"Slam dunk'd REMIX"
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 2 May 2019, 16:43,
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That's no way to talk about Rob.
Oh.
OH!
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 3 May 2019, 10:32,
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So why exactly is Star Citizen taking so long?
"This is not fraud—Roberts really is working on a game—but it is incompetence and mismanagement on a galactic scale. "
A long, but eye-opening article on why Star Citizen is failing so badly to deliver a playable game.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 May 2019, 14:38,
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I understand it currently takes 10 minutes just to land, after you reached a city
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Which only makes the case for the expansion of Heathrow more urgent.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 2 May 2019, 18:25,
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I think it's because he's trying to simulate every single thing.
Usually games have to trade off between expansiveness and detail. He's trying to make a cosmically expansive game with the level of detail you'd expect in a small handcrafted world.
Also, as far as I can tell, he wants people to be able to role play almost anything in that universe, which means the game design has almost zero focus. It's gonna be as bland as second life but without any of the batshit insane creativity of the nutters who used to play that.
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holy crap
Privateer 2 was over 20 years ago.
I feel so fucking old..
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 2 May 2019, 19:49,
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We lost Ayrton Senna 25 years ago today
and this is a great tribute to the guy.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 May 2019, 13:36,
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I gave up after 13 seconds.
"Eponymous"? Really?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 2 May 2019, 13:52,
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Wasn't he a german painter?
Eponymous Bosche
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 2 May 2019, 14:15,
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Your loss
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 May 2019, 14:39,
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I want the Alan Partridge / Day Today version...
"Always a joy to see history's greatest racing driver in action. Just look at how beautifully he takes this corner. Makes it look so eas... Oh. Oh dear. Oh dear... That was the other clip. Got my, err, Scripts... in the wrong order. Hah".
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 May 2019, 13:55,
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Has it got a dodgy steering column?
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 2 May 2019, 16:23,
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Alien theme
I made this!
Vintage kids TV version
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 2 May 2019, 13:33,
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Sounds more appropriate for a Connery-era James Bond scene
Using some gadget to spy on scantily-dressed ladies around a pool...
(This probably says more about me than the piece of music, let's be honest...)
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 May 2019, 13:39,
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At least you didn't say Roger Moore. Might be too soon.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 2 May 2019, 13:57,
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Still in mourning *sniff*
Not saying I may have made a yellow 2CV and a dinner-suited driver out of LEGO, flown to Corfu, walked to Pagi, and photographed it on its side in the middle of the road just up from a (very nice actually) café, or anything silly like that...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 May 2019, 14:06,
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Stephen Fry on the Joys of Swearing
Twenty cock-grip shafting sleeves
[gc 2010]
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My recent favourite
is fucksticks. It's a good all-rounder, can be used to describe people, or just as an exclamation.
For fun I google imaged "cock grip shafting sleeves" and in between the industrial collars and fleshlights there were a surprising number of golf tutorials showing how to grip your shaft.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 2 May 2019, 15:56,
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Tesla Autonomy Day 2019
Lonnnnng (and quite nerdy) video explaining Tesla's progress in self driving cars. Made for investors but the concepts and tech are well explained.
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Cars as a Service
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 2 May 2019, 16:03,
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The Titanic sunk!
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 2 May 2019, 7:21,
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There's a whale in the Thames?
Oddly one of my Fartbook friends had shared this as well. Must be doing the rounds again I'm guessing. Prince next week?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 2 May 2019, 7:33,
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Seymour Goldfarb Jr.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 May 2019, 14:02,
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"I don't want to be remembered, because I'm not planning on going. I'm staying!"
Roger Moore
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You only live twice, Mr Bond...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 May 2019, 11:52,
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Chaos, House Judiciary Hearing on Mueller report
Just a bit of parliamentarian bulldozing. This is a good thing. Were they not obsessed with impeaching Trump then they'd be doing their job legislating. And that's where they're really dangerous.
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kombu dashi, Thu 2 May 2019, 3:55,
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Time for you guys to just admit that the whole independence thing was a bad idea and let us rule you again. We'll even get some natty MAGBA hats made for you.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 May 2019, 10:57,
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Your soapbox appears to be full of shit.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 2 May 2019, 16:31,
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A bit of George Duke.
I was watching army tank repair videos, so naturally this would be a suggested video.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 2 May 2019, 2:36,
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The same must have happened to me while watching artillary unboxing videos.
b3ta.com/links/1510605
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 2 May 2019, 7:07,
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Oops, I forgot all about that glasscock thing.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 2 May 2019, 14:19,
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It's a different performance so a tenuous gc
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 2 May 2019, 16:49,
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Prince Charles is a fan
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 May 2019, 0:11,
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Only The Meteors are Pure Psychobilly
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 May 2019, 5:11,
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Thanks, I had managed to bury that nugget deep down until now.
Voms
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 May 2019, 8:21,
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^ This
Quizzed at first then it suddenly came back.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 2 May 2019, 16:05,
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It beats working
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 2 May 2019, 10:02,
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One-up for the reporter referering to 'period costumes'.
Although then going on to describe them as performing 'in character'... err...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 May 2019, 14:09,
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Snitty; when your nose is running at a really shitty time
GC but with enough therapy you'll overcome it
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 1 May 2019, 21:04,
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*licks*
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 1 May 2019, 22:26,
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I had that once
I've posted on here for 13 years, 11 months and 3 days.
One day, it decided to thank me for voting. I have no idea why. It lasted for a few hours, stopped,and hasn't happened again.
This board's software is apparently designed by the makers of Windows ME.
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Pop-up blocker got deactivated?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 1 May 2019, 21:27,
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Prob something like that, but I didn't do anything - not even an update.
I work in IT, so this isn't just some stupidity, honest.
It's weird.
My best guess is that something on b3ta changed.
A few days ago, "links" redirected to a page about women "on the blob" for a few hours. Not just me - lots of people commented about it (on main, etc.)
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Just because one of your special massage clients is a fat nerd, doesn't mean you work in IT you know
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 1 May 2019, 22:20,
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You forgot to click 'not safe for viewers in the 19th century'.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 1 May 2019, 18:29,
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wonder if those trains had restrooms open to the tracks as in the days of yore
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BBC video. Same thing but with actual pixels.
"Eight times a day, a remarkable scene unfolds in Maeklong Market near Bangkok: vendors and tourists have to make way for a train passing through."
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Do not pull the chain while the train
is running over someone else's fruit and veg stall.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 May 2019, 18:58,
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There is no shitter on the train
(in response to Macro and Joe)
I've been on it.
No bogs.
You have to nip out when it stops - which it does often, and for quite a long time.
More info on Wikipedia.
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Mandocello you say?
Not many people know that 'mandolin' is the violin part of the mando family of instruments. So you have mandolin, mandocello and mandobass.
It also sounds lovely in the intro here
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 1 May 2019, 11:55,
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Tell me when will you be mine
Mando mando mando mando
Thanks for opening a new rabbit-hole. (wiki)
I wonder what the etymology is? "Mando" might come from hand.
[In Italian, the suffix –one means big, and the suffix –ello means small. Violone, or “big viola,” was an early name for the double bass. But our friend the “bass arm viola” was smaller than the violone, so a diminutive had to be added, turning violone, the big viola, into violoncello, the little big viola. And in English, violoncello usually gets shortened… to cello.][1].
While composing this post, "imgur" told me that cats have 32 muscles in their ear.
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Ederson Moraes Tweet of the Day
This is doing the rounds like crazy.
Couldn't see any GC
Tommy Robinson gets pic with famous soccerballer, tweets it as if a supporter, soccerball man calls him out on it.
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unclepills, Wed 1 May 2019, 10:34,
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Speaking as fan of soccer ball I personally think Moraes should be banned for playing for the next two games
And the no.2 and 3 goalkeeper. And the defence and mid field.
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 1 May 2019, 10:52,
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Anyone but Liverpool
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 May 2019, 11:10,
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Eh, not his fault, is it? Some random walks up and asks him for a picture.
He's not exactly brain-of-Britain, is he? ("I definitely not support this")
Maybe you just hate City - which is fair enough.
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The thickies love mouthy thugs.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 1 May 2019, 13:54,
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Go on,
Do the arm-raisy thing as well...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 May 2019, 14:38,
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"High Speed" Police Chase witn a Morris Minor.
Lovely touch, right at the end.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 1 May 2019, 6:35,
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I hope
the Morris was OK.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 1 May 2019, 17:00,
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There is no way that's a bog standard Minor.
My guess is Morris Marina engine and disc brakes. The original brakes would never have handled that kind of driving.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 2 May 2019, 0:27,
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I suspect you are right.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 2 May 2019, 16:21,
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Plinky-plonk
Rousseau is probably the best YouTuber pianist.
This is Beethoven, Moonlight Sonata (3rd Movement).
You don't need to love classical music to appreciate this kind of talent.
(Glasscocks from 1801)
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Ooh, has he actually gone to the trouble of setting up a wee light per keystroke?
I mean, yes, half of me is intrigued as to how he did it (i'd have taken a feed from midi)
but the other three quarters of me can't help but think that it, along with the sparkly synthesia rock band like piano roll, is a bit 'sign of the times' in that people with talent are just turning to likeandsubscribehoes and if it floats your boat, then just watch someone playing proper properly.
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 6 May 2019, 2:10,
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