What a load of old shit.
I come to the end of my debt management programme next month, giving me £250 a month extra to play with, AND one of my debtors (?) owes ME money.

What good news have you had recently, financial or otherwise.

alt. With the Autumnal nights creeping in and rising energy bills, how do you keep warm on an evening?

altalt. Best soup.
I'm saying Mulligatawny.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 17:03, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Has anyone filled in a UCAS personal statement? Any pointers?
Alt, what haven't you done for a long time?
Altalt, what have you never done and would like to try?
YMs answers not wanted please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:40, 284 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

New Year.
Contrived? Waste of time to celebrate it? Love it?

How will you spend it?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:49, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Christmas
It is looming up like YM over my helmet. What preparations are you doing/have you done? What is Christmas like in your house?

Alt:
Best present/Worst present
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:30, 261 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So how did the storm affect yew?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24723028
Badly, slightly or not at all? It rained quite a bit here, but it's fucking Manchester in October, what do yew expect?
Alt, are yew a gossip? Enjoy talking about others and hearing about what others have been up to? I'm not too keen on that frogface I have to say. Him and his trains.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 7:49, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How do you avoid boredom?
Apart from my mother, booze, food, 'film', larping, TV, blogging, music, massive drugs etc.


( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:19, 66 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

We're having a lecture in the juicer tonight, on Marx and Engels.
Apparently they used to drink in here and wrote the Communist Manifesto here. Despite the pub not opening till the 1860s and the book being published in 1848. Never let truth get in the way of a story mind.
When did you last lie to others?
Alt, when did you last lie to yourself?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 17:17, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

oh hey here's a new thread
Where is the best hiding place? (points lost for 'ym')

alt: If you were a food which one would you be and why?

altalt: what's your favourite letter of the alphabet

altaltalt: chumps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:44, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you have any phobias? Know anyone who does?
I'm doing a section on them for the juicer quiz tonight. There's some mad ones out there.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaetophobia
sounds a good one.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:42, 148 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Man alive either the winds are making it hard to get any purchase or you lot are a bunch of fucken cunts
what say you? no YOU fuck off

alt: popular forum poster jeffthedogfucker raises an interesting point, how come youre not as popular as him? whats holding you back from acheieving your potential of being as popular as jeffthedogfuckerposter? what can you do to improve yourself?

altalt: name one thing you like that can in no way get you all fucken derided and pointed at on the internet. go on i fucken dare you, i fucken donkey double dare you. or just talk about how fucken wealthy you are see if i fucken care
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:24, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Parental threats
Did your parents ever make threats when you were a kid eg washing mouth out with soap, and did they ever carry them out?


Alt: What are your favorite bands?
(Stibbins, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:31, 213 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Roll call.
Anyone died in the storm?

I didn't notice it, but according to the local news it was apocalyptic.

Alt: lou reed eh? I always like the Velvet Underground, but not a fan of his solo gear. Did you like him?

Altalt: favourite animal.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:03, 199 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Lou Reed has died.
Good show mate.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:29, 54 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Have they properly looked into whether they ATE Maddie?
Ninja.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:15, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning Quenders and Quenderesses
So! Are we battening down the hatches in readiness for the apocalyptic storm that will be sweeping the country later? Or, like me, are you a bit 'meh' at the whole thing? Are these warnings yet another attempted atonement by the Met office for the fuckup in '87?

Alt: Opera? Elitist wank or just expensive over-hyped toss for the upper classes?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 8:44, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

eveming

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:07, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So who else is a shut in tonight and what is your excuse?
My excuse is micro is asleep upstairs.

What excuses do you use regularly & why?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 19:52, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning B3TA people who aren't doing real things. I' ve a job on today
I want togo back to bed. Meh. Perhaps coffee will help. When did a drug last help you?
Alt, holiday ideas please. I have spare time and dosh, looking to go early.December. YM's cavern is not an option
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 8:40, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Louis CK
Yes or No?

Massive fucking NO from me. Stand up is shit and he misses the point about his own fucking comedy. How is that possible?

Unless you are baldmonkey.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 22:12, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I like cider in my tummy
I like my willy in your mummy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:26, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dave Gorman?
Yes or no?

Alt : what are you making in your kitchen?
Alt alt : frog is a cunt discuss in 50 words or less and win some cornflakes
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:34, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So Dozer's mum got kicked & punched to death by his dad.
Who would you like to kill?

How would you do so?

Alt: list your childhood traumas that could possibly excuse you being such a prick.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:17, 170 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What knowledge do you have, real or imaginary,
that could be useful to other OTers?
You may be asked questions.

I know a bit about building repairs and all manner of DIY and powertools etc.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:15, 171 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

new thread time
predictable questions about lunch and weekend plans here

alt: for various charity related reasons, our lovely chef here made a fantastic cake - but shaped like a big evil snake hissing out of a barrel. does the way something looks put you off scranning it?

altalt: give me one good reason why you deserve to live.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:24, 271 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

OVERKILL! OVERKILL! of course, I refer not to the excellent Motörhead track, although I have seen them three (3) times....
No, rather I refer to the fact I added alarm number four (4) to my morning routine to ensure I awake in time, instead of being late which has become a bit of a problem recently due to me running myself into the ground. So, some would say that is three (3) too many, and judge it as overkill. When was the last time, or what do you do that could be judged as the same?

Alt: This morning it sounded like rain was seriously lashing down on my seaside property in biblical proportions. The short walk to the train station revealed it to be not nearly as wet and miserable as I had imagined. I had expected to start the day sitting in cold, damp clothes, and i am not! When did things go better than expected for you? (I also recently met some web weirdos, which I was understandably a little wary of, they were a lovely bunch, turns out *I* was the prick! who would have guessed it?)

Altalt: Morning! How are you? You look lovely today, by the way. Is that new?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 6:10, 288 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

per

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:29, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

sup

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:24, 47 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm on my way to a party, what are you losers doing?
Why is it so hot on the trains? I blame forrins
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:05, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)