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This is a link post Poor Hardeep Kohli Singh
Following his Alan Partridge-esque horror he's subject to this. A tryptic of harletts grinding his pelvis in the name of a C4 documentary.

Though the 2nd one at least has some skills.

PS. The crowd seem to be a bunch of utter nobs.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:18, Reply)
This is a link post Acid Dinner Jazz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TebUMhJAKSM
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:44, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm dismayed no-one else has posted on this
as irritating as the fast show was, these bits were utter dynamite.
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Jackson Jeffrey Jackson
"You can run up, you can run down, but you can't run sideways" and "I don't blow; I suck!" are probably my favourite lines in the whole series, over and above the many catchphrases.

Oh, and "stuck down a hole in the fog with an owl" also cracks me up, but that's not Jazz Club. Nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! b3tamax-doovde Using recordable media since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post Best. Wedding. Surprise. Ever.
It's massively gay, yet utterly wonderful. I wish I had friends like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ almighty
how on earth can yanks act like that without even being pissed.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not the fact that they are American
but the fact that they have all worked in musical theatre together.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:05, Reply)
This is a normal post and most of them appear to be gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing they
must put something into the Pepsi over there
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
Love the Good Omens reference :)
 (I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm at once sickened that the wedding could be so bias towards the woman alone and yet moved that it clearly made her so purely happy.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that
but it seemed her hubby was in on the gab, so it was ok.

Really, really sweet though.
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post jews
gay jews, the lot of 'em
 (KnackerDwarf, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this^^
hahahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post gay, yes, but so freakin' what
Loved it. But I'm endlessly soppy. Ok fine, here is one of my man cards.

I'm off to watch something with explosions in it to make up for this.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheFr00n buntz buntz eintz eintz, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:36, Reply)
This is a link post Wait a minute somethings wrong
he's got his guitar upside down

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CjOQ9r35uiU
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:33, Reply)
This is a normal post left handed hendrix

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The ham fisted oaf
Half of those notes were harmonics ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hendrix was my first music idol,
I know nothng about music though,,what is a 'harmonic' ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post shame on you
Problem with Hendrix was he was musical genius. By the time he hit 27 there really wasn't much left to live for, and mores the pity he knew it.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:27, Reply)
This is a link post Bottom - DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:30, Reply)
This is a link post id eat a fork if it was deep fried
following on from the munchy box, and deep fried pizza, watch this heffer talk about eating her a "deep fried fork", i'd call them tongs personally.
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a link post The Final Boy I made this!
Short horror film with a shocking twist - business man John is haunted throughout his day by the image of a devilish young boy. Starring Steve Garry and Lauren Pressdee. Written by Matthew White, D.o.P Adrian Peckitt. Directed by Nick Gillespie.
(DazzledKid, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post This is...
a good one. Clickedy-click-click.
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Proper good.
Click.
 (symbiotic_alien is running on empty..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Exquisite.
Newsletter this bad boy. *click^10*
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 6:09, Reply)
This is a normal post What sort of camera did you use?
you talented monkey you
 (Project* Gibraltar, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing
absolutely atmospherically poerfect. wow is all i can say
 (I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Like "The Grudge" in 2 minutes. Excellent cinematography.
 (eds209 invites you to a HousepartyofthedDead.com, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this because
I'm in the end credits. Woo for me!

But seriously, this is merely a taster for how good Nick can make a film.
 (Jimmy Jangle, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:04, Reply)
This is a link post Possibly the trippiest website in the world
It's just too hard to describe - you'll have to see for yourself

EDIT: Start with Page 8 - it's like an online acid trip
 (Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post the daxaphone is quite simply the weirdest insrument EVER !
and this site is bloody strange
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:14, Reply)
This is a link post Pointless, yet strangely compelling platformer
It's the kind of game a hyperactive 6 year old might design

Enjoy
 (Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 76
I like
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf
that done my head in
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post they talk about me, like a dog NSFW
As it's Hendrix day on B3ta, have some.........
or
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0cQNi7t2xbU

(NSFW as there are rude ladies dancing in wellies in 1970's isle of wight)
There's definately a vag shot at 3:56, it's probably your mumgran.
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 22:34, Reply)
This is a link post Surviving the twated industry I made this!
A useful animation to help you survive in the freshly fucked music industry featuring handy hints on packaging product (using squirrels) and notes on sequestering aging rock stars.
(irnglxy, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 22:04, Reply)
This is a link post christian death metal. I made this!

Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really good. Have a click
tell me how do I sign up to be a christien?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Not
as good as Vomitorial Corpulence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:09, Reply)
This is a link post History of videogames and consoles gets permanent exhibition
In Bradford, in the fullness of time, but previewed in Nottingham at the end of next month. I was once on Mastermind with the History of Videogames as my subject. I did not win.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
So that was you on Mastermind that time? That's the only episode of the show I'd ever watched :)
 (beemoh, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Put it on youtube
I would like to try to answer the questions and see if I am cleverererererer than you
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Feck yes!
I might be going down to some GameCity things as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:21, Reply)
This is a link post Not a traditional spelling bee

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Nicely done.

I've never understood the point of these things anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Spelling bee?
SPELLING BEE? WTF?

Spelling tests are called prep in the UK so bugger off to snoopes or where ever you came from.



:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 21:58, Reply)
This is a link post Lovely Allen - Holy Fuck
Couldt find Casio Bossanova, so have THIS instead. It may need some volume.


edit: it is Lovely Alien, not Allen. Thatll learn me for cut and pasting youtube headers ;-)

edit: I stand corrected, it is Lovely Allen.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post OOOOOOOOOOOOOo this is very very nice.
Should i know about this band?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
yes you should ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I do love Holy Fuck
Found them out after spillers records in Cardiff recommended them.

I'm kicking myself over not going to reading festival to see them.

While EP is good I'm sure their next album will be mind blowing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I know,
I missed them once because I thought with a name like that, it was some sort of dodgy skate band. How wrong was I.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post oh that was awesome
thank you!
 (I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Buy their 2005 album.
It fucking rocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I was surprised.....
...how much I enjoyed that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post No,
It is Lovely Allen. Says so on their site. Makes less sense, but there you go. Good tune - they've got a coupla other good 'uns too.
 (jesushairdresser minges, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:06, Reply)
This is a link post Best choice of song for a first dance ever I made this!
from a wedding I went to last night.

Sorry about dodgy mobile phone footage, but I thought it was worth sharing.

(NB stating the obvious- needs sound, otherwise its just a video of some people you don't know dancing a bit in posh clothes)
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post at least they have a sense of humour :)

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That put a huge smile on me face.
Apparently Harry Hill got married to the Generation Game theme.

Lets hope 'this night has opened my eyes' is not the next song.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Its so much better
than one of the other weddings I have been to this year- they had "Once Twice Three Times A Lady". The groom had had ballroom dancing lessons and still shuffled around like a mong with 2 left feet.

I have now been to 4 weddings this year.....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It is,
if were getting married, I would deffo do something like this.

*hoping she got my 'this night has opened my eyes' joke*
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just googled it
so I get it now :)
I don't think I've heard it before though.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh this is fab.
I posted this on the Smiths/Moz site I moderate, I hope you don't mind, I included the credit.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you send me a link?
I'd better let the bride and groom know!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed...
forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=91033
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha, wonderful choice :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:32, Reply)
This is a link post Sarah Palin's Beauty Pagent Swimsuit Video Footage
This is new to me.

also... I'd hit that running (mate) booty, anytime.
 (largoembargo ???, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post However - as an ex-pat Merkin has said:
'There are only three women in the state of Alaska - and the other two are bears.'
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that before or after the abortion?

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post She hides the coathanger well.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I saw a ferret scarper when she turned around.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:21, Reply)
This is a link post Is it wrong to laugh......................
at stupid people doing stupid things and hurting themselves?
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *deep intake of breath*
OOoooooooh. Owwwwww.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This is one of those rhetorical questions, isn't it?

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think so.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post /me looks for unnecessary subtext.
/gets distracted by chocolate truffles.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohh,
truffles. Have they got chocolate sprinkles on?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Chocolate dust.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm
*goes to shop*
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Not when they could have probably done unknown damage to their internal organs,
no.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It is absolutely not wrong.
But then I am watching You've Been Framed at the moment so maybe I'm not the best person to comment!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post YOUVE BEEN FRAMED
shit, I had better go.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:16, Reply)
This is a link post my god this guy is cool
a client of mine works for this company, so a bit of research dug this guy out as a 'senior thinker'.
is there anyone who's had a cooler life? ever?
check his wiki page too.
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
...then you see his photo
 (maxp, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post and then you
realise he's even cooler! With a tache like that he can do anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ah good old jeff "skunk" baxter...
a pretty interesting chap :)
 (JonothanCainer, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:28, Reply)
This is a link post SFW XXX
Rotoscope magic. May not be safe for work. Depends I guess... I work with perverts.
(huffindongs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post My word,
is appropriate to shout soggy glass cock yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont think ive seen a vid posted so many times on here

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Simon's cat is probably closest.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post And the Thriller video with prisoners.
Thats a close second.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The kid with the flip-flops too.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats right,
that is deffo another one.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt stop me watching it again though.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
yes it is appropriate and this is totally nsfw
 (maxp, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats right,
I was too busy saying 'what the fuck, not this again' to notice it has not been marked nsfw.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post is this a joke?
or has the internet dried up leaving nothing but this chuffing video?
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats all we have until america bails out the internets.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww it's your first post
Hello and don't be put off! But a bit of advice, check the Popular page and the newsletter before you post.
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't listen to her.
She is trying to get you into trouble. What ever you do, dont go near the popular page, and always put 'ronseal' in the description. Phew! that was close.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft,
Its nice to be nice you know!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I love you

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:23, Reply)

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