Angel Dust
web.archive.org/web/20020817073301/http://marmo.com/images/FacePeel.jpg

This pic is of a guy who, whilst on Angel Dust, sliced his own face off with broken shards of a mirror. He then fed the pieces of his face to his dogs.
My girlfriend showed this to me on our second date. It's ok, she's a forensic scientist, not a nutjob. Isn't she a sweetie? It was in a book with all manner of nasty pictures, like some guy who got battered over 30 times with a hammer.

See, posting links is hardly a chore, is it?

edit: I Googled harlequin babies. I am an idiot, and only have myself to blame. Just don't.
(FerretTrout be illin', Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:22, Reply)

Cheerios
This morning's breakfast. Saw something that clearly wasn't a Cheerio.

It's part of a skull of something small, probably a mouse.

Cheerio, Cheerios.
(Mozchops ... just not in the face, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:17, Reply)

Sainsbury's toilet disaster
New year's eve, last year. Me and my girlfriend were on our way to Devon for a party, and decided to stop at Sainsbury's to get booze and food.

I needed a dump and so after shopping headed for the male toilets. Having finished my business, I reached down for some toilet roll, only to find there wasn't any.

Fortunately, one of the cardboard inners from the toilet rolls was on top of the dispenser. "Brilliant," I thought, "I'll use that to wipe my arse."

Thing is, someone else had obviously had the same idea, and there was a great smear of shit down the far side of it - most of which transferred onto my palm as I picked it up. No amount of washing or partying got rid of the psychological damage done that day. And I had to spend the trip to Devon with a pooey bum.
( krang, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:13, Reply)

SHENANIGANS!
I am at work. We've all seen it before. That kind of sh!t could actually get someone fired, not to mention that it's BLOODY HORRIBLE, you idiot.

Mods? Can someone help out? In fact, can't we have all images made into links on this QOTW? I really didn't need to see that finger injury either...
(no way hose is staring unemployment in the face on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:03, Reply)

GOATSE WARINING DO NOT SCROLL DOWN
as many posts below have noted, a complete Newbie Fuckwit has posted a goatse pic without an NSFW or a link.

Welcome New person, Please read the FAQ

You Pillock.

For those who've not looked.. he's been a member for zero days, has zero posts.. well... he's a Zero.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:12, Reply)

Goatse
My solution was to ignore the poster. That way I don't have to look at the gaping arsehole any longer.

Nor indeed do I have to look at goatse.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:11, Reply)

Holy fucking shit on a stick!!!!!
Just opened the page, then quickly scrolled down towards where i had last been, so missed JTW's comment, but got a goatse straight on.

Not nice.

My grandma was very shocked also.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:05, Reply)

We all know about goatse
And some of us work and really could do without having it on screen - put it in as a NSFW link, not a pic in the answer!

Besides, goatse has lost its' horror factor owing to over exposure (!)

Mods - any chance of bringing that in as a board rule?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:04, Reply)

the side
of my beautiful sports car this morning after a thames water metal hoarding fell on it as i was driving down the goldhawk road.

made a huge mess of my car, although i am glad for the cyclist behind me that he wasn't in front of me. he would have been in a bad way.

don't think i've ever shouted or sworn in public quite so much as i did at the incompetent fuckwits (it took 3 of them to lift this thing off me) who hadn't secured it, especially when one of them said, "you're the third this morning." WTF?!?!? then secure the bottom of it you useless knobrotting cunts.

tenuous link i suppose but i'm still quite shaken up and felt the need to share...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:26, Reply)

No Need
No need for the goatse picture

At least have put in a link with a NSFW warning - now I can't look at the board today.

Thanks.
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:22, Reply)

another freakishly deformed cat
not just HUGE, but also almost completely without fur, and its head is the wrong shape...



the poor thing barely looks like a cat at all.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:20, Reply)

Most horrific?
As I've been waiting for NewbieToozeday, I spent some time reading the old newsletters, the FAQ (but I still have an industrial sized tub of lube on hand), and the talk/picture/QOTW boards.

A lot of the posts on QOTW have been gross, tragic and frankly disturbing; and I felt compelled to share my most horrific experience to date.

During my brief stint as a Pro Dominatrix, I saw some pretty...weird...stuff, but nothing tops the act perpetrated by one 62-year old client. His "thing" was adult baby play, which is fine. On one particular occassion, he divulged to me that he desired to defecate in his nappy, while I watched and made disapproving comments. Since the customer is always right, away he went.

In short, he shat in his adult-sized, see-through plastic nappy, while I watched and chastised, then pointed him in the direction of the toilet/shower in the next room.

I don't know what was more horrific - the smell and colour of his doings; the look of utter ecstacy on his wrinkled face; or the fact he muttered "oh, Mummy" towards the end.
( K1tt3n, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:20, Reply)

I think this would be it.
goatse deleted
(NotSoFluffy, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:20, Reply)

Rat.
Picture the scene. 4th year biology lesson. Mr Macy has just announced that today we are doing dissection, and that anyone who doesn't want to watch (either for ethical reasons or squeamishness) should please remove themselves to a corner of the room.

He takes the body of a white rat out of a plastic pouch and proceeds to nail the poor little guy spreadeagled onto a butcher's block. He describes each step of the dissection as he proceeds ("Now we're cutting through the chest, there's the heart and look here's the intestines"). Each organ that he removes he carefully places into a glass beaker at the side.

Most of us watching are coping well so far - the blood had been drained from the rat previously so it's not particularly gorey.

When he's done he covers the body and the organ beaker with a paper towel and puts it on a side bench for the lab assistant to remove. The lab assistant enters the room, picks up the board and makes for the door. On the way out she trips, drops the board, the beaker smashes on the floor distributing rat entrails all over the place. The body of the rat also becomes unhooked and flops down to the floor.

This happens in full view of the squeamish group - two of whom immediately vomit and a third faints, hitting his head on the edge of a desk and cutting open his forehead on the way down.

Entrails, blood, vomit. It was like a massacre.
(absurdistan, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 9:54, Reply)

Seriously wrong
I saw something hellish on the way to work this morning - a pink Rover 75.

Now I've seen pink cars before, but they are usually VW Beetles and the like.

But a Rover 75? FFS.

I'm off to be sick.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 8:25, Reply)

I win.
Moulin Rouge.
nuff said.
(mudskipper, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 6:38, Reply)

I can still smell it
About 10 years ago I used to work in Selfridges. I'd noticed that a lot of people used the toilets to skin up. There were always chipped cigarettes and rizla on the floor.

As I was sitting having a shit one day I saw a bit of hash on the floor, probably about an 1/8. Score, thought I, as I leaned down to pick it up. Instinctively I brought it up to my nose to smell it. It was only when it touched my nose that I realised I was sniffing someone elses shit.

I threw up there and then. I then rushed to the sink where I desperatly tried to wash away the smell from the tip of my nose. It tingled for the rest of the day, constantly making me retch.

What freak shoots out a little pellet of shit onto the floor? How hard is it to miss the bowl when you're actually sitting over it?

My nose has started tingling again.
(Creamy Discharge Freeze Motherstickers, this is a fuck up, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 4:52, Reply)

It was in school, actually.
As part of the abysmal sex ed, in middle school they showed us two videos depicting actual childbirth. My friend posted of the horrors of them in her blog, so I turned my head when it started to get sickening. But curiosity got the better of me a couple times...*shudder*
(SpiffyBalak, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 3:33, Reply)

Childbirth
In addition to being disgusting and wrong it was the single most ~depressing~ thing I have ever seen.

edit: this was in person, I think things seen on video shouldn't count, but that's just me
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 3:21, Reply)

I am a little weird i know.
I have seen many weird things on the net. I rather stupidly downloaded swap.avi, i watch 20 minutes of it... Flatmate and I got into the habbit of downloading as much twisted shit as we could find, the list included.

Unknown russian soldier have his throw cut out, that haunted me for a few months. (A mate watched it and said "poor guy" but was otherwise unbothered)
A woman shitting a fish, and not a small one.
A woman (making herself) puking into a bowl (big metal one) picking some, i assume rice, out eating it then, which got me the most, drinking the stuff.
A man nailing his nuts to a plank of wood.
Numerous ball/dick pain vids.
Death vids.
etc etc

I have become strangely immune to most of them now, except swap.avi..... it is the fact the chew on it that gets me.

On a side note, my old boss told me a story. He has a boat and was out one day with friends and family pottering along some canals/river (In holland where he lives and works). While waiting for a bridge to be raised to let the boats thru he was on deck chatting have a beer sort of thing when he hear the following sounds. A large bang and then a scream. He went to investigate. What he was greeted him was, a car with drivers door open/half ripped off, a hysterical woman, a man (her husband) laying on the road, futher down a guy in a motorcycle helmet and his bike (Broomfiets, a oversized bike with an engine really). So what had happened was the guy on the bike was full throtling towards the bridge, saw the barrer coming down and thought he could make it. The guy in the car had decided to get out of his car to stretch his legs and have a look at the boots. His opening and exitting the vehicle timed with the guy on the bike passing. The collided, guy on bike goes flying, guy in car gets knocked down. Woman in car screams as a result.

So the paramedics term up, car guy is fucked up and rushed to hospital, head injuries yada yada. The guy on the bike is sat on the side of the road, in shock still in his helmet. So teh paramedics, take it off slowly and check him open. They check his abdominals, and find his short covered in blood. They lift the shirt and no scene of injury. Further inspection identified the source of the blood. As the guy had come off his bike, his nuts had caught on the handle bar and stayed with the bike, while the guy had been projected forwards. Thats pretty harsh.

Oh and just remember, the train station near my old school was a popular place to commit suicide, close to the university town and had lots of intercity/fast trains. I was told one guy from my school got of his train to see a guy jump in front of a different one. Always nice to see the cop car parked up by the tracks and the policemen out with the bright orange bags and the sticks with spike on the end, playing find the remains.
(StyX is staring at you, yes YOU!!!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 1:55, Reply)

Several called for fluffy, here you go!

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 1:01, Reply)

nose rot guy
then there was the time I was walking through East ham market eating a bag of chips. I saw a guy walking towards me and, instead of a nose, had some rotted flesh with a band aid trying to cover it.

But me right off chips that did...
(EvilMeister, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 0:51, Reply)

I have a few
When I was a kid, my family would go to the zoo every year. The giraffes were the best, since they only had a tiny fence and you could get up really really close! It was like having a pet! Yaaay! One year -- I was four or five years old at the time -- there we were, staring at the giraffes. Huge animals. They also take massive wees. So, there's one giraffe, happily pissing away while another giraffe comes up and starts drinking, ah, straight from the faucet.
Of course, being four or five, I nearly weed myself laughing with the rest of my siblings, while our mother ushered us away. I suppose all four of us pointing at them, howling with laughter and screaming "HE'S DRINKING THE OTHER ONE'S PEE!" embarrassed her somewhat.
Didn't know that water sports existed in the animal world.
Of course, there was also the obligatory drunk-driving video we had to watch in high school at least three times. All it really showed was the aftermath of car accidents and the mangled bodies therein. A couple autopsy shots. Lovely stuff for fifteen-year-olds.
The best story I have in this regard? A few months ago, I was walking down the street. La-la-la-la! Nice day. Sun was shining, birds were chirping. Cut through the park. La-la-la! Saw what at first I thought was a teenage boy wearing a halter top and skirt panhandling, and slowly realized that... no, it's a teenage girl. A few poorly done home-made tattoos on her arm (well, are any of those well done?). I stared on in amazement as she picked a sizable scab off her shoulder. And ate it.
I ran off. I nearly vomited.
Obligatory penis joke, remark on losing B3ta cherry, etc.
(Ovum Factory, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 0:30, Reply)

This
is

NSFW..but not gorey either.

Thankyou to my twisted friends...
( The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 0:29, Reply)

Badly wrong
Someone sent me a video once that was puzzling as it opened onto a picture of a penis. I don't normally get sent stuff like that so I played it out of curiosity. I was then presented with the owner of the said member slapping his penis playfully and waving his hands over it like some sort of magician. (it could have been a certain Mr Danials who knows). But what was so massively wrong was this bloke then went onto produce like a rabbit out of a hat not one but two double A batteries out of his japs eye like the wrongest turd in existance. I have seen many gruesome things but never anything so eyewateringly bad as that
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 0:15, Reply)

friend's parents' road trip
This is a story from one of my friend's parents.
They were driving through Texas and stopped at a restaurant to eat and there were a few young couples eating dinner before prom. One couple was comprised of a pretty blonde girl and a guy wearing a letter jacket. All of the kids left and my friend's parents left shortly afterwards. A short way from the restaurant they heard sirens and screaming. When they came to the scene they saw the blonde girl crying hysterically over the body of her date and the motorcycle they had been riding. on the other side of the street they saw the boy's severed head.

motorcyclists should wear helmets.
(celestie d'etoile, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 0:10, Reply)

many, many things have I seen...
Most of which make me want to vom, which is why I've been a bit quiet on this qotw.
Firstly, I've been heavily involved with IT fornesics for years.
As a result of this (being involved in court cases etc), I've seen:
Almost every porn picture ever
Including pedofilia (these will haunt me to my grave)
Necrophilia
Collections of 'death' videos (you people who look up these things on google really need to look at your lives and ask yourselves some serious questions).
the obligatory donkey-cock up girls arse pics
Videos of testicles being nailed to a piece of wood (why the fuck?)
Forensic pictures of a woman who had been raped to death (again, this will haunt me to my grave)

The thing is, something seen can never be unseen and will stay with you forever.

The worst thing I've seen though, not including any of the above, was when I was in Jamaica.
On the west coast there is a small town called Black River. It's easy to get to from where I was staying and there was a nice beach that was always empty.
Anyway, the missus and her sister had come over to visit and I'd taken them there for the day. As we came out onto the beach, I noticed a bunch of people standing around a bonfire. Next to them was a wooden pallet that looked like it had a dead cow on it.
It wasn't a cow.
It was a man.
The story was, three guys had escaped from a prison a few miles inland. They'd tried to escape across the swamps, which were crocodile infested. None of them managed to get away.
This guy had been the luckiest. He'd been shot dead by the police and his body fell into the swamp. It then spent a week slowly floating out to sea, being snacked on by crocs occasionally and spending the rest of it's time rotting away and slowly bloating.
If you can imagine the result of that (as I'd rather not describe it) then you have a pretty good idea of what I saw that day as I wandered onto the beach with my frisbee and deckchair (ok, I didn't really have a deckchair, I just like the image).

horiffic? You don't know the half of it. I'll never, ever forget the sight of that bloated, half-eaten, rotted body.
cheers for reminding me...
(EvilMeister, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 0:04, Reply)

Hmmm
Couldn't think of anything to write, so I scanned down a bit. Being strong of stomach, I decided to google harlequin babies.

I will sound insensitive here, so I'm sorry, but nothing could've prepared me for that...

Ed.X
(HNGTHDJ, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 0:01, Reply)

Beth Ditto.
That is all.
(fuckitall out of here, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 23:37, Reply)

Not the most disgusting
But still. Came off my bike when i was 15.

Due to the spill i took, which was genious apparantly, I went summersaulting over my handle bars, but managed to keep my arms locked in those side handles, so my bike went with me.

Shattered the top of my arms(bicep/tricep bones, i forgot what there called).
Reversed my wrist bones, so both wirsts had a lovely 45 degree angle in them.
Broke a leg.
Broke one of my collar bones.
Tore my diaphragm.
Lost three teeth(they shattered and had to be pulled out)
Face planted tarmac, breaking my nose and cracking my jaw.

Lucky thing? i bought a helmet 2 days previously.

Seriously unlucky thing? This happened two days before summer holiday.

And I still walked home.
(nirm, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 23:36, Reply)