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This is a link post A Clever Geeky real Lols for me!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That really is
rather good!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 20:27, Reply)
This is a link post Centuries of Sound - 1923 I made this!





Another mix of original recordings, this time all from the year 1923 - early jazz, blues and country music from the likes of Bessie Smith, Louis Armstrong, King Oliver, Fletcher Henderson, Fred Astaire and many more. All free to stream or download.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 10:03, Reply)
This is a link post This is a thing?
wtf
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You've been cycling wrong!
10 ways to improve your cycling that Lance Armstrong won't tell you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The nervous “well, they haven’t broken their necks” clapping makes that.

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
They're no Kaufmann's Cycling Beauties or Lilly Yokoi...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/VQBbHzypBro
 (I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Her final performance was in Blackpool,
where all the great performers go for their swan song...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Difficult but not impossible to
wank to...
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I found it wasn’t hard at all..
(Read that whichever way you want)
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 15:24, Reply)
This is a link post Sixteen years and what do I get
sixteen candles on the in-ter-net
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post happy st candleburt's day, sweet sixteen

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Candleday!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Apr 2020, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Just sixteen? You spring chicken.
Come back to me when you're at sixteen years, 3 months and 6 days.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 3:55, Reply)
This is a normal post aw'ite g-pa

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 6:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 4² x hurray!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzah for candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Many many candles to you

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post By jove.
Hot stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy mega candles day!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 8 Apr 2020, 18:44, Reply)
This is a link post Time for a bit of silliness
I agree with the people who say it would have worked as an April 1st video.
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post arf!

(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Apr 2020, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Boston Dynamics have let themselves go

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 7:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post While on the subject of hippos and their back side:
www.newscientist.com/article/mg14519641-500-leech-rides-the-tunnel-of-love/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Person trying to get medical help
Diverted from pillar to post by NHS 111. Seems to concur with my experiences of the service. Their performance targets aren’t on medical outcomes, but like all call centres, on tickets closed.

Tl;dr: NHS 111 is crap.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Get pregnant, get ill with a disease that could kill you and your unborn child
then come back and have a shot
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 9:15, Reply)
This is a link post Paul Hardcoughsall - Covid-19 I made this!
"Wash your hands! S-s-stay home!" Now updated with video (and current developments). Featuring MC Boris and DJ Trump.
(merkinhead poos sideways, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
haha outstanding
 (bonnie_prince_bob, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
I'm no Swede Mason, but it was bloody hard work!
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
it deserves to go...vir yeh you know
bravo
 (bonnie_prince_bob, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
A lot of work in that, well done!
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta

(merkinhead poos sideways, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post chapeau!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 9:54, Reply)
This is a link post Grange Hill bass solo I made this!
Here's some more bass nonsense.
Sherbs should connect with me on some cosmic level over this.

I actually recorded it for my mate's fundraiser. They have to get some money together for his kid's op.
You can find out more about that here...

www.facebook.com/roryshospiceriffchallenge/
(Blonix be alright, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Superb!
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You really are taking this social isolation thing seriously.



(just kidding, it's great.)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 3:57, Reply)
This is a normal post THis is terrific,
I'm sure the Robert Miles one was too but I couldn't face hearing that tune ever again :(
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great
Nice lighting effects also.
Edit..time to get stoned =)
 (Sherbs, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 6:24, Reply)
This is a link post Multi-tasking I made this!
They say only Women can manage. Bit I have what passes for a penis. 40 seconds long, you impatient bastards.
(chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Could one of the tasks be to put some trousers on please?

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't have to do this.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 8 Apr 2020, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I just found it a tad distracting.
Though it did give the performance some additional tension, I will admit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's actually a bit of a problem. I lost my last job playing in a restaurant because I kept on taking my trousers off. The boss was pretty cool, but said, 'We got kids in here, it's a family restsurant, we can't have it'
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Your set up was totally perfect and then
you missed your chance for a variant of one of the “classic” jokes
crocjokes.com/dirtyjokes.php?ID=40
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 12:51, Reply)
This is a link post Find your Designated Survivor Number

(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to have jumped up 7 million places in one day
Not sure if that’s a good or bad thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post what a disgusting competition!
totally hairist!
what about us balding people!
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You could start a head igloo competition

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine LOL

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Comb-over of the year.
Spot the follicle competition.
Rate my pate.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Apr 2020, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Now do pubes.
Bet that hot pool has seen some action.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Apr 2020, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post He's gonna be a BAD mother crusher

(97800, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you fly
BoJo?
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post something something cummings and goings

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Instead of serve the public trust, protect the innocent and uphold the law...
We just get directive 4 :/
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 14:15, Reply)
This is a link post Southern ground hornbill attacking your screen
An avian antidote to ASMR
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ow gerroff

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post These guys are bastards.
I took the sprog to Birdworld a few years ago and she wanted her picture with them. She faced the camera, turning her back on the cage, and the little fucker ran over and tried to stab her.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post And that's the last time she wore that coconut fancy dress outfit

(97800, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post They normally feed on small animals

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post JimmerUK's children, you mean

(97800, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Must be from Glasgow.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Camera operator has nerves of steel.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Jabberwocky

(Sherbs, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:19, Reply)
This is a link post Finally some good news
There's a new an0nymoose.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 7 Apr 2020, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Far too silly.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Apr 2020, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes. Stop that.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 18:01, Reply)
This is a link post When Neil Diamond sang "It's a Beautiful Noise" I doubt he meant this kind of thing, but hey. I made this!
(I'm basically trying to block out all the shit to maintain something like mental health so thanks for listening.)
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Novel use of an Ebow; you get extra marks for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks (I read that as Elbow at first)
I've never been able to do anything else with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes.
You are me on DMT.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got one too.
Thought I'd get all Bill Nelson with it, but no, it's a damn sight harder than it looks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:48, Reply)
This is a link post Coffee mornings
A bunch of neighbours on this small road make themselves a coffee at 11AM, then stand on their doorstep to drink it and have a chat, at appropriate distances.
(Sorry, I couldn't find it on YouTube so this links to a Guardian page.)

Seems like a bloody good idea. Maybe it'll catch on.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Meet your neighbours
get to know them

find out what irritates you

get into their business

Learn to hate each other

Never speak again
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Just skip the "get into their business" step, however sexy he/she/it is.
Or be a bit too strange and they avoid me you.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Apr 2020, 2:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Works for me.
Before SARS-Cov-2, I had to scream "THERE IS A MESSERSCHMITT BURIED IN MY GARDEN" to get a nice empty seat on the bus.
Now, I only have to cough.
Thanks, CoV!
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I always get a seat to myself.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Apr 2020, 2:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Only cos I move cos you always sit next to me
Why do they always sit next to me?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 4:49, Reply)
This is a normal post your very own HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CAMEL?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather not have my DNA stolen by the guardian
Do you not have a link to tiktoks?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 7 Apr 2020, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad i moved away from Sutton last year. What a dump.
Out here in Sussex, they clap the NHS and Boris, which is probably equally shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 16:46, Reply)

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