Qotw is here \0/
A real fucking humdinger it is too.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:42, 103 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Nigel Farage really is a parody of himself.
and I quoteth from the Beeb (paedos)
"What I said was that I do believe there should be a presumption for British employers in favour of them employing British people as opposed to somebody from Poland. That is exactly what I said," he added.

This is still racist right?
They'll be favouring women next!!

You in for an exciting Thursday?! Im not.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:07, 29 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Fuck McBeef, he'll probably delete that anyway. Terry Pratchet is dead.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:21, 148 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

New thread time? Yeah why not, something news related, yeah?
What does the class think about Monty's mate from the Treworgey days having to stump up for his lazy ex-wife?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-31849493

Alt: Have you ever punched or been punched by a colleague?
Tell us stories of how you meted out some rough justice or summat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:02, 169 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What's the pay like for a QOTW mod, anyway? And does the job involve gaz hacking?
alt: Cereal is for children and anything with 'bran' in the name will give you the shits.
altalt: Diana Ross or Madonna?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 7:45, 131 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Beer, cider, shots of Patron, shots of tequila, weed, charlie, wine, wanking.
Job requirements for the new modding career?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 21:19, 30 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Not too many questions kicking about so I thought I'd pose some
Were you ever in a gang? Not necessarily in a 'crips and bloods' kinda way (or whatever the Middle England version is). Maybe you went about scrumping for apples and having 'catty' and 'spudgun' fights with the gang from two streets down.

Alt: Best Mothers/Fathers day gift you've ever given/received?
Altalt: What's the hourly rate for mods round here anyway? (just asking for a friend)
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:09, 102 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

We could do with a new Question Of The Week person (or two)
to set questions and to moderate it. If that could be you say hello at robmanuel at gmail dot com
( rob, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:26, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

QOTW Refugee thread.
Anyone looking for this weeks new question post in here saying hello and whos writing you respect on /qotw and how sad you are that there isn't a new question.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 15:06, 41 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

PMQs is Just starting HURRAH

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 12:02, 138 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Juicer time
Alt: Favourite cheesy and ridiculous sci-fi classic?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 18:01, 98 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

sally nugent y/n
Alt: best way for DBT to kill his family
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:53, 175 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

LOL
Pound pubs exist? What could possibly go wrong?
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/stabbed-penis-wigan-pub-row-8809684
THIS apparently.
What's the worst that's happened to you on a night out?

alt. What's been your worst job(bie)?
I can't say Ive had a bad one. Even when I worked in retail.
I did unwittingly sleep with the manager of one place the day before an interview. still got the job though. Then left when he kept harrassing me in the stock room.

altalt. anecdotes eh?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:02, 176 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So this is OT. Is it
handy for the shops?
What are the schools like?
When do the refuse men collect?
Are there any local paedos I should be aware of?
Is there a swingers club in the vicinity?
When do the local DIY vivisection society meet?
What's the local attitude towards Peeping Toms?
Erm, think that's it...
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:13, 95 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Lunch thread.
You'll never guess what I'm having in a million years.

What are you having?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:40, 39 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What did you learn at an embarassingly late age?
I just saw this on that "I have read it" site: "I didn't realize you were supposed to chew sunflower seeds to get the seed inside... I thought you just ate the black seeds whole..."

And I am agog. Is that what you're supposed to do? Or do we get them de-shelled over here?

Care to admit to anything you didn't know until far later than you should have?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:12, 158 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

If I've read this board right, the done thing would be to post something about myself, then ask a question of everyone else, related to what I've just posted.
Then, to avoid upsetting the crybabies that frequent this board, I should ask a lowest common denominator question, probably about food.
Am I doing this right?

Alt: something about food, I suppose. Are you eating right now? It's probably rude to talk with your mouth full of cake.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:46, 71 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 7:47, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

SMELLY CUNTS

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 23:10, 17 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

ARSEHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:00, 82 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Do you say clematis or clematis?
I saw one of those quirky-earnest New York singer songwriters the other night by accident. And somebody had a dog that smelled. Who brings a smelly dog to a gig?

etc etc terrible bullying of somebody etc etc
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:50, 108 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hi pricks and fannies!
How we all doing? Happy Monday?
I had a successful date at the weekend and tried bison grass vodka. what did you have?

alt. last film you saw at the cinema and rate it please.
I saw It Follows and it was a genuinely creepy film. 9 popcorns out of 10

altalt. who would be the bread in your celebrity sandwich?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:14, 205 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You seem quiet this morning, is there something on your mind?
Alt: It's so funny how we don't talk any more.
But I ain't losing sleep and I ain't counting sheep.
Harry Webb is a funny old stick, ain't he?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:33, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)