What will the world be like in 572 years time?
Will they finally have a cure for cancer? Will tin openers actually work? Will we finally have cities on the moon? Will Duke Nukem Forever be released? show us!
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 12:29, Reply)

Tony Blair's mug
As seen on press and tv last week - the mug he was holding whilst interviewed by The Times had some nauseating new age hippy nonsense about the name 'Tony' printed on it.

Ripe for editting I would've thought. (Unless its already been done, in which case: oops).
(chilvers, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:19, Reply)

Now that the Croc Hunter's gone (God bless his Stingray flavoured socks)....
...we need to replace him. Who would you have instead, and hunting what? Prescott hunting pies, Kate Moss hunting drugged up musicians, it's hunting season for telly!
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 7:33, Reply)

What would Steve Irwin do?
Lets face it. The man was a god made flesh. So, if he had survived the stingray, what would he have turned out doing in life? Would he have been the president of the world or a binman? Its up to you to decide.
(thatdudewithbreasts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:21, Reply)

DIY DIETY
The Vikings had Thor and the Aegír, the ancient Greeks and Romans had pantheons and pantheons of epic gods. Every great civilisation had unique and epic gods.. What do we have now? An imaginary friend..

Give us something substantial, epic, and godly to believe in!

Which of your gods will people be worshipping in 1000 years time?
(doos hows my random?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:35, Reply)

If celebraties died ironic deaths.
Tribute to the late steve irwin
( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:30, Reply)

Bad Remakes
This week 'The Wicker Man' falls prey to a bad Hollywood remake, as has The 'Italian Job' and 'Get Carter'. What bad remakes would the beta crowd dream up?
(mariegriffiths, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 20:00, Reply)

Toys being naughty/if they were realy alive
Or re-enacting film scenes.

Using unshopped photos.
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 12:40, Reply)

If everything your mum/dad/grandad etc said was true
If the wind changes your face will stick..
TV gives you square eyes
If you play with that your bum falls off....


Like that, but funny!

Vit
(vitty And now...F5 F5 F5 F5 F5, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 12:18, Reply)

Alternative Titles
Choose a film, book or album and change the title so that the plot/sentiment is instantly changed. Kill Bill becomes Bill Kills; Life of Pi becomes Death of Pi; Michael Jackson's 'Bad' becomes 'Good'. Like these examples, except with humour.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 3 Sep 2006, 11:29, Reply)

Pics or it never happened!
Prove to us the truth of unlikely events by showing images, be they men hanging from helicopters above sharks, or the President of the USA converting to radical Islam.
(schrumpfen, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:01, Reply)

if dinosaurs still ruled the world
what would they be getting up to
( mutated monty, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 13:30, Reply)

Literal movie titles
When I first heard of a movie called "Snakes on a Plane" I wondered to myself "Hmmm, what devilishly cunning play on words is that? What metaphorical conundrum have they come up with?". Then I found out the film was just about a load of snakes on a plane.
What if all films were like that? How much cooler would "Star Wars" be if it were a load of stars smashing into each other? Or if "Trainspotting" was two hours of people standing on platforms eating Kit Kats?
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 10:59, Reply)

What if everyone was a musician?
I'm sure you could imagine a suitable instrument for anyone to play, like Bill Clinton and the saxophone, Tony Blair and his Fender, and Saddam Hussein and his clarinet. (OK, I made the last one up.) No, the one-hole flute or the one-string banjo aren't what I'm on about...
( bnt what, me worry?, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 21:42, Reply)

What if humans all just vanished from the world right now?
What would the world look like 10,000 years hence?
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:50, Reply)

If everyone in the world was rich
or
Shit Superheros
(Guu Bounce back - With Prozac!!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 19:09, Reply)

It seems as though they make EVERYTHING into a musical these days
Show us some musicals that should never be made; like the JonBenet story, or summat.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 18:28, Reply)

Film baddies in TV sitcoms
Darth Vader as David Brent....

The Predator as Basil Fawlty not mentioning the war....

Hannibal Lector sharing a cell with Fletcher and Godber....
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:14, Reply)

Whats behind that door!?
There's always a doorway somewhere (at work, at your old school or down the alleyway behind your house) that is always closed. The mind boggles at what could be lurking the other side...TELL ME! TELL ME WHAT IT IS!!!
( Brims Spurts., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:46, Reply)

Conveyor belt competition
suggested by Massive Salad www.b3ta.com/board/6276498

Make everything a conveyor belt: production lines (how is it made), pavements, roads, holidays, generation game, gameshows, supermarket till jokes, god knows what else.
( gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:34, Reply)

What if Santa CLaus was a secret agent?
What does god look like?
Do you know the muffin man?
I'll be here all week.
( d d, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 10:15, Reply)

49th Parallel
49 parallel lines to make a true U.S. / Canadian border
(Debaser666, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 23:43, Reply)

Accents not places
Image of person, animal, thing, objet d'art etc.. (no letters); guess the accent from image (I sense a lawsuit).
(Debaser666, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 23:27, Reply)

Snakes On a Plane
what if every movie title had to summarise the content of the film?
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 15:33, Reply)

In a perfect world....
What would help make the world perfect for you? Would gobstoppers never run out? Would zebra crossings have real zebras crossing?
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 12:21, Reply)

Beadle
the time has come for the B3ta Beadle Challenge.


You know what to do......
(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 12:17, Reply)

What if the class system was reversed?
*ponders*
( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 10:27, Reply)

When companies merge

What if two or more implausible companies merged with each other? Combine a product with its unlikely counterpart and then show the disastrous products of it on the board.
(Plastic Goldfish, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 10:24, Reply)

The Future of Ant n Dec
Y'know What they'll be doing in 10 years.
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 20:56, Reply)

The big red button.
The premise: Every picture involves a big red button, and the consequences of pressing said button. It could be anything from the comedy anvil falling on someone's head to a small invasion of Ipswich by the Breem Warriors of Lower Antwich.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 28 Aug 2006, 17:32, Reply)