Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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Inappropriate movie merchandise. Bambi venison steaks, Psycho sanitary Towels, The Excorcist crucifix dildos, 2 Girls 1 Cup Chocolate mousse... What merchandise would have been released had the marketing people dared?
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Muns, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:23,
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13 years ago)
Minimal Effort Porn Movie versions of Regular Movies.The Pr0n industry already does it's "XXXXX a Porn Parody" titled movies but how about movies that need the least amount of finagling.
I'll start things off with Tobi Pacific in....
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Vikings and Kittenswww.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post514814
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:40,
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Reveal the identities of your fellow B3tans...Reveal the mental images you see when thinking of other users of this site. Disgusting, sexy, dangerous, moronic...lets-be-avin-you....
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:10,
1 reply,
13 years ago)
1 pixel challengephotoshop something hilarious using a 1 x 1 pixel size image
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:00,
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latest was 13 years ago)
the wild westbring b3ta to frontier country, America 1600-1890.
Native Americans, European Migrants, Gold Rush Miners, Trigger-Happy Gunslingers, Cowboy Ranchers, Buzzards, Buffalo, Railroads, Wagons, War, the hummus is endless.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 6:06,
3 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
Dragonflies!Because they're helpful, incredibly well-engineered insects, and they look nuts.
Inspired by posts such as this: www.b3ta.com/board/10817011
Damselflies are also acceptable
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:29,
1 reply,
13 years ago)
re-market stufffind another use for household items and re-market it
ala
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 6:12,
3 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
Why this is going to be the worst olympic games eva!what are all the things that will surely go wrong?
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FROGS!they're cute, green and jumpy, some of them are even poisonous. how cool is that!? show us yer frogs, you know you want to.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:20,
1 reply,
13 years ago)
Television"Television, the drug of the Nation
Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation"
The right bleedin' obvious as intoned by the one hit wonder, Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy.
How about alternative uses for a television other than sat in front of the fucker like a lobotomised lab chimp sucking down the lies, conditioning,superficiality and mediocrity that seems to be the aspirations of anyone born after 1990
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DreamsPerhaps a bit odd, but show us the dream you had last night. Or if you can't remember that, then a memorable dream/nightmare you once had...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:08,
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13 years ago)
Clip Artthe fall-back of the lazy or talentless, used to make every 'Please clean up your own crap' office notice or 'Church Garden Fete' poster in existence.
Make a new, interesting piece of clip art, or use existing clip art to its least appropriate extent.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 15:29,
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Conspiricy theories: Its time we put on our foil hats and illustrate the PWOOF! of what REALLY happened on 9/11, the assisanation of JFK, the moon landings, the death of Princess Diana and more.
And maybe we can reveal some brand new ones too?:-)
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If UK producers remade American showsWould Michael Knight drive a mondeo?
Would Magnum become a hawaiian shirt wearing Bergerac?
Would Battlestar Galactica become dangerously pre-watershed in its content?
Get revenge on the septic tanks! Or, you know, do a loving fond pastiche of both countries' ideas of entertainment.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:40,
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850 x 315Create Facebook cover images. Dimensions being 850 x 315.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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Locog after dark. What actually happens at the offices of the people who actively force kebab shops to change their names and small children to cry by inserting pins into their genitals, after they've finished doing Satans bidding?
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Muns, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:33,
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PooShop some pooey pics up from the Atlantic or elsewhere.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:59,
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Joker Source PicIt's been a while since b3ta provided a source pic to shop (aside from lizard redux) - so how about shopping this Heath Ledger pic, see if you can do a better job than the skateboard effort. Inspired by something I knocked together.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:29,
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Escaping Stalag B3ta"You'll never leave" is what the newbies are told, but how would you get out of b3ta camp in real life? Tunnels, jumping motorbikes out of Rob's back garden, dressing up as a mod and strolling out through the front gate? Or something more ingenious?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:01,
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Medieval InnovationLike the Flintstones with the stone TVs and mammoth dishwashers, but with added wenches and squires. Mi'lawd.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:33,
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Sheds!The world is about to go mad for the Olympics. By "the world" I mean "the media". Since the Olympics are obviously piss-boring, let's all photoshop sheds instead. Sheds doing the 1000m relay, sheds manning machine gun posts in the trenches of the Great War, sheds sweeping in majestic herds across the horizon, sheds on pogo sticks and sheds taking tents up the wrong'un.
SHEDS.
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boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:55,
2 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
McCancelled!Demonstrate how domineering Olympic sponsors are taking over.
Inspired by:
Wildyles www.b3ta.com/board/10807169
HappyToast www.b3ta.com/board/10805708
and especially TheSundaeLunch www.b3ta.com/board/10805585
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:38,
1 reply,
13 years ago)
Misunderstood versions of Brothers Grimm Fairy TalesInspired by this little exchange on /board
www.b3ta.com/board/10805064
Here are a selection of titles ...
The Twelve Brothers
Brother and Sister
The Three Little Men in the Wood
The White Snake
The Singing Bone
The Wishing-Table, the Gold-Ass, and the Cudgel in the Sack
Fitcher's Bird
Golden Goose
All-Kinds-of-Fur
The Pink
The Old Man and his Grandson
Of course any porn should be made SFW.
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:44,
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Single word challenge: BumfaceGoatse = Instaban
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:26,
1 reply,
13 years ago)
Bonsai KittensYou know why ...
ding.net/bonsaikitten/gray.html
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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 7:48,
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RICOH No!They're rebranding the Ricoh arena in Coventry to become the "City of Coventry stadium" for the la la la la 'lympics. This means putting black bin bags over the Ricoh signs so it is quite clear what the original logo was. What other pointless rebranding would be possible???
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Bula Quo!?Status Quo are making a movie. Imagine how awesome that is gonna be, then make some sort of visual representation of it. You could even act out scenes and film them for this.
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 17:54,
1 reply,
13 years ago)
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