I got stung by a wasp at 4am last night
It was the first time an insect had stung or bit me EVER (I'm 22) and I did nothing but panic. I was crying, squealing, and whingeing when the other half was using some electricity thing that is meant to denature the venom.

I'm sure there's a nest nearby, because there were 10 of the fuckers in that room.

When was the last time you cried like a bitch?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:20, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Let the "Who had the best weekend" competition begin

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:19, 51 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We're having a baby!!!!
No, I'm not up the duff. My aunty (who is 4 years younger than me!) is in labor, and it's the first birth in our family in 12 years and we're all so very excited about it!
She's having a baby girl, and I've already bought her a Los Angeles Lakers babygro, and an Anaheim Angels babygro :D

*excites*
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Who is
the creepiest person you know? Whether just plain weird or so pervy they'd make Humbert Humbert say "steady on there", who makes your flesh crawl off its bones, and why?
( Maladicta, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:34, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Beer drinkers
A brewery in the north east of Scotland has made Britain's strongest beer. It's 18.3% alcohol.

They reckon it'll reduce our alcohol problem.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8170813.stm

I like that logic. I'm off to buy a 5 litre turbocharged car to save on fuel.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:21, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There is a very good chance I will be going to New Zealand at Christmas.
*big fat futhermucking smugs*
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:35, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You people are incredibly fucking boring.
Consider this my official flounce.
( Cawl, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:22, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is soo cool
www.b3ta.com/links/Awesome_video_art
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:16, Reply)

My band is playing at a festival at the end of August
and there is a fancy dress theme for the festival, which is sci fi.

I can't be bothered to think of any ideas for a costume.

Give me suggestions. There may be a small prize for the winning suggestions. My gf needs a costume too, so maybe one for her too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:53, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Worst Song Lyrics Ever
Traditionally regarded to be The Humnan League's 'The Lebanon':

Before he leaves the camp he stops
He scans the world outside
And where there used to be some shops
Is where the snipers sometimes hide

I would say that personally the worst I've ever heard is this little nugget from Natasha Bedingfield:

Read some Shelley, Byron and Keats, recited it over a hip hop beat

That makes me want to eat my own eyes. But can you beat it for awfulness?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:28, 50 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cards against Humanity
Someone needs to print out this card game and bring it to the next Bash.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:26, Reply)

God I'm bored
I've just spent about an hour reading blogspots of the people on here. Now I'm a little depressed because you guys ramble on alot about absolute shit.

I'm posting this mainly so people get paranoid that I am judging them about their boring lives.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:20, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Alright
which of you sickos has stayed in Oklahoma recently?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:57, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh dear...
My colleagues have discovered www.electricretard.com. Suffice to say it's more than a little NSFW.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:06, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
I put this on my wishlist on the spur of the moment when I found out about it and then got it for my birthday. I was a bit worried that there would be too much P&P and not enough Z, but I've been very pleasantly surprised to find the balance is just right. I'm enjoying it immensely.

What's the last thing you expected to be a chore that turned out enjoyable?

-17 points for ym.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:28, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Lame
I'm still ill. Had to come into work though, as if you are off for longer than 5 days you need a note from the doctor, and the crazy deaf doctor I saw couldn't really put a finger on what might be wrong with me.

I'll be fine as long as I can get through the day without anyone talking to me. Seems unlikely though.

How are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 8:50, 58 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Want to see some puppies?
in replies
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 7:34, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Who was your
faourite and least favourite of the Mr Men?

I liked Mr Messy, but I had no time for Mr Wrong. He was just stupid.

BTW, you can ony choose from the first 39. The later ones, which I refer to as the "cashing-in Mr Men" are all detestable.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:41, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Children having children
I'm currently watching this. I've only been watching it for a few minutes and it strikes me that the parents seem remarkably mature.

It is very interesting so far.
( Captain V, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 23:46, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Especially for Beckyjsbx
Link in Replies...
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:32, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is it me?
Or has Top Gear got shit?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 20:55, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What nominals do you have after your name?
I currently have BA (hons) and hopefully in a year and a half will have RVN MBVNA to add to them. Granted they mean nothing in the real world unless you're going for a job interview, I'm just curious as to what other people have.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 19:05, 93 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Every half hour or so I get the urge to shout FUCK OFF BONO YOU CUNTING TOSSER
I really should switch off the television. I did it last night at the cinema when it came on before I remembered where I was.

What adverts are you currently loving or hating?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 17:48, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My wife and I just watched the secretary
and it seems to have really turned her on. Shes asked me to find another movie for this evening that will also turn her on. I think she liked the fact that though it was erotic and there was some nudity there wasn't much actual sex in it.

So any recommendations for her/us?
( Peej, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 17:33, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

All right mate?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 16:03, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It should have been my friend Mike's 44th birthday today.
except it's now nearly 3 years since he died.
and i miss him terribly.
and by pure coincidence it's our daughter's saint's day today. i so wish she had met Mike, he would have been a really cool uncle!
so we're having a party this afternoon, with rainbow fairy cakes and chocolate butterfly cake and all sorts of lovely stuff.
hopefully i'll have stopped crying like an utter girl by then...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 13:19, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Rise And Shine You Fluffy Bunch Of Fluffers!
It's Sunday, it's 8:27 and it's raining...
which can mean only one thing...

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 8:27, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

not only bad things happen at night
Not quite in the spirit of the qotw question so I’ll drop it here instead.
A couple of good friends of mine life in deepest, darkest Suffolk, where streetlights are for the bustling urban metropolis such as Bury. Or Diss.
Because of this you get absolutely no light pollution, and in full moons it can be eerily bright and looking at the sky you don't get yer usual twinkling individual stars, but you can see the fainter clusters as well and the whole sky can be awash with them. An awesome sight indeed, especially if you are rolling out of the pub at 1am and have a couple of miles to walk back.

So there we were, wandering home looking at the stars chatting as we strolled up the hill when we could hear rustling from the field close by, we all stopped and looked to be confronted by a massive silhouette of a stag watching us, and behind him a herd of deer all stock still and looking in our direction. This went on for a couple of minutes, until the stag turned and ran, and the whole herd of deer thundered off over the hill and away, was way fucking awesome!
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 8:04, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Anyone else seen drag me to hell?
I just got back from a showing in Leicester Sq and by god it's fucking awful. So bad it's brilliant as it's incredibly formulaic, is full of close up punchcuts to make you jump, but you know they're coming. But what made it wonderful was a scene with the main protagonist and her nemesis, a well placed anvil and hilarious special effects.

I recommend downloading or renting it just for the goat.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I went to the store
to buy a trashcan, and came away with a deep fat fryer. Purchased solely on the principle I can make my own fish and chips.

Give me recipes for all kinds of good deep fried foods
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:15, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)