In the modern world footballers are treated as gods among men
what would happen if they actually were almighty omnipotent beings of immesurable power
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:43, Reply)

Design a new England flag.
With the world cup coming up there's a lot of flag waving going on, but the England flag just reminds people of hooligans now.
So the mission is to design a new more bettererer one that you wouldnt mind seeing waved around every 4 years.
(mangakid, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:07, Reply)

What would you change about the world if you were God?

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:44, Reply)

if mobile phone companies ruled the world
Jamster for goverment maybe....
(Sonic_Gothic, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:10, Reply)

Cannon and Wise, The Chuckle sisters, Hale and Pace

Tell me about the worst comedy double acts ever.
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:00, Reply)

A programming language especially for women...
.. would have no constants, everything would be a variable.

.. would constantly ask you if its functions were too large.

.. would have sub-routines that wouldnt stop.

.. would never accept that a boolean could be untrue.
(csdaveuk, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:08, Reply)

Rather than part of the EU...
Britain was the 51st State of America.

What would happen?
(Arse Biscuits The question is not who, but why?, Mon 29 May 2006, 17:58, Reply)

Celebrity play on words
IE. Kirsten Dunst. Have her with a DUNCE cap. Maybe with "Dunst" written on it.
(Ronald Raygun makes bombs, Mon 29 May 2006, 16:08, Reply)

New reasons for going to Hull
God is clamping down, he's not taking any old shit no more. Eternal damnation is calling for even the most minor offences. Draw or shop a picture of people caught in the act.

Hopefully this will strike a nice balance between things we've done but know we shouldn't, to the silly and on to the slightly surreal.

i.e.
Riding a chopper bike over the furniture
Imagining a nun naked
Weeing in the freezer at Sainsburys
Telling a blind person it's safe to cross

Or like this b3ta.com/board/5964184

Real crimes (murder, theft, rape etc) should be avoided as Hull awaits them already.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:50, Reply)

WTF are toenail for ?
i've been wondering for years.
( i don't understand everything saute en l'air pour te réchauffer, Mon 29 May 2006, 7:17, Reply)

What if...
What if rather than retards, cheats, and backstabbing liars getting all the "executive" jobs (nod to George W. Bush), deserving, hardworking
geeks were in charge?
(Dooley, Sun 28 May 2006, 22:57, Reply)

Snakes on a Plane...
What if all films were named similarly... such as "Iceberg hits a Ship" (Titanic), or "Geeks on a Spaceship" (Star Trek) etc.
(A Hospital Carpark, Sun 28 May 2006, 12:29, Reply)

show us your nob

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 27 May 2006, 23:18, Reply)

Never work with animals or children.
Thats the saying....show us why.
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Sat 27 May 2006, 21:58, Reply)

If sport didn't have rules
We all know sportsmen and women cheat from time to time, but how would sports be different if they didn't have rules.
(Guinness2702 Meh! Do I look like I care?, Sat 27 May 2006, 16:42, Reply)

If politicians were honest...
hmmm
(Guinness2702 Meh! Do I look like I care?, Sat 27 May 2006, 16:38, Reply)

If kittens played sport...
Or maybe open it up to if animals played sport
(Guinness2702 Meh! Do I look like I care?, Sat 27 May 2006, 16:28, Reply)

God Complex!
If you could be God for only *one* single moment - what would you do/change/make/kill/enlarge/tweak slightly?
( bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sat 27 May 2006, 16:14, Reply)

Censored!
Bleep, black box, score out, remove certain words from anything in the news, television or film.
( drunkenoaf, Sat 27 May 2006, 15:45, Reply)

photoshop a theme post for a really bad idea for a compo suggestion
like "if kittins were fluffeh"
or "if generic pictures had captions added in mspaint"
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 27 May 2006, 15:33, Reply)

new musical instruments
improve old instruments, creat completely new ones, i want photos of real things as well as drawings and edits.

put down that tissue box and elastic bands! *twang*
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 27 May 2006, 15:31, Reply)

You are dissapointed, convey this any way you can

i think compos should be really open ended (:
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 27 May 2006, 15:24, Reply)

Magenta Cocks
Movies made better with magenta cocks.
(ELBOW2HEAD, Sat 27 May 2006, 10:48, Reply)

the world we would have if nothing were considered profane.
no language commonly dismissively described as foul, no concepts of mockery or derision of sacred idols or images, no prohibitions against immorality, no social moratoria against the usual indecencies -- how would that reshape our societies?

alternate/parallel: the world we would have if nothing were considered sacred.
( postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 May 2006, 8:49, Reply)

celebrities investing in new startups
Martin Freeman, Oliver Hardy and Bruce Willis starting a shoe shop emporium? for eg.?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 26 May 2006, 22:30, Reply)

Agoraphobic Olympics

( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 26 May 2006, 21:00, Reply)

If the universe really was made in 7 days
show us what God did on the 8th day
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 May 2006, 12:12, Reply)

Tell a story, any story, but make it as ridiculously epic as possible.
make use of dramatic silence, vast sense of scale, impossible dilemmas, and cliffhangers. think ZakMcFlimby's frontpage with war of the worlds.
( AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 26 May 2006, 5:13, Reply)

The Secret Lives of Celebrities
What do they get up to when not in Heat Magazine?
(envelopes, Fri 26 May 2006, 3:25, Reply)