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We think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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they'd be hiding in the woods waiting to steal your children. Or pehaps the industrious little buggers would revolutionise the manufacturing industry? Pull the little woolen hat from over our eyes and show us gnomes in the real world.
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( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 7:20, Reply)
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* How would four candles be ordered online?
* Can the class structure of Britain still be represented by men of 3 different heights?
* What would the Two Ronnie's rolling news be like
(You can also do ones which don't feature Ronnie Barker)
( , Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:06, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
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M&S claim that Shop + Swap = Shwop.
Personally, I'd "shwop" Joanna Lumley, made up of two private and very secret words.
Your definitions of "shwop", please...
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:08, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
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For example - the elderly hamster on his wheel who powers Robert Peston's brain. He often stops for a breather..
( , Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)
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things sold or bought in bad taste t shirts that have things like "i shagged the olsen twins before they were famous"
any thing that is to do with lady of the night diana and her vigina of great talent
( , Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:06, Reply)
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What would World War 2 have been like in the 1980s?
How would punk have gone down in Victorian times?
How did the Vikings celebrate the moon landings?
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
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Celebrate all that is the Home Computers: ZX Spectrum, Amstrad, Commodore, BBC Micro, and how they revolutionised life.
Retro, Revamp, Homage the choice is yours just let it be Home Computer Retro!
( , Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:34, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
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"Swimming Pool Closed Today", Pregnancy Tests on Jeremy Kyle...that sort of thing...
( , Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:04, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
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Since the brony fandom is already invading the world, and Season 2 ended, we are going to have to do something about it. That of course, is Photoshoping it.
( , Sun 22 Apr 2012, 12:46, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
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Who are these people and what are they really like? Let's see some examples of extreme moderation and flouncing. It'll be just like Brighton in the good old days.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)
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re-interpret a popular saying
for example...
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:35, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
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What kind of entomologist would study the Beatles? What is the blast radius of Atomic Kitten? Why do The Clash insist on wearing pink shirts with orange jackets?
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...inspired by Big Train.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:40, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
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With current proposals to force tobacco companies to use plain packaging, the cigarette industry may start to lose business - and in this time of recession, the government could really use the revenue without looking like the Evil Nick (Clegg?) O'Teen promoting smoking...
How could you advertise plain-packaged cigarettes in an acceptable way for all?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)
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No photos, no 'shopped adverts or film posters. Just draw whatever enters your head. Anything goes.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)
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Think of a famous person, think of a classic board game, put the two together with maximum lols
i.e. Buckaroo rebranded as "What's going on Marvin Gaye", OJ Simpson's Cluedo or Mark Zuckerburg's Monopoly
What's going on Marvin Gaye copyright The Hedgehog from Hell
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:00, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
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Batmanatee, Field of Bream? How would you see a fishy blockbuster?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:23, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
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we've all see Shark v Helicopter (no bridge etc)
but can b3ta do better?
crack open your weapon of choice and make some new hoax photos
( , Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:43, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
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Batman and Robin, Holmes and Watson, Crocket and Tubbs, Cannon and Ball. History shows us that crime fighters work best in pairs.
Photoshop some new ones using famous faces, and feel free to depict them in action/their equipment/their secret lair/their enemies etc etc
( , Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)
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Sculpt or make a famous person out of things lying around your house.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 12:17, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
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The old one apparently looks too much like CatConverters logo (from this weeks newsletter) and it is confusing potential customers of the store.
( , Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:31, Reply)
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17622856
What could have been "Valued" but will now never get the chance?
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:36, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
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In the 90s, the internet was too slow and Photoshop too shit to make jokes like this:
www.b3ta.com/board/10734781
Lets make them now instead.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
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Is it too soon? No. It was a hundred years ago. :-P
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)
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