection in person"

(dyllon nice beaver., Wed 9 Oct 2024, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a trebuchet video on TV once..
Some guy launched his wife and she screamed whilst taking off.
She had some injuries. I can't seem to find the video on youtube though.
 (Sherbs, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Found an article from the Beeb
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/769891.stm
 (8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Five years later...
...a guy died.

www.theguardian.com/uk/2005/nov/01/highereducation.students
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 9 Oct 2024, 21:01, Reply)
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In 2000, nobody died.
In 2001, nobody died.
In 2002, nobody died.
In 2003, there was the incident with the pigeon.
In 2004, nobody died.
In 2005, somebody died.
In 2006, nobody died.
In 2007, nobody died.
In 2008, I mean, I could go on.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 22:17, Reply)
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I mean, he paid 40 quid to be thrown from an apparatus designed for chucking rocks.
 (8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 3:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he was called Chuck
Cos you would chuck Chuck wouldn't you
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
..Before: Stella looks worried as she prepares to to be launched
 (Sherbs, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice
How did you make it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of practical incl miniatures and puppetry, and some CG stock elements all melded together

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post AI?

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 8 Oct 2024, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post No AI - well, an AI filter for the thumbnail but from physical prop photography
Oh, and the Vader voice (if that's what you meant?) Everything else in camera is practical miniatures/sets/puppetry

I will post a 'Making of' when it's finished

Some evidence of it definitely not being AI here: www.instagram.com/offworldvision/
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw something recently where someone claimed that all you need for the Vader voice is an empty pint glass held at an angle to your mouth

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's how Serafinowicz achieves the spatial effect
but speaking into an angled pint glass does not make you sound like an overweight black man from Mississippi.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 22:10, Reply)
This is a link post Lord of the Rings: the Pronouns of Power
Glascox says no apparently
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post A bunch of power bottoms with no tops to be found.
No wonder dwarfs are so grouchy.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post A weird hateful little video by some weird hateful little boys.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 19:53, Reply)
This is a link post Departures
Don't know anything about it, but l like the way it's done.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 8:20, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, très drôle!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You are now unable to go to airports without thinking of this

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 22:07, Reply)
This is a link post S&R Drones

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 2:40, Reply)
This is a link post Operation Moneybags
When some commandos were given a little extra something in their water
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 17:11, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone going to see Joel's band this Friday?
(yes, this is GC in 2014 but worth reposting...)
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:33, Reply)
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If I was her brother it would have been a grade 2 overall.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Ended up with LMNC thursday, 7 seconds friday then Lateral live show saturday
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 5:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
do you know what time they're onstage on Friday?
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post .
No idea, sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post We should be on about 9:30

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 8 Oct 2024, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantasbo!
See you then...
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 9 Oct 2024, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post HOORAY!
I'll be there!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 8 Oct 2024, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's the link btw. This Friday. New Cross Inn
pit.live/events/7-seconds-of-love
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 8:41, Reply)
This is a link post "Is there anyone who might have a grudge against you?"
Genuinely struggling to think who they might be alluding to here.
Robert Maxwell?

Given he hasn't said or done anything remotely controversial or interesting in about 30 years I'm going to say no.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, there's the Teeside freeport stuff...
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 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Piers Moron

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Moron.
Piers, that is. Also Carter Fuck, Boris Johnson, and Macho Man Julian Assange.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post what would Boris Johnson have against him?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I was mainly thinking of the Darius Guppy thing and Partygate
but you can take your pick.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Guessing the next lookalike will be Hislop and either Trump or Kennedy
possibly also a plaster over the cover knight's ear
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Given the number of times he's been sued
There are likely to be several people who might bear a grudge.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 7:14, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what he'd like you to believe, clearly
However:
all that litigation happened so long ago it's almost out of living memory - certainly many of the litigants are dead
he's an irrelevant establishment twat and so's the other one.
it wasn't an assassination attempt
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Who is the 'he' in 'that's what he'd like you to believe'?
The cab driver?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hislop would like people to believe he's a thorn in the side of the powerful when he's completely and utterly tame and has been for years.
In the improbable event that anyone would ever have a pop at him, the more likely culprit would be someone who's seen his kid do one of his excruciating skits on youtube
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post So you don't like him
That's fair enough, but saying he's irrelevant seems excessive. For example, didn't Private Eye report on the Post Office scandal well before it reached mainstream news?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ComputerWorld broke the story but the Eye has probably covered it most.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Both the article you posted and the BBC report state that it was the cab driver that thought the cab had been shot at, not Hislop.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes and his reaction to that was "well I DO have a lot of enemies"
He doesn't. He's a tragic old fart trading off a myth he built up 30 years ago. He's mildly irritating to local authorities these days. Toothless and decrepit.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post tragic
is posting the link in the first place, just so you can vent your valueless spleen
 (ozof, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right, it did go down hill after Angus left

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not very funny any more*
but it is still pretty obvious when he's being flippant in a comedic fashion. To hinged people, that is.

*Since Spitting Image.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 18:05, Reply)
This is a link post Bit extreme mate
Austrian man reacts poorly to magic mushrooms
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Odd how some words seem to sort of jump out
Blunt
Dirty snow
Mostly
Debriding
Four pieces
2 cm
coronal hypospadias
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I only got as far as debriding.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Consumed "four or five dried magic mushrooms"
I must have been picking the wrong type then, cause I had dozens and dozens at a time, and I never wanted to do that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post From the description of the re-attachment operation
his todger looked Cep dick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post the aptly named Klingsor syndrome

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 1:43, Reply)
This is a normal post "This is the first reported case of psilocybin-induced self-amputation or Klingsor syndrome, a rare condition that involves self-inflicted penile amputation, as reported by the Open Journal of Urology. "
Klingsor? As in, that's "Fu-klingsor?"
 (8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 3:05, Reply)
This is a link post Make your own 2000s tracks in seconds
I really like this as you can't just repeatedly hit the same notes over and over. It forces you to move the melody on
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post oohh... organy synthy noises
I like that
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's nice
I want some lower notes though
 (Sherbs, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 19:48, Reply)
This is a link post Archspire audition NSFW
Archspire are one of the leading technical death metal bands and they've just lost their drummer. This is an audition video from the drummer from Benighted and it's on point.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 3:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's no Hooray Hooray (it's a Cheeky Holiday)

(dyllon nice beaver., Sat 5 Oct 2024, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post the little 'tonk' on the tiny cymbal at about 1.30 absolutely sent me

(piss and shit, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm here for the tonk

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I spend so much time
trying to make my programmed drums sound human. This guy seems to have trained himself to drum like a computer.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 16:37, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=_73NU6OlNuw
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 19:59, Reply)
This is a link post Ott - Hiraeth

Any Ott fans here? Just released - psychedelic dub artist if you don't know him, worth a listen on headphones as this guy is a fantastic producer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 1:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a great follower but came across Unit Delta Plus
Probably via here and is a classic beautiful track. Thanks for linkage I shall delve more.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad you enjoyed

Probably check out Skylon or Mir as your next step ;o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:23, Reply)
This is a link post Layla
Boys will be boys
animated short
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 17:27, Reply)
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I for one welcome our new overlords.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post animated shorts
what you get from eating too many beans
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post =D

(Sherbs, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D
Musical trousers
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that

(Sherbs, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Steers clear of cattle near knives

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I parsed that title completely incorrectly
I went into that video thinking "but beef is soft"
 (piss and shit, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!
But I thought it was a guy called "Learning Beef" cutting people up.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post A must for the budding cannibal gourmet.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post the info from this channel is brilliant
but god that guy grates on me in a way i can't describe
 (I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 18:25, Reply)
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I've just started watching his channel,

I feel the same, lots of really good information on cooking, but I can only take so much of listening to him
 (razzle, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there no script or extension that can either read out the subtitles or listen and generate a different voice

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 10:56, Reply)
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i'm not sure what would be worse his voice or an ai voice
 (razzle, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 16:32, Reply)
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To solve the shitty AI voice problem just use Microsoft Agent
 (8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't the calf muscle a vestige from the time humans used to be veal?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 12:14, Reply)
This is a link post Erik Kain of Forbes reviews The Rings of Power Season 2 Finale.
Far more entertaining and well written than the actual episode.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 7:23, Reply)
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Given what an absolute state the first season was I wasn't planning to go out of my way to see it, but now I see it's got Ned Flanders Tom Bombadil in so that's a hard no.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:54, Reply)
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Whatever could you ningly nongly dingly dongly hey nonny nonny umbly thrumbly mean?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Wise choice.
Tom’s dialogue made me physically cringe more than any other character.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was in keeping with tradition
in that the character of tom bombadil was simply so tolkien could shoehorn his shitty verse into LOTR regardless of context or lore, he might as well have had a dancing robot, and the writers of Rings of Power have followed suit
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 8:44, Reply)
This is a link post I've just discovered this Disney version of Mambo No 5
And I need to know what Lou Bega did to those cartoon characters.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's an ear worm for the rest of the day. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:30, Reply)

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