Option D ;)
Draw a fellow B3tan you've never met or even seen a picture of, based only on the written description they give you:
i.e. I am Female, 6ft tall, brown hair, blue eyes, like to wear corsets, have a robotic left arm and keep monkees in a rucksack.

That's right people, the description doesn't need to be 100% honest, but aim for about 75% ok ;)

Hopefully this will get people talking to other board members outside their usual clique, be repost free and generally be a bit of a laugh.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 19:56, 5 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Misinterpretation Of Song Lyrics
NOT misheard lyrics. Use the real lyrics of songs and make an image showing your take on them. e.g. Can you make sense of 'Come Together' by The Beatles and show what an 'Ono sideboard' would look like?
(Plastic Goldfish, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:29, Reply)

Nightmares
Create images that give you the shudders, no cheap gross outs but pure fear in pixel form.
( Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:08, Reply)

b3talympics.
what would the oplymics look like if organised by b3ta? what events would there be? and what the fuck would the opening ceremony look like?
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 16:28, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

The state of the NHS (national health service) in the year 2050
Have cancer and AIDS become mere annoyances? Can we upgrade damaged or weak limbs etc. Or have we all died from a massive cataclysm? Shop it!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:37, Reply)

Make Science Fun!
The kids couldn't care less about science nowadays, everyone does media studies instead, and evertually there'll be no scientists left. Something must be done.

Show us how you'd get people interested in science again.

Please note: There is a limit to the number of times you can do a picture of Alizee as the teacher. And that limit is infinity. Because I have a Y chromosome.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:53, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

How do the internets work?
I'm sure some very clever people across the world have pondered this and some even think they know the answer. How do you think the internets were put together and how do they work?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:17, Reply)

Driving Errors
Whilst parking on a B&Q car park yesterday I swung the car into the spot and marginally scraped my bumper with the car in the adjacent spot.
Ordinaly this would have done little if no damage, however the twunt hadn't got his handbreak on so it propelled his car forwarded into the empty space in front of it.
Problem was a guy was driving into that space and collided with the propelled car.

Luckily by this time I had parked and was on my way out the car, he didn't know I'd started the domino effect and as I walked away I could see him searching for some paper.

What Car/Driving Mishaps have you had
(Opanoid Look sweats dripping off them, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:51, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

thomasbrowntb
Hmm. How about: What would Stephen Hawking be doing if he could move his body again?
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:38, Reply)

Reforming Britain's misguided youth
How would you help reform Britain's misguided youth? Was just remembering a show I saw over Christmas wherein obese children were forced to live in the jungle, fending for themselves miles from the nearest pie, which got me thinking...

Maybe recreate a Stalinist era gulag forced labour camp, where children fight daily fatigue fuelled solely by gruel, and whatever wild rodents they can glean from the freezing tundra?

Or perhaps young chavlings being systematically and painfully deafened by happy hardcore trance music (you know, the stuff with the speeded up chipmunk voices?) played through an array of mobile phone speakers, while in a simulated bus environment?
(wing_cmdr I mean not real, but almost a real hologram, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:04, Reply)

Boat Race trophy
If you unscrew the base you can aim it at your friends’ trousers and say “No Mr Bond, I expect you to die.”

No other practical purpose has been found for it - any suggestions?

blog.bibrik.com/archives/trophy.jpg
(copygir1, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:15, Reply)

premium rate phonelines for nerds
Shop the adverts for these premium rate phone lines for nerds. Would you like to listen to hot naked girls assembling a quad core server with linux install? How about listening to dirty Mandy as she cleans the dust out of her filthy, filthy cooling fans? Or get off to the sounds of Nasty Nellie as she rolls 3 sixes in a row to defeat the goblin king!
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 13:10, Reply)

branded dreams
What if futurama was real and they could project adverts into your dreams? What fucked up dreams do you have that now have added brand power?
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 13:07, Reply)

The Engrish Dictionary
We've all had our experiences with Engrish, show us how Engrish has taken the world by force. In pictorial form.
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:58, Reply)

Early Electronic Games
When gaming was in it's infancy and Spectrums were bling, what games would you have made?
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 17:51, Reply)

If movie titles were Ronseal
(Does exactly what it says on the tin)
Rambo would be: Former italian porn star suddenly is uber-soldier on the rampage

Titanic would be: guy draws his own porn and drowns


etc.
( c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:34, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I hate
Currently money is dominating my life. Coming from a family where taught that it is the root of all evil I feel lost and utterly pissed off by these unseen forces making my life hard. What narks you? what has interrupted your life and made it go on-hold? I hate... Go to town and get personal...
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 13:00, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

How about
Politicians as pets
(Mr Mags, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:09, Reply)

Idea
Sorry if this is a pea roast, but I couldn't find it anywhere that had already been used.

Anyway my idea is:

"What if the myths were true"

'Find a penny pick it up and you'll have good luck', 'Step on a crack break your mothers back'.

Just imagine a world where all the stupid myths and sayings became true!!
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:09, Reply)

Food
That's all.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 20:49, Reply)

I propose this image challange is animash week!!!
Coz we luvvem!
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 20:21, Reply)

If you gave b3ta an image making challenge
with the one word suggestion of 'something' then at least this time the entries would not be so far outiside of the suggestion for a change.
photoshop 'something'. I dare you.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:59, Reply)

Speakers
why the fuck not, every other crappy 1 word challenge has been done.
Shop 'em on to an animal or a popular figure or something.
By the way, I meant audio speakers so lets all have a lol at the pisstakes on this one.
LOL!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:05, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Innappropriate Toys
There has to be a million and one ideas for childrens play things that don't make it past the board of yes/no men.
What 'fun' products would you force on our nation's kids?
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 21:34, Reply)

Real Life Context Ads
We've all laughed at the silly things google advertises to us when we search for something, and now Phorm is looking to invade our internet history. What adverts would companies spring on you in real life?
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 17 Mar 2008, 20:06, Reply)

Amateur Etimologists Unite!
Shop the origins of a word. Or make up a new word and give it a history.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:20, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Let's have a war!
Let us imagine the wars we would like to wage.

Let us create completely straight faced propaganda about the need for a war on Canada and watch as the idea gains credibility and support on far right and left website around the internet.

Let us send kittens to the front lines.

Let us eradicate from existence all that is impure, decadent, chaste, and smelly.

Let us have a war.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:15, Reply)

Savage the transgressors
We know how tough it is to be a newbie on b3ta - getting flamed for posting 1,473 kb still images, etc - but what's the best way to tell a newbie to go and read the FAQ?
Is it through the medium of flames, gentle prodding and a link or something much more amusing?
Show us your idea of how to put those newbies on the straight and narrow path to b3tan enlightenment.

Christ knows it took me long enough...


( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 15 Mar 2008, 18:55, Reply)

bbc budget cuts force inappropriate combining of two programs
into one. what would happen ? go on then. you cunts
( connor, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:34, Reply)