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I have a feeling this picture thing is only going to get worse.
( , Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:58, 33 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So my head is falling off and Ape is puking like Marc Almond after a heavy night on the cock. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
( , Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:36, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I like tits.
( , Tue 26 Mar 2013, 13:58, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So our new menu launches today, I'm really happy with it, some great stuff. What part of your job are you proud of?
Alt; any weird stuff you have to do at work?
Altalt: custard or cream?
( , Tue 26 Mar 2013, 13:20, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

have done this animation.
www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/interactive/2013/mar/25/drone-attacks-pakistan-visualised
If you get past the powerpointy ness of it it's actually quite impressive.
However am I the only one who thinks this shows that drone strikes are sort of working, and are at least getting better?
What's your opinion on the morality of drone strikes, is the death of 47 high profile terrorists worth the accidental death of 175 children?
( , Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:47, 98 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've deleted the image before any one else complains about pictures.
( , Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:36, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Which band would you like to see live who it is impossible to see live due to deaths and sulks and shit?
Alt: If you got an email at work about a lottery syndicate would you pay their ransom? They'd likely not win but could you take that chance?
AltAlt: I went to Hammersmith and saw teh Quo and they were fucking ace. |I didn't know you could still get patches. Do you have a demin jacket resplendent with patches? If not, why not?
( , Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:42, 197 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so Foxy Knoxy's going on trial again, who would you put on trial for something they obviously didn't do?
alt: sexiest murderess?
( , Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:18, 89 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

'London's property has risen by 15% - or £140bn since the financial crisis began. That increase - just the increase - is more than the total value of all residential property in the north east of England.
London's top ten boroughs alone are worth more, in real estate terms, than all the property of Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland, added together.
LOL
( , Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:12, 186 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Following on from yesterday's CDCgate, what content/ images do you consider to be SFW?
Alt: I have changed the details on my wireless router to read 'Operation Yewtree Surveillance Unit 6'. What would you change yours to?
AltAlt: When did your mum last have a wash? I can smell her gusset from Poland.
* © Baron Samedi
( , Tue 26 Mar 2013, 7:15, 141 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How's your evening panning out? I'm trudging through end of financial year paperwork at work. I'm having a beer too, and I can't decide if it's helping.
What you up to? other than shouting at b3th and looking at naked frisbee players of course?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:01, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Gonzo, as an unlucky dyslexic publican, has never been able to open a bra
Tell me some Internet Facts.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:31, 134 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:07, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Just nipped to the bank to deposit a sizable amount of cash, and Barclays now have these creepy greeter people. The dude was all like "can i help you sir" and I said, well, I'd quite like to go upstairs and deposit some cash, I don't want to do it down here in the public area, as being seen with this much cash is never a good idea. Especially as I regularly take a lot of cash from work to a different bank, and you can easily become a target.
And he sort of looked me up and down (not one the bar today, so i am admittedly a bit scruffy) and sort of snorted "Can't be that much cash can it sir?"
He eventually apologised after i had a go at him, and was very helpful when he discovered how much there was.
When have you been treated like scum by some jumped up greeter or doorman or wanker member of the customer service industry?
Alt: I had to write S.M.A.R.T goals this morning, that was a bit shit. And totally pointless, what pointless tasks does your job ask of you?
AltAlt: Buses are smelly fucking tramp wagons aren't they?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:54, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What other wanky things does he do?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:18, 30 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

For many reasons but the one that I could recall was: "sexytime is now no longer restricted to married life".
So in true keeping with internet-chatting: Misogyny makes us better businessfolk or something.
Discuss.
Alt: Has anybody got anything to snack on? I'm hungry again :(
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:13, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My new boss is in the office today. He's a gay. Middle management here I come! Ever used sex as a weapon? Ever flirted your way to the top? Ever HAD sex? Be honest.
Alt: Which b3tan would you most like to be your boss? Or your employee?
AltAlt: Boris Johnson eh, WORRALEGEND, hahahahahahahahahahaha
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:59, 191 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

tell me about your snack genius
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:25, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Edit: I have been told I need to ask a question. So, will the government efforts to reduce immigration work?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:55, 198 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So some newish website has crashed already
metro.co.uk/2013/03/25/buzzfeed-uk-has-arrived-bring-on-the-cats-corgis-and-more-cats-3556362/
What have you broken lately*?
Alt: Has any one has any fun getting to work today*? I watched this Muppet Car skid into a brick wall this morning, boy racer prick
Alt: I have left over Roast Chicken and peri-peri sauce to snack on till dinner, what are you going to snack on till lunch*?
* Awaits YM comments
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 8:46, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
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