What happens in the fridge after the door shuts
Iirc this was suggested a while back, but it was scrapped in favour of something else.
(Ash Oops, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 10:15, Reply)

goatse that's safe for work....

( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 8:58, Reply)

if fluffeh wer robots
if our pets were cybernetic play things/kill krazy mega-bots
(unlawful odour i dunno..., Tue 22 Nov 2005, 8:53, Reply)

Worksafe Porn!
Porn that's worksafe. now that's a challenge
(Troncmaster, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 8:27, Reply)

Save The Ugly Animals
A WWF (er, that's World Wildlife Fund... but interpret it however you want) campaign for ugly, unglamourous animals... sheep, warthogs, ants, bees, basically anything you can't cuddle or go "awwww!" over.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 7:58, Reply)

Misguided product combinations
like the combination cigarette-lighter / smoke alarm.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 4:41, Reply)

What's he/she compensating for?

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 1:58, Reply)

Discovering new diseases

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 1:56, Reply)

How about...
Pictures to describe the last and final title of the seventh Harry Potter book?

Something like...

"Harry Potter and the Humous"

or

"Harry Potter wakes up beside a whale"
(Gone Native, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 1:26, Reply)

B3ta week of hate #1: Jimmy Carr is a fucking arsehole

( rob, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 0:21, Reply)

SMURNS.
Pictures to describe The Neville's words...
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 21 Nov 2005, 18:43, Reply)

Shadow games
Shadows that look like something other than what they actually are
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 15:03, Reply)

.
*bad casting...
how films and tv shows would be different with a different star.

*the ugly stick...
make people and things as unattractive as possible.

*extinction challenge...
what the world would be like if things hadn't been invented / things didn't exist.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:57, Reply)

How about?
If women took over?
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:50, Reply)

I'm tired already of hearing all about what people want for christmas
So, what don't you want for Christmas?
( harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:37, Reply)

We all know the Moon Landings were faked
What other famous events have been faked? Did Germany actually invade Poland? Did George W Bush actually win an election? Get Photoshop out and fake up some history.
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:36, Reply)

the world seen through b3ta goggles
like beer googles but better
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:30, Reply)

The lighter side of....
* War
* Cancer
* No Hummus
* dark heavy things
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:22, Reply)

New superheroes
Make new superheroes for our modern world. Like CTRL-Z Man, Lovely Jubbly (who deflects missiles using her ample rack), or The Man Who Saves People From Themselves.
( Pachey, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:15, Reply)

yes
a film sequel too far, great idea man.
(Lannes, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:10, Reply)

i slipped in the shower
and that's why i have a ..... stuck up my arse
( mongychops, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:09, Reply)

PORN!

( 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:08, Reply)

Epic Movie, 1970's TV budget
Things like Independence Day with crappy plastic models and so on. Could be fun. Could be crap...
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:07, Reply)

Famous gay people riding bicycles?
The weather conditions that didn't quite make it.
( Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:07, Reply)

Oooh
* Photoshop yourself
* Make cute things scary, and scary things fluffy
* How the world would be if the dominant species had evolved from something other than apes. (Eg: Sloths)
* shop a sea cucumber.
* The TV show they tried to ban
* BEER!
* Gadgets we really need
* Create a decent scandal
* What Bill Gates should spend his money on
* Predict a future event
* Animal deathmatch. Pair up some unlikely contestants and make them fight for our amusement
* The hidden danger of...* Mice! Little bastards.
* photoshop a real dream you once had
* Take a photo of your own nipple, and make it into a SFW character that dances for us.
* What would you do if real life had a CTRL + Z
* The Internet is full of wrong stuff. Fix it would you? There's a love.
* A film sequel too far
* Photoshop sea-creatures on unicycles trying to make it up the beach.
* mix some stereotypes
* Make a b3ta post in the style of your favourite b3tan
* The Circus!
* TV Pilots for shows that never made the cut.
* Stoats - this year's kittens.
* Fashion gone mad
* Celebrities in bras
* Theme-parks you would visit
* How would the world look if we physically remained babies
* 1001 uses for a broken umbrella
* Virtual graffiti - deface something famous.
* About turn! Make Fat people thin, bald people hairy, gay people straight etc. (and vice versa)
* Celebrities unblocking sinks
* Animal ghosts
* Sex education for 2005
* Computer games that should exist
* Realistic superheroes.

EDIT: This wasn't such a clever idea putting them all together for the "i like it" button.
Oh well...
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:06, Reply)

Materpeices remastered...
Take your favourite masterpiece and add your own B3ta flavour to make it just that little bit better...
( benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:05, Reply)

Mod someone else's
tattyshop
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:04, Reply)

What does the toon disguised as Judge Doom in Roger Rabbit really look like?
( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:04, Reply)

Celebrity Theme Parks and their associated 'Star Attraction' Rides

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:04, Reply)

Over the top advertising campaigns
for piss poor products.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:03, 19 replies, latest was 6 years ago)