radio 2
not really a guilty pleasure, but i am only 22!
(psychomonkey padded cell and drugged bananas, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:49, Reply)

Free pick 'n mix
Just the odd one from Woolworths while no-one's looking.

Hardly a major crime but satisfying non the less


Oh, and turning my cat's ears inside out - makes her look even cuter!
(penrose your dog's got tits, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:43, Reply)

Am I the only one
who likes to fart in supermarkets and then walk off? it's even more of a pleasure if it smells real bad.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:41, Reply)

Skinnydipping
Especially in the sea (in warmer climes than the UK, obviously).
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:40, Reply)

Fleas
When my cats get fleas (every fucking week it seems!) I like to pop the little bastards between my thumbnails (the fleas, not the cats). Gross, but strangly satisfying and the make a loud click when popped!
( Weetobix, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:37, Reply)

Getting one up
I like to get one up on people.

Not in an out and out nasty way, just end up being the one who is either right in the end or doing things in a slightly underhand and sneaky way.
I don't do it to hurt people. Just to prove a point or be the best.

I either do it by withholding information or revealing a bit of information to get people thinking.

I like to play people off against each other too. It's a bad one, but I can't help it.
It's strange but I do it for my friends too. If someone has done something to upset one of them I will plant my seeds in their brain and watch my stalks of paranoia grow.

I see myself as a Manager of Karma...
(DirtyChurch, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:33, Reply)

Another...
Whilst making a cup of tea I like to moon-walk across the shiny tiled kitchen floor to put the tea bag in the bin. Every time.
(cherry B, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:33, Reply)

my watch
smelling the back of it, or the little bit of skin on my wrist that's behind the watch. Not the strap, just the watch. No idea why. And I hadn't done it in ages until I was thinking about this question.
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:32, Reply)

I fart
in my colleagues office drawer and then close it.
(nappy rash, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:27, Reply)

I love
a good old nose pick, its feels so satisfying.

I know you all do it too!
(anon., Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:26, Reply)

biting and then eating my nails
but even more guiltily biting my toenails- but i can't quite bring myself to eat these, even though i quite like the stale sweat smell that builds up under them.
(gentleben, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:21, Reply)

Everybody's doing it
picking my nose and chewing it.....

Loverley
(penrose your dog's got tits, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:20, Reply)

I can't think of anything
that I wouldn't do in front of my immediate family, though I suspect that will change as my kids get older (though more for their protection than mine).
[edit] and I fully agree on the pleasures of going up stairs on all-fours, though again I don't care who sees me.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:17, Reply)

Toilet habits...
Toilet door wide open... Feels good becuase I was taught it was bad. Looking all the way down the hallway. Fantstic. Such a simple thing, yet so liberating.

Edit: with regards to below... naked... yes. without doubt.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:17, Reply)

My friend *cough*...
likes nothing more than pooing whilst completely naked.


love you

*edit* the one below wasn't there when I wrote this.
(cherry B, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:15, Reply)

Having a sneaky poo
in someone else's empty house when I'm there to measure it up and do sales/rent details. I derive a sick kind of guilty pleasure from knowing I've previously curled one down when I'm showing someone around at a later date.

Top tip:- check the water is on beforehand, and that there's some bogroll. I speak from bitter experience....
( BobbyParadise, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:14, Reply)

Kramit,
you're right. Walking round the house naked is AMAZING!
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:05, Reply)

Looking at photo ads
on a certain "swinging" website, when I really should be working.
It just never fails to fascinate me as to just how many seriously depraved people are out there!
Marvellous, I can assure you.
( BobbyParadise, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:03, Reply)

possibly psychotic
a total twat that i was deluded into shagging for year or so had an ongoing long term girlfriend who was apparently a very famous singer and model back in asia where he used to live. before we were shagging he showed me some websites with pictures of her. definitely not that hot and also not that famous (and i'm not that bitter!).

nonetheless every time he droned on about her or pissed me off i used to take guilty and possibly psychotic pleasure in re-visiting the music websites and voting her albums an appalling 0/10. now they all have a really poor write-up.

maybe i need help...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:02, Reply)

naked
i like to walk around the house naked, it feels so liberating.
(kramit http://lpjam.blogspot.com/ woo yay, blog spam, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:51, Reply)

Left Behind
I like to invite religious missionaries inside for long meandering chats. They are unfailingly polite, even as I squander their time and derail their efforts.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:48, Reply)

Naughty me
Having that cigarette in the car this morning when i've given up and been really good for the past two months .....
but DAMN it tasted sweet like cherry pie!
( I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:46, Reply)

It hurts but I like it....
picking scabs.

Mine.

Hers.

Anyones'.
(spawnbauble, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:44, Reply)

I think I'll need surgery...
... to get my hand off my tadger.

Once a day: dead cert.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:44, Reply)

cuante tres.
got a bottle of liquer 43 ....

when Mrs humpty has gone to bed, I shuffle off to the pantry, get it out, and have a wee nip of it with some milk.

mmm.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:41, Reply)

Oh
and eating dead skin?
(finbarr, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:32, Reply)

Um..
Does rolling and flicking bogeys count?
(finbarr, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:32, Reply)

when my housemates
piss me off I break/damage a replaceable item, and sit back and laugh as they blame it on the cat.
(strangebutdrew, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:32, Reply)

Hmmmm
I like to get naked, turn the shower on, then sit next to the shower for ages and ages reading and generally thinking about life whilst the bathroom fills with steam and the sound of falling water. If anyone else is there they shout at me for "wasting" the water.

Fascists.

Edit: Fucksocks! So near and yet so far. Well not very far at all actually but you see what I mean.
(chocolatepossum, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:28, Reply)

being first
but i dont feel that guilty really....
(bovrilboy, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:21, Reply)