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Good morningThis is the time of year I start watching all the films I didn't get around to watching in 2011. Last night I watched Drive and loved it, I might try out The Tree Of Life tonight if I feel I'm in the right mood for it.
Have you got anything you need to catch up on from 2011 or is it full steam ahead for 2012?
Alt: What's shaping up to be the best music festival this year? I've never been to one and I hope to get around to it this year.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:42,
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I'd love to go to a festival this year, but money just won't allow iti have a stag do coming up in Feb that i need £400 for, which wouldn't normally be an issue but I'm now the sole provider in the Ape household.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:48,
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I watched Cowboys and Aliens last yesterday, it was quite good for a sci-fi action flick.You should go to Download, Sabbath are reforming for it and BGB is going too.
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I sometimes feel bands should leave their legacies intact rather than keep on and on(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:51,
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I quite enjoyed it despite not liking cowboys.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:52,
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I've heard nothing but bad things about it...maybe I'll have a look(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:53,
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Anyone that wanted to start bad mouthing films could find much worse to go to town on.It's a film about cowboys and aliens, exactly how much high art are people expecting. It has cowboys fighting aliens and the aliens look good and the cowboys are gruff and mean. You can't really fault it for what it is.
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Are you wearing a wig of pubic hairand have two large lips glued to your back?
Cause you're a dead ringer for a cunt.
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Oh come onthat was quite a good one. Don't get your frilly knickers in a twist Quentin, you're better than that.
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look i didn't start anything, i was just here minding my non-cowboy business and you come around here with your accusations of being a cunt and its not like i ever asked for it or anythingi'm gazzing the mods, i shouldn't have to put up with this
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i'd have spat in the spitoon, pulled up my gunbelt and taken you outside for a showdown(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:39, Reply)
nah wai dood, i had it all planned out in my head yesterday for how to do a showdown onlinewe get a third person to post "DRAW!", and the first person to reply to them with 'pachow!' wins the showdown
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pachow!I was wearing a boiler plate round my neck like Clint Eastwood in For a Few Dollers More* and also Marty McFly in Back to the Future 3.
* may have been another film
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ah fuck, soo cold, bring me mary from the whorehousei need so say goodbye
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If you are catching up on films, make sure you see Bridesmaids.I haven't been to a music festival since 2002, so no help from me I'm afraid.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:55,
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Oh man, there are loads....Green Lantern, Thor, Capt. America, Hugo, the last Harry Potter (both parts), Tranformers 3, Fast Five, Hangover 2, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Real Steal, Tintin, Super 8.
I also gotta get Xman First Lesson to complete the DVD. Apparently next up is an Origans for Cyclops.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:56,
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When the first one was out on DVD, there was a bloke in the cab office I was working in at the time who insisted we watched it twice a night twice a weekend every week for 3 months straight.I really learnt to fucking hate that film, but I still want to see #2, just once, only once, and then never again.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:59,
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It is 100 times worse than the first one.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:01,
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Is the whole thing one big contrived meeting of 10 different directors/producers yelling at each other "WHAT COOL THING CAN WE DO NEXT? HOW CAN WE GET TEENAGE GIRLS TO USE THE WORD 'RANDOM' ?".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:14,
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Transformers 3 is gash.The others from there I've seen are excellent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:00,
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I didn't like the first two, wanna give the third one a chance.Michael Bay is a cunt who stole my childhood, in that respect.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:05,
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I liked the first two, but the third one is diabolically bad.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:06,
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I wanna see if I can get something that'll convert a 3D avi file (or whatever the 3d format is)...... and convert it on the fly to blue/red alternative. That would be so fucking cool.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:15,
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That's the most schizophrenic list of 'good' movies I've ever read.Thor, Captain America and Planet Of The Apes were great and Hugo looks great.
But Green Lantern? Hangover 2? Real Steel? (I actually can't believe I even went to see Real Steel. It looked like it would be dreadful and it was dreadful).
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:01,
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I'll be honest with you, I just googled "top 10 films...." and choose some films I want to see...... none of these films I wanted to see enough to be bothered to leave the house for.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:03,
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I'll get my hands on a copy when I get back into the land of real internets and then possibly purchase.I fucking love using a computer to run my telly, the freeview is better than any box-set, and I can see all my downloaded content really well too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:07,
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Unless it's top quality, don't bother I'd sayExcellent film, but the effects really help to make it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:10,
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I can more than likely get a bluray rip.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:11,
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Ah, I see.I wouldn't want to leave the house either if I was excited to live somewhere as you so obviously are with your new place.
But Planet Of The Apes, as AA says, is surprisingly great.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:05,
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I like going out now, it means I get to come home to a lovely flat/home.Yesterday I hoovered up even though it didn't need it, I just did it cus I dropped a single piece of popcorn and realised it's been 3 days since I last hoovered. I also wash my plates every time I finish eating, like, within an hour. And I put all my stuff away all nice and neetly where that piece of stuff belongs. And within an hour of waking up I put my bed back (think about this one, you get to go back to sleep to a really lovely coozy home made bed... if you do it every day it only takes a minute, and then every week from scratch so you can wash the sheets).
I love having a really nice place to live.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:10,
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easier to keep a tidy flat tidy, than to tidy a messy faltor something
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:12,
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Yeah man.I filled up about 10 skips worth of stuff, true story.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:16,
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I actually quite enjoyed Green LanternIt wasn't great, but could have been far worse.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:03,
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I didn't hate it,, but it couldn't be in any list of 'good' films.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:04,
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It's fine if you don't know anything about the character. My girlfriend liked it, but it got on my nerves too much.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:41,
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Full steam ahead for me, reallyAlt: I'm not planning on festivaling this year, but this was the first to tempt me, despite it being in The Netherlands. Download would be excellent too, but I just don't fancy it this year, it costs far too much, and I would dislike 90% of the people there.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:58,
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Those band names sound like they're made up by happy well-rounded indeviduals.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:00,
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I like bands you can decide you hate just by there names.It saves so much effort.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:06,
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this is the ultimate spelling grammar put down, you realise that don't you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:11,
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I like bands whose names describe what it feels like to listen to themLike "Hour of Penance", "Abysmal Torment", "Suffering Quota" and "Misery Index" to name but 4 just on that bill.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:39,
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I'm listening to that Adel lass, I like listening to her in the morning, good wake up music.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:12,
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I was looking forward more to Cannibal Corpse, with their lovely song titles, such as 'Entrails Ripped From A Virgins Cunt', 'I Cum Blood', and the classic singalong 'Fucked With A Knife'(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:09,
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I like metal and fgairly heavy stuff like "Lamb of God" and "Slayer"but i cannot in any way get my head around bands like cannibal corpse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:10,
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I can understand that completelyBut for whatever reason, I like them
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:13,
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Try The Human Centipede, 1 and 2.The 2nd one needed 32 cuts, to get it through the censore, apparently one of them said it was the sickest thing he'd ever seen, and contravened the Obscenre Publications Act.
Edit, I've just realised you're talking bands, and not horror films. It's still early.
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I've actually read the censors summary report.He sounds pretty logical, first one was obviously mad scientist and could be considered funny, the second one seemed to be just torture rape and mutilation porn.
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From what I've read, I agree. I have no desire to see either.The reviews I've read of both seem to come to the same conclusion anyway: they're shit. The second one particularly.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:23,
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Pretty much, yes.The first one was tongue in cheek, the second one not.
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Surely you mean the first one was tongue in arse?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:24,
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*Claims*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:29,
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Ha.I think my claim has finally been processed, fucking useless bastards.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:33,
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So you will be the only one on here with cash in January?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:37,
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Possibly, yeah.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:41,
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The last time I signed on it took about 4 months, and intervention by the CAB, to get any cash. Was all backdated though.(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)
I'll bet it was because the guy processing your claim was a bit dusky.(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:46, Reply)
This will be backdated, thankfully.I've got another interview tomorrow, so hopefully I won't have to cross their bloody doorstep again for a while.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:47,
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I have never been to a festival and I am too old now (and like my home comforts too much). However I like the sound of this one: www.beautifuldays.org/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:00,
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You should try, latitude, Lama Tree or Secret garden party(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:08,
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You're never too old for festivals.I'm an old git in my 40s, and still enjoy them.
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Yeah, but you've also demonstrated that you're a racist moron, so I don't think we should use you as a yardstick for acceptable behaviour.(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:30, Reply)
The fact that you start mouthing off in a way that was demonstrably racist, and then you sought to defend your views by saying "But my best friend/wife is black"(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:42, Reply)
I have equal disregard for Islam, Christianity Judaism, all of them.(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:47, Reply)
I'm not going back over it again so you can try and justify your irrational predjudicesThis is my line being drawn on this discussion, but please note I will continue to mock you for being a racist tool.
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Bestival looks good to me.I'm a Glastonbury snob though so I'll wait until next year!
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*mimes horn tooting gesture*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:36,
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I do that all the time.but not just a gesture, I actually toot my horn.
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Happy New Year all!I'm currently watching Licence To Kill as it is the only Bond film I've not seen. I have about 1,000,000 tasks to catch up on with work and home stuff but meh, I'll do them when I can
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Pearl Jam gig at Manchester = win!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:27,
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Licence to Kill is generally derided, but I like it.It's not really a Bond film in the sense of the rest of the movie franchise, but then you could say that the last two haven't really been either.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:28,
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I also like the connections to Live and Let Die, both the book and the film.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:30,
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I've only read one Bond book - Casino RoyaleI just noticed it on ITV a few days ago and thought I'd take the opportunity
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:31,
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The books are a very different beast to the films.Moonraker, The Spy Who Loved Me and You Only Live Twice are nothing like their film counterparts.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:44,
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Are you sure you're talking about Licence to Kill and not Never say Never Again?(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Yes.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:32,
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I'm referring to the factthat the same actor plays Felix Leiter in both films, and the fate suffered by Leiter in Licence to kill is also meted out to him in the book of Live and Let Die. It's also the only time Leiter was played by the same actor in the original run of films.
I must get out more.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:35,
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Woo!.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:42,
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dude, i know you ent got a job but for seriousget out once in a while, yeah?
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Get back to work you fucking slacker.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:44,
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Out of film canon, the two Dalton films work very well. They're not particularly good when viewed with the others in the series though. I really love the Aston in The Living Daylights.
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I really love the accidental nipple shot in The Living Daylights.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:52,
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I want to like James Bond, I really do, but I find it so dull and tedious, the only one I've ever liked was Goldeneye, and that was only 'cus of the video game.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:40,
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Got some odds and sods at work I need to do before Mondayso naturally I am on here doing none of them...
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Injecting them with proteins so that they make antibodies to them, actuallyalthough that was in my last job, not this one.
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There's your flatmate answer then.She's obviously a science student and all the manky plates are coursework and not down to the fact that she's a hacky lazy skank.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:56,
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What you said about that in your status is pretty much every shared house I've ever stayed in unless there's some sort of washing up organisation.
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There is a washing up organisationme. I'm fucking sick of tidying up after people but I can't use the kitchen if it's already a horrendous mess.
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My old trick is usually, "I'll cook a meal for us all if you wash up"That sometimes works.
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I bet you followed up with "hahaloljk" after they'd done the dishes though.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:08,
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Yes, then I would explain to them at length how witty the whole event was.(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)
I'd have paid money to watch that.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:13,
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There's no shared areawe don't really socialise. And I'm fucked if I'm cooking a nice meal for those bloody wastrels just to get them to clean up after themselves.
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It's all about the give and take, cook them a nice meal get the bongos out and sit around a bonfire and talk about how you want to change the world with love.
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Then one of them can show you how they can do that fire staff twirling thing(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)
I was taught to juggle right by this really spiritual guy, I think he was a Guru or Yogi, I met him on this beach in Mali, he was from Surrey and we really connected, like on a spiritual level.
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People you meet on beaches who can do circus skills are the deepest people there are.Seriously, they just have a whole different outlook on life.
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ha ha, Totally, they're just on another level. They really SEE the world don't just watch it they SEEEEEE it!
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I do have bongos and poi, as it happensstill not cooking them dinner though.
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Food is a great social tool, it's hard to say "fuck off I'm not doing a washing up rota" if someone gives you a nice bowl of something before.
Think about it as manipulating their primative instincts to get what you want rather than doing them a favour if that helps.
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where the fuck is my new fancy iphone 4s please? courier swears blind it was delivered.i like the big chill, it's got proper adult things like real toilets and showers, and really good food stalls. but don't buy the magic brownies. unless you want to sleep through everything for the next 12 hours.
also the iphone thing? it's urgent because somehow the mute button has stopped working on the old one. and i'm not sure my office wants to know every time i get a text. is there a way to fix it, short of turning it off, which is simply not an option??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:47,
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I think mine is "hit it with a shoe till it works"Works for wine bottles and women.
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you say this like it's a Good Thingit's not
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:06,
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you might want to lose the holiday weight before the big day tho, i don't want you spilling out of the wedding dress like a tube of toothpaste(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:52, Reply)
She'll be like one of those gypsy wedding dressesonly it won't be dress, it'll be rolls of lard.
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like your wife's shoulders and arms on your wedding day, you mean?yeah, that IS a look to avoid.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:56,
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You're a horrible person SwipeWhy would you attack someone you've never even communicated with in any way shape or form, just because you think it will get a rise out of me?
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Erm...surely you could ask the same question of yourself whenever you've taken a pop at Swipe for her lovelife?
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Not really berk, you see I have been in fairly regular communication with Swipe for a number of years now.(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Yeah, but you've never met any of her boyfriendsso why attack them when you've never communicated with them in any shape or form, just because you think it'll get a rise out of Swipe?
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haha(real laughter, not an overly loud fake nervous boom)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:06,
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dood you were totally pwnd by rachelswipe, i'd pack my things and go home if i were youdon't bother coming into work tomorrow
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so are you sayingthat you have never commented negatively about anyone that you have never communicated with - no politicians, no celebs, nobody's fb friends, nobody on here that you don't liaise with directly... gimme an "H", gimme a "Y", gimme a "P"...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:03,
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Can't you just turn the volume all the way down? Does that not have the same effect?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:52,
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Wait, no it doesn't, there's still one bar left if you try to turn it down.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:53,
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I dunno what putting it on airline mode does, that might work.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:54,
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Moving the phone even slightly seems to turn off the fucking signal.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:57,
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What I'm trying to say here is that I already have a 4s so fuck your problems.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:56,
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it has helped a lot thoughmore of this kind of thing. practical, sensible, not fucking-your-sister-related solutions.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:54,
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Turning the volume down in settings does the same thing, but will play your ringtone even if you have it on silent. Which is fun when you're at work and shouldn't be pissing around with your phone.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:58,
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*Holds down Quentin's hash key*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:03,
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I hereby award my first click of 2012 to DG(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:03,
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i'm not a mobile phonesilly DG been so unemployed long he forgot people not electric
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That's a question Gary Numan has been asking since 1979.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:05,
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thats not a question eitherserious, press stop on the bond DVDs and go out for a stroll, you might enjoy it
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I'll be going for a walk later, to scrounge your not so hard earned taxes.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:10,
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Stop opressing her with your logic and sensible answers.Quick, pander to her about her breasts or she'll get upset.
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I see your bile duct is working fine today Al(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:55,
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his new years resolution is probably to impregnate the missusshudder
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:56,
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No, my new years resolution is to be nicer to people on the internet.May I say that you're looking rather tidy today Sportscow.
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haha!Now I KNOW you are lying!
I have had a successful Christmas in that I have managed to put on over a stone
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:58,
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I can helpGo to settings, sounds, text tone and set to none.
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M o D, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:03,
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this is even betteri bet you don't even own a sister
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:04,
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seriously, hash key, hold it down and it'll activate silent modei'm being helpful
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See now, I was going to test that out but I didn't want my fat thumbs to slip up and blast out Arrested Development soundclips to the rest of the shop.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:09,
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Alt: I am hoping there will be a Hawkfest this year.I'd like to take my kid. This will not happen
PS Morning, all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:29,
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Lusty and I were talking about you.Come to London for a curry you ghastly man.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:40,
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DON'T DO IT SPORTERS, IT'S A TRAP!!!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:43,
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How's your arse you silly twat?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:44,
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Still bruised.I certainly came a cropper several times over the new year.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:45,
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I shall endeavour to get down there over the next few months (
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:51,
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Morning MontyHow are you? Are you better now after your terrible rep christmas illness?
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Ah I see.I am fine and dandy, thank you. I had the whole of Xmas off and I never get that, so I am rested and well for a fucking change.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:42,
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