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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck's sakeShall we have a grown-up thread then?
Talk about jobs, or mortgages, or pensions, or something.
EDIT: Apparently Wednesday is depressing, because it's the furthest you can get away from a weekend. What cheers you up on a Wednesday?
Alt: poobumwank
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:41,
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latest was 14 years ago)
I don't have a job, mortgage or pensionPermission to continue being childish?
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Actually, apart from being self-employed, I don't have any of those things either.Shall we go and play on the swings?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:44,
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I have all three of those thingsthey are very boring to talk about
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:44,
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OK thenJob = shit
Mortgage = another 13 years of skint
Pension = will never see as will die before eligible
Alt:
Agreed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:44,
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I don't have a mortgage or pension.I do have a job though, and I totally just wrote my first CV this morning. I have decided I want to move, and moving costs money (so I'm told).
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My CV is about 13 years out of dateI feel this may hinder me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:46,
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If mine was 13 years out of date, it would read:Skills: Climbing trees, reading at the level of a 15 year old, skipping.
I feel I would struggle to make that into two pages.
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LOL AND UR 33 YEARS OLD NOW ! LOLOLOLOLO....etc.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:48,
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Pfft, don't be silly Gonz, I'll never be 33.That would make me OLD. I don't want to be old.
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*checks calendar"Fuck, I'll be OLD in five months. Sure sneaks up on ya
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I am embarrased to note that it has taken me 35 minutesto award this a dismal 3/10. No imagination whatsoever.
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hold onwhat age and what date?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:57,
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I'll be 33..3 years ago *sob*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:10,
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And you can't use the "you're as old as the woman you feel" excuseI assume
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I KNEW it!Only because judging by the adorable FB pics of Liam's birth Mrs Cow's daughter must be in her late teens...
Is this creepy? It's creepy, isn't it
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She is 21 now so she will have JUST been a teenager(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:27,
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you old bastard(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:12,
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Surely you knew how old I was?Everyone knows. Along with my real name, location and the job title I was somewhat erroneously given by the BBC in December.
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yeah, my short term memory isn't what it once something(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:26,
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ha, you wish old man(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:43,
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I actually don'tbut only because if I was as immature as I was at 27 now Ms Foxtrot is 29 I'd last about two fucking seconds
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Stone?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:24,
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he's way beyond that(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:25,
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Being old is great, you know all those conversations you have in your head when you're young that end up causing you not to say anything, like...Loud: "Hay Bella, you fancy going to McDonalds for a burger?"
Inside head "Nah', I fancy KFC..... but their chicken is nicer and I want chicken.... it's not that much further away.... McDonalds is a bit cheaper, but not as nice, I don't mind spending the extra quid or two.... I guess the sauces are nicer at McDonalds.... why can't we go different places and meet up in the park to eat it?.... You're really never going to speak to me again if I get KFC instead?..... everyone is laughing behind my back if I go KFC?....."
Outside Head "Yeah', ok then".
.... they go away when your'e older.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:55,
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I am actually looking forward to being old enough to get away with saying exactly what I think about people and it being endearing.(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)
I can't see that happening(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:57,
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It's great, people think you're joking when you chat them up, but eventually someone will take up what you say seriously.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:59,
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you could always just smash up some shops and throw some litter around london?or does one need to be hiding behind a mask for that sort of thing?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:12,
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Miaow! Probably put some of your very wealthy clients (who don't pay tax and squash the small working man) to great inconvenience and expense.
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a lot of my clients are charities and pension fundsif that helps you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:16,
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those bastards(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:16,
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Fucking charitiesThey've got loads of money.
Do charities give money to charity?
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Yeah', everyone who's wealthy doesn't pay tax and they all squash the small man.Fuck off, if you're apart of the anti-capitalists, you're deteriating their point with your gross generalisations, if you're part of the captialists, then you're showing off a great ununderstanding of the anti capitalist point and deteriating their point.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:27,
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Oh, there you are.Just been catching up on your very mature and grown up approach to politics from over the weekend.
For your information, my dear, although you are undoubtedly intelligent enough to go far in your chosen career with your specialist knowledge, before you start slagging me off and suggesting that being heterosexual means I'm not a feminist, you engage your phenomenal brain to realise that you're talking absolute horseshit.
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ssssh little barmaid, just get me that vodka and coke, there's a good girlalthough mine would be a pint of bitter too if my degree had gotten me precisely nowhere in our chosen career.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:28,
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It's the thought that a barmaid can't have a political opinion that got capitalists in that mess in the first place.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:29,
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nah, i've been a barmaid myselfi did it all through uni and all through the college of law. you never hear more politics than when standing behind a bar. unless it's in the back seat of a london black cab, that is!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:36,
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Why do you dislike me quite so much, Swipe?The reason I'm still working in a pub is because I haven't applied for any other jobs yet.
I'm not the bitter one who started having a pop at you for no reason. Fuck knows why you've decided you don't like me. To be honest, I couldn't give two fucks. You're dull, vapid and frankly, very irritating - but I was happy to ignore you.
Now please cunt the fuck off and go kick some poor people with your stupidly expensive shoes, OK darling?
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So, again, no argument other than to insult me.Seriously, I'd like you to explain why:
A) I'm not allowed to be a feminist if I'm heterosexual,
B) What you have against people expressing political opinion, and
C) Why you can't answer anything without resorting to childish insults and pointing out that you earn more than most people.
If the answer to any (or all) of these is "because I don't understand", I'll be happy to explain.
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can you explain to the rest of us:a) why you are so easily baited
b) why you frequently bring politics up on a puerile comedy website
c) shut up
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:42,
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.A) I'm not baited that easily, as shown with the last thread - I object to unprincipled accusations being made about me when I'm not here to defend myself or explain something.
B) I'd like to keep it to the peurile comedy, but people feel the need to constantly bring up the fact that I disagree with the government. I have many other outlets for political discussion, and frankly, I'm bored of justifying my beliefs to people on /OT who couldn't really give a fuck about politics, and just want to be antagonistic.
C) Who are you, David Cameron?
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A) For A) see B)
B) It gets brought up because it goads you into a reaction because you seem to take yourself very seriously.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:48,
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Ask yourself if somebody that ignorantwould be able to instantly home in on precisely the right buttons to wind up an earnest young left-wing political activist.
On a puerile comedy website where everybody baits and goads everybody else.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:52,
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This is the last I'm saying on the matter:Yes, I do believe that Swipe accusing me of not being a feminist because I had a weekend with BB was a statement borne out of ignorance.
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hopefully it's not the last you are listening to on the matterno one belives that all feminists are lesbians. if you think she was serious about that then you aren't as smart as you give yourself credit for.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:59,
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*listens*I'd prefer the patronising insults to be done when I'm around to defend myself though.
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that is at least understandable(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:06,
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pffftyour vanity is so colossal that you would seek them out if they were buried 3 years ago.
as you proved. by saying "i've been catching up on..." why were you looking then??
sorry but like most feminists who don't realise that their time passed in the 1960's and there are many other ways to get on in life these days, you are only bringing women into ill-repute here. the boys have got a MUCH better handle on me than you have, "sister".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:08,
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bahit's not ignorance, it's a different point of view, taken to extremes because it baits you.
You are entitled to your views, so are others, even if you think it is because they are ignorant.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:53,
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Please continue like thisyou are earning my title of 'Baity McBaiterson'.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:50,
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your answer to B defies your answer to Apeople are antagonistic because you are easily baited.
Clearly you have strong views, to which you are entitled, but the way you react, like you have to swipey here, makes you come across as fairly rabid.
I don't want to get too much into this, but you do bring it up, as much as anyone else does, if not more. As evidenced by your throwaway answer to my silly question C)
To put this in context: I'm here because I'm bored and I don't really give a shit what people talk about, as long as it is interesting. I'm trying to help though, by giving my opinion on a couple of things, which might help you chill out a bit.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:51,
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you're like Gandhi on here innit.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:53,
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I'm all zen and shitsnoogins
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:54,
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I love you.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:54,
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you and me both brother(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:57,
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Sorry, the answer to C was a fairly bad joke - I suppose I'll have to do a Chompy and explain it (and then possibly rape you):
David Cameron just told someone to shut up on PMQs about half an hour ago. Now, smell this rag...
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that was kind of my pointchucking in what is essentially an in-joke amounts to bringing up politics
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:57,
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But that was part of the joke!I was playing on your accusation that I always bring up politics. It was all ironic and shit.
(Yes, feel free to do a strikethrough on 'all ironic and')
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ok, I'll let you have that one(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:01,
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people who have to point out irony and/or humourare not being ironic and/or humorous.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:11,
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I find politics and economics quite interesting, I like to see people animated about a subject, any subject really.I can apprechate pretty much all forms of passion except maybe about football or sports. This place is more about creative writing than purial humour, although that is where it's roots are.
I disagree with half the points of both of the two people involved here, no one is right or wrong on this one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:57,
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fuck youI'm right!
actually I agree. People talking about stuff when they know more than me about it is very interesting.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:58,
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Hahah yes, this is a creative writing group, you are bang on the money there Gonz.(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)
I think we've all lost track of the important thing..... bloody minges.Can we please talk a bit more about bloody minges.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:05,
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A) Yes you are
B) People do have political opinions, they in the main choose not to air them due to tedious content. Militant lesbianism is laughable which is why people rip on you.
C) You're a fucking slag
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:53,
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there is no way i would bother to form a viewpoint strong enough to have an argument on herewith someone on here. you just go back to calling me back to vapid and dull, which of course is you arguing without insulting me at all, isn't it "darling"?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:55,
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you writing darling so often is giving me the horn.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:56,
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i'm eating an itsuso my time for you is limited to what i can spare between forkfuls.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:01,
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Shame man, I was rather enjoying that.I'd quite like a fight.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:02,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:03,
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+from a trebuchet.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:03,
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woah, uncannylook down the page a little
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:05,
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*ancient siege engine fives*(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:06,
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The fact that you think that what I do to earn money means that I'm not entitled to have any opinion or educationjust shows your ridiculous, overprivileged world view.
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Because someone earns more than you doesn't make them privilegedit means they have worked harder or are more intelligent than you.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:50,
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She's had much more privilege in life than most.I know this, because she brings it up to deny her privilege all the time.
"Oh yes, I went to public school, but I went on a scholarship, so that means I wasn't overprivileged or anything!"
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maybe, but not everyoneAnd anyway aside from "old money" people who went to Public school etc did so because their parents were more succesful as they worked harder/were more intelligent.
Any suggestion that poeple who have more should be brought down to a lower level of wealth to balance things out is retarded, there will always be poorer people because they just don't have the capacity to do better with their lives, it's no one's fault but their own.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:56,
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The trouble is, I find, is when you have a second class citizian, that is pretty much the precluder to any civil war.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:58,
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I never said thatIt clearly is retarded. I just think a little more compassion for people who aren't as lucky wouldn't go amiss in the world.
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There is no such thing as luck - only those who do and those who don't(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:59,
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What about if someoneworked really hard and got a really good job, but then they got struck by lightning and became paralysed, so they couldn't work and had to go on DLA. Are they then a second-class citizen who isn't entitled to opinions?
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they should be put down, only fair really(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:03,
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I favour a great big trebuchet as the methodor the "Cripapult" as I call it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:04,
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the universe is hostile and impersonaldevour to survive. So it is, so it's always been.
Lab: hopefully you at least will get this
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:00,
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film quote? Or are you coming over all scifi today?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:01,
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from a Tool songthe whole thing is appropriate: Credulous at best your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:03,
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Yes I got it, Vicarious ;)(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:06,
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*tool fives*and by that I don't mean we are banging our tools together
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:08,
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Glad you clarified that fella(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:08,
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er........... when have i ever denied being spoiled rotten?why should i deny what my dad worked his arse off to achieve for his family? i'm extremely proud of him and reverse snobbery is no better than snobbery.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:58,
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It's worse as the people doing are generally filthy commoners whose opinions are weighed down with bitterness and coal(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:00,
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I'll click you hardIFYOUNKNOWHATIMEAN
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:18,
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That's not always the case, it could be that their parents have done soo.And I don't see anything wrong with that, what's the point in working and saving hard/inteligantly all your life if the goverment is just going to take it away from those you care about?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:53,
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I was told the other week that my CV is not only out of date, but totally in the wrong formatApparently someone decided the layout should change, and never told me. This would explain why none of my recent applications have elicited so much as a FOAD.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:49,
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A bloke I work with wrote is CV on a skateboard using blackboard paint and chalk. He got the job.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:28,
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Was he applying for a job as a hipster?Cos that would be COOL.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:34,
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Copywriter for an action sports website =)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:53,
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Ha, we'll see.I want to move somewhere with a better music scene, more political activism and more jobs. So it's looking like I'mma have to head Dahn Sarf.
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I've heard the Shetland Isles are a hot-bed of politically motivated music and related jobs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:00,
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I would have thought Leeds would be good for those...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:00,
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Nah, there's no jobsI want to get away from here, I'm pretty sick of it now. I'm sick of being so far away from the big stuff that goes on.
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You'll just be closer to the people who're already ignoring you.That is the only thing that'll change. Nobody listens to political activists.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:06,
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You discount her unique skill set of umm... pulling pintsEDIT: FLOOR ROLLING !!!1!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:07,
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once again I have missed somethingwould you be so good as to explain the floor rolling?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:13,
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And it came to pass that a shit meme was bornb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1128129
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:18,
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much obligedas is usually the case, I was reading the thread as it evolved, but managed to ignore that bit
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:21,
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Choose your font wiselyI know two people who claimed to have whittled down prospective employees by binning all the CVs printed in Times New Roman.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:56,
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*checks*Verdana.
I'm only applying for temping stuff, I want to be able to fuck off around the country for a few days at a time as and when I want/need to.
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Ah, I remember my temping days......dealing with arsehole recruitment consultants...faxing off my timesheet...wishing I was dead (well, maybe not that far).
Good luck
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:04,
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ThanksI'm sure the fact that I'll have weekends for the first time in five years will make up for the shit.
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And the award for the most creepiest thing I've ever seen goes too.....www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/news/3487331/Living-with-his-love-dolls.html
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3487474/Wacky-couple-share-their-bungalow-with-a-world-beating-collection-of-240-love-dolls.html
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:48,
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Yeah great idea B3th.Right barrel of fucking laughs this thread. I prefer childish bullying any day.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:48,
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Alright monty, you single yet?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:49,
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I expect so.They always manage to escape in the end.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:52,
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OH BOY ! Do us a favour and put in a good word, she'll listen to you(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:56,
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I think that is the worst use of that I have ever seen(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:50,
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you are a child(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:54,
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*clap clap*You are on form today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:08,
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your mother is the worst thing I have ever used(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:54,
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You smell of Wee Jimmy Krankie...'s dried up old kippery minge.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:53,
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....aaaaaaandthere is my terrifying mental image of the day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:54,
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Cricket is a middle-aged man's sportCan I talk about that? It's all gone a bit wrong for India, suddenly. Can't afford to lose Yuvrah that cheaply.
*awaits abuse*
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)
It all went a bit a wrong for Indiawhen we granted the little fuckers independence.
Gone to the fucking dogs, it has.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:59,
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Given the enormous drain on British resources it would have caused to maintain control of India throughout the 20th CenturyI'm very surprised that your response isn't "as if I give a shit"
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)
mind youif we hadn't granted them independence, we could have had Tendulkar. Just saying.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:14,
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Wouldn't have helped us take a fucking wicket on Saturday though would itAnyway, England would never select a player who wasn't born on this sceptred isle
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)
psst. He's being ironic. Pietersen, Trott, Prior, Strauss, Bopara, Morgan, Kieswetter, Hick, Hussain... I'll stop now.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:19,
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I was kidding Prior
Kieswetter
Lumb
Strauss
Dernbach
Morgan
and those are just the ones I can think of right now. Never mind the likes of Martin McCague, Allan Lamb, Robin Smith...
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Sorry fella, rather embarrassed myself thereAm only able to nip on here for 30 seconds at a time currently, so I didn't pick up on the sarcasm.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:21,
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No worries our kidPerfectly understandable. I'm dripping with bitter sarcasm about English cricket at the moment (unless any Aussies want to discuss the matter, in which case HA HA HA) but if you're in and out you won't have noticed that!
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sorry, your intense irony just gave me 5 beautifully pressed shirtys.But, no, I concur, it would not have helped us take a wicket. Although scoring an acceptable total might at least have given us a chance. We were 120 below par for batting first against SL in SL.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:17,
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Sorry I took so long to reply, I was busy making a twat of myself by taking longer to compile a less complete list of non-English England players than youAnd you're quite right, SL sould have topped 300 without breaking a sweat and we should have anticipated that. A fit KP and Broady and an in-form Jimmy would have been nice but really the problem is that the players have been on the road for way too long
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Indeed, I think they just wanted it over, to be honest.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:05,
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going from from Dorset on a Wednesday cheers me upalthough from next week it will be on a Tuesday
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:14,
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it's my last day at work before 2 days offalthough i am going to be in tomorrow morning now. so how am i making the most productive use of this time?
panicking on here, that's how.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:14,
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Doing anything on your days off?Other than going in to work, which sounds stupid.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:16,
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i am working tomorrow morning and working sundayso really it doesn't count as 2 days off...
i can whinge about it, but actually i don't mind working sundays, no phone and no emails makes me 10 times as productive.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:17,
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Nice dodge there.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:25,
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Out of interestWhat are your contracted hours?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:25,
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9.30-5.30 or "such hours as the firm may require you to work"then there are chargeable and non chargeable targets (about 150 hours chargeable and 40 hours non-chargeable a month, i THINK)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:29,
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But but butAssuming you have 8 hours per day down time, that only leaves 112 hours in a week! Do you work in some kind of extra-temporal space?
EDIT: never mind. I am a mong.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:33,
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I got that (eventually)but I figured I'd leave the post there, as everyone already knows I'm a tit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:36,
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So 7 contractable hours a day (assuming an hour unpaid for lunch)Which is on average 140 hours a month (4 weeks x 35 hrs a week). In which you're supposed to fit 150 hours chargeable.
I assume you get paid overtime?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:33,
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Haha!Overtime is a 4 letter word in here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:34,
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and herewe're lucky if we get time in lieu after pulling an all nighter
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:36,
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We don't get overtimeBut you can take time off in lieu so long as you are in each day for core hours (10:30 - 15:30), and ask the boss in advance if you need to carry hours over to the following month (else they get binned).
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:44,
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Mine are 'as long as it takes to get the job done', I'll bet Swipe's contract has the same small print.EDIT I am correct, it seems.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:30,
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Just like minehence me sitting with the laptop upgrading Watford until 10.45pm last night
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:32,
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Watford needs upgrading big time.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:34,
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mine is the samefortunately it doesn't take that much time a lot of the time. Several of my colleagues end up working longer though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:32,
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Probably picking up after your shoddy mess
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:19,
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Mine says 37.5 hours a week, flexi time (with core hours)May be expected to work unsociable hours.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:34,
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I don't have a mortgage, although I'd like one and I don't have a pensionso jobs. My current career is now boring me. I no longer have the necessary interest in it that I require to keep up with the endless stream of qualifications I'll need to stay competitive, so I'm now seriously thinking about a move of some kind.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:16,
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You are an IT techy guy, aren't you?YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:26,
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I am, yeah. I want to get into AV installations, so I've actually got a fair amount of transferrable skills. Especially since a lot of stuff is going over IP these days.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:31,
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Could be more interestingI'm going a bit old skool at the moment with loads of batch scripting stuff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:33,
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That's the other thingThere're so many things about our job that bore the ever-loving piss out of me. I like working with my hands. I'd be fine in a field engineer's job, except I'd eventually be expected to gain Cisco qualifications if I ever wanted to go any further than lifting and carrying. Unfortunately, the days of experience being more important than letters are starting to disappear for good.
I could probably keep up, but what's the point if it's only ever going to be a grind?
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Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:39,
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My job is on shaky ground currently, this is not good.I don't have a mortgage, instead I have a good rent package - £430 for everything (minus Mobile phone)
And I don't have a pension yet.
Wednesday is a quiet one for me, I rarely do anything.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:19,
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I'm glad you noticed this tooNorwich isn't expensive but less so than Macc I'd have thought - I'm still paying a ton less than you, and I get a special rate on account of knobbing my landlady
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)
*disapproving look*4/10. Now go away and think about what you've done.
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Well, that's rent, council tax, gas, electricity, water and SkySo not bad.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:35,
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You should move to Norwich mateThis is nowt to do with your rent package, I just think it'd be a laugh
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Sorry fella, I've never been happier living anywhere than I have in my current placePlus, it's a fucking massive house I share!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:25,
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Your office is in an 'old house' with a 'green door'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:25,
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*Whoosh*That's the sound of this going straight over my head, I'm afraid.
EDIT: Ahh, google tells me the answer, nice!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:33,
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Mine too*sits in dunce's corner with AA, awaits verbal smackdown*
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Monty, there are some sheltered people on here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:35,
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I have the defence of knowing about the song, but never knowingly hearing it!Plus, if my parents sheltered me, they wouldn't have made me listen to The New Seekers, the bastards!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:37,
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"My job is on shaky ground""Wednesday is a quiet one for me, I rarely do anything"
Something tells me these two points may be related
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:53,
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It's been a morning of highs and lows for me...I found a crack pipe in the gents toilets and then burnt my arm on the toaster and it's all hurty and then the chef gave me a croissant to make me feel better but my arm still hurts and my boss wants me to go to A&E but I don't want to as hospitals scare me. Soooooooo I just going to have a cup of tea and a little sit down for a moment.
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wanderlust, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:27,
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See if there's any residue left in the pipe - that'll sort you out.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:29,
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^thisFailing that, go sit in the walk-in chiller for a bit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:30,
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Oh yeah I'm okay really, thanks for asking and all that.How's single life treating you? What's that you say? You're not single? Could have fooled me.
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wanderlust, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:32,
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This^He really would be intolerable as the old, single Monty again
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:35,
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I have indeed fooled you.I'm not really an RAF doctor at all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:39,
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Hello Lusty, are you coming on saturday?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:30,
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I wish I could but I have to work :(The endless joys of hospitality.
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wanderlust, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:33,
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Gaylord, well at least dump your boyfriend if you can't make it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:35,
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Minor injury clinic would be better for you.Just need a nurse to dress the burn.
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I'm going to bookmark this post for next time I see someone deliver a sick burn(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:36,
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776/4000 - phew I need a break. And a dooby.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:49,
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Fuck me, Tendulkar's outIndia are in some deep shit unless Dhoni and Raina play a blinder
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No job, No Mortgage but my pension is in payment.Alt: Wife just got the all clear from the breast screening people, what
cheered me up more is that it also said to stay breast aware.
I can help with that. At least once a day, twice if I concentrate.
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healthy tits ftw!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:55,
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