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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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fish mitten
i see in the news that people have been returning handbags to m&s because they stink of fish. which really does have to be one of the worst stenches ever. so... best smell? and worst smell?

i'd have to say: tangy aftershave on a man's neck and eggy farts on the hot, sweaty tube. the latter being the fucking rudest thing you can do.

alt: i am dealing with the 50th set of rent arrears in liverpool this year. people in liverpool do not pay their rent. what cliches have you found to be true?

alt alt: what is going wrong with the counter this morning then?
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:52, 194 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I like the smell of clean babies and old books.
I hate the smell of meat pies and the gym when it's full of men.

Alt: Merkins really don't get sarcasm that well.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Mmm tasty meat pies.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)
oh god yes
sweaty man stink in the gym is awful
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)
I don't mind a bit of BO on a partner but a room full of them knocks you for six.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)
fresh sweat is manly
the thick fug that engulfs you if you go to the gym after work is just rank.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)
i second the baby thing

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Depends which end you smell really

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)
I'm off to see Aber in January.
I can't wait to have a good sniff of her baby.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)
+ ,

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Hahah that took me a second

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)
i was worried it was too subtle
i should have known that i am never too subtle
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)
I don't get it

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)
i am too subtle for naked ape
hmm. hardly a ringing endorsement of my delicately barbed wildean wit, is it?
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)
: (
And I'm always so nice to you
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)
are you?
oh. ok, sorry...
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Euphemism of the day.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)
your qwrong

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)
So's your face.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)
best smell: desperation
worst smell: The fat sweaty hippos arse that sits next to you on the bus and stinks like they haven't washed in a month b ecause they sat of their "cleaner boy" and now can't reach into their fetid pockets of flab.

alt: fat people smell

alt alt: It's got AIDS sorry to be teh bearer etc
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Well hello there ; )

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)
*Inhales*
*defcon bongle*
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)
That reminds me, I used to have a client in the Jobcentre
who constantly smelled like he'd shat himself and then ground the contents of his grundies into his buttocks just for good measure. He used to have his own special seat that would be wheeled out pre interview, then sprayed with air freshener and locked back in the cupboard until next time.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)
I once walked past some tramps in Nice
it was 30 degrees and they were all wearing shit and piss encrsuted clothes, I nearly ralphed there and then.

in fact i change my worst smell to tramps, dirty buggers
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Oh God yeah.
There was one in a pub in Newcastle a few years ago. He HAD actually shat himself, as you could see it plastered all over his jeans and up his back and also had sick in his beard. Why the landlord didn't throw him out I don't know; it was one of the most offensive reeks I've ever come across.

*bokes at the memory*
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)
and your qwrong

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Your face is wrong.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)
I love the smell of matches being struck
I have no idea why. I hate the smell of bleach
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)
I love the smell of cannabis.
I smoke much, much less than I used to but even if I were to give it up altogether, I will always love the rich and pungent aroma of good quality derp. I also love the smell of pipe smoke - it reminds me of my grandfather. He died of throat cancer, irony fans.

Alt: African men frequently stink of B.O.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Good weed smells lovely

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)
With you on the pipe smoke.
My father in law smokes a pipe and the smell is heavenly.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)
and your wrong

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)
And so's your face.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)
dude who gives a fuck about his face?
it's his posting that sucks
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)
I don't, I just like responding to his wrong comments with the phrase.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)
hippocritt

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I hate the smell of pineapple as it makes me retch.
Best smell, I'm not sure but the Caribbean fish stew we had at the weekend smelled absolutely glorious.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)
your wrong

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)
So's yer face.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)
My office smells of bacon sandwich as I have just eaten a bacon sandwich
and bacon is a good smell.

The worst smell is some type of tall pink flowering plant that grws in damp areas and smells of decomposition and death with a hint of milk. Milky tea smell is a close second.

Alt: I'm going to go with the "love is blind" cliche.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)
'Love' is blind but 'Like' is just too fucked up to see straight.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)
and your wrong

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Your face, etc.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Sauce?

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Best smell; cooking steak
To say my appreciation of it is heightened by its rarity would be a massive understatement.

Worst smell; blocked drains, vomitus, petrol, queef.

Alt: women with huge tits love talking about them, even when they claim not to like said tits.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)
your wrong

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)
And so's yer face.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Good steak smells magnificent.
Also, how was your steak?
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)
petrol (but it dunt smell as good as it used to for some reason?) and bacon
fucking hell shit boring cunt fuck awful bollocks
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)
yes
yes you certainly are
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)
what is the best and the worst smel?
best: rachelswipes tears of bitter chunky LONELINESS
worst: rachelswipes massive sweaty growler
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)
fail on:
humour, spelling, grammar, actually being either accurate or offensive, and interesting.

you're shit and you know you are, you're shit and you know you are...
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Ally McBeal died alone too you know

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)
'cept she were thin

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)
hmmmm
posting 2,000 things on the internet in about 2 days is a sure sign of someone with a great job, social life and relationship. it surely is.

i feel sorry for you now.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)

member for 7 years, 9 months and 18 days
has posted 2 messages on the main board
has posted 39 messages on the talk board
has posted 0 messages on the links board
has posted 925 stories and 17546 replies on question of the week

and your here on those lonely winter evenings too aren't you?
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)
and your supposed to have a GODD JOB of soliciting or something aren't yopu?

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)
so i average 6 posts a day
and you average 16 posts a day

hahahaha you either have a shit job or are unemployable.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)
i ent bin here 7 years

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)
you'll never get a better job with language like that, shitjob

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)
i have an excellent job, working with great people, i've not complained on here about it once
mrs chasing scousers for rent is my life
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)
course you do, sweetheart
that's why you're illiterate and flooding a board on the internet with nasty tedious comments to strangers.

for the record, "chasing scousers for rent" is actually a global plc and the rent owed is about £2,000,000 and it's a donging great dispute involving 3 parties and the council. now go and flip those burgers, shitjob, that £10,000 a year won't earn itself.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)
haha, calm it flappers

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)
it's in LIVERPOOL
calm down, not calm it.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)
Petrol no longer has lead in it.
And the fact that you liked the smell of it so much when it did explains so many things.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:19, Reply)
nah but even in the last few years it seems to have a cleaner smell?

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)
YOUR ALL WRONG MINE IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Good smells: someone else making the cooked breakfast
Bad smells: dog shit

Alt: Women are mental.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)
WRONG

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Face.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)
^^ This

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)
counter thing is cos pricky boyce pricked up editing his post so it pricked the pricking countprick

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)
I'll second that aftershave thing
never underestimate the power of nice smelling men. Mmmm.

I work in a lab. Some of the stuff we have in here smells like you wouldn't even believe, I'm talking insta-retch, nearly passing out kind of reek. And no, I'm talking about chemicals, not my colleagues...
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)
i apologise profusely but it would appear that you are
FUCKEN SHITCUNT WRONG MOTHERFUCKER
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)
As is your face.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Dear God you really are tedious.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)
FUCK YOUR FACE

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)
and determined to get the world record for number of posts in a day
aren't we lucky to have him?
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)
i hardly bene here all morning, making up for lost time

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Did I miss a good evening?
it's a real shame I couldn't come.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)
ugly mentals who can't make friends offline gathering to discuss lunch?
you didn't miss much treacle
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:19, Reply)
you did
it was great fun
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Ah well
I had a good evening regardless. But next time, eh? If you let me know in enough time I can sort something out with work!
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)
DMSO and DMS for the minging win.
Although we used to grow a Strep strain that needed sheep blood meal in its media, that was fucking vile.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)
I've never found DMSO to be that bad
2-ME or TEMED, however...
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)
2-YOU?

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)
2-mercaptoethanol
it honks. Honks.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)
I used to fucking hate running reduced gels because of that.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Oof, not good.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Oh, sweet jesus, mercaptoethanol, I'd actually erased that from my mind it's so fucking bad.
Cheers for that.

DMSO on its own is bearable but if you get anoxic transformation into DMS then it's fucking evil.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)
We only ever use it for freezing cells down
so none of that, I don't think.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)
yeah, some cells will do that transformation
so when you defrost them .... it's mingtown.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)
The worst thing I've ever smelled in terms of chemicals was sulphur
So I assume yours is far worse, and as such, you have my sympathy.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)
In my new job we also have to culture stool samples
so that we can test them for presence of typhoid. Oh. Dear. Sweet. Jesus. I actually hold my breath before going in to that incubator.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)
"Welcome to the shitcubator"

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Guns 'n' Roses' disappointing followup etc

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Gahhh, fucking hell
I really struggle with the smell of sick, no idea how in the hell you're able to go that much further.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I quite like the slightly musty smell of second hand records and books.
Hash, but not weed; curry or generally garlic and other spices being cooked; about 25 years ago there was a place in town that sold coffee beans that was down an alleyway, I used to love walking through there as a child.

I can't stand the smell of most perfumes and aftershaves, quite apart from the fact that they make me sneeze and cough, I just don't like them.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)
INCORRECT

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Your face is incorrect.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)
+ it needs correcting with a shovel

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)
The smell of a chippy is a lovely one, and I quite like the perfume of one woman in the office currently.
Worst for me is coffee, I hate that.

Alt: Less attractive people are better kissers.

Alt Alt: Fuck knows.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)
wrong tubbo

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Why, which one did you think I was?

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)
BACON AND PETROL

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)
I do eat a fair amount of bacon, but I wouldn't say I AM bacon.
Nor am I petrol.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)
NOT A FUCKEN CLUE PAL, NOT A FUCKEN CLUE

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)
You're right, you don't.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)
i am

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Alt: sockpuppet accounts are always tedious but rarely funny

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:19, Reply)
pretty sure you mean AND, but implies that you were going the other way

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)
you forgot cowardly
that is quite important - if you want to be rude to people, tell them who you are. otherwise you're even more pathetic than someone who just wants to be rude online in the first place.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)
apparently solicitors have one of the highest suicide rates of any profession
just saying
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)
at least we have a profession
shitjob
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)
hahaha, you don't know what i do

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:03, Reply)
Best smells: frankincense, dogs, lush shops.
Worst smells: sweaty men, vomit, peppers.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)
WRONG

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)
You like the smell of sweaty men?

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)
BACON AND PETROL

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)
You are wrong in every conceivable way about Lush shops.
They are hideously nauseating and make me want to rip my own nose off.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Even when walking past them, the smell is vile.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)
It really is.
My ex dragged me into one in Kingston, many years ago. After five minutes I had to go and stand outside as the stench was making me feel sick.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Lush shops are ok when you walk past them
but going in gives me a blinding headache and makes me feel like an asthmatic. TOO MUCH SMELL.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Gives me a headache too.
As does the smell of strawberries, for some reason.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)
I'd love to work in one of them. But yeah, you can smell them from two streets away. Not great if you don't like them.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)
The staff in there are too fucking friendly
I thought one of the girls in there was trying to pick up my ex from right underneath my nose. Is it too much to ask to be treated with some honest, British contempt when I go shopping?
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)
what's the most confusing day in Liverpool?
fathers day.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)
heehehehe, a genuinely amusing post among a deluge of SHITE

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:25, Reply)
Your face is shite.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)
it sure is man

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)
It's funny because it reinforces stereotypes.
LOL ROFL
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)
hahaha and scousers are pikeys and that and hillsborough etc and they beat chelsea

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)
What do you call a scouser in a suit?
The accused.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)
What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night?
What are you looking at?
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)
What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit?
The Bride
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)
Whenever I was down the Crown Court in Liverpool they still turned up in trackies

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)
One of the nicest smells around is leather.
Also, perfume. Nice perfume applied sparingly is extremely distracting.

Ammonia's a fucking awful smell. It makes me gag. I'm not a fan of bleach, either. Cleaning chemicals have a very particular smell that sets me teeth on edge.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)
sorry but your wrong

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)
You do know that you're not supposed to brush your teeth with Cif, don't you?

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:35, Reply)
But it says right on the bottle 'for use with enamel surfaces'

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)
As for the alt: The English abroad.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Ah yes, the socks and sandals look
and the lobster-red skin, and ill-behaved children.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)
I was thinking more the drinking and the fighting

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Pfft
I'm not common enough to go on that kind of holiday.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)
How the fuck can Thomas Cook owe nearly a billion quid?

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)
i dunno mr i narrowly avoided bamkruptcy, how can thomas cook owe nearly a billion quid?

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)
WHEN ITS A JAR
HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Do they?

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Apparently. Makes my sixty grand look like fuck all, eh?

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)
that's all quentin's going to earn in 5 years though
don't mock it
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)
I've just had a look.
Christ on a spacehopper.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)
thing is
people pat themselves on the back with glee when they save £100 by buying online. which is understandable for the individual, but fucks over the travel agencies - and they employ so many people and have so many premises rented on the high street etc.

would be a massive problem for landlords and employees if TC went down.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)
I'm not going to feel sorry for companies with outmoded business models though.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)
Travel Agents tend to fuck over the hotels and apartments as well, though.
The people who's apartments we stay in on Kos were with Airtours, until they realised that they were being paid the same flat rate per night all season, but that Airtours were hiking up the cost of a package holiday to ridiculous levels depending on when the peak bookings hit (i.e. school holidays), and they weren't benefiting from it.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)
They sound like mongs in fairness

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)
Sixty grand?
Fucking hell Monty, it's worse than I thought. How the fuck....?
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)
At one point I was forced to pay my mortgage on a credit card.
That alone was nearly four grand in as many months. Once it starts spiralling it's amazing how quickly it gets that bad.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Bloody hell
I sincerely hope you get things sorted soon.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)
It's done.
I have a repayment agreement with my creditors that is fucking painful but just about doable. For the first time in ten years I should be able to live within my means. It's fucking shit.

Thanks, by the way.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)
That's good
So how long till they're off your back?
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Five long years.
At the end of that I am obliged to remortgage my home and pay them a lump sum. Then I am free to start doing it all over again.

Hopefully I am jesting here.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:18, Reply)
I hope for your sake that you are too.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:22, Reply)
I hope so too
But isn't remortgaging just taking on another debt?
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Too many Thomas Cook holidays, I'll wager.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)
I did go to Cyprus and to Skiathos on borrowed money
as my ex asked me along so I could spend time with my daughter. That's another couple of grand of the total.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)
They bought dinner and drinks in Norway?

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)
I have never missed my rent, you slanderererer.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)
technically it's libel
slander is spoken. and i promise you i didn't say it out loud.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)
you studied law for 5 years for that?
fucks sake, pissing my taxes up the wall
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)
yup
you must pay a whole load of tax, what with that great job you have.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)
bet i earn more than you

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)
AND i don't have an orange boyfriend

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)
racist

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)
neither do you tho LOL

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)
the last one was asian
the new one is white

neither of them are orange
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)
you said summink about fake tan

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)
How much do you earn Quenty, gaz me, then swipey can gaz me and I'll call a winner

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)
last quarter was in excess of £250,000, split between me and my business partner mind

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Must be hard watching them swan off with 245k every quarter

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:10, Reply)
quite

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Cor, you're like that secret millionaire
I've got a donkey sanctuary that really needs a secret benefactor
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:21, Reply)
NO MONEY FOR THE DONKEYS

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)
And that's just what he declared for taxes folx !

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:22, Reply)
yeah i like my expenses man, good shit

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:22, Reply)
How much would you sort me out for a photo of my bumhole ?
I'll even stick anything that fits inside it. Could even do video if that helps.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)
put a pug in there til it suffocates, i'll give you 4 grand and write it off as a charitable donation

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)
finally, something genuinely funny from you
because every high-earning self-employed entrepreneur sits around on b3ta trying to annoy random strangers.

hahaha.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)
is there anybody here trustworthy enough for me to give the name of my company and my real name etc?
a credit check could easily sort this out.

Business is practically running itself these days, we've done alright through the recession and I didn't set out to annoy, its just a bonus
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:29, Reply)
there is literally nothing you could say
that would prove you are anything other than a burger flipping shitjob.

for a start, who wants a business that is doing "alright" and "running itself"? if you have the nous and ability to run a decent company, you make it bigger and better. you don't sit back and go, "aaaaah, bit of cash, now i can fuck around online all day."

now, off you pop, your break is over.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)
LOL

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)
WRONG

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Fresh washing, manliness, baby's heads, Christmas, my cat's fur.

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)
wrong

(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)
I got a mate who bought a handbag from a market stool and it stank for months of weed. She didn't notice 'till she got home though and it was a really nice bag that she wanted to keep. When she sprayed it with stuff, a few hours later, it went back to sme
lling of weed.

Bet you it was used to smuggle drugs into the UK.

Totally just signed all the paper work for exchange which should go through this week for completiion in 2 week's time. OH GEE OH GOSH OH ME OH MY.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Late reply is too late
the worst smell, would be from a summer job I had many years ago having to clean the inside of a sanitory towel incinerator after it had been broken for a couple of weeks,
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)

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