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This is a link post Spiders: Christ, Fucking spiders-Horrifying planet
It's The Onion, but it's also eugh god FUCKING SPIDERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Unacceptable!
Christ. Fucking spiders!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "they don't even -want- skin"

(Roxon, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *shudders*

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Spiders are our friends
absolutely fascinating little creatures
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Friends...
Friends that would tie you down, inject you with drugs and suck your insides out...

Yep that would be the b3ta forum then
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha brilliant!
Spiders are awesome :) They're like hatred with legs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post that made me laugh a lot
hence a click
 (Leemondus, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's what goes through my head
when I see fucking spiders. EVERYTIME
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Impossible to watch.
The common house spider is the most evil looking thing to exist.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno, this thing really gives me the chills
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPRPnQ-dUSo
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
My house is fucking overrun with spiders.

People keep saying "Spiders are good, they keep insects away"

This is like being told you should smear the walls in shit because it stops anyone painting them in an unfashionable colour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Parody or not
I'm not going to watch that Herbs.

If some fucker decides to break into my house at 3am in the morning I'll have no qualms confronting the bugger with a baseball bat.

If some spider decides to break into my house at 3am in the morning I'll have no qualms running away like a feckless sissy.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 4:27, Reply)
This is a link post Woman can actually sing the Diva song from Fifth Element movie.
Including the bit they cheated on ;-).
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post But that's the boring bit in an otherwise brilliant movie

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
but the opposite
 (SquidHead, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this.
But exactly the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this...
but different.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Skillz :)
I wonder, can she do that roulette-fixing scream from Run Lola Run?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Annoyingly, she's absolutely silent in bed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 0:06, Reply)
This is a link post New Birds Eye Fish Fingers advert - Clarence thinks of home I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahahaha
The thousand yard stare! Bravo
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAH!
Proper belly laugh then at his stare!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent!
the timing is perfect.
logs into another PC to try click twice. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post clicky

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *Click*
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 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That bear frightens me
I'd be terrified if he turned up in my freezer
 (anonymous blonde, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a link post Hitler's Animation Studio
this is basically me
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a link post A great story of a dad's 1969 Norton motorcycle and how it was restored by his sons
The reaction when he receives it might bring a tear.
(AlbertTatlock is Ena Sharples Bitch, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post OH NO
I have something in my eye just thinking about it. Lovely stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post watched and saved for viewing later when
my eyes have stopped turning red, what a great and fantastic thing to do for dad
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Super stuff.

(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post seen it before
not on here, as far as I can remember.
top stuff. I mean that.
: )
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post it was in the newsletter
long time ago, nice too see again
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a link post this could be the original bear with a sore head storey ..................... or maybe not
man in car
elk on road or if you are 'merican then it would be a moose
man swerves to avoid elk, moose for all you ameritards
misses elk, moose to those who dont know where europe is
hits bear
elk, moose for those who like other peoples oil, being a cunt walks away with no injury
bear wonders away with internal injurys deduced from blood trail found by trackers
man is ok
car has some minor damage

also see link to drunk elk, moose for those who fought and won ww2 single handedly, stuck in a tree
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! that is some fucking story.
Great description too.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hello fluffy,
to allay the confusion reading your post may generate... it is not us Ameritards that are wrong, we have both elk and moose (i think) and there is also Caribou.
here this may help:
www.differencebetween.net/science/nature/animals-nature/difference-between-moose-and-elk/
cool story though. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post christ on an ak47 you got some big words in there
i may have to run my finger under them as i try to read them .
and please dont use such vulgar and coarse words like "dictionary"
makes my skin crawl just seeing that word
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post so sorry,
i did not mean to be vulgar.
i will never mention the word again.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post consider this a warning to both you and dawn of the bread
if you both miss behave again it will be the naughty step for both of you.
this is your last warning
dont push me or you know i will do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post yes sir.
anything you say sir.

*curtseys, bows and backs slowly away*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You spelt 'don't' wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post shhh you!
you are gonna get me in trouble too!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post If i'm going down i'm taking as many people as possible with me*
*that was a figure of speech and not sexual innuendo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU THERE YES YOU
do you think i will not put you on the naughty step?
and for the back chat i will take your guns away from you for a week, so hand them over. you wont get them back till you appologise or show me you can behave.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Bready only has
a butter knife and an omelette maker.
(i am the one with the guns)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
I found a rusty fork yesterday, i'm prepared for anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post careful how you handle that weapon,
tetanus is nasty!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Rethinks punishment plan
ok this is the way its going to go ok ?
bready put down the omelette maker and step away from the butter knife.
and as for you miss fortunate
you hand over the ammo, yes all of it even the rounds in the guns.
now please .
thats for telling on bready
next time it will be down to the liqour store at midnight with no guns at all, so behave
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *sobs*
no guns at all? how will i get my wine?!
i will be good now. i promise.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post to us Australians, they're called koalas

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post nasty things those koalas
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg9nChbmEKA
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post horrible critters...
they all have chlamydia.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post talking of horrible critters
have a gander at BUNNICULA VAMPIRE RABBIT

www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL80274395568F883A&v=nFtRnyOT_SM&feature=player_detailpage
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bookmarked for later! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post dont hold it against me if it isnt any good
please
no realy i mean it
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
don't worry fluffy, i would never hold anything against you.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)
This is a link post Deep Hibernation I made this!
off the back of working over a month solid 14 hour days, for a large sporting event in London (ahem) I finally got back into the studio today...hence the name.

some moody 120bpm acid/techno/rave fun for anyone who's into that kind of thing. free download as well
 (Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that.
Nice chewy bassline.
 (I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post like

(fulcannelli, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Deep dark and nice that. Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post damn
just realied i missed my b3ta birthday. 10 years and 2 days!
 (Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy late candles!!!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post Cannibal Holocaust Soundtrack Tracks 1, 2
Classic stuff right here.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That movie is twisted
but good. Probably first ever found footage horror movie ever...
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post aye
I think I still have my dodgy VHS copy somewhere too!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You've put me in a bit of a soundtrack mood...
3 Faves:

The Untouchables - Strength of the Righteous : www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGN6Z6iFR0E

Once Upon A Time In The West - Man With A Harmonica: www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6BQKFs3-VM (both Ennio Morricone)

Robocop - Showdown: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS1W8ifd1h8 (Basil Poledouris)
 (I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)
This is a link post Megadeth star says Obama 'staged' cinema massacre
Every time Dave Mustaine opens his mouth I get a little more embarrassed about being a Megadeth fan.
 (I helped save b3ta! ThunderThrust, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post He's always been...
...a bit of a knob, but is usually amusing about it. He's like the Noel Gallagher of Metal.
 (Megamoss, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:18, Reply)
This is a link post Music Video for Emily
from the blurb
"Alright, here is the deal, I made this music video for Emily, who you know I love if you watch my vlog. This is the full version, every clip is in it. I know it sucks, I can't sing very well. I gave Emily a copy of this before posting it, she liked it, and that is the point."
I LOVE HIM, this is what LOVE IS ALL ABOUT. HE RULES!
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the core reason why we nutters congregate here.
Brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post SO want to adopt him
In fact I think I might do it even if he already has his own parents.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Hiya Herbs! That is 'mazin!!!!!! Major clickage!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hiya Skelty!
How's you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I'm good thanks, and yourself???

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Going to see the arty farty street art thing this weekend. BLOCK PARTY!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoop whoop!!
You going with fuckface? I don't think he's talking to me!! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
Ahhh...He is just being busy having funtimes elsewhere. The big gay. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post what a wonderful goodball, Emily is a lucky girl!
Clicks!!!
gah damn non-editable subject lines...
that should have read Goofball! grrr
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You daft goodball
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
indeed i am. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:33, Reply)
This is a link post Just found this and it made me chuckle... NSFW
Obama/Romney Debate NSFW b/c of couple of swearies..
(DeSade - is grannyfappin, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Good
But Americans think Kenya is a brand of coffee in starbucks
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)
This is a link post Can a pen be sexist?
Why, yes. Yes it can.

Cor! Look at the reviews on that! I'd give it five stars any day of the week!
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Feels like some products are just invented for the sake of the reviews these days...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post 'S'possible, I s'pose...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's one
Wow!! Where do I start?! I just can't believe that I somehow managed to get by my whole life using boy-coloured pens which are made for boy hands! The BIC For Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen (in pink) has made such a difference to my life. Just last week I had to sign my name, but I had one of those regular boy pens, and I got all the letters muddled up and they weren't even all on the page! LOLs! But when I tried writing my name today it was just incredible!!! All the letters were in the right order, The first letter was bigger and capitalised, they sat neatly on the line on the page, and they all fitted on the page! It took me a whole 12 minutes less too, and now I can dedicate all this spare time to cooking, hoovering, ironing, and vajazzling my noo-nah *giggles*.

Oooh a really cool thing that happened that I just must share with you all - I used to write the letter "m" all kind of jaggedy, like mountains that big strong boys climb, but now with the BIC For Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen (in pink), it's more curvy, like my lady bosom. I cannot begin to tell you how relieved I am about that!

Now I'm sure there are a load of killjoy feminists out there who are going to bang on about sexism and bla bla bla. But it's scientifically proven that us girls have smaller brains than boys and we have rubbish spatial skills. But the BIC For Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen (in pink) will actually help us to be more equal! Yeah, really! Like there were so many more male writers before the invention of the typewriter. That's because women had to use boy pens! It just wasn't fair. I bet if Jane Austen, the Bronte sisters, George Eliot and Mary Shelley had the BIC For Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen (in pink), they would have written hundreds more books!

I'm super happy that I now have this pen and can write properly. Thank you so much BIC, all my regular boy pens are in the bin and I can put little love hearts on all my "i's"!!

Lots of love, cuddles, bunnies, kittens, and sparkles,

Your devoted BIC For Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen (in pink) fan
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
10/10
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post pen15 club

(largoembargo ???, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *buys*
Now I can write that novel.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I have a pen to use while I'm wearing my wifes undies!
Haha, JOKE!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Call that a sexist pen?
THIS is a sexist pen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vjhS1DBefA
 (Leemondus, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a link post How to put yourself into a video game I made this!
You may or may not find this interesting. Perhaps the latter.
(Kie77, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post clever stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a link post Trevor and Simon's Singing Corner - The Prodigy - Firestarter
Another classic interpretation from Trevor and Simon!
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to LOVE these 2. :D

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:35, Reply)
This is a link post Some knacker dwarf posted internet predictions
from geeky students in 1995. Which was pretty accurate.

But seeing this one "Pie in the Sky" is a far better word for Cloud Computing.

nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Here Knacker's groomed geeks
b3ta.com/links/843816
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post there you are!
i was starting to get worried...
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be over in ten, wear the usual

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
1. Gets webpage.
2. Gets a bit confused.
3. Posts pictures of naked women.
4.
5. Profit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 4. Is this a competition?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post My answer
You've been wanking over Thai Ladyboys without realising it over this past two decades?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I have never wanked over you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post you have
you even sent me $3,500 on my webcam account just three days ago

pervert/sugar daddy
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post watches...
passes each contestant a handbag...
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a link post I still think its the right track to choose. NSFW

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
I bet she ain't nobody's bitch
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post You're her bitch?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post No
your her biatch
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ask Miss F

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That was awesome!
But the original is here..

youtu.be/8oF1pf5V-SQ
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post They played an appropriate song from the airwaves
ffs, PC gone MAD
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You're GC gone MAD.

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post Aberfeldy : Love Is An Arrow.
Realy cute video to a very nice little pop track (only posting so i push trolly mc'troll and all his misguided vitriol off the bottom of the board).
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
Cheered me up no end.
 (Sherbs, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post A real cute little ditty, no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post who's trolly mc'troll?
*looks down... sees no trolls*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post this^
pushes harder !! 0_o
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i think this is a case
that shows the ignore button does indeed work.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, it is indeed our friend

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Putting cunts on ignore
violates the US constitution. Freedom of speech etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
*ignores
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a link post Just a tune...
I've had this tune sitting around in my collection for a long time (pre 2005)... I ripped it from a CDR of random tunes that a mate gave me... but have never found out who the performers are.

I uploaded it to Youtube hoping the copyright thing would kick in and tell me what it's called, by whom and subsequently ban it on copyright grounds... but up to now diddly.

So enjoy... or don't :)
(swank, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely!
Sounds a bit like something off Mo'Wax doesn't it? Good tune :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed
The other 11 tracks are just as good... i've no idea what they are either... all instrumentals :)
 (swank, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be someone on ninja tune, it sounds familiar,

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Shazam says no....
sos.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post i tried shazam too :(

(swank, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 1:20, Reply)
This is a link post A full album what I made years ago I made this!
My first go at electronica stuff from waaaay back in 2002, this was all done on fruity loops and used a lot of samples from my dad's cd collection.
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, if you'd like a copy
here's a link to a free download from wetransfer.com - click!
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Click! Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post woo
had a flick through... all sounds good :)

i'll have a listen on the way to the seaside tomorrow :D
 (swank, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :)
I've got some other early stuff I'll put up at some point with download linky thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG SPAM OR SOMETHING!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no!
Is it? I thought it'd be okay if I was hawking my wares for nowt?
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he was taking the piss, make a donation though, people appreciate it if you do.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post No it's cool! Thankyou! It's only a problem if you don't join in and act like a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Righto :)
So I've spaffed some cash on b3ta now, how do I change the icon? I think the duck would be more appropriate.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Check the faq about donations.
Cheers for helping the site out and getting involved, we can smell the good ones.

Do you like basements?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Funnily enough I live in a basement flat.
So, no, I don't like basements :(
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Accustomed to the dark, yeah?
Racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
hahaha :) some of my best friends are shadows.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You should see Dawnie's basement
Filled with everything a boy would want to make him happy. You guys would have a lot in common.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
*makes excuses and leaves*
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Not so fast. Wouldn't you like some chocolate milk?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The door's locked anyway, he's going nowhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, the tangled web we weave!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
ha!
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *applies gag*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Here are a few zip ties I had in my pocket.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
y'see,this is why you get people with face tattoos and odd opinions on here!
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Dawnie, you apparently have not applied the gag.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cut and pasted from elsewhere:

The icons work like this:

We have "donation periods" which are blocks of time. The first period was the first year and a half-ish of b3ta - the ones after it will probably be a bit smaller. In each period, there are one or more donation icons available - in the first period, the furtive bear was the only icon. If you donate during a period of time (or have a subscription active during that time) then you can use any of the icons from that period.

So, if you donate money in period one and period three, you can use icons from either period one or three (but not two). Make sense? Of course it does.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You gotted a lego head!!!!
go to edit your profile at the top of the page, you should have some options there.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ah I see, ta :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Grand.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)
This is a link post You may have this backing track wot I made I made this!
As I have finished with it.

Also, kindly leave the building the way you found it when leaving, last time you left such a mess.
 (I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post NIce!
Good use of the moog n things, very faithful to the original :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I really like that and I'm not sure why? Nostalgia, probably.......
Also the ME(Heavy Moog Mix) and Alpha mix 1 are very good, you oh-so-talented man/woman/inbetween.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Spooky
They played the original on Radcliffe and Maconie on Radio 6 this afternoon and actually wrote down on a scrap of paper 'must get enola gay' cos I hadn't heard it for such a long time. Come home, settle down for a bit of b3ta surfing with a glass of wine and here it is. Lovely. Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! spitsticker is not working on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:49, Reply)

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