Oh..
..and I used to eat crayons as a kid in Primary School - just fab!

I always wondered how the teacher knew until I saw my teeth in the toilet mirror one day....
(finbarr, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 15:23, Reply)

Posters
I used to talk to my posters like they were real people.

Only I was going through puberty when I was in my Micheal J Fox stage and I used to cover them up with towels when I was getting undressed because I was embarrassed!
(finbarr, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 15:22, Reply)

I just love to sink my teeth into
soft rubbers (pencil erasers, before you start).
mmmmmm
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 15:16, Reply)

Wanking
at other peoples houses.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 15:16, Reply)

best food in the world
is chilli peppers stuffed with feta cheese from the sainsbury's deli counter. so i make excuses to go there just to buy some. yum.

no other original guilty pleasures - just gambling, fornicating and ogling.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 15:14, Reply)

Sun FM - Alice Springs
Sun FM in Alice Springs, Australia www.thesun.com.au has a webcam in Bojangles Saloon, also in Alice Springs. When it is 9:30 am (while I'm working) in the States, it is midnight there, and the place is hopping! I put the webcam on and use it as a screensaver with the music in the background.

Things get crazy sometimes. Haven't seen any fights yet, but I have seen boobies and been mooned from the antipode. Ain't the modern world something?
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 15:13, Reply)

I suck...
...my thumb. Except that it's becoming less like a guilty pleasure I indulge in when no one is around and more like a I'm-tired/hungry/sad-and-I'll-do-what-I-want-in-front-of-you thing.

My dad still tells me off about it.

I am in my thirties.

Dear god.
( thealternativefact, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 15:12, Reply)

Complete randomness...
Sometimes when bored I bark at strangers. Or just run straight down a busy street dodging in front of as many people as i can whilst still trying not to hit into them.
(Voidedge, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 15:12, Reply)

Pinging
Horses' ears. They have a surprisingly satisfying feeling when you press them down and they flick back. :) Some horses have better ears for this than others.

Worth checking if the horse is likely to bite your arm off before attempting this.
(TheHorseWithSteelFrame Self-referencing comment in the third person, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 15:11, Reply)

Talking to myself and randomly singing
I talk to myself quite often, and also I shout at my computer when its being awkward (i swear they have minds of their own) And I enjoy singing random things, like when Im cooking beans I sing 'beans beans beans beans..' once I woke up with the stag chilli advert song in my head, i sung it in the shower.
(purplefairy, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:57, Reply)

I always agree to take photos of tourists and strangers in pubs
but almost invariably aim to cut off their heads.

Gives me the proper horn.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:54, Reply)

Going bananas
We all know what women can do with bananas, but what about men?

A couple years ago I discovered the mind-numbing joy of using the inside of a banana peel (or two, in my case) on myself. It takes about 30 seconds for the peel to soften up and get slippery, but, whoa, man! when it does.

Okay, I expect you are going to tell your friends about some fruit perv on the internet, but you know you're curious! Admit it!

EDIT: Oops, sorry, I forgot from a couple weeks ago that bananas are herbs!
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:48, Reply)

sleep
sleeping all day, getting up about 7 pm jsut in time to go out.
Also turning up to work drunk, i'm a wetherbitch so tis always funny
(Bored, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:44, Reply)

.
fart on my hand and smell it... AND ENJOY IT!

don't tell anyone......
( Ryan T Who are the brain police?, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:41, Reply)

Secondhand smoke
Sometimes I'll sit close to a smoker just to get a wiff of the smoke. My finace' smokes, although she says she's going to quit by the wedding (sure, honey, that'll happen). I almost don't want her to. I belong to a club that allows smoking, and I'll get all shaky and excited driving to meetings.

I've been quit 8 1/2 years, and I still LOVE the smell!
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:41, Reply)

Stationary.
pens (biro), pencils, pencil cases, mechanical pencils, paper (narrow ruled), folders, subject deviders, notebooks, elastic bands, cork boards (to pin your stationary up on), pins, rubbers, rulers, envelopes, pencil sharpners, highlighters, colour coded highlighters for different subjects, tracing paper, hole punchers, planners, colouring in pencils, felt tips, glue, cellotape, scissors, plastic envelopes, laminating machines, paper shredders, tip-ex, POST-IT NOTES!

It's not dirty, I just really like stationary.
(not-colette Is that a real poncho or is that a sears poncho?, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:39, Reply)

It's Just Wrong
I'm currently having an affair with a nubile 22 year old from my office. I'm exactly twice her age. Most of the office suspect there's something going on and I get really big kick out of all them watching and wondering what's really going on.

I know I really shouldn't be banging a girl so young. I know it's wrong of me to use my age, experience, awesome intellect and charm to seduce such a beutiful young innocent but I just can't help myself. Face it. If you were me would you turn it down?

And for the record, I'm single.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:31, Reply)

FREEDOM
When no ones a home I turn up the music and dance spazzically all around the house, leaping over sofas and then running out to the garden and turning a couple of cartwheels.

Also, picking up me three legged cat (think animal was sleeing in the middle of the road...TWAT) and spinning round and round really fast until I'm dizzy. Put the cat down and laugh histerically at it trying to keep its balance.

N.B. I put cushions around the place so it won't get hurt (thats for the RSPCA).
(Feelslikehome, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:30, Reply)

Sellotape and cats
I do have a guilty pleasure of tormenting effete and pompous cats - you know the ones. They sit there and look at you like scum and then turn their backs on you, acting superior like the very pleasure of breathing in the air they have just recently finished with, is something to die for.

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely fucking love cats, but occasionally you have to put them in their place.

Long haired cats are the best for the following:

Stick an inch long piece of sticky tape over their arseholes and watch them spazz out. They can't get purchase of it with their tongues and 9 times out 10 do the "dog dragging it's arse over the grass because it's got worms" dance. This normally has little effect, but they carry on with it regardless.

You can render a household of people helpless with laughter as the hairy feckers drag their kitty arses across the carpet.

Apologies to the RSPCA - no keyboard players were harmed in the making of this message.
(Catchag "You know!....For Kids!", Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:21, Reply)

Wasting the planets natural resources
When many of my friends go on and on about recycling, composting, greenhouse effects, blah, blah, blah - I go for a drive in my lovely car on a sunny day for no reason and needlessly burn fossil fuel and release CO2.
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:21, Reply)

Walking around naked is fun
But i like the flavour of earwax. Don't ask me why.
( Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:20, Reply)

I love
pressing on my eyeballs until you see fireworks and psychedelic patterns.

Putting kittens in socks is always great - just the front paws and heads sticking out.

Promising to play crap songs that some dullard asks for a disco and knowing that I never will and probably don't even have it.
(DJBobble, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:18, Reply)

Can't explain it
And its not so much a guilty pleasure as a requirement.
But If I'm having a shit at home I have to be naked...

There is a lock on the door mind.

Thats it.
(Capt_Carl, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:16, Reply)

beer
rubbing a cold can/bottle of beer on my nipples
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:15, Reply)

You can say its nasty, but just try it.
Cupping my arse and farting, then bringing that orgasmic smell to my nose. ahhhh
(Mkoll, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:15, Reply)

I read your email
I abuse my IT job to read colleagues emails. Adulterous tramps!
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:14, Reply)

Exhibitionist? Moi?
Wandering around my room naked whilst knowing full well that the people in the house opposite and walking along the street are watching.
(DuckieMonster, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:09, Reply)

Big meanie
I know its cruel but sometimes when I was having sex with my ex-boyfriend I would deliberatly let myself come first then complain that it hurts now or i'm tired or some other lame excuse and then leave him unsatiated.

I don't know why but there is something deeply satisfying about going to sleep knowing that he is all excited and can't do anything about it with me next to him.

I have a new boyfriend now and I wouldn't dream of doing that to him of course...


I know, I'm going to hell.
(MyrtleTheTurtle, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:09, Reply)

In my bed
Sometimes when I'm in bed... I sort of just spack out. I don't know why or how I started doing it, my head just goes left and right like crazy and it feels almost euphoric until you stop and almost vomit. I do it at least twice a night.

I also tickle myself. I don't even know why.
( Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:07, Reply)

Bubblicious
Farting In The Bath And Watching The Bubbles Rising To The Top To Release The Smell Always Brings A Smile To My Face.
(Bringing Sarcasm To The Masses (Valis), Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:05, Reply)