
Ronseal in honour of Malcolm Young.
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( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 20:06, Reply)

its sunday and im still not ivisible
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:29, Reply)

I can't believe no-one else has done this gag before. Probably they have, but I can't find it. Anyway. This might seem mildly funny. Or not.
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:29, Reply)

Terrible comic - did it get swallowed whole by whizzer and chips.
Great news chums! From next week you'll be able to find all your favourite Cor!! characters inside.....
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:52, Reply)

and those little commando booklets. Loved them. I got gifted a massive boxful when one of my mum's colleagues sons went to uni.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commando_(comics)
There's an argument to be made they changed my life.
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:13, Reply)

The racism in some of the war comics wouldn't be acceptable nowadays, "yellow peril" etc.
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:21, Reply)

I think the Japanese can own their war record as we own ours.
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:30, Reply)

This is not as advertised at all. This is not a review. This is just a man looking at random issues of Cor!! from the early 1970s. When I say looking at, I mean very quickly looking at, seemingly with no interest in the subject matter, he doesn't seem to read anything or draw the viewers attention to any points of interest, he just says the title of each strip with no further comment most of the time.
He obviously hasn't thought about it or read the comics before recording the video either (he may have read them in 197*, I'll let him have that). If he had thought about it for just a few minutes and did just 30 seconds rehearsal, he would realise that whatever software he is using to show the comics is totally unsuitable for creating videos. To see him scroll down each page, accidentally scroll too far and then scroll back up again after EVERY PAGE got annoying after about the 27th time. It was like watching an elderly relative use a tablet computer. What would be wrong with showing two pages at once? After all, this is how the comic would have been designed to be read. The video is already in HD, so this would still allow the viewer to read anything of note (if the guy wasn't going so fast and actually pointed out anything of note, which he was and he didn't, as discussed previously).
"You used to get a little prize or something, didn't ya? Letter to the editor". If you had just slowed down and stayed on that page for more than half a second, you would have seen that the prize was 25p. This was something of note that would have been included in a competent review. Maybe an example of a couple of letters could have been interesting too. What did readers of Cor!! care about almost 50 years ago? What was the quality of writing that was worth 25p at that time?
I also spotted (I had to pause and rewind to see it clearly as he was going so fast) that they were piloting a different strip every week/month/fortnight (the publication schedule, which seems like quite basic information, didn't seem to be included in the review) and were to ask the reader to vote on one that was going to be made in to a complete series. This feature was not even mentioned, so there was no chance of finding out any further details, what happened to the rejected ideas, did they resurface elsewhere in later years? Which one won, how long did it last?
This guy obvious has or had a keen interest in comics at some point. Sadly, whatever enthusiasm he once had for this subject does not come across in this video at all. I can only concluded that he has got bored of this hobby, maybe without realising it himself, and is now only continuing because it is what he does, not because he gets any enjoyment from it. I would urge him to metaphorically put the comics down for a while and return to them when he feels he wants to, not just because it's part of his routine. Maybe this will rekindle the love he obviously once had for these digital items of historical value and interest.
💬 (1 Speech Bubble out of 10)
(A better source of information on Cor!! can be found on Wikipedia... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cor!!)
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 21:07, Reply)

I didn't get past 30 seconds.
But you missed the bit about him scrolling through (what looks like) the entire collection and picking one at random. Looks like what I've done in the past with music - collect, collect, collect, without actually appreciating what you're collecting, or even threshing the chaff.
(Oh, and he's on windows - what a c*nt)
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 22:11, Reply)

See,
the-slipper.blogspot.co.uk
For how it should be done.
( , Mon 20 Nov 2017, 7:27, Reply)

I want to see someone pull a tablecloth from under another tablecloth.
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 22:42, Reply)

From a Japanese tv show. It's a fb link but i couldn't find it on youtube.
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 16:36, Reply)

I think it's called slippery steps. They use soap/grease? Loads of fucked up ideas but my favourite is still a close call between middle aged greased men using a human slip/slide of pretty young women or....err... middle aged greased men running on a treadmill trying to unravel the knitwear of..pretty young women.
Hmmmm..bit of a theme developing
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:05, Reply)

The main ingredient in water-based personal lubricant.
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 20:06, Reply)

50 litre carboys, delivered.
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 20:21, Reply)

ok, I'll bite
and you both have an interest in this because...you take turns buying it or....????
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 23:10, Reply)

so I now use copious amounts of Propylene Glycol for my marathon sessions of Naked Baby Oil Twister.
( , Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:12, Reply)

GC 2013 but it's corvid sunday so it doesnae count.
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 16:11, Reply)

I have a crazy crow too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0B5w1jhzcc
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 16:24, Reply)

but it is relevant to Russia + Crows + snow. Thanks for the link,Spin.
www.b3ta.com/links/1110401
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:21, Reply)

The animal behavior is interesting and possibly there are some who haven't seen it. Noting the gc gives due regard to the original poster. I feel ashamed and expect you have already put me on ignore.
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 22:46, Reply)

Caught me at a bad moment. And I apologise.
It’s frockers who is looking at my naughty step.
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( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:23, Reply)

In case you can't stand this autonews shit
www.crowdedcities.com
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:26, Reply)

Outstanding invoice! Only the power of amateur rap in front of a crappy green screen can help me!
NSFW by way of the swearings.
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:15, Reply)

I assume you typed the rap first anyway. Do you hate the deaf and hard of hearing?
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( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 17:43, Reply)

A little Nick for your delectation.
Bonus crow documentary
www.youtube.com/watch?v=89C5gsdaSXg
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 10:46, Reply)

Have a few of these living nearby and their song is amazing.
The look like corvids, same size as crows, walk like corvids and generally act like corvids but... and brace yourself for something so amazing you literally won't believe what you read next...
They are passerines!!!!! OMG!
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 1:02, Reply)

Nesting season is the best.
That is when they like to show their appreciation by diving down and fucking up the top of your head with beak and claws.
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 1:50, Reply)

au.news.yahoo.com/a/37351147/canberra-postman-shares-genius-trick-to-stop-magpies-swooping/
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 6:47, Reply)

They just go 'ooooh' all they need to do is add 'deeeeaar'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1kpjsZXgrs
Edit 'ravens'
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 23:42, Reply)

one of those plastic tubes you whirl around your head to make a noise. Are they called groan tubes?
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 13:51, Reply)

three mums, one dad and four babees who fly in for an evening feed every day. Babees are noisy little buggers......
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 22:19, Reply)

Jefferson airplane early track, which is about where I am atm.
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 0:49, Reply)

How to sort yer jackdaws from yer choughs.
I've made a little jackdaw friend at work who hangs with me while I vape at the smoking shack in the car park.
NOTE: Mrs ACFC is away and I have been drinking heavily all (cough) evening. You have been warned.
( , Sat 18 Nov 2017, 20:01, Reply)

You will not be joining the rest of the class when they get to stroke Miss Robotham's great tits.
( , Sat 18 Nov 2017, 22:02, Reply)

If a man wants to stroke his cock in the privacy of his own home he should be able to
( , Sat 18 Nov 2017, 22:50, Reply)

When the expert birder can identify a robin at a 100 yards by the way it drops off a fence, he's always using "jizz".
Edit (the non-puerile but quite interesting bit c&p from wikipedia:
Jizz or giss is a term originally used by birdwatchers to describe the overall impression or appearance of a bird garnered from such features as shape, posture, flying style or other habitual movements, size and colouration combined with voice, habitat and location. The concept is so useful however, that it since has been adopted increasingly widely by field biologists in referring to the impression of the general characteristics of other animals.[1][2][3] It similarly appears in such fields of observational biology as microscopy.[4] Ecologists and botanists may speak of "habitat jizz" or the jizz of a plant.[5]
Sean Dooley described jizz as "the indefinable quality of a particular species, the 'vibe' it gives off" and notes that although it is "dismissed by many as some kind of birding alchemy, there is some physical basis to the idea of jizz."[6]
Experienced birders can often make reliable identifications in the field at a glance by using jizz. Often jizz is useful for identifying to the family or genus level, rather than the species level. For example, "It definitely had the jizz of a thrush, but I couldn't see what kind."
The origin of the word is a mystery. There is a theory that it comes from the World War II air force acronym GISS for "General Impression of Size and Shape (of an aircraft)", but the birding term was first recorded earlier than that in 1922.[7] More likely, jizz is a corruption of gestalt, a German word that roughly means form or shape.[8] Other possibilities include the word gist, or a contraction of just is.
( , Sat 18 Nov 2017, 22:54, Reply)

However, I shall continue to snigger.
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 0:31, Reply)

Had it’s etymological roots here anyway, since it kind of means “the essence”
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 8:30, Reply)

Didn't know the German Goo Girls vids were that old.
( , Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:07, Reply)

I was pretty sure I had a shag on my fat balls last week. But it's hard to tell from a distance.
( , Sat 18 Nov 2017, 23:05, Reply)

There's a pair of ravens near the ACFC mountain fastness which I have named 'Cronk' and 'Ronk'. They hold incredibly long and -from my vantage point/understanding pointless -conversations of just those two words. They are destructive, aloof and my favourite two birds of the feathered variety of all time. They don't seem to get on with the other local corvids that well. Class thing, I expect.
( , Sat 18 Nov 2017, 22:59, Reply)

Looks like GT3 cars might just be a little too large for the Macau circuit...
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'stung by a wasp'
'It must be my gran's trifle - I didn't touch a drop'
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