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This is a link post PIXELMASH!
Mahoosive pixel landscape thingy. Even has helicopter, water, but no shark :(

Warning - fucking enormous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah seen this
its really good.
id love to print it full size for the wall..
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Shoppingstreet.com.tx, eh?
Also I enjoyed the Ornage shop/

[EDIT:Sorry, typing in the dark.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:11, Reply)
This is a link post Weeeeeeeee
skating in balloons.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more helium
i would love to do that!! must woo1
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:27, Reply)
This is a link post Oh shit not another fucking monkey

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post newsletter this now!
that is ace! best one so far!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The source of that is stolen
its a J.knight video remix that he made.
 (I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:55, Reply)
This is a link post my driving inspector had this song as his ringtone
much better version is availible on my phone, but this is the only version i can find.
I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
lyrics are amusing!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:59, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:33, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:26, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:04, Reply)
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This is a link post Funniest sequence in a movie
My absolute favourite :
Roberto Benigni as a taxi driver in A Night On Earth. A snapshot of the lives of 5 taxi drivers from around the world. Benigni is in Rome and has just picked up a priest.

Pt 2 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D3fVRPwLCA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post Cow Politics!!!
MOOO!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post a nice addition to cow day

(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed
today has been a good day. loving cow sunday!! mootiful!!
edit: cowgate ha love it!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I hadn't seen that for ages
There's been a few funny additions since it last did the rounds.

Still makes me chortle.

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:26, Reply)
This is a link post Creativity I made this!
Song I'm working on. It's a different style that what I'm used to, but it's all lovely anyway.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(__, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this a lot.
Gaz me anything else you've got. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Jack cracked the elite b3ta inner circle on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:17, Reply)
This is a link post A "Benny Lava" analysis
somekind of linguist examines the legendary subtitled Bollywood song.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahahahaa
Benny Lava
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:30, Reply)
This is a link post Horn OK Please
A delightful animation about an Indian taxi driver. The film was made using clay models with stop motion photography..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That was rather splendid
Gets a click from me.
 (I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant stuff !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 9:44, Reply)
This is a link post pre historic threesome NSFW
This is funnier than I expected. A bit slow to start, but still good.
 (eneville, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That should be on the Image Challenge
Isn't that Barney?
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post So,
Man asks for a drink, so give him a line and mickey it?

Hmm, seems a bit cuntish to me. Might even constitute attempted murder, let alone sticking your image on the internet and advertising the fact that you a) have Ketamine and Cocaine handy at small riverside parties and b) you are happy to spike people.

Nicely done. See you in court.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say he's gonna get nicked for this

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:09, Reply)
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there's no evidence of the act. sure a guy is out cold, but unless he can identify the guy on the camera, it's pretty much anonymous. pikies (in the film snatch) are otherwise known as jippos, who generally don't have a fixed address, so it's going to be hard to identify.

i say fair play. the guy was giving them grief so he got exactly what he deserves. and the others musta found it amusing, i just hope his own mates didn't see it, otherwise someone will grass [sic] him up.

totally fair play.
 (eneville, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I know exactly where you're coming from
but spiking someone with ketamine is fucking dangerous...

I tried it once and that was enough for me.

Also, I believe that class A drugs are defined as something that can potentially kill people on their first dose.

I'm all for genocide when it comes to chavs, but he's a tit for posting that on Youtube.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:11, Reply)
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Yeah, they're both tits, but the guy who got spiked got what he deserves, and I hope it serves as a message to others.

Maybe he should have covered his face or something, then maybe everyone would be ok with it.
 (eneville, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair Play?
I'm certainly not a chav lover but this was going waaay too far. Tell him to fuck off, slap him if you really have to - but giving him a Micky? The Chav could have easily died.

These twats want hunting down and birching the self-satisfied bunch of cunts.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post If it was possible to report crime online I would.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This is not the website you are looking for


move along. No-one here will help you.
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post they killed devo!

(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm confused...aren't they 'pikeys' as well?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post they appear to be middle class
the worst of all the delinquents
 (I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Middle class is a bit rich for them...
(if you'll excuse the pun)

Upper Working Class would be more accurate if you were feeling generous.

/snobblog
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post more accurately,
this should be 'gyppos vs chavs'. For our non-UK friends. A 'pikey' is a gypsy. A chav is a common person.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post this is dreadfully dangerous
and I hope mr baseball cap ends up in court
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post he did deserve it
demanding drinks and threating violence, but that is too far and then BRAGGING about it, then to make things worce, post it on the tinternet. oh my. hope they get gunned down by dogs with needle guns
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:10, Reply)
This is a link post Cyriak's MOO!
Yes, I know, possibly the biggest GC ever to have taken place, but COME ON! IT'S COW SUNDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post it is
the best cow related thing ever made.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:09, Reply)
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i have got to watch that when im drunk some time.
 (eneville, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:28, Reply)
This is a link post True Stories - in only a single sentence.
It's like our QOTW, but for people with low attention spans.

"Curry

As I looked back on that horribly mortifying moment I realized it could have been much worse, it could have been my mom that walked in."
 (I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This is so much better than sifting through QOTW entries
We should make a new rule.

P.S. Happy B3taday
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Then Don't Sit Through The QOTW
If the concept of reading bothers you (I know your lips get sore trying to spell out the words) then stay on the main board and watch the pretty pictures.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww!
"(I've been trying to hide how much I like you, but the most subtle I can be is within parentheses)."

That's soooo cute!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I was eating bacon as I read this.
It kinda put me off!

One morning while training a new employee, I silently farted and she said "Mmm! Someone’s cooking bacon!"
 (pinkfluffychic, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmmm
Me-Thinks the story-telling is part of the fun :/
 (I helped save b3ta! Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:06, Reply)
This is a link post Dog is bad at playing dead
This dog plays dead quite well, but it still needs to practice on some details.
 (hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:10, Reply)
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lol
 (Keithcrash The Magniloquent Pulchritudinous Thaumaturge, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:57, Reply)
This is a link post Spreekillers
a leaderboard of those who have gone mental and made a real-life M-M-M-MONSTERKILL.

Something to think about as you drudge yourself to work again tomorrow
 (I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, scary
and the US are in the lead with 19 out of the top 40
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post Sunday night game
Very addictive tank/cannon/angle/power/bang style game.

And not a cow in sight.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 4:40, Reply)
This is a link post animaniacs - Yakko's World
Probably the glassiest of cocks - but i love it!



Sing along with the words - www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs.cmu.edu/user/clamen/misc/tv/Animaniacs/Nations.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I got tongue tied and . . .
ran out of breath . . . Aaaah . . .
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post My word
I love that hard
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post Sand in my face I made this!
10cc never made a video for this classic (and underated) track from 1972 - so I've done it for them.

Isn't that nice...awwww.
(ccc, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:03, Reply)
This is a link post cow shit chocolate dispenser :D
as its apparently cow sunday have this

turn speakers off unless you want to be irritated
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post saw one of those
in peacocks as well as a pooping santa. it is indeed christmas when you can santa crapping himself
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to have a donkey
like that, that shitted cigarettes.

You had to pull his ears forward, and his tail would lift up.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I had one too...
the fags used to dry out too quick.. but ciggies looked great coming out it arse..
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:11, Reply)
This is a link post Cow Sunday eh?
Have a couple of cow fugitives on the run from Sherrif John Burnell's bad puns. Thelma and Moo-ise, if you will.
(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:55, Reply)

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