Bored of that
Yeah "OF that" OF!, I used the wrong word.

So what's the best term for either male or female genitals?

Alt: What's the best term for female or male genitals?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:05, 78 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bongle.

( Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Male or female?
I've never heard that one.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Male
used to describe an erection or a semi. Although for that I prefer "choan".
( Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)

My father once regaled my brother and I
about a time that he attended a party a Glamis Castle hosted by the current Lady Macbeth, during which 'her butler came back from the wine cellar dusting off a delightful little Semillon'.

He is normally quite a bright fellow, but he genuinely could not fathom out why my brother and I practically ruptured our spleens guffawing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Glanis Castle, more like
Oh, hohohoho
( Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)

That is so poor, even Rachelswipe can afford it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)

It's funny because
etc etc
( Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)

'NakedApe'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)

"Gowl" is my new favourite for sheer offensiveness
although I've long been a fan of "cocktrough".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)

What should it be? If not of?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

'with', you cretin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)

And he a teacher.

( Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)

He a teacher
I assume you will claim that's deliberate
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)

*shakes head*

( Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Have a house point.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)

A Knight there was, and he a worthy man.
It's not incorrect. It's a little dated, perhaps.

Edit: That was Chaucer. He was like OK! magazine, but a bit older.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Is he the big gay looking one in Geordie Shores?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)

For Christ's sake, man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Did I mean 'presume' ?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I don't dislike you Bobby
but sometimes I am rather glad that you're teaching younger children.

Edit: Presume and assume mean mostly the same thing, but presumption implies you're doing it before the event. You were correct with "assume".
( Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Children?
I thought he had a dog obedience school!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Ta, I am hoping that having quit the weed
My brain will get back in gear ASAP.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Don't blame marijuana for your lack of basic knowledge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I'm blaming it for my poor recollection abilities not basic knowledge.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

So how come I don't have this problem?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Because we're different people
For fuck's sake stop being so obtuse you cantankerous old cunt
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Does that sake belong to fuck?
What are you missing here?
( Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)

That's the most superb bit of patronising 'teacher style' I've read in a long time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)

That's what I thought but couldn't see anything wrong
With what I had written so decided it must have been that. He a teacher just reads a bit wierd.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Weirdly*

( Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Bugger

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with 'and he a teacher' at all.
Conversely, there are several things massively wrong with 'you a teacher'. Your piss-poor English being at the forefront.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha hah aaaaaaaaa

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Well done, you passed the test.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Clopper.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I take your Clopper
And raise you a Growler.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Always with the dog, Jeff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)

i like minky

( broadsword, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)

minky breasts
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)

You are inspector Clouseau aicmfp.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)

And ah bet he deurzn't hev a laisance for zat minky ...

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)

zat is not ma dowg

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Clunge.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)

GASH
That is all.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Oh great, now I'm going to spend the rest have the afternoon thinking have verious b3tan's genitals.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Chompy, you're better than this, you know you can do so much better than one-word-reply threads.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I've given up, it was either this or
It's a 60million euromillion jackpot tonight, what would you do if you won it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Yeah', I'd prefer that, out of the two.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Deffo get a dog.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)

but it's been done to death man!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Still better than one-word-replies, at least some kind of conversation can come out of it; relivent or otherwise.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I'd buy my parents house give them half a mill,
make them promise not to give it to charity.
Then I'd stick about 80% in a hedge fund and then go off travelling round the world for a year. Basically backpacking but in 5* hotels.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Yeah', my Ma' would never have to worry about money again, she already owns her bungallow and she's made it exactly how she wants it....
... but I would maybe build into the actic a second bedroom. I would buy her a nice flat in Bornmouth and do it up nicely so she can visit family around there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I just looked at a bunch of Posh hotels because I'm bored
they charge like $2000 a night for their best rooms and then in the description they say things like "free bottled water" or "a selection of newspapers" I fucking expect so you pricks.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I don't mind you thinking about my willy, if that helps

( broadsword, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Where the pig bit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Stench Trench, and Smeg Peg.
Although "Minge" is always a good one.
Girls at my school had to go to a hygeine/sex ed lecture, their bits were referred to as "Foo-Foos".
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Better than vulva.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Threapney bits and pounana.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Thruppeny bits.
From thruppence.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)

That's the one.
As in....give us a go on your thruppeny bits.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Lovely thruppenies. I bet you don't get many of those in a suitcase.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)

PELT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Skin the pelt!
;-(
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I rather like
panty hamster and lady garden. Not personally you understand.......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)

'Lady garden' is rather twee, no?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Twee can be good when your playing lady of the manor and gamekeeper.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Well there's no fucking way I'm going to pretend to be one of the staff
and I really don't women's clothing* so that one's off my 'menu of love', I'm afraid.

*I think it's my beard that does it
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)

You can be the lord of the manor that walks in and catches me with my ankles showing.
Then punishes me with a good sound thrashing with a leather whip.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Oh OK, go on then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Normally I have little time for the woman,
but I found Germaine Greer's piece on why 'cunt' is infinitely less offensive than 'vagina'* to be most interesting.


*it means 'wound' EDIT or scabbard. Either way 'ewww, dude'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Wound implies something bad.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I thought it derived from the Latin
for scabbard?
I will happily stand corrected though.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

You are probably correct.
Doesn't make it any less of an unattractive term, eh? Quite possibly worse, in fact.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Definately worse
I was merely being a pedantic cunt.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Wizards Sleeve - Female
Schlong - Male
Hairy axe wound - Female
Purple heading yoghurt slinger - Male

Any of the above, really
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Mary

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Can Also apply to tits
TattyboJangles.
(888777555, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)