Bit serious down there it's Friday FFS

I am eating dome salsa toasted almonds, the are lully. But tell me about your snack genius, monster munch and salad cream sandwich anyone?

Alt: What's the weirdest thiing that's been in your mouth?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:35, 158 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sainsburys Cheese biscuits
Conveniently located in the next aisle to the beer/wine. They are slightly addictive in a crack mixed with crystal meth kind of way
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

your mum's distended clit

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

How did it taste?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Like your cock
Darth told me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Bacon crisps and brown sauce sandwich.
Ideal for drunks.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

crisp sandwich FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

McCoys beef and white bread, NOM

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

WIN!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

fucking hell
what is the matter with you people? TEXTUREWRONG. crispy hard crisps do not go with soft chewy bread!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

swipefail

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

You squash them loads and then they're manageable little crunchy bites inside a fluffy pillow of bread and butterness

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

This^
EDIT:

You are taking the "safe" option with butter. I go in raw!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Butter is a must

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

MarlonBrandolols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

you're all wrong
crisps do not live in sandwiches.

urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

You are a shit Northerner

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

She probably doesn't like
beef dripping sandwiches, ferrets, whippets or flat caps either. She's a lipstick Northerner.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I've never even encountered Beef dripping...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1107240
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I'm young, what can I say?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Well then you need to get to a local supermarket
get a few of these beauties, melt them in a big pan and use them to fry your own chips.

Then you'll know what I'm on about!
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

THATS THE POINT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Fucking hell, you missed the apostrophe in that's
*calculates minimum safe distance*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I thought that was the point, oh I don't understand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Damn pesky kids
*shakes fist in cantankerous manner*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

haha
this was mean AND witty.

well done.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Let's get this out of the way early
Cock

Strikethrough that, you bastards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Striketh that, you b tard
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I take it back
^THIS is the STOTD
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Most complicated STOTD
that is for sure
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

cock Julian Clarey's nutsack
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Yours is much better

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

No it isn't
Yours took some working out but was really very good when I eventually got there. Click
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

It was a bit random though!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Give yourself some credit
No-one else round here will

apart from me, it seems
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Let's get this out of the way early
Cock

Strikethrough that, you bastards

Hello I'm Martin 32 from dunstable, I'm a tranny covertion analist.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

*yawn*
I am intrigued as to what "covertion" is though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

On my OK Cupid thing, I reguarly get trannies popping up.
=S
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

And Girl Who Actually Replied To Me hasn't replied since I replied to her first reply and now I think the whole world hates me.
Except people at work, on account of me making them lemon tart things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Bitches aint shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

fo shizzle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)

+burns Port, as once you've had Romariz 1944 Colheita then that supermarket muck offends the senses.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I like this
Unusual take there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

POTD
Click
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

fuck that
the original beefy monster munch dipped in pesto-topped houmous. who needs to be pregnant?

alt: my fist
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

You do, if Freud is to be believed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

oh god
and give up my vodka swilling, champagne snorting, high heel wearing ways?

i. think. not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

He said your mouth, not your vagina
Obvious joke is obvious.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

hmmmmmmmm i've never been fisted. it simply wouldn't fit.
i have, however,been fingered by someone who made it feel like being fisted by a dinosaur.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Did you wake up with a Megasourass?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

This deserves either a round of applause or a LTI
I'm not sure which one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

LTI is my guess.
It usually is.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

It did raise a grin though
Yellow card to Mr TheDogFucker
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Woo!
A booking.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

It is your last warning son

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

In response to your post in the last thread
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1107036
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I realise neither system is perfect, but Al sqaid that there are NO advantages to FPTP
and there clearly are, this doesn't mean it's the best system though.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

But all the "advantages" you say you've pointed there
are not actually advantages as they are either wrong, or equally applicable to AV.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Well we could argue on the disadvantages if you like, but I got bored, hence why i left that thread...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

The whole point of having a referendum
is that you have two choices, the AV system isn't a perfect voting system, no voting system ever really is, but it's better than FPTP and nobody arguing to keep FPTP has come up with a single positive reason why you should vote for FPTP, only negative attacks on AV, of which all the ones I have seen have either been lies or incorrect.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Bored of this...really I was just playing Devils Advocat, I can see adv and disadv of both
unlees AV is trialled we won't know the actual consequences of the system, a referendum I think will favour FPTP and so the whole argument is moot.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I genuinely cannot see an advantage of FPTP over AV
if you can see one please do tell me.

Also, saying "it's probably going to go this way so there's no point in arguing" kind of defeats the point of any sort of debate doesn't it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Well yes, but i can't bothered to carry on with this so...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Alt: A fly
*shudders*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Bluebottle?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Oh no, just a lil' fly
I'd have topped myself if it had been a bluebottle
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

extra protein

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

It was a Scottish fly as well.
A Scottish kamikaze fly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

McFly
You have had an entire band in there!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

*bwaaaaaawk*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

One at a time I hope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Ayaaah, my lughole

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Shreddie butties
I was having bread and butter, and decided a bowl of shreddies would be good too. As I poured the shreddies into the bowl, a few missed and landed on the bread (already buttered) so I thought why not. A very odd texture with the dry hardness of the shreddies and the coldness of the butter, but worked surprisingly well
(TaZ44, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Fuck off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Oh man, I'm such a silly saussage, I preordered the Nintendo 3DS, Super Street Fighter 3D and Pilot Wings 3D and a card so I can pirate the normal DS games.
I really want the Layton and Zelda games.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

the latest Layton game didn't work on my AceKard
so I had to (get mr b3th to) buy the real version.

I recently upgraded to a DS XL, but if I'd waited till next month, I bet the price would have been a lot less.

Damn me and my gadget impatience.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Ahh, I heard that some games don't work on them, have you got the latest firmware for the acekard? That was the one I went for.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I have the AceKard 2
and I just couldn't get about a dozen of the latest releases to work. Some of them would start and then crash (Rooms) and others just wouldn't boot up at all. I keep looking at the firmware, but it never seems to include the updates I need.

All the best classic games will work on the AK2 though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I got the "AceKard2i" one with an 8gb card.
I'm not bothered by new games really, that's the good thing about not keeping up to date with console games, you can play the old ones cheaply and still have that 'new' experiance. I did have the origional DS with a cheat-cart but I haven't played it in like 4 years, the games (or apps, whatever) I'm looking forwards to are.

- The cooking book ones, like Jamie Oliver.
- The zelda ones (can you get classic zelda games on that shop thing they have?)
- New Super Mario Bros
- The leyton games
- anything along the lines of the leyton games.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

been out with the dog, missed that last post, back now
The first two Layton games worked with my card, as did the last Zelda. I forget what that was called, but it was the one with two separate games on it.

I would heartily recommend Advance Wars Dual Screen (or whatever the latest Advance Wars game was called). That is a bloody cracking game.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I once drank liquid LSD from the bottle. That ended up pretty weird.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I blame NICK CLEGG AND HIS CRONIES

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

He's letting HITLER in through the back door.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Is that a euphamism?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

No Nick Clegg is LITERALLY opening your back door
and dragging the charred remains of Hitler into your kitchen.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF HE ACTUALLY DID.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Hitler never charged teenageers £9000 a year
to get stoned, drink on weekdays and grow dodgy beards!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

\YEAH/

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

And he paid their gas bill.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

\YEAH/

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Did you know that the song Lucy in the Sky with Dimonds is about LSD?* and that YOP drink stands for "Yogoslavian Opiat Party" ?
* Yeah', everyone knows this one, i'm just setting it up for the joke.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

i just got a spam email
containing the following random words:

around cheese wheel around short order cook, comely: slyly secretly snooty, daydreams toward. wisely. swamps greasy;

there is actually something slightly hypnotic about it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Buy grain derivatives NOW!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

*steals credit card details*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

That's what they want you to think Swipey
they lull you with words so you click on the link and use your bank account to hold their $12,700,548.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

their $ your £
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

This is a fairly common code
It's a method of IP encoding and tracking based on character repetition. I'll run a script over it to see what it comes back with.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Really?
I didn't know that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Yeah
It records the websites you have open in tabs at the time of opening emails.
Seems Swipey's been viewing an interesting site!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

tell us more!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

'NakedBoyces.co.uk'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

WARNING - widescreen monitor needed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

You wish
I won't say what on here, i've gazzed her about it. I just hope she wasn't on a work computer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Wow thanks for gazzing me it too: shocking stuff, I agree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Wtf dude?
Some discretion, please?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

But the horse looks so pleased with himself!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Seriously?
I didn't get that far, had to close the page.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

close the page wank like a chimp
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I feel really sick now.
I didn't even know that kind of thing really went on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I need a new job...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I know
www.pornohorsesolicitors.com is such a niche market
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Shit! Sorry.
Especially is it looks like this could go ALL THE WAY TO CITY HALL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY
NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

But what purpose does it serve?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

It's a way for NICK CLEGG to steal your children's future.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Check out Red Ed up here ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I challenged myself not to come on here today to see if I could do it.
:(

I'm even addicted to the fucking internet, it seems.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Stop snorting it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I've got pixels all round my nose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

At least it's pretty cheap though, eh?

(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Hahaha!
This amuses me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Ham, salad cream and cheesey doritos is pretty damn good
Or sausages, grilled with cheese, on white bread, with ketchup.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Ugh, You northerners... *shakes head*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

*high fives*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

There's nothing wrong
with a cheesy sausage.

Or at least that what Bella said to him.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

She actively prefers a helmet with a stench to it, I heard.
Lucky for AA, as his had still had some of Neil Buchanan’s shit on it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Musty

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

t k
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Don't knock them til you try them

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Salad cream is for commoners

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Mayo is for retards
I'd rather be a commoner than a retard
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Please back up your answer with workings

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Do you eat Mayo?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Peanut Butter with Mayo on toast.
It's like cider to a pisshead.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Chimichurri with mature cheddar and biscuits.
Sounds like it shouldn't really work, but ... it does. Not 'arf.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I’d even eat Darth Foxtrot’s penis if it had chimichurri on it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I'm guessing this post will be referred to for some time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Don't call it a post, you'll just encourage him.
Oh.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I'm a huge fan of Armin Miewes, what can I say?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Anything you want
Your mouth wouldn't be full
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Quite a rare dish, that one, though.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Cock au vin?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Sour Kraut

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I don't do wierd food combinations.
Ask me somthing else.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

has your new blouse arrived?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I bought it in the shop yesterday.
It makes me look fabulous.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Picture?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

No, a blouse. Learn to fucking read.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

zing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)

There you go petal.
www.dorothyperkins.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33053&storeId=12552&productId=2148413&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=208745&parent_categoryId=208610&sort_field=Relevance&pageSize=20&refinements=category~
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

You're getting in to character rather too convincingly here, I feel.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

It's amazing isn't it
In fact just now I was having a furious wank over Lampito's tits.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

What, a combo LPW?
Careful now. That's nearly multitasking. People will think you're a middle-aged lesbian or something.

Oh.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)

you can't beat
good old fishfingers for a truly nommy sarnie, With Heinz tomato ketchup. Or Dairylea, Sandwich spread and quavers or wotsits.

ALT: I promised not to tell.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Chocolate digestive biscuits with a slice of cheddar cheese on top

Poor man's cheesecake ftw.
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)