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This is a link post The Real Black Swan I made this!
They lied to the poor little fellas...
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This is a link post Cookie monster in german
singing to rammstein
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This is a normal post That's Brilliant

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This is a normal post hahahahaha :D

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This is a normal post Just proves
that everything is cooler when spoken in German.
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This is a normal post I thoroughly recommend...
...seeking out "My Fair Lady" in German.

The audio definitely exists, as I have some of it on tape. Someone trying to do cockney while speaking German is just amazing.
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This is a normal post GENULOL
Greatness
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This is a normal post industrial strength
goodness in every bite
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This is a link post if you love the catholic church I made this!
don't watch this

:)

(btw, i dunno if this is safe for work or not. there's no nuddy stuff in it, but it's rude alright ;)
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post

Yeah, fuck it eh? It's not like they overreact or anything.
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This is a normal post haha no much ;)

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This is a link post SLAM DUNK!
Don't think he quite meant to do that...
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This is a normal post hahaha
outstanding
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This is a normal post Superb
The way he has a second "lift" in the air is cracking.
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This is a normal post His mate behind him
was never going to let anything stop him from having his moment, was he?
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Headline of the year?
Gets my vote.
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This is a normal post Meh
It's no:

www.flickr.com/photos/garageowns/4971504474/in/pool-944932@N23/
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This is a normal post ill raise you this
www.flickr.com/photos/thisisdave/4475049416/
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This is a normal post meh...
www.flickr.com/photos/thisisdave/5056658323/in/photostream/
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This is a normal post And I'll raise again...
www.flickr.com/photos/fredpipes/4419713355/in/pool-944932@N23/
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This is a normal post winner!

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This is a normal post
I'll just place this here...


img689.imageshack.us/i/n200900452322319763240.jpg
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This is a normal post 'Tis good

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This is a normal post The Argus is classic for headlines.
That photo is from Gary, I Flickr-know him.
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This is a normal post haha

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This is a normal post Haha! Gets my vote too.
/not being a poncy, la-di-dah Brighton-type.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no poncey Brighton type
I'll have you know - more a connoisseur of local newspapers. My favourite ever was actually in the Birmingham Post in about 2004: 'Mouse not Murdered at Show, rules Mouse Club'.
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This is a normal post The...
...South Wales Argus also had some crackers. Don't have a photo of it but always remember:
'Local couple saves Baboons from firing squad'.

Classic.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the one!
Fantastic.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a rather good deliberate one in today's Times Eureka...
...on a story about monkeys being used into research on STDs.

"Monkeys, organ grinding"

Made me chuckle.
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This is a link post Massive Attack - Teardrop
because i love it
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This is a normal post i posted this before but incase you missed it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7uFXGJhX80
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This is a normal post that is
nice
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This is a normal post should be an official video

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This is a link post Monster does Pikes Peak
Nobuhiro "Monster" Tajima does the Pikes Peak Int. Hill Climb in 2010. His record from 2007 still stands.

In a very modified one of these en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzuki_sx4

He is 60.

The slide at 3.40ish is awesome; and the speed on the tarmac near the end is amazing.

GC says yes, but I dont care, this is too good not to watch again.
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This is a normal post Rallisport 2!
I like this. Reminds me of the hill climbing stages of Rallisport 2 on the old X-Box. Probably not the best rally game in the world, even when it was new, but it was the only one that I bothered buying and you could do some epic slides/drifts etc. Might play it later on...
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This is a link post I remember Toffo, but not like this NSFW
A friend and I were discussing Toffo (I think it's still on sale) so i googled it and found this 'advert' that someone put together. Only a few thousand hits so probably not GC. NSFW because of people doing it and noises of a woman doing an orgasm. Enjoy though.
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This is a normal post I LOVE that

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This is a link post After 9 months. Video Finaly released of a cops beating up a robber. NSFW
Not the nicest vids to watch. NSFW cos of violence.
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This is a normal post why post?
or is this an example of how "state power" is corrupt and our freedoms are being eroded blah blah blah?
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This is a normal post So...
He was a robber, trying to escape/evade arrest?

Sorry, but harsh as it was, I can't say I have a massive amount of sympathy for him there.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trying to escape?
He was running to start with, but fell then laid face down with his hands behind his head instead of trying to get up. I'm pretty sure 'give him a good hard kick while he's handcuffed on the floor' isn't a valid restraint technique
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This is a normal post Sympathy for the individual is one thing
But do you really want people like that being cops?
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This is a normal post There are some shitty people in all jobs everywhere.
The answer is no, of course we don't want police like that. But then they don't represent the majority of police. Statistically there are many more incidents of ass-holes attacking the police/other people. I used to live in Reading - I have first hand experience! ;-)
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This is a normal post Oh, well that makes it all OK then.

(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, of course it doesn't. Geez.

(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Honestly?
At that stage, he was not a burglar in the eyes of the law. He was a suspected burglar, and therefore innocent.

Moreover, even if he was guilty, he has a right not to face an arbitrary beating: he has a right to trial. And he has a right for any punishment that is mandated by the judge at that trial to be (a) proportionate and (b) within the constraints of minimal decency. Here, there was no trial, no judge, no process, no proportionality and no decency.

But apart from that, you're completely correct.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post right to trial?
depends on who you are these days, labour introduced arbitrary detention without trial for the select few, overturning nigh on 800 yrs of legal history.
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This is a normal post You seem to have missed the point of my post.

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This is a normal post Good, old fashioned
Community policing

*Only joking, before anyone gets upset*
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This is a normal post classic third world country
where the police act as the judiciary
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This is a link post CSI: Gallifrey
The latest CSI franchise.
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This is a link post Semen is an anti-depressant
Discuss.
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This is a normal post So thats why the gay men are so happy and the lezzers are always grumpy old boots.

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This is a normal post The funniest generalisation I've seen today!
Also the only one, but hey, good start.
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This is a normal post hahahahaha!
That's so funny, but a bit out of order. I just realised, I've never actually met a lezzer who wasn't nice.
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This is a normal post seeing as im feeling a bit down
bukkake anyone?
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This is a normal post "Only straight member"
I heard that only one of them was gay.
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This is a normal post
Well if he's living in South Wales, he's clearly a sheep humper. That would explain it.
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This is a normal post I...
...Think I may have seen him...
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This is a link post Last Night A DJ Killed My Dog Podcast #028 - Year Of The Rabbit I made this!
Good morning /links-ers.
For the fourth year running I've made a mix of songs and talky bits for the Chinese New Year. Today is the first day of the Year Of The Rabbit.
These are the tracks:

1. Malcolm Williamson / Michael Hordern - Prologue
2. Animal Collective - Who Could Win A Rabbit
3. Do Make Say Think - Horns of a Rabbit
4. Randy Greif - The Rabbit Hole
5. Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
6. Adam Green - Bunnyranch
7. Guru Guru - Samantha's Rabbit
8. Reika - Rabbit Rounds
9. The Yummy Fur - Bugs Bunny
10. Moondog - Rabbit Hop
11. Chas 'n' Dave - Rabbit
12. Flanagan & Allen - Run, Rabbit, Run
13. Frank & The Top Ten - Beach Bunny
14. The Shins - Red Rabbits
15. Milk 'n' Cookies - Rabbits Make Love
16. Sufjan Stevens - Enjoy Your Rabbit
17. Roots Manuva - Evil Rabbit
18. El Último de la Fila - "The Blue Rabbits Machine" Corporation Hymn
19. Ooberman - Honeydew



Direct download: LNADJKMD_-_28_-_Year_Of_The_Rabbit.mp3

Podblog: lastnightadjkilledmydog.libsyn.com

If you like this one, check out the previous 27. Or suggest some songs and talking (TV, films, radio, etc) about Northern England, that's the next theme.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Coronation Street Theme Tune
With a banging donk on it
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This is a normal post Cassetteboy's probably done it.

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This is a normal post Top Bun

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This is a normal post Can't claim responsibility for that, but it's a good'un, yes.
Have to find a rabbit-dragon cross-breed for this time next year.
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This is a normal post "It's Grim Up North" by the KLF
Obvo.
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This is a link post Morning!!
I'm not sure what else to say!
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This is a normal post I think I've seen this somewhere before
Oh yes...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEU8Hr4nqV8#t=01m43s
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This is a normal post Haha :)

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This is a normal post Of course!!
:-D
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This is a normal post You beat me to it!
You swine.
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This is a normal post haha
but what was funny about him?
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This is a normal post Look Sonny
In the 1970's before typewriters and the like we had to make our own entertainment ;-)
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This is a normal post that is so fucking ugly

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This is a normal post Hammers
Fire etc.
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This is a normal post Looks like Brian Peppers

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This is a normal post haha ^ this

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This is a normal post why cant all dogs look like this?

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This is a normal post im so confused
my brain can't process this
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This is a normal post haha had to be japanese didn't it?

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This is a link post The Internet will run out of numerical addresses 'in the next 24 hours'
according to the Daily fail - I love the way it contradicts itself a couple of times throughout the piece.
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This is a normal post "Subeditor didn't read the aricle" syyndrome?
Maybe I'm being too generous.
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This is a normal post I myyself suffer from a syyndrome which makes me press the 'yy' keyy twice instead of once.

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This is a normal post Ah,
A Yy's guy, huh?

Why I oughtta!

/3 Stooges
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post What I'm funEe?
Do I amUuz Uu?
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This is a normal post Wut!?
"Every device which connects to the internet is assigned a 'number' but with millions of web enabled phones now online they are fast running out."

Yes, 'numbers' can only go so far before just running out!

What the deuce!?
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This is a normal post It's the limit of the IP4 protocol
IP6 is ready to go though
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This is a normal post Something about "I P Freely"

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This is a normal post according to Wikipedia
IPv4 uses 32-bit (four-byte) addresses, which limits the address space to 4,294,967,296 (2^32)
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This is a normal post Something about "Seymour Butts"

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This is a normal post Something about "Amanda Huggenkis"

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This is a normal post Wait a minute...if I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor.

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This is a normal post Bunch of arse
Two reasons, apart from IPv6 this doesn't matter:

1) Most IP addresses are assigned dynamically, and each ISP simply has to decrease the TTL (Time to Live) value to increase IP address coverage.

2) Most companies, and an increasing number of online services use DNS Translation, meaning that each network has another 4 billion addresses to play with.

But let's all panic, anyway :-)
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post ok then

(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I Do Hope
that you don't work in IT. I don't know how you could be any more wrong other than claiming that packets on the Internet are carried by pixies.

1) TTL applies to a TCP datagram and is measured in milliseconds. You seem to have this mixed up with DHCP leases which are measured in hours or days. Reducing this would have very little, if any, effect on the number of IP addresses used by an ISP as the vast majority of us are permanently wired to the Internet via ADSL or cable. As Soon as your lease expires you are given a new one. Virtually instantly.

2) DNS translation. Admit it. You just made that up. DNS has the square root of fuck all to do with IP address allocation. It's simply the way a human readable address, www.b3ta.com, is turned into a machine usable address 207.44.242.20. I repeat - it has bugger all to do with address allocation. I think where you're getting confused here is with NAT or network address translation. Where a router will give out the same external address to the Internet regardless of how many actual address are behind the router. Most companies already use NAT but this isn't an option with an ISP as many Internet services can't be used with NAT at the ISP level. For example, anything that uses port forwarding so very few ISPs use it.

We are running out of Ip addresses and the only thing that can mitigate this is IPv6. That's why it was invented. If your solutions were valid then we wouldn't have bothered.

Cheers
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This is a link post I give you... the History of Bacon
Apologies for two links in a row, but given B3ta's contribution to the meme which is bacon, though you might like this.

Sample: "Bacon has not merely jumped the shark. Bacon has taken all the sharks, stuffed them with cupcakes, ice cream, sausage, lipstick, alarm clocks, and mayonnaise, wrapped them in bacon, deep-fried them, then jumped that. Using a ramp made of bacon."
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This is a normal post
Bacon bits.


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This is a normal post dicks?

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This is a normal post hahaha
I know that pig!


(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Merkin bacon is an insult to the good name of pigs.

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This is a link post Still time to buy an unusual Valentine's card.

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This is a link post 15 Top Dating Sites for Valentine's
Nice list of odd dating sites. I might try the clown one.
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This is a link post Google Maps applied to Art galleries of the world and their contents
Amazing. Bless you Google.
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This is a normal post Curse you Mr Toast
I have work to do! This is amazing stuff, the zoom level is incredible.
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This is a normal post Wow
that's brilliant!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 8:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is quite brilliant.

(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post awesome!

(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a link post That nice Mr Blair
Isn't he a 'peace envoy', or something?
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This is a normal post Well the job description called for an obnoxious twat.
He filled that diligently and for a lot of the time he's out of the country so I don't mind per se. Clearly he's carrying legitimate security concerns with him as envoy but if he's blatantly ignoring that Mubarak was and is a nasty piece of work he's really not fostering amnity with his possible successors.
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This is a normal post I always thought the Huffington Post was a satire site
Shows what I know.
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