
We think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
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Try changing all office equipment into their Fisherprice counterparts and observe how much work is acheived in coomparison to normal.
I don't get the question.
( , Wed 30 Nov 2005, 15:08, Reply)

Famous Ono-seconds from history
"what bloody tree?" - Mark Bolan
"do you think I should put my seat belt on?" - Diana Windsor
"Do you want to be in my gang..." Gary Glitter
( , Wed 30 Nov 2005, 9:14, Reply)

subtley alter public information. i.e. DTH's "please drive caerphilly", or all that stuff in fight club like the safety information card in aeroplanes.
But actually do it in real life (you know, that stuff that's not on a computer) then take a picture and post it.
Apologies for incoherence.
( , Tue 29 Nov 2005, 18:14, Reply)

as long as it is a small animated gif that can be used in messenger.
( , Tue 29 Nov 2005, 18:07, Reply)

You give us the pic - we do the shoppage? Level-playing-field-tastic.
( , Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:51, Reply)

What would the world look like if someone invented Paint Mash Glasses?
( , Mon 28 Nov 2005, 18:49, Reply)

Change one letter in each name of a celebrity to make something completely different. EG Luke Perry could become Puke Ferry.
( , Sat 26 Nov 2005, 18:33, Reply)

What do you think are likely to be the consequences of pubs being able to open 24 hours a day?
( , Fri 25 Nov 2005, 23:20, Reply)

since kids tv is just anime crap (pokemon, yugi-oh) what happened to yogi bear, bugs bunny, ren & stimpy etc. know there unemployed. (Like woody woodpecker was forced into becoming a gay porno star)
( , Fri 25 Nov 2005, 13:21, Reply)

Apply the idea behind the iconic London Underground map to your own life. Addresses, cities, pets, partners, jobs, lies, truths. Show us your path through life.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2005, 10:48, Reply)

inspired by: www.b3ta.com/board/5361935
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 14:13, Reply)

Big brother with monkeys? (effectively the same but without having to listen to moronic inane conversation when watching arguing and shaggin)
I *heart* the 90's? I *heart* a few months ago? Something with lesbians or nazis? Im not a celebrity get me coverage? etc
( , Wed 23 Nov 2005, 22:41, Reply)

What would the world be like if all those silly little turns of phrase were entirely literal? How would one "bite the big one", and how in the heck DO you turn a phrase anyhow?
( , Wed 23 Nov 2005, 18:20, Reply)

Give us scenes from the upcoming mega-hit "B3ta: Teh M0tion Pictur3!"
Who would you have play Rob Manuel?
Who'd play Mr. Goatse? (please don't say Rob Manuel!)
Who'd you have do Jessie's mind-numbingly sexy "5000 Dance?" {see www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=24783}
Who'd do the voice of the Bear?
Theme song by The Quo, of course, but which one?
( , Wed 23 Nov 2005, 18:09, Reply)

Will it evolve to cope with constant joypad bashing? fingers to get thinner to press buttons on mobile phones? Will our ears actually evolve so inear headphones actually fit!!!11!.
I'm sure possible cock/arse/vagina evolutions will also cause much hilarity.
As Barry Cryer once said about Gods design for the human body, "I wish the ingition was not so close to the exhaust!"
( , Wed 23 Nov 2005, 18:06, Reply)

Suggestions please.
Maybe they'd have a cheese feast or have a disco to celebrate. I love moths, me.
( , Wed 23 Nov 2005, 17:37, Reply)

Use your digital camera to recreate a scene from a road sign. Must be unshopped images.
I'm looking forward to "Humps for 50 yards"
( , Wed 23 Nov 2005, 16:16, Reply)

Like the message says:
Where are they now?
Disgraced Celebrities - the Gary Glitter (no more) story gave me the idea.
Where the feck is Johnathon King these days anyhow?
( , Wed 23 Nov 2005, 15:14, Reply)

in the days of yore, there was nobody around to promote fire, the wheel and shale axes. But what if some clever chap invented a time machineand introduced marketing to cavemen (granted they'd probably be about as intelligent) but how would they sel a holiday to the volcanic alps?
( , Wed 23 Nov 2005, 13:18, Reply)

basically what you learn in school has sod all to do with life. What would be taught in the ideal education system? obviously skiving and making up excuses are very handy in a work environment, but they're not really officially taught....
( , Wed 23 Nov 2005, 9:09, Reply)
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