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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:03,
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MORNING!I might buy some biscuits later.
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 7:50, 32 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Just 'cus I can't stand a whole day with only one generic and no other threads.I <3 my new phone, can't get picture messging up on yet though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:28,
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I'm getting too old for this sort of caperI've woken up with a hangover, on the sofa at a mates place.
Oww.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:10,
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latest was 14 years ago)
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWR RAGH ARGH RAAAAAAAWR!When was the last time you got properly angry? What have you got to be pissed off about tonight?
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aight nillas.Last night I was dubbed pretentious, to seemingly unbelievable levels. I dinnae gie a fuck.
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Do horses have a personality?Computer says no
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 15:56,
133 replies,
latest was 14 years ago)
Burning to death in a fire;"You don't "get it"." Or FIRST LOLWAKI BISCUIT GUFFAW!?
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Biscuits;biscuit biscuit biscuit or FIRST?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:33, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
CHEESEYellow sandwich filling or solidified milk protein?
FIRST.
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That's enough beakeringEgg nog - white liquid gold or sickly eggy death
Alt: Whose a bigger cunt, the guy on the bus with his "thermos mug" of coffee or someone driving a Prius?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:21,
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latest was 14 years ago)
I'm not an angel, I'm just an ordanary human being: A journey to work - by Gonz.Ok, tounge in cheek title 'cus I totally scored big in the karma game just now.
So I'm getting off the tube at Kings Cross and there is this women bent over crying, loads of people walk passed her and I have no idea how long she was there for, but I could see she was in a bad way. She looked like someone who was in her mid 30s who looked like someone in their late 40s. It then came apparent that she was homeless. I asked her what's wrong and she said she's in so much pain, and then point to these saws all over her body "They're sticking to my clothes and they hurt really baddly", she says. I tell her we've got to get her to a hospital, let me get some help from the staff, that they have charity people they can call, shelter or something. She said she got thrown out of hospital "Because it's not a hotel" they told her, but she could barely walk*. She said she needs £12 to stay in the YMCA, and I empty my wallet of coins (and I had no notes) and took her to the cash point to give her a few night's stay. She got my number and we arranged for her to call me on monday at 9 in the evening, I hope she does and that she's alright. She promised to give me the money back, and I said "No, when you get yourself straight, pass it onto someone else who needs it". I probably spent about 30 mins talking with her in general, and I hope she's alright. She called me an angel and I said "Don't worry, the karma points always come in handy" and she laughed and then said "Wow, I haven't laughed in months".
I've scrubbed my entire body 3 times now with anti-bacterial stuff that the guy from boots recomended (there was a boots just around the corner and first thing I did was go down there, I've used 1/4 of those hand-bottle stuff now and sculding hot water from work).... I only shook her hand and she hugged me, so there wasn't much phsyical body contact.
* although she managed to run behind someone using their ticket like a fucking speed deamon, no one noticed.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:56,
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For those of you less than au fait with 'creepers' etc., why not tell us all what you are doing with your weekend?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:25,
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2 In a rowI'm having a halloween party next weekend, what's the best costume you can think of.
I'm currently thinking of going as a creeper from Minecraft. If you know what that is, you'll agree it's a good costume, but most people wont... so I don't know.
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Emergency news linkwww.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15373071
So the earth is actually warming or is it? Lets see how many of you people are climate change deniers now?
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what was the FIRST biscuit you ever had?when you FIRST get out of bed how long before you have your FIRST biscuit of the day?
when did you FIRST like a biscuit?
what was the FIRST biscuit ever invented?
how fat were you at FIRST?
when FIRST who ham BISCUIT FIRST?
|FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST...
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GOOOD MORNING B3TANew phone should come today, OH BOY, oh boy, it's a friday too.
Let's have some one liners from songs that you like, here are a few.
- They say I'm up and coming like I'm fucking in an elivator.
- You see a mouse trap, I see free cheese and a fucking challange.
- I bought the hearbreak hotel, on my own, no investors. I closed it down and opened up the "Fuck you, get over it" bed a breakfast.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:24,
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