Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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naff super heroessuper heroes that just don't have a decent power.
such as the man/woman who has the power to butter toast
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Plomien is Polish for flame, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:09,
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genetic experiments gone wrongsplicing of animals or humans to try to make them better.
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Plomien is Polish for flame, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:08,
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Modern day filmsDone as silent movies and old silent movies remade as modern day Hollywood blockbusters.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:42,
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In celebration of International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19thWe should look at how the world would be if we were all pirates... Would shaking that booty require strong arms? Would shoe shops sell one shoe and spare peg legs? Would Multimap mark your destination with a "X"?
How would it rock your world if we were all pirates?
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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 11:02,
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If product names described the productSenokot would be ShitAllow. Tampax would be BloodSponge. Whiskas would be HorsesAndDogs. Vodafone would be ThievingCunts.
And so on...
Just change the logo to reflect the name, everyone has a laugh and we can all go home happy.
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If the world was about to endIf anyone has ever heard the question 'what would you do if the world was about to end?'
People usually say they would do something totally stupid, I can't think of any examples so I'll leave it to you.
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What if germany won ww2i always wonderd what would happen if germany had won ww2. maybe this is the answer.
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An imagechallenge to come up with an image challenge that is both original and which half the people won't continually moan about
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The Neville What what what, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 9:38,
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TruthWhat if everyone became afflicted by whatever it is that overcomes Jim Carrey in Liar Liar. In other words what if everyone told the truth.
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Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 15 Aug 2006, 20:59,
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funny metro cartoonsthe cartoons ('Nemi'/'this life') in the Metro are so depressingly horse shittingly unfunny that they make me want to punch the wall.
photoshop ways that things can be improved!
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Upset the B3ta nazisAnd win an orange or something. Seams, bandwagons, not getting the joke, not towing the line, image too big &c.
Extra points for subtlety of misspelling, misappropriation of syntax, grammar &c.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 12:13,
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Inappropriate Barbie DollsI have just seen the advert for 'Barbie and Tanner'. A barbie doll that allows you to feed a little dog, push its tail down then Barbie has the tools to clean up the poo and put it in a little bin. This is quite shocking stuff.
www.allaboardtoys.com/barbie/dolls/barbie_doll_and_tanner_the_dog.asp
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Just a thoughtWhat if George Bush was PM and Tony Blair was President?
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What ifthe Americas had never had a revolution? Or if they had not won? What would the world be like?
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:54,
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Beat em upThe idea is to beat either, yourself up or a celebrity. Simple and shows true photoshop skills. And of course theres always the one person you've always wanted to beat up but never could, nows the chance to release all your hatred of celebs.
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Unanserable QuestionsHow does a blind man know when he's done wiping?
How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?
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Reflectoporn......when you least expect it (if there is such a thing)
Inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/6074829
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Failed Superheroes...Believe it or not, I got the idea to make this an image challenge idea after posting this:
b3ta.com/board/6223302
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Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now!, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 18:58,
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How to get women back in to the workplaceApparently, men still get the best jobs, earn more and of course don't have to take time out to have babies. More needs to be done to attract women back into workplace. Design an ad campaign to get women back to work.
Let the gratuitous sexism commence!
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venn diagramscelebrity venns (like you get in the guardian on a saturday)
or just plain old venns:
www.b3ta.com/board/6217676
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:32,
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What if your childhood insults came true?What if you called someone a shithead and their head transformed into a giant turd? What if you called them a fudgepacker? Or a shirtlifter?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:16,
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Someone mentioned this earlier, dont know if they posted it:Sequels you want to see made. Things like:
Snakes on a Plane 2: Ladders
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Withnail and I....II (was the example given on the board)
What other ways can Hollywood butcher film franchises?
Credit goes to who ever mentioned it in the first place (not me)
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Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:57,
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extreme monotreme!show me your amped-up echidnas and platypuses!
yes, i know the chances of this becoming a challenge are exactly zero, but i'll make it my own damned challenge sometime.
and yes, i do have a cloaca fetish.
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postbear has metal knees, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 5:38,
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New Tory LogoThey're redesigning theirs.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4775291.stm
Are you thinking what I'm thinking.
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In memory of B3taWhat if b3ta died slowly and horribly due to bandwagons disease..
Taken from:
www.b3ta.com/board/6210211
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I say it againWhen Geeks get old! Werthers Originals will be holographic or something.
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:40,
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how aboutGina ford contended baby book advice B3ta style. sure it wont cause any trouble
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Wurld faktbukThe CIA publishes the World Factbook to keep the US President informed.
But for the present incumbent it is full of too many words and not enough pictures.
Help the CIA, and the president, with 'single glance' infopictures to describe the worlds nations and peoples!
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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 8 Aug 2006, 13:52,
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HUMEROUS ALBUM COVERSWhat if the iconic cover of sgt pepper had been nothing but b3ta memes? What if Dark side of the moon had been burning a hole in someones face?
WHAT IF?
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