
I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
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I am so fucking terrified that you all have me on ignore that you won't see this. The fear and total self loathing and guilt I feel about this...doesn't fucking bother me in the slightest you bunch of unfunny uber sensitive miserable cunts that cannot stand their sudo intelligence to be brought into question.
Had this affected me? Yes
Butthurt? Yeah if you are the kind of cunt that uses that saying
Upset? No not really but if you want to use your ability to post on a forum to point this out go ahead you upset butthurt miserable cunt...the ignore feature is only a click away.
Edit: by the way, /QOTW and /talk are so much more fun when those trio of wankers put you on 2.0
( , Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:56, 101 replies)

I must admit I wasn't here when Rick was prolific so I don't really get it
Spastic
( , Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:08, closed)

You utter spastic I thought you with your 'uber' intelligence would have even been able to understand the sarcasm in that. Fuck me even the people you think are intelligent here seem to be complete fucking mother shaggers as well
( , Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:32, closed)

But then again I don't think many people here really understand true intelligence
( , Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:04, closed)

The users you mentioned (& quite a few more) are basically here just to be bullying cunts. That's it. They have nothing more to contribute than to try and get a rise out of any poster they can. As with most bullies if you take them on they prove themselves to be cowards. But really rather than give them any credence it's better (for your sanity at least) to just ignore them.
Personally, knowing the backgrounds for a few of them - I actually feel pity for them rather than hate or resentment. This site and what they post here really is all they have. To me, that's just plain fucking sad.
EDIT: Note the responses below. Water off a ducks back.
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EDIT - NOTED EDIT FROM SPLOOSHOLME ^UPSET
( , Sat 20 Sep 2014, 8:58, closed)

More of this bullying and the delicate flower might do himself a mischief.
( , Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:16, closed)

their self-importance?
( , Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:25, closed)

so either they're sock puppets of existing regulars who are already so upset that they've created new upset accounts, or they've arrived fresh only to immediately think they're the centre of attention and get upset when mummy doesn't give them a dolly
Sad times.
( , Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:28, closed)

From what I can tell it is exactly nothing apart from being terminally upset.
( , Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:33, closed)

because he really doesn't, you know
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And the school that he's a governor of, in spite of his predilection for masturbating over pictures of dead children?
( , Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:48, closed)

you thick cunt
( , Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:17, closed)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYxbSRpVJ3s
( , Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:26, closed)

P.s. I hate you.
( , Sat 20 Sep 2014, 14:45, closed)

Shambolic just put me on ignore too, he's very easily upset.
I deleted a thread containing over 60 of his expertly crafted replies...he takes things like that very, very seriously.
( , Sat 20 Sep 2014, 18:27, closed)

er.....hello? anyone gimme some attention so i can call them a howwid buwwy?
( , Sat 20 Sep 2014, 19:11, closed)

Per his profile, he has posted 10738 messages on /board, 94117 messages on /talk and 15363 replies on QOTW. Assuming one minute per post (which is undoubtedly too small of an estimate), he has spent over 83 full days on here over the past eleven years.
Apparently he has a very full and rich life.
( , Sun 21 Sep 2014, 8:24, closed)

He put me on Ignore! Poor little man is Upset On The Internet, it seems.
( , Sun 21 Sep 2014, 12:50, closed)

you all inevitably sound the ignore horn within two or three minutes ... because you're very busy and not at all obsessed by somebody on the internet
( , Sun 21 Sep 2014, 12:54, closed)

...and delete things when someone makes a reply that you don't like.
I find you amusing in a sad sort of way. I merely looked up your stats, did a very basic computation and put it forth. I'm pretty sure that I drastically underestimated the time spent by at least a factor of four. Apparently your dependence on this site fill some hole in your life, going by your dedication to it.
You've spent over a decade on this. Quite an achievement. *slow clap*
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Doing the same thing, I find that Amorous Badger has posted 59078 messages on /talk, 10874 messages on /qotw, 755 on /board, and 193 on /links. Not counting the "stories" on QOTW or the massive amount of time spent on his life's work in his prized Archive, we get 49 days spent on here in the past 11 years if we assume one minute per post. Again, I'd say that my estimate is off by at least a factor of four, probably more in this case.
Another life made complete by b3ta. Good thing that time wasn't wasted on getting out to see other people or doing some sort of work.
( , Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:43, closed)

There's no way this amount of dullness and misplaced pomposity can occur more than once in a generation.
( , Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:43, closed)

...understanding of the human condition to know that these unfortunate vermin are deeply damaged people. We should still get rid of them from this sphere - that degree of mental illness is way beyond curable and they add nothing but bile - but I wouldnt put it down to sudo or pseudo intelligence
Intelligence has nothing to do with it - and some of the scummy waste of blood and organs that constitute the troll camp-out of B3ta QOTW are more intelligent than others. Its down to them being so deeply headfucked they can only get pleasure through inflicting pain.
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That it's filtered on work internet connections because of 'bad taste content', right?
Why do you expect it to be all cuddles and flowers? It never has been.
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.. they saw we were having fun and decided they needed to put a stop to that. Its not a sign of a healthy mind
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I wish some people would nominate me as their spokesperson.
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