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This is a link post Reworked one of my broken generators, just for fun NSFW I made this!
I decided to rework one of my generators (the insult & swear word one), mainly because the old code was bloated and broken, and also to practise my JavaScript and CSS coding a bit.

Went all-out in the design/interaction, and really loving it myself so far. And besides that, I have added quite a lot more words, so I had quite a few laughs while reworking it!


 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks very slick

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
quite happy with how the animations turned out
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
You big tart flutist.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
Artist formally known as puke candle
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post How am I supposed to run it on IE5 now?

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It should run on Netscape 3.0
Best of luck
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Works great on my nokia 3310
You spazz badger
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta, ya chesticle bandit!

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 16:27, Reply)
This is a link post The Time Traveling Wilburys I made this!
Generate Traveling Wilburys line-ups for every year of pop.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it.
Why did you do this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Because I did get it
when Rob sent me his prototype.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Goodo!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post he's just monkeon about

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post What?!
Here? On the Internet? Outrageous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 1982 is an eclectic bunch

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It's different each time you click

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that you can keep clicking to refine the selection

(piss and shit, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't realise, still Brian Connolly from the Sweet, Charlie Watts, Philip Glass, Pavarotti, and Rolf Harris
what a line-up
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I keep reading that as Billy Connelly

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet lyrics possibly work but guess you'd have to add the facial expressions, feet movement and long hair tossing...
You better beware, you better take care.
You better watch out if you've got long black hair.
He'll come from behind...
you'll go out of your mind.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post From 1999
Craig Reid from The Proclaimers (37)
Limahl (41)
Cheryl Baker from Bucks Fizz (45)
Nile Rodgers from Chic (47)
Joe Dolce (52)

Fucking hell that's a band I'd pay a LOT of money to see.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post um, I did 1988 to see if you'd locked in the original lineup
and it suggested Buddy Holly in Roy Orbison's place.
I'm pretty sure Buddy Holly would have been unavailable.
 (piss and shit, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Animatronic Skeleton
You sometimes get famous skulls playing Yorick.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have loved to have seen these in 1992, or any other year for that matter
Billy Idol (37)
Bonnie Tyler (41)
Kiki Dee (45)
Van Morrison (47)
Frank Zappa (52)
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be interested in hearing Tyler's rendition of Willie The Pimp

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure about including light entertainers in a supergroup though it does make it funnier.
You've essentially automated the first part of Rock Star Ate My Hamster.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I LIKE THIS

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
1991
Jimmy Nail (37)
Bobby McFerrin (41)
Marianne Faithfull (45)
Roger Daltrey from The Who (47)
Dusty Springfield (52)

The horror...
 (abc, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The Traveling Wilburys for the year 1950
Benjamin Britten (37)
Johnny Mercer (41)
Mantovani (45)
Bix Beiderbecke (47)
Noel Gay (52)

Out of whom four are composers or orchestra leaders and the other one has been dead for 19 years.
Not a complaint, just thought it was funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I relied on Wikipedia's
years in music lists for the old ones. I was relieved when I found one I'd heard of tbh.

It stopped being just singers when I found the line-ups less amusing without allowing a Bez or a Bonehead to slip through.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I could possibly give you some lists for pre-30s people...

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post this is great

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 23:44, Reply)
This is a link post Duck

(Sherbs, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 7:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Duck Duck Go

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:54, Reply)
This is a link post Concentration
Saw these guys at Unsound Festival at the weekend...the video doesn't do them justice....
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
If I wanted to see two naked people slather themselves in honey and have a shag I'd go to a hippie commune.
 (8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you for motivating me to click the link

(piss and shit, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nightmarish, I cannot stand being sticky, ew.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 20:20, Reply)
This is a link post I quite liked this ai output

(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently in 1913, 1931, and 1982 film makers used the same telephone effect

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 5:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the machines the most
but now I understand
 (I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 6:14, Reply)
This is a link post The Exchange
An abandoned factory. A case of money. A deal. A few mistakes.
(Smartie123 Smartie123, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone's played Kentucky Route Zero

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post New Birdbox! And there was great rejoicing.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Factory? Looks like a bridge

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post A bridge factory.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:39, Reply)
This is a link post Alice Lowe has a fillum coming out (Timestalker)
Not going to be an all-time great but I like her work and to see what she's up to.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post couldn't work out where I knew her from till I looked her up
Darkplace
 (piss and shit, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Top MILF
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a comedy version of Cloud Atlas meets Bedazzled

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a sentence I expected to read today
Or any other
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post No time for it now as its too close to Christmas but this could be a game.
Pitch your Movie

You draw two movie cards, an item card and an adjective card.
Film cards provide Title, year, principal cast, genre and brief description of the film. Item and Adjective card give one along with synonyms.

You have to then Pitch your combined movie including mention of the item and adjective in 2 minutes or less.

Other players have 2 minutes to then guess the movies, the item and the adjective to score points.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post She gave me a wooden spoon and a garland made of teabags on my stag do.
True story.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Phwoar..
No, really.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 19:00, Reply)
This is a link post Trying out Rebelle 7 I made this!
Mrs Wizard paints again - photos from our new garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The music in this is glorious

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did Willy have a Nightmare room anyway?

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 5:27, Reply)
This is a normal post We all have
You just haven't found yours yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks for this it triggered a whole load of nostalgia
 (boicymraeg, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 19:36, Reply)
This is a link post Good news, everyone!
Missing Thunderbirds footage found in British garden shed
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The BBC report of this mentioned filming at a Slough Trading Estate, I now heartily await the Supermarionation version of The Office

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that where Ricky Gervais got his dance from?
It all makes sense now!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 17:00, Reply)
This is a link post Totally truefax

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:34, Reply)
This is a link post another disturbing use of AI: 80's scottish nightclub full of gordon ramsays

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvellous!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post AI goodness :D

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That's disturbing

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 19:43, Reply)
This is a link post Reassuring news from BBC Weather

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:02, Reply)
This is a link post Ship happens

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 6:03, Reply)
This is a normal post They don't know this but
I snuck into the boat overnight (via James Cameron's submersible) and flytipped my old boots and dinner plates.
 (8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 6:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Good thing you didn't use that Titan sub
That would have been Titanic

Oh wait, hang on... *lightbulb*
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Did the front fall off?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 10:02, Reply)
This is a link post Very talented young girl
No sheet music either.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Im sure she has had a
well balanced, broad and culturally rich childhood experience
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
But then there are a huge amount of other kids who also didn't because they live on a chav ridden council estate.

At least she's travelled the world and is rich by now, and she's only something like 17. Something all those other kids will never do. If nothing else, she's found the thing she is really good at.

So, are you going to be as bothered by the estate kids not having a well balanced, broad and culturally rich childhood experience? Or do you just want to make yourself feel better about someone who did more than you with their life at an earlier age?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably pointing out that
We don't celebrate chavvy wavvy woo wah being the world's best wheelie bin ignitetee.
 (sithemong, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post And for good reasons too

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 20:35, Reply)
This is a link post Right to Peaceful Protest (Led By Donkeys)
Hear fucking hear.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 1:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate to say it but this is unsurprising
Isn't it a law here that every government has to suck?
 (8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 3:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Feels that way, yes.
No government is perfect, no party is perfect.

Labour have about 36 months left to do all the things that the Daily Heil gets its readers apoplectic about before they need to worry about an election campaign. It's maddening that Labour seem so influenced by right wing minority opinion... Farage Rioters are never going to vote Labour so why pander to them?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 19:23, Reply)
This is a link post Nightmare fuel for this time of year. NSFW
NSFW because body horror.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Gimp Hell
I love these vids.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do6iiSa4hmc
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like AI visual gibberish to me.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 19:24, Reply)
This is a link post Midgies!
New horror film coming soon, the noo.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!
Someone down the pub showed us this earlier!
Was it you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, were that it was.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:26, Reply)

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