Bent College
The sign at the front gate of Trent College (a frighfully posh public boarding school near nottingham which a friend of mine attended) was regularly altered to read Bent College by certain members of a different slightly less posh public school in the heart of nottingham (which i may have attended), obviously i had nothing to do with it, nope not me your honour
(pogo_it, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:12, Reply)

Sorry if already done
Bizarre one this. I remember going away to Spurs v Villa a few years ago and near the ground was a wall adorned with the following, "Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead" which amused and baffled us.
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:12, Reply)

Not bad
Saw one in the gents of a pub in Southsea last weekend.

There was a very well drawn picture of the Statue of Liberty, with an arrow pointing at it, by which someone had written 'The Statue of 'What a fucking' Liberty.

On for fans of Catherine Tate I guess.
(RickGrimes Quite frankly, disappointed on, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:09, Reply)

On t'way back from t'pub
in a reet northern town-I was visitin...ok?

I was accosted by an irate flat dweller when he found me at 2 a.m pissing against the flats block wall & he threatened dire violence should i be there found again. I was in no state to retaliate at that point, so the following night there appeared in 3ft high letters: I PISS UP THIS WALL OFTEN

Dodgy length gag: about 22 feet.
(mickturate if i could be arsed i'd be bored, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:09, Reply)

also: Czech Music news


from somewhere in Prague
( new_matt, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:05, Reply)

Whale Oil Beef Hooked
written in 'fairground' stylee on the back of a truck
took me a couple of mins whilst following that to get it.

on me university course there was a name & shame photo board
next to the Blonde Skinny Chav (i need an extension as i've, er, had an (yet another)abortion) was writ: jewish princess

next to an even less admirable (feminista) was writ: NON jewish princess
Next to my mugshot was writ: Cunt
-for no discernible reason as far as i could see.....
(mickturate if i could be arsed i'd be bored, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:04, Reply)

This is from a wall in Slovenia, I assume their music press is not as advanced as ours

( new_matt, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:59, Reply)

Down with the thickness
When I was only a wee little Mox (approx 6-7), a girl who I really hated (let's say she was called Anna for authenticity), used to come over after school as my Mum dabbled in a little child minding. One day, after having enough of the girls god-fearing, social awkwardness, I took it upon myself to write "Anna is Thick" on her school bag with a marker pen.
I darn spelled it wrong, missing the vital 'C'...

Blast!
(mox "My mind is telling me no...", Tue 8 May 2007, 11:54, Reply)

OH NOES!!
whilst drunk, at the weekend, after hours in the pub I work, i ventured into the freshly painted gents loo's!!

i scribbled, in tiny letters, on a pristine surface, and Im not proud of this by the way,

'yay, first post'


B3TA is a BAD INFLUENCE!!!!
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:46, Reply)

ok bad photo I know but hey....

Need I say more?
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:45, Reply)

On My Way To Work
I pass a small construction site courtesy of David Wilson homes. On the advertising, right underneath 'David Wilson' some bright spark had written 'is gay'. How predictable!

What about the road in Nottingham called 'Cheapside'.....
(TheGizoid wowling since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:45, Reply)

thinky!
yellow spraypaint, 2 foot high, fancy lettering,

beautifully placed all along the side of a college wall,

'CONSTRUCTIVE VANDALISM'
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:34, Reply)

A couple:
In one of the cubicles in the library at university:

'Yes, I do rest my cock on the seat'

I didnt know whether to be disturbed by this or admire the writers manhood length.

Also, not far from me there is a road called 'Dogpool Lane'. I don't think i need to say any more.
(big daves pseudonym, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:25, Reply)

Patriots
Just to prove all graffiti in Oxford isn't high class ramblings, some patriotic young scamp had painted a single word across a bin on Glocester Green.
It read:

"Engerland"

Sadly its been removed but always made me
chuckle!

Also, Turl Street in Oxford is frequently changed into Turd Street (with a little cunning and some Tippex)
(FerretTrout be illin', Tue 8 May 2007, 11:21, Reply)

Welcome...
I think the vilest pieces of Graffiti that I've ever seen that send more shudders up and down my spine than thinking of tongue-ing Cherie Blair are these.

They're vile and I hope you're not too sensitive:

Welcome to Hull

Or worse

Welcome to Grimsby

How has this gotten to 38 pages????
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:08, Reply)

A bridge too far...
In Coventry my home town there is a bridge across the ring road announcing in posh tourist writing 'Canal Basin' far a short while it announced something far more interesting as some prankster had, obviously at great risk to their own personal safety removed the 'C' and the'Ba'. Funny.
(Thomasina Kitten, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:59, Reply)

Has anyone seen the mighty kick-boxing film 'Ong-bak'?
There are a few interesting pieces of graffiti hidden in some of the scenes. During the rickshaw chase I spotted "We are waiting for you Steven Spielberg".

I usually only use the pause button for booby spotting.

*pop*
(nimchimpski, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:56, Reply)

Pepsi Ad on a Bus Stop
Shakira proudly holds a pepsi up and in big bold Pepsi-font print it says "Drink Pepsi", (obviously a highly sophisticated advertising scheme) which someone had felt warranted a response; in the form of "No, Scum!"
(StumpsForArms&NoEyebrows, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:44, Reply)

Dublin's Finest
While in Dublin we may not have many world famous graffiti artists we do have our share of witty young knackers. Such great examples include:

"Tomo lvs Sharin + da kids 07" on a phonebox.

"Alice likes Purple tip". Cant argue with that.

"Suck me balls". I intend to add a comma after me soon.

And finally, I'm really annoyed that I didnt think of this myself. My road is called Grace Park and some young genius has now made it
"DisGrace Park". Brilliant!
(Flashraziel, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:24, Reply)

Bristol Equal Opportunities Parking
Just to make sure even little people have a chance, this has been around for at least the last couple of months in Bristol.


(littlematt, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:11, Reply)

Southampton
Written on a wall in an alleyway in thick black marker.

Its my pen now you twat!!
(Patt950, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:06, Reply)

Noticed on Friday
On a Bridge on the way out of Manchester on the train. 'Seek God'
(HungOver, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:59, Reply)

This is a killer..
Once on a wall on the corner of, I think, Claremont Road in Leytonstone, now not there no more..

Wait for it..

'Seatbelts?'

Meh.
( moosecow and that was... Karate., Tue 8 May 2007, 9:47, Reply)

Hey Starskythehutch
"Big Dave's Gusset" is still there, loud and proud.
(Mr Steve is jobless and fancyfree!, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:47, Reply)

not far from where I sit, on a derelict building, some distraught citizen painted
"ULSTER HAS SUFFERED ENOUGH"

and the above it was added

"NO TOPLESS BATHING"


only now the building has fallen down a bit so it says

             PLESS BATHING
            UFFERED ENOUGH

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:44, Reply)

when I was younger I went out at night on a 'graffiti run'

but I got caught, by two policewomen. And, then..um..they had sex with me, for some reason...

Write In the Style of Frankspencer Week sucks.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:41, Reply)

BEWARE!

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:34, Reply)

In a council block stairwell in Brixton
We run tings
Tings no run we.

That's become a personal motto of sorts.
(Mr Steve is jobless and fancyfree!, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:33, Reply)

Probably been done....
Seen on the drivers side of a Rover 800 near the Linton Travel Tavern - Cock Piss Partridge

Probably done by some subhuman scum or other.
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:28, Reply)

Nottingham
There was a sign that said "nottingham 15 minutes" and someone had spray painted the word 'beware' before nottingham.
(creem all over your face, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:19, Reply)