Morning all
Are you still in bed getting your daily wank out of the way?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 8:17, 173 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Big pimpin'
b3ta.com/board/10656034
What makes you a motherfucking pimp?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:07, 28 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Check the calendar kids.
And post your complaints here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:18, 82 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

For Monty.



Evening!
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:50, 27 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'ver nothing of interest to say, as per usual.
However that thread is deceased.

Sooooooo........

An extra 160000 jobs would have been available for British workers over five years if no migrants from outside the EU had come to the UK, the government's immigration advisers have said.

It's official: they come over here and steal our jobs. I fucking TOLD you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:57, 82 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Exciting JeffSTOCK news
Coming to a calendar near you soon.( Well, when I get home from work)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:56, 18 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Breasts
My cousin is on facebook saying how scared and angry she is, waiting to see if the clinic that did her false boobs will replace them free of charge.
She said it is scarier than the time she gave herself skin cancer from going on sunbeds.

Discuss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:57, 257 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So I was just listening to Radio 4 because I'm cultured and intelligent.
They were talking about the Tax system, Tax evasion and Tax avoidance.

One of the interesting points made early on was for a flat tax rate the first £12,000 of income should be totally tax free everything else taxed at 25% no matter what you earn.

Thoughts opinions? I think it's a good idea. Never going to happen though.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:00, 164 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

women in business
i have to go to a lecture on this shortly. to promote getting more women into business, and into higher roles in those businesses. is this a good thing? or is it just reverse discrimination?

alt: we get a sandwich lunch. which i can't eat. but i can look at them and imagine you lot eating them. what is the best sandwich filling ever? houmous and falafel with cheese and sour cream in a wrap ftw...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:50, 134 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

MASSIVE DRUGS
Should alcohol and fags be illegal as the harm they do is as bad or worse than many imprisonable drugges? Or are they so entrenched in our culture that society would break down, and widespread illegal bootlegging/drinking dens simply spring up everywhere?

Or should they all be legal to smash the links with crime and raise valuable tax revenue? OR does that send the wrong message to the (let's face it) generally fucking retarded public, who would simply binge themselves to death?

Alt: want to come to my house for a bath?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:29, 167 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's early. I wasn't drinking last night, but these dark mornings are making it hard to wake up
What strange things do you eat for breakfast? I can't abide fruit at breakfast time, it feels wrong, however when abroad I'll happily have bruscetta.

Alt: Ed miliband, what a useless cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:34, 281 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's late. I've been Drinking. I'm on Youtube having a Prince Marathon.
Is it time for Purple Rain yet?
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:45, 12 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Threadstomp.
Jeff has CIV.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:07, 30 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Monty's got a FB Profile
https://www.facebook.com/Monty.boyce

I've had a good first day back at work, but it's time to go now, L8erz.

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OH MAN, I forgot, 'cus I'm on the overground going home, I can GENERIC EVENING THREAD this and be on a mother fucking train on b3ta. OH BOY.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:27, 206 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Most frustrating thing about your day
Traffic/travel to and from work? Colleagues? Customers?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:55, 176 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Just wondering
If there was any appetite for drinks in Bristol in April?

Alt. If not, when?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:34, 218 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I just heard on the radio that government advice on drinking is now to have two dry days per week
More info here: www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16443240
Can you do it offtopic? Can you go two whole days? (scarpe, I know you can do over 600)
Personally I don't fancy it.
The government spokesperson suggested that if you are drinking to relieve stress then you are "on a slippery slope", I say that just because you are on a slippery slope doesn't mean you will necessarily slide down on your arse.
Opinions please.

Alt: I dunno, something about cheese.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:39, 127 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

G-g-g-g-g'breaker. Guten morgen.
I had an amazing weekend, thanks for asking. I don't care about yours so shut up about it, OK? Seriously, no-one cares.

In this morning's paper I saw an advertisement for 'BEAR GRYLLS LIVE' at the Hammersmith Apollo. Eh? What's he going to do, survive in a concert venue for an hour? Or give a fucking lecture about 'survival'? If it's the former, fuck off Bear, I could do that (and in fact have done on hundreds of occasions), if it's the latter, who'd pay God knows how many pounds to go and see a slideshow'n'talk by some bent squaddie who has been proven to be a dirty lying cheater? What's going on, eh?

I'm being treated to a slap-up meal this evening featuring a main dish that is £44, which seems rather a lot. What's the most expensive thing you've ordered in a restaurant (apart from booze) and was it worth it?

Alt: Want to see some puppies?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 8:24, 188 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

G'LateonSundaynight.
This'll die a death.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 23:26, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

G'Evening

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 21:22, 49 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

G'day
I'm at work on my day off.
What Sunday funday shit have you lot been up to?
(nolongernuts, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:04, 77 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

g'afternoon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 14:43, 55 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

g'morn

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 9:44, 39 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The last thread is quite big
Anyone still around?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 22:57, 29 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Come on own up.
Who had penis for dinner?



I didn't.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 13:32, 258 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Generic Friday Evening Thread.
How was your day? Got a nice evening? got a nice Dinner? anything to drink? anything nice on telly? OH GOD SOMEONE IM SO LOANLY, haha, only kidding, I have loads of retail purchases that replaces a need for human contact.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:26, 73 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Childish Slang
Guff. Having it Off. Getting off. Duffing someone up.

What slang terms from your childhood do you want to bring back?

Also, hello you Bum Gardeners. What's happening?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:38, 172 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Bored of your moaning now.
So what hobbies have you lot got?

What hobbies do you think other members have but wont admit on here?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:50, 146 replies, latest was 14 years ago)