GENERIC LAZY SUNDAY THREAD
Some things that are going through my head.

- A tramp came up to me when I was getting money out the cashpoint and asked me for change, but didn't ask anyone else in the queue behind me. I'm pretty sure I've given him money for some chips before. There is a mental home down the road, one bloke there is always asking people for a quid to get a can of beer. I once started drinking with him with all my mates, he really doesn't like black people. What do you think of homeless [and/or] mental people?

- I've been watching The Extras, it's actually quite funny, why does Ricky Gervais only do 2 series in things in the UK?

- I've been thinking about that chicken sandwich yesterday, I'm going to do the same thing again tonight, OH BOY, do I know how to live.

- Would you rather wake up and all your teeth have fallen out or you lose all your toes?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:01, 115 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

YOU KNOW.

(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Hulo Gonz, I just made toffee, but it's too hot to eat yet.
-I thunk they are homeless and or mental. I pitty them and wish they would get help, but they make me nervouse.

-because most things go downhill after the first serise or so, probably for the best, I'm always surprised when he's funny as he seems like a git.

-I have no opinions on chicken sandwitches.

- toes I think, loosing teeth gives me the willies.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

you could suck more willies without teeth

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Another reason to keep them.
I leave the mass fellatio to you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

so many willies, so little time

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

The story of my life...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

you guys should start a business.
B3th and Cavy: Willy Suckers.

No willy too big, no willy too small, have lips will travel.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)

That could be the motto for Jeff's Angels

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Is Jeff the pimp in this situation?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Well, berk is responsible for financing the collective.
But I think she was thinking more 'bake sale' and less 'blow bang'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I may have to bow out of this particular collective

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)

But you're chief inforcer!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:04, Reply)

And no chief enforcer
in the history of enforcement has had to promise blowjobs to get stuff done
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Oh man, how's you do the toffee? I like toffee, I could make that too, tomo, for people at work.
Yeah', it's weird, but true of me and understandable, when you think about it, do you think it's 'cus they have an excuse to do anything they want and nothing to lose?

His american stuff lasts forever, The Office US is wicked. I think I'm one of the only b3tans who likes him.

Do you eat chicken? This chicken sandwich is heaven.

Same here, what about half your teeth?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Sugar, water, butter, boil it.
there's recipes online, I used: allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/8124/simple-toffee.aspx

I'd noit recomend it, what I made was too sweet, maaybe needed more salt or something, not sure, some recipes call for condenced milk.

I don't eat chicken, I'm pescatarian and trying to transition to proper veggie. I remember it being tasty.

I'd need to find out how much lack of toes would effect my life I guess, I don't feel like I use them much, but maybe walking would become difficult, or ballance, not sure.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)

You'd probably have to sell your flip-flop collection.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

This I could live with.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

i hate flip flops
what the hell is wrong with the world that there should be footwear that encourages you to put things between your toes *shudder*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)

You need your big toes, they're the important ones. But I think if you had the other four then it might make up for the lack of a big one.
That looks good, what do they mean by a prepaired tin? Salt in caramel/fudge works really well, big bits of sea salt, in chocolate too, it's the latest fad, true story.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)

buggered if I know on the tin, I just poured it out on some baking paper

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)

You know what? I might knick your idea tonight, how long did it take from switching on the hob to it turning into fudge did it take?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Bloody ages, because I but too much water in
probably should be 10 minutes, oh and toffee, not fudge, much harder and sweeter, i'd double the salt they suggest, but your call.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Going to do some crate digging I think.
I'm on a retro tip- just dug out some Jordan Fields, Prefuse 73 and RJD2. I am well old.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

are they proper vinyl?
I love going through crates of proper vinyl. My dad still has all his old 45s from when he used to DJ in teh seventies, and I used to love helping him go through his collection.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Yep.
Proper vinyl. I have technics connected to a Pioneer DJM400.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Afternoon or evening Gonz.
How are you? I see the bridge is untrolled today.

It's another sunny, busy, productive day here is Zummerzet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Alright b3th?
I'm about to go for a coffee with Ma'. This has been one of those weekends where it's been so low and pathetic for a 27 year old that I'm determind to Sort It Out. The fact that I don't really care makes it even worst. Even the bloke in Tescos said to me last night "Not going out then? tired? Oh, have you been to work all day? Oh, ok, I guess we all need a night off every now and then". I am offically lower down on the social ladder than the bloke in Tescos Metro in Southgate.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Going out is overrated.
There are lots of people here in Weston I could go out and talk to, but frankly I'd much rather spend the evening talking to the internet shut ins on here.

and anyway, it's more important to be happy in whatever you're doing. If you like staying in and cooking and watching TV to relax, then who's to say you can't do that?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I just feel like I'm a published web developer for an action sports media company who's the lead-dev on their action-sport related social network that has over half a million active users.
I should be snorting lines of coke off a surfboard on a beach while people play with fire-pois in the background and non-sarcasticly say words like 'gnarly'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

That doesn't really strike me as you, though.
I see you as more of a domestic bliss kind of chap.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Yeah', that's more me, minus the misses or dog.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)

And it's cheaper!
I reckon I'm about £250 a month better off by not going to the pub in the week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

What do I think of mental people?
I used to have no experience of them but since my housemate admitted himself to hospital due to being crackers this morning I do. They're alright.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Did they give him a diagnosis?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Have they kept him in?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

They tried.
He escaped.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Aisha
he got out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)

The first thing he said to them was
"I didn't put my shoes on but I have shoes on, help me I've gone nuts". I wish there was video footage.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I think you ought to know- I'm a murderer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I'm up.
More news as it happens.
( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

*WAVES*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)

*surfs*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

*waves*
About to make dinner.

It's getting interesting.
( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

What ya havin?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Chicken, carrots, cabbage, peas, potatoes in a stew type concoction.

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Hullo Ms Blouse.
I have made falafel and toffee and cake. all were/are edible but could use improvement.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Practise makes perfect hon.

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)

This is the idea

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Made some American friends yesterday and won two games of shuffleboard and met a pirate on thevtrain
No toes gonz
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

earlier on I googled PERSONALITY HORSE
And I have to report back that I find the whole thing rather funny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Ohhhhh, I made a calander that is getting printed now with a shedload of photos of the family for Ma', for christmas.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

That's a fab idea.
Is it one of those ones where the person's photo is on the day of their birthday? You know what I mean?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I used this, with themes from each month.
www.apple.com/uk/ilife/print-products.html

imgb.in/br
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)

That's the sort of thing I meant.
May is lovely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

=)
That's Ma'n'Dad's wedding anerversary party they had out in cyprus =) Fabulous day, we had the blues brothers playing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:37, Reply)

not 'the' blues brothers, a blues brothers, but both of them still.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)

the blues brothers playing lunch on the way
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Grub was good, there was a snickers cheesecake.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Ah, Gonz. You're obviously too young
or I'm too old. I thought it was funny, anyway.

/fiddler's dram lols
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I hope it cost less than a quid.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)

*old bugger high fives*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:55, Reply)

*Opens a bottle of cider*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Not a clue, I'm afraid.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Keep up at the back Gonz.
I got my mum a mug with me on it last Christmas; tinyurl.com/3exztl2
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

you mum is so lucky

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)

she got to shag Wolf, innit?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I'm going to be making most of my presents this year
on account of being skint. And it being a lovely gesture. But mostly the skint thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Mine totally trumps yours, just 'cus mine has my face on it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)

*notes credit card details*
*steals identity*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I'm off for a bit, L8erz

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I feel sorry for the homeless
Ricky Gervais should be marooned on a small desert island.

I just cooked curry et extras for family, and cooked half a chicken breast, some mushrooms, onions and celery in a pan for myself, and put it in some vegetable stock mixed with noodle soup.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)

the mental homeless
give me an uneasy reminder of how easy it would be to just let go of society and sanity for a while or for things to just get to a point where you are in that situation. Civilisation and warm houses is a thin veneer.

going round ikea makes me think this, too.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Why Ikea?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:00, Reply)

the place is like some awful
over-sanitised hell hole, where all creativity and dreams die and our spirit is replaced by valium.

Not that there's anything wrong with the stuff it sells, but the shops creep me out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:02, Reply)

^ this.
But they sell cheap hot-dogs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)

I'd rather eat canned hot dogs
I ain't going in that place again, you can't make me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:07, Reply)

This is probably why I quite like it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:08, Reply)

now you scare me more

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:25, Reply)

You two are like ying and yang.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I'm being all cultured innit and watching BBC4.
While drinking beer of course.
( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)

what's on?
will it be worth iplayering later?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Lost genius of British Art and then a programme about Chinese porcelain.

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I'd watch the first
but I was brought up near the potteries, I really had enough of looking at old pots and shit by the time I was 18
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Very cultured.
good beer?

I'm eating my curry. I'm proud of making it, but it's not worth the time it takes.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Peroni. It's my new favorite beer.
That's the problem. Very good ready made sauces out there so why make your own. You'll be disgusted to know I've had a packet of biscuits in my cupboard for three weeks and not touched them.
( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Peroni is good.
Yes, I had heard this, but I thought it was worth trying. Now I know how it goes I might try for something simpler, but jars are looking mighty attractive right now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I'd make the effort if I was cooking for a few people but I'll stick with jars just for me.
Found out that a good Indian restaurant in Burnley do cooking lessons. I thought about attending but I'm not that mad on cooking.
( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I wanted to see what I could do.
at least it ended u edible. I make experiment further, but I can't see it becoming a standard unless I cook up huge batches of sauce and use them over time.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I make a good chickpea and aubergine curry.
I think I gave you the recipe.
( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)

You did, may try that next
I'd forgotten it or I would have cooked it, ah well.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:08, Reply)

It's quite a simple recipe once you've soaked and drained the aubergine.

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)

silly me, should have done that.
oh well, it's all experience.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)

What cake did you make?

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)

chocolate.
It's only half the height it should be and the icing's all gooy but it should taste OK.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Not enought bicarbe?
Definitely making the brownies again with my secret ingredient : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I think just not enough mixture
It was a old recipe, hand written, it can up fine but it, needs another layer ideally
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Anyone got an opinion on The Illusionist?
it's on in an hour and I like Ed Norton, is it worth it?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Not sure I've seen it but anything with Ed Norton is bound to be watchable.

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Three words:
The Italian Job.

Otherwise I agree.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Ok, there are always exceptions to every rule : )

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Except that one.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I dig Ed Nortan about 75% of the time.
I thought it was almost identical, in terms of entertainment, to The Prestige. Both films came out about the same time and were about the sameish thing.

It's on the good side of 'meh' in my opinion.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I think The Prestige is the one I watched.

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I liked the sound of that
meant to buy the book, didn't
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I liked The Prestige
This sounds like a recommendation to me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:28, Reply)

guess what?
I've never seen it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)

You're just not trying, are you?
I didn't miss telly when I didn't have one, but it has got me through this illness quite nicely.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

that's the only time I miss it
although I did watch the last two episodes of Merlin today. That's nearly 2 hours of TV, I'm such a couch potato.

you completely better now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Sadly not.
Still a bit deaf, although it's getting better and still weak and get tired too easily, an hour and a half's cooking has just wiped me out. I reckon another week before I'm 100% and fit to ride, which will make 3 and a half weeks off the bike *sadface*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)

YEAH BOYEE!
Flava Flav's in everything you eat, 'cos everything you eat's got flava.

This is empirically provable.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)

He's bonkers.

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I don't think you can handle, you go channel to channel, cold looking for that hero- you watch channel zero.
*cue Slayer sample*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Night all.
gonna watcjh a film and head to bed, have a good evening, catch you on monday.

Oh and, tits
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)

L8ers mate, you have a good one, I'll be heading off soon too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Sunday night
is early night on OT

night guys
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)