That thread was a bit rubbish.
What else is rubbish today? My predictive text is a bit rubbish. It comes up with swearies.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 9:32, 44 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fucking hell I've had a nasty attack of IBS overnight.
My arse feels like a Pakistani rent boy's bum after a chance meeting with Boyce. What's reminded you of Those No Longer With Us?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:11, 38 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Any ideas for a vegi Christmas dinner?
When I was vegi, it used to be nut roast, or lentil roast, I'd like to do something a bit different for some friends, and don't want to trawl the usual sites. I thought with the food obsessed ones who haunt here, someone may have a half decent idea. Nothing containing bacon please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 18:59, 52 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 12:41, 8 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oh, hello there! Quiet innit?
Who's putting up Christmas decorations? Losers. I have a black pop up xmas tree that I'm not putting up this year, fuck it, ya get me bruv?
YEAH.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 11:31, 20 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

chinky birds' fannies open up sideways

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 22:19, 13 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Sound off like you've got a pair
I don't know but I've been told
Al's fat head is mighty bald
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:35, 184 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
yeeeeaaahhh hahahahaha

haha

haha

yeah

hahahahahahahaha
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 10:11, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm getting a haircut
What are you getting?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 8:58, 26 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I was in boy band 5ive
Which 90's boy band were you in. Who did you shag out of a 90's girl band?
( Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:31, 106 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Great news!!
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2515485/Dappy-hospitalized-kicked-face-horse.html

I don't endorse the Daily Heil but had to see if they were being racist about the horses colour.
Who do you want to get kicked in the face by a horse and why?

alt. Best/Worst ways to die.

altalt. What are you all doing? Not posting on here, that's for sure!!!

Get fucked.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:54, 122 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

dentist says... perfect teeth despite filthy diet coke and fruit juice habit
my obsession with drinking through a straw is right again. when were you last proven right?

alt: gj's description of "Z clicks" made me laugh. what names make you lol??

altalt what lunch do you have for the weekend???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:10, 73 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning all
I am about to embark on a four-day weekend which will involve a certain amount of shopping, some outdoor DIY and a modicum* of drinking. How's your lives going as you work today and I don't?**
Alt: When you have a cold, do you drag yourself into work, coughing and spluttering over your colleagues like a latter-day Typhoid Mary, infecting all and sundry with your germs? Or, do you do the responsible thing and stay home until you're no longer a leprous snot machine?
Altalt: If a colleague does come in to work with a cold, should you be allowed to punch the selfish cunt in the throat?

*A shitoad. Cue the 'I'd drink heavily etc....' brigade
**HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 7:59, 122 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Look everyone it's a new thread! Right here in your internet!
Question for the pedants: WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELVES?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:08, 202 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Favourite quotes?
I like "worrying is like sitting on a rocking horse. It gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere"

Share your pearl necklaces of wisdom with the rest of the group.

alt. favourite snack to nibble on of an evening.

altalt. Do you think folk on here drink too much? Do we need an intervention?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:59, 97 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hollydays
Mrs Cow has just decided we are going on holiday at Easter. Tell me tales of your greatest/worst holiday experiences please, my internet chums
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:33, 144 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Where the hell is everyone?
Alt: There's a guy here who smells. And he keeps coming to talk to me while I'm eating.
Is there a more diplomatic way to tell him to fuck off?
Tell us something about the shortcomings of your colleagues, or your lunch or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:53, 236 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

IT'S ONLY A FACKING LUNCH THREAD!
I have a Burmese chicken curry. Not sure what makes it Burmese. What are you stuffing into your gormless Northern face, you fat shit?

Alt: What's your favorite Red Dwarf quote, smee hee?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:52, 19 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

haha yeah
yeah hahahahahahahaa

haha

yeah
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:50, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I went to the dentist and on the form where it says "How many units of alcohol a week do you drink?"
I told the truth. My Dentist told me off and told me I was going to get mouth cancer or something. I was shocked when I worked it out.

What last shocked you?

ONLY KIDDING IT'S 392 SLEEPS UNTIL XMAS 2014!
( Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:10, 124 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

27 more snoozlepips till chrimbodollydrops!!!!
I'd better get on my camel! LOL'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:55, 24 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yeah!
So, yeah, erm, as this year is drawing to an end, my life has had quite a few positives to cheer me the fuck up, including a pay rise and a tax rebate AND MUCH NOTHING ELSE OF CONSEQUENCE. How has your life improved this year?
Alt: What's has gone wrong for you, you miserable moaning bastard? I expect you deserved it anyway.
Altalt: Favourite Gladiator. I'm saying Jet.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:37, 201 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I think Frank has gone
There's an awful disease you can catch off parrots. It has lots of p's and s's in it. The fact that I can't spell it makes it worse.

Spell it.

Edit - terrible parrot disease. It's more challenging than "wot did u hv 4 ur T?"
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:31, 96 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
hahahahaha

yeah

hahahaha
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 18:10, 21 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

They see me trollin', They hatin'
Regale us evening thread miseries with your successful trolling attempts to either celebrities or members on here. Link a brother up with some good reading.

alt. Wednesday evening plans. With a detailed account of food.

altalt. Something else.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 17:14, 41 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

SHIT or HIT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:16, 92 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

If any of you fancy lunch on the 15th
Stunned has suggested www.thefellow.co.uk as a venue.

Get your objections in now!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:30, 189 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Work woes
Mrs Cow is being OFSTEDed as I speak. What realistically is the worst thing that could happen to you at work? Or the best?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:24, 139 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The man across from me just used the phrase 'The biggest semi you can imagine'
It measured 2.8 on the trainlol scale.

What's made you lol this morning?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 8:47, 140 replies, latest was 11 years ago)