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I love your pictures : )They get right to the heart of the matter.
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girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:32,
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Looking at that keyboard I'm internet diagnosing you with parkinsons.(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I'm sorry my visualisation of you doesn't remotely do you any justice.But I did include the braces.
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im just putting this out there...i dont see anything(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA it just showed upYou ought to know that I have blue eyes you massive shit
I'm totally going to print it out and hang it in my bedroom
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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Glad you didn't fall for Al's psychological trickery and just confirm that you fucked your sister there.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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I like this new "bring back the bert meme just for newbies who prove to be cunts" policy(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:49,
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Do you have a strong hatred of cats?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:52,
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the one that slept on my pillow with me last night was pretty annoying(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)
You're new and on here and you've not been to a bash yetso you're a cunt and a troll.
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I'm not sure it's claiming to be a girl, is it?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:58,
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I thought it wasbut I could be getting confused. I'm still not sure what Tangles is/claims to be.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:00,
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Bloke, I think.Despite the slightly gay sounding name.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:02,
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Which one? Tangles or The Poo Fairy?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:03,
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Tangles.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:04,
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Yes, this is what I thought.The fairy is still open ended though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:05,
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One can but hope Scarpe, one can but hope(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:07,
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*Nuggies*Right, I'm off to the beach with the missus and the dog. Now that the wind has dropped there's little chance of being flayed alive.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:07,
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Well done.Glad it's not just a liking for Dylan we have in common. Are you sure you're not a girl?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:10,
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Would a girl have responded to song lyric quoting?This is the domain of sad gentlemen, I'm afraid (see Al below).
Does this mean you won't come to the gig now I might not be a girl?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:13,
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Probably not, but if she had I'd definitely have tried to do her at the bash.If I don't come to your gig it'll be cause of skintness or tiredness. I do have to be up early on the Wednesday sadly, so it's all a mater of what mood I'm in I'm afraid. WHat time does it kick off? I might come from work.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:15,
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8.00pmFree entry too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:18,
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A bit late (I get out at 6)but maybe I could eat something beforehand and kill some time. could you be a love and gaz me the details so I'm got them somewhere I can find them and I'll seriously try to make it unless I'm fucked. May shoot off sharpish afterwards though. Was Monty actually coming?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:21,
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I'm almost certainly coming.I've already managed three poos, which I've got in socks in my office fridge ready and waiting.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:19,
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Woo, Yay!We can mock him together.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:21,
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FantasticWill you be bringing them chilled, or will you allow them to chambre first?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:21,
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I shall alternate between scalding hot and tepid turds,to really keep you on your toes. A kind of Russian poo-lette, if you will.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:23,
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You've been to a folk club before haven't you?I can tell
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:24,
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Slightly to slow Mr thgrde, but worthy of recognition all the same.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:11,
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everyone here is a cunt, Dave.Did you not get the memo?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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But not everyone runs puns into the ground(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:57,
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Presumed cunt until proven otherwise.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:57,
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:57,
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I think you should print this offand put it up on the wall Kristine
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:51,
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I bet you'd like to stick it to her refrigeratoreh? eh?
that might actually be a shit euphemism, but fuck it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:54,
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Or her ice box.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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We've totally got the special wedding card he made for usprinted and preserved for posterity.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:53,
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I'd quite like to see that. I bet it was loving and thoughtful.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:54,
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It's on the missus' profile page I think.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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Oh, that is special.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:56,
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Innit?I like the loving attention to details. And the CDCs.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:58,
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If you really have a coat like thatI'm impressed.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:58,
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Sadly, I do.It's this one: www.fantasywaistcoats.co.uk/coats_velvet7.shtml
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:59,
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You, sir, are a stupendous bender.a cad and a charlatan and a lifter of young gentlemen's shirts.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:00,
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Tell that to the wife.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:01,
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you say wifeI say beard ;)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:02,
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Badger hasn't had the benefit of my company, despite my regular visits to the fair city in which he resides.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:03,
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Takes a real man to pull off a coat like that.On that subject, do you thing top hat and tails to the next bash would be over doing it?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:04,
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Possibly, yes.I wear the coat on occasion on nights out, mainly in winter as it's nice and warm.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:06,
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Sadly this cannot be said for the tail coat.I might see if I still fit in it when I get home, it's been a while.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:08,
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I used to have one years ago.Sadly it shrunk in the wardrobe. You could probably get away with the coat, less so the top hat I feel.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:09,
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But the top hat's the best bit.Mine has a feather in it and eveything.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:13,
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The 'Victorian vagrant' look is so last year.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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Like you Mr Boyce, I see no virtue in moving with the times.If something is good I will stick with it, no matter how old it gets, if it sucks I will avoid it, no matter how new and trendy.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:19,
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Then you'd better throw your top hat away before you get press-ganged into The Levellers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:24,
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Not a problemI rather like them, last band I saw live actually. *makes bet with self that Monty considers them 'bent'*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:25,
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He liked them before they became big, I seem to remember.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:28,
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That might have been me.Although I obtained Letters from the Underground on your advice and am thoroughly enjoying it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:38,
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Glad to hear it.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:41,
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Seeing them live also helped rekindle the loveespecially as they were playing 90% old stuff, but they slipped Cholera Well in too.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:43,
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Correct.I have found that cassette by the way. I'll try and get it digitised by a pal and will then get it up to you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:50,
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Any chance of a copy?/cheeky fucker
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:52,
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Sure no problemThey were way better before they got a deal and proper production. I think the tape is a live show but I may be lying.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:04,
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Regardless of what Monty thinksThey are bent
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:28,
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*narrows eyes*Monty may not be the only one throwing thing at your gig young man.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:39,
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this is literally the most awesome thing thats ever been made for me(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:57,
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Anyone that can see the BT tower should look at it at 8pm tonight.It's turning into a giant lightsaber apparently.
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Sorry I'll be too busy BELMING FOR BRITAIN ABOUT THIS SHIT IDEA then.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:26,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:43,
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I think you'll findthat my use of the word 'chutnermonger' exempts me from negative judgement, here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:45,
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I really didn't believe youand felt slightly stupid for even googling it to double check, but lo:
londonist.com/2011/09/bt-tower-to-become-giant-lightsaber.php
Shame I'll be safely back at Dale Farm by 8pm.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:28,
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Here's a better link to read today.www.thefirstpost.co.uk/84568,people,news,italian-pm-silvio-berlusconi-called-angela-merkel-an-unfuckable-lard-arse
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:35,
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I really wish I'd actually read the link rather than just click blindly.I can hardly blame you that I just had 'Angela Merkel is an unfuckable lard arse' up on my screen as people walked by.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:40,
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So, basically they're going to put a big spot light on top of a building?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:41,
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Or purple./Mace Windu.
Bollocks.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:44,
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Green?didn't someone have a green one? I'll be impressed if they make it double ended.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:46,
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This has reminded me that I once convinced someone that road signs and SatNavsGave slightly different distances to London destinations because Maps were measured to that monument outside Charring Cross Station and SatNavs measured to the BT Tower.
This is why Great Portland Street is so called, because they wanted it to have the initials GPS.
With hindsight, that person was a moron for believing me.
edit: Bollocks, that particlar post isn't what reminded me, I replied to the wrong one
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:48,
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you might have had me, up to Great Portland Street.Is't london measured from a stone in Trafalgar square?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:51,
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Oh, I don't know.I did actually think the bit about it being measured to Charring Cross was true, but thinking about it that's just something my Dad told me once that I never checked out.
Given that this is the man who took me womble spotting, I probably shouldn't trust him.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:02,
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Was the Womble in his trousers?Although a quick Google reveals he was probably right about Charring cross.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:05,
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You are right.And I was wrong, but for good reasons: rodcorp.typepad.com/photos/variousthings/centrelondon_mileage.html
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:04,
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Tee Hee, and I thought you werewww.bbc.co.uk/london/content/articles/2005/08/15/charingcross_feature.shtml
Edit: if I'd read the page and not just looked at the pictures....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:06,
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Is going out tonight despite the fact I haven't packed anything and have a train at 11am tomorrow a bad idea?Yes? I don't care, I'm still going.
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Yes, but you don't care and you''ll still be going.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:45,
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It is when you won't get out of the Fister's Arms in Vauxhall until 10:15(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:48,
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It's from Kings Cross though and I'm at my mum's.Which means I will have to be out the front door at ten at the very, very latest. This really is a shocking idea and I think I might stay in.
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coming back from a meeting in wakefield.Might meet a mate for a Yo Sushi. So cruising for a piece of fish ass maybe.
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OK Was going to make some shit London-centric joke about MK being a polyp on the anus of humanity and the only sushi you can get would be a fishy slapper etc.
Apologies.
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I'm sure. We have a Starburger in Lewisham.
They put fried eggs in burgers and everything.
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Fuck off you dozy twatI was out the door at 6.45 this morning to drive down to South London, getting out for 10am is not a fucking chore.
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I never for one second suggested that leaving the house at ten would be difficult.It's everything I need to do before I leave that will be a pain.
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I can't believe I'm having to do this to you again, but look at what you actually wrote:"Which means I will have to be out the front door at ten at the very, very latest. This really is a shocking idea and I think I might stay in"
You say that leaving at 10 is a shocking idea.
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No, you weren't even close to writing that since you didn't once mention going out in that sentance.(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Totally just got called into the MD's office, it was a catch up on my health issues and all that, and my time at work.Oh man, I feel so much better, they're loving the work I'm doing, they can see I'm really talented and it's totally muturally benificial to work here, and he assured me that if they didn't want me here, I wouldn't be here. And he totally is excited by all the ideas I've come up with, one of them potentially making a _lot_ of money for the company, and really giving me an awesome name.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:26,
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The trouble is, half way through, my mouth dried up, like, completely devoid of moisture at all, my lips were stuck to my teeth.I didn't bring in a drink but I think I got away with not making a horse-like face.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:34,
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You are describing the first time you had sex, right?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:39,
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As long as you kept a lid on your compulsive masturbation...(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:51,
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The doctor told me I have to stop masturabating, I asked him why, and he said so he can exammin me.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:05,
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and how's your mother in law?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:07,
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You already have an awesome name Gonz(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:35,
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yay!what's up internet?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:59,
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I'm going home.Don't take it personally.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:00,
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