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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:25,
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latest was 13 years ago)
yeah not too bad, ta
alright yourself?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:27,
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I'll be honest, the downs are down and the ups are only half way, but it'll all be alright soon.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:35,
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Chin up gonz, Christmas is just around the corner.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:38,
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I'm looking forward to the christmas lights, to tell you the truth.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:59,
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no, peopple are being meant o me and it's very distreesin
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:27,
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Tock
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:30,
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T C
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:41,
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Foxcroc?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:41,
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Very well thank you. Just back from meeting another headhunter. How are you this afternoon?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:28,
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No, I'm fucking not.
My research is in the Daily Mail. The fucking Mail.
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2053829/Artificial-blood-stem-cells-used-transfusions-just-years.htmlI feel so dirty.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:31,
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you're one of 'them' now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:33,
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baby killer
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PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:33,
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Excellent news. Until the end when there was some mention of using cows. For goodness' sake leave the poor animals alone. We can do this using human cells, why do animals always have to suffer to keep humans alive???? Thank God their organs are not compatible with our's or we would no doubt be killing them to order by now.
- Jane, Ipswich, 27/10/2011 11:35
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PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:36,
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She's from Ipswich
It's remarkable she can even write
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:37,
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The rest of them
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- MARTIN, Ipswich, 27/10/2011 12:35
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:41,
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You missed out "32, TELECOMMUNICATIONS ANALYST"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:42,
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Just saw that, fucking hell.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:37,
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damn fucking straight.
I've even killed a baby and made its cells glow green, cos that's how cunts like me roll.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:39,
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*prepares smiting tank*
EDIT: If that's you they've quoted, you ought to sue for defamation of character. "Mr" indeed.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:33,
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Marc's an ex-surgeon
so Mr is correct.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:41,
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Not you then
Thought maybe they'd ignored your PhD
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:42,
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I'm hardly going to put that link up
if my name was in it, now am I?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:43,
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Hell no
No such thing as a vainglorious B3tan. Did I mention I was on telly in February?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:45,
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are you the one with the pipette?
can I have your number?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:33,
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Ahahaha.
'...such unrealistic forecast is mainly to attract research enthusiasts to sponsor the project!'
You cannot cure cancer, you may as well stop trying.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:35,
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absolutely
in fact, we might as well all sit around in our pants eating doritos as we can't achieve anything anyway.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:43,
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hahahahahahahahahaha
this has made my day SO SO MUCH.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:35,
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Which one are you in the picture?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:36,
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I'm not, they're all stock shots.
I should point out, before anyone starts comedy stalking, I'm not Marc Turner either. Part of my research group works with his group on this process.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:41,
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Woh', you made some blood? That's so cool, it has so many implications that could revolusionise humanity.
Just think about it, fast food joints like McDonalds can start making their own black pudding, it'll change their breakfast menu for generations to come. You're gonna make a fortune out of that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:37,
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haha, you are a scary man.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:42,
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=)
Apparently, and I'm pretty sure I don't understand it, but they can use chemo to zap out the bone marrow and replace it with new ones that are made using stem cells, which would cure all auto-imume deseases or something like that.
They're using bone marrow on the hair bikers at the moment, looks quite tasty.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:47,
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can I have some for my halloween costume?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:40,
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It's a teeny bit expensive right now.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:44,
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Mostly I have achieved nothing today
I think I might drink more tea
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:33,
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I'm like the twinnings women on the boat in the storm but I'll make myself a cup of twinnings tea and it'll help me become myself again.
Like the song says, "Way up high, way down low, I'll go wherever you go". I'm just about to sit in the window shelf with one leg propped up and stair out at the rain, just like when Rachel found out Russ slept with that blond bird.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:41,
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i have not seen this 'advert'
of which you speak
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:00,
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I envy you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:43,
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you haven't seen what
I
should have done. I'll have to work on it all this evening and tomorrow, otherwise I can't go anywhere this weekend :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:01,
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As will I, I have a pile of rags and no coherent Halloween costume.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:02,
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oh fuck - I have that to do, too
I'm meant to make some zombie wounds and ragged clothes for saturday. That can wait until tomorrow, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:09,
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yeah, but you LARP, myou have that shit lying around
I've not done anything fun at Halloween since I was married (not least because it was my wedding anniversary), I'f had to resort to digging out some old Goth stuff from the bottom of the cupboard.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:15,
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you should have seen how half-assed my
steampunk costume was compared to most people there last night
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:20,
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Well I would have done, had you had the decency to post pics, as requested.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:22,
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oh yeah
I had one taken with my camera but it's terrible and (as usual) I am gurning and have red eye. I'll direct you to pictures if some turn up on the fb group.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:23,
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yeah, yeah, excuses, excuses.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:34,
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Alright Gonz?
I've left the chicken in buttermilk overnight, and will be making them tonight. Also added turmeric to the mixture, so that should help too!
Cheers for all you help, really do appreciate it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:34,
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Oh man, photograph it please =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:53,
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Shall do, going to make a few notes, will likely post it on facebook later
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:58,
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Gonz!
Did you hear back from MasterChef?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:36,
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They said he couldn't go on for 'ealth and saftey reasons
not enough toilets in the studio
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:37,
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Nope, sad times, I was watching it before today on the good food channel and I'm DEFFO better than the people who were on it.
I reckon it's an old one though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:42,
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Chin up mate
If it works anything like TWL you'll be on a list of potential candidates, you never know when the call might come. Fingers crossed for you.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:44,
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Nah', I don't mind though, it'll give me another year to improve.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:55,
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Not bad, thanks.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:37,
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Pretty good, almost human.
another hour or so and I can fuck off for a 4 day weekend. I just need to decide if/how much to dress up for the bash.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:40,
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Alright Gonz.
I done OT and you know what?
I like it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:44,
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Tick!
Wait... is that bad?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:45,
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FUCK YOU! I'M LEAVIN4EVA!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:50,
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and good fucking riddance.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:55,
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Aww fanks, I wuv oo too hugglebear *SNUGGLEZ*
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:59,
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Yuk, stop hugging my you filthy /talker
I'll catch something.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:01,
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HAHAHA! Now you have the AIDS.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:03,
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No, I had that allready
just got over it in fact, do keep up.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:04,
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I have no stalker files on you timid OTers.
YET.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:07,
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No point wasting time stalking me.
My life's an open book, every body knows my shit, no one cares.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:10,
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Pop-up?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:14,
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Not recently.
*sadface*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:15,
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:'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:21,
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I no, rite?
Never mind I'm gonna dress up like a girl for Halloween and see if I can get lucky up north with AA.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:26,
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It's worth a go, no need to shave either.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:28,
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Good Job.
I do not with to loose my Awesome Facial Hair, it's something of a trade mark you see.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:34,
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I too have facial hair. Mine looks awful. I like it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:35,
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I'm in a pub by my self
Who wants to join me for a bit of company?
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wanderlust, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:51,
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I'd love to but I've got to tidy the flat and shit.
Plus I'm not paying peak rail fares for a quick pint.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:52,
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We'll organise another night then.
But not Monday as I'll be washing my hair.
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wanderlust, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:57,
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They tell me that a stinking cold isn't an STI, would you like me to prove them wrong?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:53,
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tell monty to get better
so that we can go out for our lovely nommy curry please!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:56,
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Actually
I am nearly better at last. I can now swallow (HAHAHAHAHAHHA SWALLOW!!!! YOU KNOW, SPUNK!!!!!!) without wincing for the first time in a month.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:09,
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Bit of a way to go, soz.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:58,
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Sorry I'm dying and shaving my hair tonight.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:59,
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U R Jade Goody AICMFP
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:06,
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10/10
This fucking SUPERB.
TO THE POPULAR PAGE WITH YOU!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:07,
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I've re-read this three times and cannot stop chortling.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:09,
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that's awful, i know she was a racist and that
but she was a mother and she died far too young
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:12,
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Would anyone have given a shit if she was run over?
I doubt it. So why everyone was crying and wringing their hands over her death is a fucking mystery to me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:13,
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I didn't see anyone crying, cept maybe her family on the news
I wasn't a fan, but a mum dying before her 30th birthday isn't a reason to celebrate anything
also, i think that the slow, cancerous death is more harrowing than a quick hit and run
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:14,
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It's nothing to celebrate, but nothing to care about either.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:15,
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true, i din't care neither
but going 'haha, she deed' is a bit cunty
what if that had been your relative?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:16,
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If I was related to that hideous cretin I would kill myself in shame.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:17,
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I dount that, you'r being a bit melodramatic there
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:18,
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The fact that my Mum is dead is sort of a running joke round here.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:17,
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haha, you're mum's dead!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:18,
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What a cunt. Fuck sake Adam.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:19,
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yet again, gentlemen, that is TEXTBOOK.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:21,
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Adam is ignoring me now :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:26,
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Oh man UNLUCKY
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30,
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GUTTED
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:33,
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That's bang out of order.
You say sorry RIGHT NOW
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:20,
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sorry your mum's dead, I'm sure she's reading b3ta up in valhalla
vigorously frotting herself over mongychop's's scat porn
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:21,
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I'm pretty sure Monty's mum wouldn't be into Mongy's kind of porn.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:27,
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it wasn't his mum taht died
it was that guy with the single dad
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:27,
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Yes it is. Don't be such a bender.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:15,
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and what if it had been your mum/friend/partner?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:16,
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i could do with a second trainee
i have some research about once-and-for-all versus continuing breaches that needs carrying out. do you want to pop over?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:20,
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what line of work are you in and what's the pay?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:22,
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i'm a lawyer
i earn £1,000,000 a year.
i might give my trainee £1.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:22,
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He's a fully trained teaboy you know.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:23,
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£although I'm not sure it's worth the effort. It's a bit convoluted.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:23,
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i like it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:25,
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urgh
i don't do girls.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:28,
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They've got front bottoms you know
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30,
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I once nearly got FOUR fingers up there
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:31,
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what are you, a kitkat?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:35,
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not much good to me mate, I'm a tree surgeon
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:24,
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He's used to dealing with dead wood.
hahahahahaha yeah.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:26,
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Knock knock
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:26,
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whose there?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:27,
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KNOCK KNOCK
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:28,
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WHOSE THERE?
Oh wait, I mean knock knock who?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30,
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:( ruined now
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:31,
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Are you suggesting I'd have Jade fucking Goody as a partner?
Or that I might in any way be related to such a ghastly prole?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:28,
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If you took her home to meet the parents.... where did you dig her up?
LOLOLOLOL ROFL.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:34,
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Hahaa
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:44,
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She was a mongol and well you know it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:15,
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but still, wouldn't wish cancer on anyone
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:15,
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I would - in fact I do this quite regularly.
The person I did that to was Mo Mowlam.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:16,
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what go around come around, kid
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:17,
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Talking about cancer gives you cancer?
Are you a simpleton from the Middle Ages?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:28,
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I'm a great believer in karma
if you keep putting bad things out there, bad things will happen to you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30,
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Please show your workings.
Also inaccurate, look at Jeremy Kyle. He should have been arse raped by a gang of neds by your thinking.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:32,
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Why?
There's not a single shred of evidence pointing to the existence of karma.
I put it to you that such notions are total codswallop dreamt up by simple-minded people desperately trying to make themselves feel better about life's injustices.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:35,
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Better to think life is unfair, otherwise folks'd deserve all the shit that happened to them.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:36,
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Ah yes.
Wasn't it legendary deep thinker and philosopher 'Glenn Hoddle' who once said that spastics must have done something to deserve their plight? Charming fellow and ENTIRELY CORRECT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:38,
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Yeah
those kids who die of hideous illnesses before they have even learnt to speak must be right fucking cunts in the months they're alive.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:41,
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PS quoting Cypress Hill lyrics is the preserve of teenage masturbators from the mid-90s.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30,
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Indeed. It makes cops come and try to snatch your crops, I've heard.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:32,
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Hahahaha
I saw them once. They were dismal - and actually I don't mind one or two of their records.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:36,
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Except her.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:16,
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Oh AA you wag.
I shall sooo look forward to meeting you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:12,
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Famous last words.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:24,
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I'm gonna dress up all girly for Halloween, seduce the fucker
and at the critical moment I'll flip him over and ruin him.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:29,
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Sounds like a plan.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30,
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Isn't cross-dressing and seducing b3tans AA's usual trick?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:31,
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'Zactly!
hence the irony LOLs
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:32,
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Do you mean "thats the joke"?
I always miss them
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:33,
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Not really
that's Chompy's schick I just think it will be funny.
TTFN
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:36,
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i can't believe you're talking about his stick
eeeeow.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:44,
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it's the best I have so far, we'll see what comes up at the time.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:32,
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alright gonz
thinking of you as am going to the farringdon cheese place with my friend tonight.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:55,
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Is that a euphemism?
I've not 'been to the farringdon cheese place' with a lady in ages.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:00,
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If it is a euphemism
it doesn't sound much like a place I'd care to visit.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:06,
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leave the man and his crusty foot fetish alone
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:08,
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I was thinking of the lady parts of an unwashed hippy as it happens
but each to their own.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:13,
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well, quite.
if that's what you choose to think about.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:21,
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The run up to Christmas brings out the pervert in me.
and I like cheese
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30,
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This subthread is uniquely grim.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:44,
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I'm none too shabby, ta Gonz.
By the way, do you know this record? It's no 'Scrotal Sac and Scooby Doo Pip' in that it's actually very good, but I always think of you when I play it.
www.amazon.com/Double-Live-Gonzo-Ted-Nugent/dp/B0000025C3
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:14,
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I certainly am, thank you very much.
And how are you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:19,
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I'm home and loving it.
I have the smell of baking wafting around the house and soon I shall hoover up.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:19,
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Mad, crazy times.
How did the brownies come out? Are you going to 'test' one for potency?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:21,
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I'm cooking them now and will try one tonight : )
I bought red hair extensions today. Woo!
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:21,
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Sounds like fun.
Let me know how that goes.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30,
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steady
comments like that can be taken out of context. At least try and stick to guides, eh?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:23,
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haha!
*does brownie salute*
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:23,
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I promise that I will do my best
to do my duty to god
to serve the queen
and to help other people
and to keep the brownie guide law
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:28,
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I wasn't a brownie. I joined the girl guides.
I got my hostess badge, hence my awesome hostessing skills.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:29,
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Are you like Alison Steadman in Abigail's Party?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30,
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is that a hostess badge
or a "hostess" badge?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30,
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I had the
Housekeeper badge in Brownies, that's why...oh..um.
Well, I had a shit load of art and craft badges in guides. I even convinced the guide leader that 'cheese painting' (ie painting on cheese slices with food colouring) could count as a craft (or perhaps a
Kraft
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:31,
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I only got one badge in guides, and that was childminding.
I had a chuffing armful in Brownies, though. I was an ace brownie.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:34,
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I was a Brownie Leader for a while
I have a badge for that, too
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:41,
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When I was a guide, I was a helper at the local brownie troop.
I enjoyed it so much I stayed in the guides for about six months longer than I really wanted to.
What 'sixes' were you in?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:44,
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Imps
We're the ever helpful Imps
Quick and quiet as any shrimps
you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:45,
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I was a pixie, then an imp, and then a pixie again.
In teh guides I was a snowdrop.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:52,
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I was a Robin
I can't remember the pixie poem
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:53,
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I don't remember any poem : (
Now I have to check up on the brownie images to see if they've butchered the sixes the way they butchered the uniform...
EDIT:
Noooooo!!!!!!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:56,
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i liked the new uniforms
I was in guides when it happened. Because I was tall and fat I looked ridiculous in the old ones - the skirts were always WAY too short
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:57,
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On reflection, I've remembered I wasn't an imp, I was an elf.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:00,
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This is what we do as elves
Think of others not ourselves
elves = lame
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:01,
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its OK, they've still got imps
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:58,
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haha, do the badger ones belong to me?
I shall make an army of brownie minions.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:01,
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They've changed it a bit now, I think.
They've either taken out god or the queen. I can't remember which.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:32,
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arf.
Blimey, everyone's on form today.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:01,
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Show us your 'brown owl', love.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:37,
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consider my monocle well and truly dropped.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:48,
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<s>some letters that change it to 'moagly' or whatever the leader is called.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:05,
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fucking marvellous
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:53,
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Yeah I am actually
I'm about to go to a beer festival and I'm off work tomorrow.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:25,
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get in.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:27,
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