Dr Shambolic, Mongychops, Broadsword, and some other cunt not worth mentioning
I am so fucking terrified that you all have me on ignore that you won't see this. The fear and total self loathing and guilt I feel about this...doesn't fucking bother me in the slightest you bunch of unfunny uber sensitive miserable cunts that cannot stand their sudo intelligence to be brought into question.

Had this affected me? Yes
Butthurt? Yeah if you are the kind of cunt that uses that saying
Upset? No not really but if you want to use your ability to post on a forum to point this out go ahead you upset butthurt miserable cunt...the ignore feature is only a click away.

Edit: by the way, /QOTW and /talk are so much more fun when those trio of wankers put you on 2.0
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:56, 101 replies)

Alright Rick Fathelme.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:03, closed)

Alright Dave trouser
I must admit I wasn't here when Rick was prolific so I don't really get it

Spastic
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:08, closed)

What happened to you, SpanishFly?
You used to be cool.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:18, closed)

^This.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:33, closed)

^That.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 20 Sep 2014, 12:25, closed)

^ The other.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 16:14, closed)

he got dull so people put him on ignore
then he got upset
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:19, closed)

pseudo
You thick cunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:24, closed)

No SUDO in relation to the spastics that think they have PSEUDO intelligence
You utter spastic I thought you with your 'uber' intelligence would have even been able to understand the sarcasm in that. Fuck me even the people you think are intelligent here seem to be complete fucking mother shaggers as well
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:32, closed)

sudo: intelligence: command not found

(spl00sh!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:49, closed)

I don't think you understand
But then again I don't think many people here really understand true intelligence
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:04, closed)

you really are terrifically upset eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:07, closed)

From what I can see, you're probably taking things posted here far more seriously than you need to.
The users you mentioned (& quite a few more) are basically here just to be bullying cunts. That's it. They have nothing more to contribute than to try and get a rise out of any poster they can. As with most bullies if you take them on they prove themselves to be cowards. But really rather than give them any credence it's better (for your sanity at least) to just ignore them.
Personally, knowing the backgrounds for a few of them - I actually feel pity for them rather than hate or resentment. This site and what they post here really is all they have. To me, that's just plain fucking sad.
EDIT: Note the responses below. Water off a ducks back.
(spl00sh!, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 8:28, closed)

Back in the playpen for you.
EDIT - NOTED EDIT FROM SPLOOSHOLME ^UPSET
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 8:58, closed)

This is how I envisage you.

(spl00sh!, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:13, closed)

How sweet. I have no thoughts on you at all.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:24, closed)

Careful now. His sanity is seemingly at risk if people tease him on the internet.
More of this bullying and the delicate flower might do himself a mischief.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:16, closed)

I have to agree. I give pause to think, why do they even bother? Do these people really believe
their self-importance?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:25, closed)

it's always noobs too
so either they're sock puppets of existing regulars who are already so upset that they've created new upset accounts, or they've arrived fresh only to immediately think they're the centre of attention and get upset when mummy doesn't give them a dolly

Sad times.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:28, closed)

:-(

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:41, closed)

^upset and pompous^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:14, closed)

Nice edit. What exactly do you contribute, if contribution is soooooooo important to you?
From what I can tell it is exactly nothing apart from being terminally upset.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:33, closed)

it's terribly important that he emphasises how much he doesn't care
because he really doesn't, you know
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:35, closed)

He spends hours telling us this.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:38, closed)

"duck's"
you thick cunt
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:39, closed)

alright Rob Fairholme, how long until you get b& this time?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:42, closed)

it'd be water off a duck's back if somebody posted his personal details again

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:46, closed)

you mean his business address and phone number?
And the school that he's a governor of, in spite of his predilection for masturbating over pictures of dead children?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:48, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 15:12, closed)

this all seems in order

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 19:02, closed)

'über'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 8:11, closed)

cerebral palsy affects the body rather than the intellect
you thick cunt
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:17, closed)

This thread is best enjoyed to the following tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYxbSRpVJ3s
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:26, closed)

^upset^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:11, closed)

^upset^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:13, closed)

^upset^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:14, closed)

you are a bit upset, aren't you?

( Zuowan, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:29, closed)

so many tears, so many children yet to be nonced

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:35, closed)

What's going on and why are you so upset about it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:46, closed)

ignore 2.0 is great, best feature on this forum

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:28, closed)

I love irony, if I can spot it.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:35, closed)

Upset online^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 11:31, closed)

Whoa, hold on to your ovaries there.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Sep 2014, 11:33, closed)

Come on the LOVELY Span Eff. This ain't like you.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 20 Sep 2014, 12:28, closed)

BzzZzzZzzZZZ
                                                                                           
(bou bees, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 12:40, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 14:24, closed)

I've logged out to log back in to say that you're a cunt that's why you're on my ignore 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0.
P.s. I hate you.
(Your name: Board Sig:, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 14:45, closed)

Just feel the love.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 16:06, closed)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 18:11, closed)

Shambolic just put me on ignore too, he's very easily upset.

I deleted a thread containing over 60 of his expertly crafted replies...he takes things like that very, very seriously.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 18:27, closed)

^bobby got busted^
I've had you on ignore for about five years.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 18:47, closed)

i've had everyone on ignore since before b3ta was invented, so there, ner.
er.....hello? anyone gimme some attention so i can call them a howwid buwwy?
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 19:11, closed)

My only regret is that I didn't ignore your mum.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 20:05, closed)

DADDY!!!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 20:11, closed)

Daughter?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 20 Sep 2014, 21:34, closed)

i'm asexual

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 21:41, closed)

+tyrannosaurus

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 4:07, closed)

It does seem to be his main occupation these days.
Per his profile, he has posted 10738 messages on /board, 94117 messages on /talk and 15363 replies on QOTW. Assuming one minute per post (which is undoubtedly too small of an estimate), he has spent over 83 full days on here over the past eleven years.

Apparently he has a very full and rich life.
( Wanderer, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 8:24, closed)

This site and what they post here really is all they have.
(spl00sh!, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 8:47, closed)

^upset sock puppet^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 9:03, closed)

^ Dr Shambolic doing the only thing he knows how to do.^

(spl00sh!, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 9:12, closed)

Ooooo, I must have touched a nerve!
He put me on Ignore! Poor little man is Upset On The Internet, it seems.
( Wanderer, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 12:50, closed)

I put all the bleating background sheep on ignore
you all inevitably sound the ignore horn within two or three minutes ... because you're very busy and not at all obsessed by somebody on the internet
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 12:54, closed)

...and delete things when someone makes a reply that you don't like.

I find you amusing in a sad sort of way. I merely looked up your stats, did a very basic computation and put it forth. I'm pretty sure that I drastically underestimated the time spent by at least a factor of four. Apparently your dependence on this site fill some hole in your life, going by your dedication to it.

You've spent over a decade on this. Quite an achievement. *slow clap*
( Wanderer, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 13:03, closed)

do you cunts have a script or are you all the same petulant little nobody?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 13:22, closed)

Awwwww.
*patting Shambo on the head*

Bless.
( Wanderer, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 6:23, closed)

do you cunts have a script

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 9:31, closed)

'Yes' then?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:24, closed)

Well, if you insist...
Doing the same thing, I find that Amorous Badger has posted 59078 messages on /talk, 10874 messages on /qotw, 755 on /board, and 193 on /links. Not counting the "stories" on QOTW or the massive amount of time spent on his life's work in his prized Archive, we get 49 days spent on here in the past 11 years if we assume one minute per post. Again, I'd say that my estimate is off by at least a factor of four, probably more in this case.

Another life made complete by b3ta. Good thing that time wasn't wasted on getting out to see other people or doing some sort of work.
( Wanderer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:43, closed)

They must all be the same person.
There's no way this amount of dullness and misplaced pomposity can occur more than once in a generation.
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:43, closed)

Alright, Shambo

( Wanderer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 5:45, closed)

alright weepy background noise no. 36

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 7:41, closed)

^upset sock puppet^

( Wanderer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:48, closed)

jesus you're thick

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:57, closed)

^upset

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 21:11, closed)

^ssg^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 9:04, closed)

alright Sir Sand GORGEOUS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 16:48, closed)

it doent take much...
...understanding of the human condition to know that these unfortunate vermin are deeply damaged people. We should still get rid of them from this sphere - that degree of mental illness is way beyond curable and they add nothing but bile - but I wouldnt put it down to sudo or pseudo intelligence

Intelligence has nothing to do with it - and some of the scummy waste of blood and organs that constitute the troll camp-out of B3ta QOTW are more intelligent than others. Its down to them being so deeply headfucked they can only get pleasure through inflicting pain.
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 15:30, closed)

^upset

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 16:09, closed)

I think this is the upsettest of the upsets. We should award rosettes or sutin.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 16:39, closed)

You do realise that this is a website known for off-colour humour, right?
That it's filtered on work internet connections because of 'bad taste content', right?

Why do you expect it to be all cuddles and flowers? It never has been.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 17:24, closed)

Because he isn't very intelligent.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 21 Sep 2014, 18:09, closed)

Say wut?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 18:26, closed)

according to Google translate it says "a-waaaaaaah! a-waaaaaah! a-a-a-a-a-waaaaaAAAAAAAAH!"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 18:50, closed)

say..
.. they saw we were having fun and decided they needed to put a stop to that. Its not a sign of a healthy mind
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 19:51, closed)

Fun? You've been here two years and every single last one of your posts has been crying about how the place is full of awful bullies.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 19:58, closed)

"we"?
I wish some people would nominate me as their spokesperson.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 22:46, closed)

you have my nomination.
Just need a second.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:15, closed)

^^^The sort of person who calls people being silly on the internet 'subhuman'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:37, closed)

Take into consideration your target audience.

(spl00sh!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 9:20, closed)

is there a section of beeta you haven't whinged on you stupid cunt?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 9:34, closed)

Hi if you've still got any room in your ignore list can you add me too please?

(Albert Marshmal|ow Having a lovely holiday and I can prove it, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:31, closed)

( gone, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:38, closed)

As if they read them.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:52, closed)

Fair point.

( gone, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:39, closed)

*it's

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:39, closed)

oh shut up, you powerless bedroom psycho

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:08, closed)

it's not an official internet weepy breakdown unless it hits 100 replies ... so

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:00, closed)

Go on then.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:51, closed)

100 (ish)

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:51, closed)