La Princesa de Woking
Authentic 1980s telenovela, set in contemporary post-Brexit Woking, made by a Mexican crew who have never been to the UK.
(johnnyburns, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:58,
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wish i got invited to sophisticated wine and cheesey wotsit parties
(Scientiread a strong opinion on the internet on, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:16,
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I'll let you know next time somebody dies and I throw one.
(johnnyburns, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:18,
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cheers mate and my condolences in advance
(Scientiread a strong opinion on the internet on, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 14:08,
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¡Excelente mi amigo! Quiero ver part two.
(Cactus 1doesn't care what you think on, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 14:43,
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Ahahahacringe good find!
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 17:11,
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Is this a teaser trailer for that new Matrix movie?
"In her world she is not a Musk Ox, she is a human"
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 16:08,
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Don't know, Alaska
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 17:19,
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pushes boundaries, doesn't mix with the herd, craves attention
this has to be the early years section of a feelgood musical biopic
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 23:19,
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Not very dirty.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 10:42,
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(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:29,
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As long as he lives
He can put a good claim in for that one and probably come out of this alright?
(Sneak7h1eftelevision is my religion, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:44,
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This looks like a total set up to me.
The cameraman, who's job it is to film this shit, takes far too long to react to the guy's fall. Even a smartphone wielding noseybonk would have been able to track him better than that. Once the camera finally does move to focus on the 'victim', blood immediately starts pouring from his ear and pooling around his head. I'm no expert, but if there's that much blood pooling around your cranium and leaking out your ear within that kind of timeframe, then you're a fucking goner, no? I'm probably just being a massive fucking cynic, but it just looks off to me.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:10,
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Yes. The direction is awful. It's almost as if armed riot police were advancing on the camera man or something.
Your non-expert analysis is, as always, appreciated.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:55,
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I aim to please.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:08,
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Probably faking it though...
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 15:17,
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Whoever heard of 'Buffalo' as well
Sounds completely made up
(benito vaselinino not that one, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 16:31,
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WHAT A FUCKING STUPID THING TO SAY AND THINK
(L E T S G O"Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 5 Jun 2020, 22:20,
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Damn you Soros!
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 9:53,
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It’s the total lack of compassion that’s the most shocking
The guy responsible sees him motionless on the floor and bleeding and just turns away and walks off.
No wonder the cops are despised.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:13,
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The two responsible look to be ushered in by a third
Big thumbs up to the guy who just repeats what he sees.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:41,
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you can see the moment when the cop closest to the camera
appears to realize his career is over.
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 15:21,
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It was as if he finally made the connection between violence and death
or maybe he realised he was white, once he was in a pool of his blood.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 15:24,
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Lack of empathy is probably a qualification for riot police.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 16:25,
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Wow,
The national guard are the ones to stop and help.
(ivesbHighly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 17:57,
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The National Guard are actual trained soldiers who know the difference between citizens and combatants.
Cops just think they're soldiers, fighting a war against the rest of the community.
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 18:31,
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So apparently they have all resigned from the unit
But it was an Independent article, so it's hard to tell why. It seems to be because they suspended the two responsible. And it also seems that resigning the unit doesn't mean resigning your job. So it appears they don't want to be at risk of being suspended for beating people up. Terrible as that mindset is, they should all maybe consider that before beating peaceful protestors.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 21:38,
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The grauniad says they resigned in protest of two colleagues being suspended
But as you say they’ve not resigned from the police just the unit they were in.
(jonbobloves you, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 22:21,
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Unicorns on a rollercoaster
it would appear spazzy Sockcooker and I have at some point ignored each other and so cannot see each others posts lol. Maybe its becasue we have so much in common
Watchful Eye - DnB attempt.I made this!
Hello, I made another one, well, made a few actually but I'm not going to spam links to much just share what I think pleases my ear and leave the rest out, its difficult to cater everyone's taste though and can just about tell the difference between techno or garage myself but I think its DnB this time?
(Sneak7h1eftelevision is my religion, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:00,
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GAKE
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 6:57,
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Yeah it’s not folk
The production is crap, but the way the monologue works up through the levels is perfect. :-)
(Thrill_My_Chinchillais old and unimproved, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 2:44,
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Certainly moving up the GC ranks apace!
(simbosanis too tired, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:03,
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Has no one let those poor bears off yet?
(Varmint, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 21:55,
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GC said it was posted on Monday, but the link failed; I checked and couldn't find it. I came across it separately (TWSS) on a Dutch news feed, and it seemed too good to miss. I love the way they move. Apologies if it is glassy tho. They look like they had fun, and the park has since re-opened, so I think no teddy bears were harmed in this video.
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 1:53,
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Oh fuck off
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 6:53,
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Oh lord,
That's making me ill just watching!
(ivesbHighly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:29,
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Cover of Calvin Harris I'm not alone recorded in lockdown is good
Partners band WONDERBRASS recorded this tune individually at home. Then someone put it together and videod them all on zoom. I like it. Decided to stop lurking.
(Iawn ContIn the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:49,
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Fred Deakin / Lemon Jelly stuff
The link is for his discography. On the right hand side are a bunch of free download mixes. The whole site is well interesting, especially for you clever design types. For more free download music of his or his dj stuff and Edinburgh club nites etc, go to freddeak.in/my-story/ and scroll down a tad. In the top right hand corner, click the three-barred icon thingy that I'm sure has a technical name, and then you'll see at the bottom of that next page a player where you can download some more gems e.g track 17, "a tune for airside" (not for jack) Don't try and download from each individual page as some of those links don't work, only just use the player and flip through .... I'm going on a bit. Have an explore. Also, I hope you are all coping in these tricky virusy times. Checking in here has helped keep me sane. Oh the irony. As you were. Carry on.
tl/dr click the link, you'll find lots of free music
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 17:55,
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I was listening to that 1999 Breezeblock session just the other day.
(I've got a bunch of Breezeblock sessions I downloaded years ago and have listened to numerous times -- some absolute crackers in there. I've recently been filling in the gaps where possible via Soulseek with the help of this website. Another good source of lockdown listening material, if that stuff floats your boat.)
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 18:07,
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ooh, ta for that link
Cheers Happ.
edit: your link is mega. I may be some time
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:36,
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Cracking stuff!
Thanks!
(magictoast, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 18:26,
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Double yay.
i did think I might have just gotten a bunch o shrugs, so I am pleased . One of my best memories was dancing to NWF Ducks at a fest when everyone else was watching the v popular headline band ( can't remember who they were) Just me and a tent and Fred and Nick. deep joy joy
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:44,
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That's great! Cheers!
(Varmint, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:08,
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\o/ Varmint
You doing ok yourself?
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:46,
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Cooooool
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:00,
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Hello you cunt
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:21,
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Mwah
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:28,
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I like this!
you smoothy. Check out Happosai's link in his reply above, there's a shit tonne of fun in there.
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:50,
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On it!
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 21:00,
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Basically that channel ripped the content from its original source
I've got no interest liking, commenting or subscribing to them but it was the only full version available from youtube.
(Sneak7h1eftelevision is my religion, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:54,
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This seems incredibly fake.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:59,
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Of course it's fake.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 15:09,
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I'm beginning to lose faith in b3ta as a credible news source.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 15:30,
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It's community spirit like this
where everyone shares their videos so it can be edited from every angle.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 14:02,
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This didn’t happen.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 14:39,
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But it clearly did happen
It just didn't happen to a policeman
(suvradnow hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:12,
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GAKE
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 14:59,
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Why are you posting hate-speech crap?
Tell us what you mean by "gake". On b3ta, we both know it means "gay and fake". You will now, no doubt, try to bs your way out. So what's so bad about being gay? Why do you think it's OK to say "gay=bad"? Are you from the past? Do you think those "nig-nogs" should stop complaining?
Go on, give us your bestest excuse for saying "gay". Give us a laugh, before you get banned.
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 5:05,
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Your mum's gay
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 6:54,
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(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:33,
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Not a fan of the guy, but honestly it looks like the complaint is more about the camera crews on the lawn than the PM.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:34,
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yeah, he even calls him mate
(Jingles McFuckho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 18:51,
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Homelife - Lockdown Parody songI made this!
Fellow B3TAN's - I've come up with a quirky 'public service video' that I hope folk will share out and spread a bit of cheer for a change - It's a parody of 'Parklife' by Blur & features Special Guest star 'Cameo' appearances from Her Maj, Captain 'Sir Tom Moore', Piers Morgan & Susanna Ried, Matt Lucas, Arnold Schwarzenegger & Dominic Cummings. eNJOY