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This is a link post Just to enhance the feel of summer 1976 all over again
Somebody uploaded 17mins of 1976 adverts.
enjoy cheesy acting and crap products if you have access to the oculus rift or other VR headsets then simply put them on and sit around outside enjoying the feel and sound of 1976 all over again


For added 1976 authenticity why not try to fry an egg on the path or try and find a water stand pipe and draw your water from that
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post For added 1976 authenticity
why not fuck some kids?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Richard Briers was busy it seems

(I helped save b3ta! GneissRocks and slatey cleavage, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post He was in allmost everything
except those kids
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post HEY! WHOA!! YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Well okay so i may not know that for a fact but judging by lack of stickers in the paninni yew tree peadopedia
i would guese he didnt or that it was very well coverd up and is due to hit the news sometime next month
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
Allied Carpets had a sale!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:19, Reply)
This is a link post Ingenious Pokemon trick, to make the game more fun.
All the players should do this.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:24, Reply)
This is a link post I'm not racist but...
From the republican national convention;
(chompedhomas, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a racist
but I just don't like blacks or Asians.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and the arabs...
It's not like we use their number system, adopted their knowledge of the Greeks, or drink their coffee or anything.
 (chompedhomas, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post My coffee is from Aldi
And they're German.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah Africa's fucked cos they're all lazy
definitely not because Europe looted and colonised the whole place
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post If it wasn't for colonisation there would be no such thing as gin and tonic.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post White man built pyramids for them
And they're still not 'appy.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:02, Reply)
This is a link post Pootie

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 6:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he is having
a succession of mini strokes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Errrrrmmmm
Well yes ...
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:22, Reply)
This is a link post Still makes me laugh every time.
Prolly a bit lowbrow for some.
(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 5:22, Reply)
This is a normal post well i liked it

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Well me too, but I thought the Stewart Lee fan club would sneer.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I've been to see Harry Hill and Stewart Lee stand-up and thoroughly enjoyed it.

(PintOfGuinness, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Michael McIntyre best.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked it too
but I didn't like the use of the non-word 'prolly'

And for that reason, I'm out.........
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Again, trying to humour people.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Find him a bit hit and miss

But this made me 'lol' :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post his censorship of that king penguin documentary was inspired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg0vizpfB7k
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 8:45, Reply)
This is a link post Honouring Gemina
the crooked-necked giraffe
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 4:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Bless

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
I would not like to be a member of any club that wouldn't have me as all of its members.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 4:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd be a member in any club you joined

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! simbosan is too tired, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post He'd be a Country Member.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:39, Reply)
This is a link post A Rahndom Story : Part One I made this!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Chopchopchop
Chop chop chop
 (Tuftedshag, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:32, Reply)
This is a link post Floof overload
You can't handle the floof!
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post SOON...
That's not floof, it's delayed gratification. Clever cat is just waiting til they grow up. Only takes a few weeks. She'll be fattening them up herself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah so that kitty is crushing lots of chicks.
meow
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 3:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Chicks in a bucket; probably not a bright future for them anyways.

(chompedhomas, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 5:11, Reply)
This is a link post 1-900-9009-CRY

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably crying about this coming November's result.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 4:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Or about having to pay 2 dollars for the first minute

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 4:19, Reply)
This is a link post Make America Flatulate Again I made this!
My tribute to Donald Trumpet on the day the RNC opens.
(I helped save b3ta! sibid Carpe phallum, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post the winds of change

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Our future sharts here.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like Roz from Monsters Inc.
But like Roz got caught in the rain, then combed her hair with a cactus, then shat herself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 23:12, Reply)
This is a link post Naked man fucking a tree NSFW
Surprisingly enough this occurred in the state of Florida
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see moving over there hasn't changed you.
I'm guessing you prefer the trees in Florida then?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Palms are supple

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post poor sap

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it easier to get a little bush?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post My mate Downsy Barry once fucked a wheelbarrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucked a Honda CG125 by hitting a kerb at 70. I woke up and it was on fire and I was bleeding a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like....
...you're the one who got fucked.

*puts on sunglasses, walks into wall*

*turns light on*

Wait a minute, this isn't my house, where the fuck am i...oh shit, it's happened again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
Still, you got a cg125 to 70 mph? Impressive! I thought that was only possible by pushing it off a cliff, or into a black hole
 (Ludicrous _socks, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Dendro!
Call Operation Fuck You Tree.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 6:28, Reply)
This is a normal post brings new meaning to
madame palm and her 5 lovely daughters
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:29, Reply)
This is a link post 2001 - A Space Odyssey opening with original score by Alex North.
It feels really strange due to being so used to the music that was actually used.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely made the right decision dropping that music
typically horrible, brash 20th C American orchestral crud.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
It grates as we know it how it is, that aside i just don't think it would have the same impact with this music, especially throughout the whole film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell, really?
sounds like an old western. Utterly out of place.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Good call.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently Kubrick planned to use Richard Strauss all along
And he commissioned Alex North knowing full well he wouldn't use the score. Classy move Stanley!
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
He used classical music as a guide, then decided to keep it but failed to tell North:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001:_A_Space_Odyssey_(score)

Ouch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Awful
Sounds like the orchestra fell down the stairs of bus.
 (Ripley isis spelt backwards is sisi, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 0:08, Reply)
This is a link post Lizard gives reporter the time of his life

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I love how the reptile guy doesn't stop to help, just laughs at him.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Priceless overreaction though. You'd think he had just been plugged into the National Grid

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Could have been worse:

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me
I can't wait for the end of the world so i don't have to hear about you gimpy man children blatting on about boring fecking star wars all the time.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Live long and prosper

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks gandalf

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yer a wizard, Spock

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post Don't park that there...

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The origin of the Porsche Cayenne concept.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Honhehonhehon

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post that's how they park in Paris. trufax
it's why all the cars have little dents in them you know.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post thats how you
get smart cars.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how the twat in the lower car just ran off

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably didn't have any insurance.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Be fair; that pizza won't deliver itself.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Went to get his gun.

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Va Va Voom
Fail
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome roll cage, man! Gnarly®, if you will.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally tubular

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post simplest way to solve the engine I the front paradox

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 7:51, Reply)

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