Help please.
I'm trying to remember the title of film about a fucked up middle-class American family where the father is a paedophile and I think the wife is having an affair. It was out a few years ago and I always meant to watch it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:05, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Two 4-day weeks coming Yay!
I vote April for month of the year.

I don't count Christmas and New Year as I have to spend time with my family then.


I love my family....... I would just rather love them from a distance.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 15:03, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Has anyone seen this film?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Vampire_Hunter

It sounds so bad that it might just be amazing.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:09, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Let's play Numberwang!
Who wants to be a contestant?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:13, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This makes me angry
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7983993.stm

And here's why: www.antipolygraph.org/
( Captain V, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:38, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Heres the day-thread for you. Enjoy...

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:12, 88 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fuck me!
I get married on Wednesday.

That came around quickly. I only proposed 15 months 2 years ago.

I raise a glass to all b3tans.



Cheers!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 23:48, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had my last cigarette at 10.30 last night
and haven't had one since. I was planning on using the patches, but haven't. Just quitting cold turkey.

And it's hot outside, so I'm gonna sunbathe.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 23:36, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good Morning B3tans Everywhere...
this morning babyblaireau and i will be mostly listening to Mingus (the black saint and the sinner lady) and Belle and Sebastian (dear catastrophe waitress). so come on in, spin some vinyl and cut a rug... (or just sit quietly in a corner if you like!)

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 9:26, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fucksocks and yay!
Came out $84 up (yay), nothing remotely resembling the funeral of the day (boo)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 4:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I feel like a killer
I've just nuked a teddy in the microwave. It is one of those lavender and grain ones so you are supposed to. Given that, why is it I still feel like a murderer when I'm watching the poor little sod go round and round?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 23:41, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hurrah! It's Derby Day
at the Santa Anita races (Grand National back home, too, isn't it?).
For the last 5 years, about 70 of us have gone and booked our own private area with lunch buffet. It's fun.
Any horse that has the name "Jade" in it I shall put $5 and secretly giggle to myself ('cos nobody else knows who the fuck she is).

Have a GREAT DAY b3ta!

*waltzes off to the races*
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 15:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm at work
and unfortunately part of the deal in order to watch the horsies run later on is we have to now watch Jade Goody's funeral.

She's dead for the love of sperm, live with it...
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Some people have too much time...


...on their hands.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 2:14, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Judgement Day
On April 2nd, 2009, Skynet became self-aware.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 17:25, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

name
the councillor has a silly name.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/7980737.stm
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:14, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

New Russian spacecraft
Looks a bit like a giant orbiting cock.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7980824.stm
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:37, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What advert is this?
The music starts quite slow and quiet and builds up, it sounds like some electronic music but quite tasteful and it builds up towards the end of the ad, it's sort of set in the future (or cleaner) world and has a geezer who has impeccable hair and a jacket on his shoulder as he walks away and the advert ends? Do you know what that is?

I just liked the music, but haven't seen the ad for about a week, so can't google it or use 2580.
(dchurch bah, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 12:23, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

as I awoke this morning,
I heard the sound of bedsprings being thoroughly scrutinised and what must have been an angel singing scales.

what amusing sounds have you heard today?

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:22, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

urgent news!!!
QOTW has changed!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Vampyrecat is ace!
I'm going to have a sexchange, move back to Oz and marry her :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:08, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Help me, internet!
I wanna keep my bookmarks online instead of on my phone, in case of a crash or me losing my phone.

I suppose what I'm looking for is a social bookmarking site like Digg, StumbleUpon etc, but I'd like to make an informed choice.

So which would you recommend to a stranger on the internet?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:31, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's friday

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:22, 67 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Just remembered, I had a dream last night
that the qotw had changed, and that the topic was "The number 25 - tell us how the number 25 has affected your life"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 8:41, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can anyone remember a tv show
it was comedy sketches, I think done by a group of Canadians.

The only one I can really remember was a in the form of a science lecture where they got suggestions from the audience for things they should prove using comedy.

They had to prove that Shakespeare was a penguin called Robert.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 8:39, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You have to watch this tonight.
I love the BBC.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b007b9tv
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 19:48, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Here's a Home Sweet Home thread for you to play in
Enjoy.


( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 19:39, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've just seen a member of the all female punk group The Slits looking like a BBC1 newsreader.
God I'm old.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 19:36, Reply)

speaking of favourite posts
I can't find the one about "what we've learned from porn" or something to that effect.

Does anyone have a link to it?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 18:35, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)