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Bored of your moaning now.
So what hobbies have you lot got?

What hobbies do you think other members have but wont admit on here?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:50, 146 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I reckon some people on here actually like outdoor pursuits
but they are scared of admitting to it in case the fat computer game playing crowd mock them for it.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Well you saw what happened when someone admitted playing frisbee.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)
I got Swedish fire steels for my anniversary present.
*sets fire to Ray Mears*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:08, Reply)
I've just googled them,
I have literally no use for one at all, but I now really really want one.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I've made a spark.
In the summer when I go camping I'm going to light my Kelly Kettle with it.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)
I have tedious hobbies
I like to play guitar (occasionally), read lots and listen to music
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)
These things are not tedious
(to me, anyway).
Music is about the only thing I am interested in - playing instruments, collecting records, going to gigs. A fair proportion of what I read is music related too.
Ok, I do sound a bit tedious...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)
I do these things, too
I have had a guitar for something like 17 years, I am still shit at it
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Cooking mainly.

I reckon Al is in to knitting and Stunned secretly enjoys cross-stitch.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)
I think Al tells his wife he's learning Japanese but just spends the whole time watching Hannah Mynx videos on youtube.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I don't get it, she's fully clothed but a bit busty. Is that her whole thing?

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Yes, she's very annoying but she has big boobs.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)
I don't understand
surely if people can access the internet to watch that, they could just go onto 4tube or something.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)
I'm a nonce.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Noncery and MASSIVE DRUGZ?
quite the charmer.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I think you've got a original gameboy hidden under the floorboards
and whenever you know you'll be alone you sit in the dark trying to beat the gym leaders on Pokemon.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Y U NO WAKE SNORLAX? Y U IN WAY?

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:01, Reply)
You've been talking to Lusty haven't you?
That fucking bitch. She *promised* not to tell anyone.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)
You say the words out load as well
"Charizard I choose you!"

and whenever you win a battle you punch the air and say "yessssssss"
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Curse you. I do.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)
I collect stumps.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Last year I went to a wedding in Lancashire.
The next day we went for a wander about in Morecambe and there was an outdoor market on in the car park. There was a stall selling nothing but old crutches, false limbs and walking sticks. It was the most popular stall by far.

Fucking northern weirdoes.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Lies!
You don't have a leg to stand on with this one.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Hahah

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:03, Reply)
I work in Morecambe
It is full of fucking weirdoes,
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:04, Reply)
I was surprised to find I rather liked the area.
Lancaster seems lovely.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Lancaster
The centre anyway, is very attractive... However the surrounds are fucking pony. It does however have the English Taj Mahal which I find superbly eccentric. I would like to add that I am not from round these parts
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)
I guessed as much from the rhyming slang usage.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I recently tried crocheting but you have to count the stiches which is a pain so I'm going to start doing patchwork again.
I used to do a lot when I was dolescum. I'm also set on joining a local walking group this year.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I love crocheting.
I hate knitting though. Fucking knitting.

And my god, have you seen the price of wool these days?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)
there was a posh wool place round here
sold off all its wool for £1 a go - it was all the lovely lovely stuff. I now have loads of balls of lovely wool which I keep having to find projects for
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Larp, archery, orchestra, photography (although I suppose that's a profession), crochet, sewing, other arty shit.

I suspect there are more role players on here than admit it
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)
Does headmistress and naughty schoolboy count?

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)
yeah, why not
how many dice does that require?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Yeah me.
I love a bit of the old LARPing, I really do.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)
you really really do look like a larper
first thing I thought when I saw you
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:01, Reply)
I consider this grossly offensive.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:02, Reply)
excellent

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Catweazle, fair enough, but a LARPER?
That's mean, Cavy
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Innit tho?

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Totally.
You don't smell like a larper either
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:10, Reply)
What do they smell like?

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)
facepaint, forests and latex

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Damp tents

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Sexual frustration.
And mead.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)
The last few times I have taken my son to visit Kenilworth Castle they have been giving away free samples of mead
As free booze goes, it's quite pleasant.
It doesn't help with sexual frustration, mind. And I don't really fancy spending my weekends dressed up as Merlin or whatever it is Cavy's gang do.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Mead is great
but it depends which one you get. Homebrew mead mostly tastes of pickled bees. Moniak is best.

I would NEVER dress as Merlin. I play an Egyptian
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Like this?

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)
identical

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)
are we going to have to fight over this?
right...roll D20 for initiative
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)
With the hair and beard
he'd be a natural dwarf. With the temperament, a hobgoblin.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Oh Kroney. Oh.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Cars, film, AV, computers etc
I used to play guitar a bit, but I've lost the knack now.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)
I bet your hobby is making 16 foot neon signs to put on your roof.
They all say "I am unhappy"

There are hundreds.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:02, Reply)
I couldn't do neon, but I could wire you up something
with LEDs, or similar. I'm pretty good, you know.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)
how about a bomb?
could you wire him up with one of those?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Plus a twenty foot model space ship called 'The Sadship Enterprise'

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)
Kroneys Log; Sad-date 2033.325.5.1
The sadship enterprise is on an important mission to the neutral zone but how am I meant to be neutral when she's not here. IF ONLY I COULD HAVE KLINGED ON

or something
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)
it's like this typed exercise in irony
oh applebite. oh kitty. oh both of them together wrapped around my greasy pole.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)
That pole totally empowers them.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)
it's fucking good exercise, is what it is
if i had a single ounce of grace or co-ordination, i'd have taken it up years ago.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)
I'm sadder than a bankrupt Ferangi.
more lonely than a Klingon pacifist.
I'm a Borg without a collective, a Romulan warbird without a singularity engine.

Why can't I have a cloaking engine of emotion!!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is my new all time favourite post.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)
It's a corker.
I posted a beauty recently the punchline of which was ‘the needs of this benny outweigh your need for a poo’. I got NOTHING.

NOTHING.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Found/lolled/clicked

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I grudgingly admit to liking this.
Even though it's grossly unfair.

WHY, WORLD, WHYYYY?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I insist you start a diary and call it Kroneys Log.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)
my heart was the red-shirt on the away team
My soul lost in the delta quadrant
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)
I wish I was a changeling to shape shift into what you need.
I wish I was an empath to feel how you feel
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I thought I was the only one at the gateway to your singularity
I would do anything to 'make it so'
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)
If only my tricorder could decode your mood!

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)
..and we could once more be in
synchronous orbit
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)
It's love Jim, but not as we know it. :'(

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Oh how I wish there were a Heisenberg compensator on our love
to take away this terrible uncertainty
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:35, Reply)
can I just be clear that I am joining in the
'being Kroney' thing and not declaring this to chompy.

kthx
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Can I just be clear that I haven't the foggiest notion what you nerds are banging on about?

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Summary is that we're bullying Kroney.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)
kicking him while he's down
which is what winners do
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I understand that it is bullying
I just don't understand the language you are using.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)
It references popular TV series and films based in the Star Trek universe.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)
Ah. I've never watched it.
But my guess that it was something nerdy was correct then.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)
I remember when I used to have time for hobbies
*heaves sigh and stares in to the distance*. Cooking and reading are about the only ones I get round to, now. That said, I have some cracking homemade roasted red pepper and pesto soup for lunch today and I have finally started reading the Shardlake books on the recommendation of Monty, so can't complain really.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Have you got a good way to skin the peppers after they're roasted,
I always fuck it up and tear it into mush.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Do you have to skin em?

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Yeah, he likes looking into their eyes as he does it.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Niiice

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Erm if you brush them with a bit of oil
and stick them in a hot oven, the skins come off really easily...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Yes.
Put them in a bag and seal it. After a couple of mins you'll find they just slide off.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Do you have a gas hob? I blacken them on that, and then use a paper kitchen towel to rub the skin off.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)
If you spent less time giving blowjobs to immature guys you might have time for some hobbies.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)
If I spent less than 11 hours of the day out of the house, I might

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)
yeah but she's good at it.
If she does a sick in her mouth while blowing him, she swallows it.
And then the spunk as well.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)
so you're saying
she should give up her sexlife to fit a new bathroom? or a fence? or to grow some vegetables?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)
It's not really a sexlife with his small penis is it?

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)
it's not the size of the wave
etc
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Not small. Average.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)
without commenting on berk's bloke
about whom i know nothing, i would say that i'd rather have an inch too small over an inch too big any day of the week. or to put it another way, minor disappointment over major discomfort.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)
It's not tiny
but it's below average, probably. Shrug. You make do with what you've got, don't you?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I know I do.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Hang on, let me save you the trouble of the strikethrough
his your
(rachelswipe cock fairy, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:11, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)
no, you misread me there
i was going to bang the "you're married, you don't know what a sexlife is any more" drum, ACTUALLY.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Can I bang the "Your single, so you don't have a sex life either" drum then?

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)
no
because it doesn't exist. there are lots of other drums you could bang, but lack of banging ain't one of them.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Yeah', but then I'd lose all interest.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)
I am trying to come up with a poor pun
about the Eurasian Hobby and table football... but as I cant I will give you the information and you can make your own up
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)
I just did, it was very very witty.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Good good
Then my work wasnt wasted
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Outdoor pursuits, growing vegetables, running long distances, crochet.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I read that as 'croquet' and pictured you as the Queen of Hearts

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)
I could totally be her.
*picks up flamingo*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I fucking love croquet.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Best excuse to drink pimms EVAH!

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)
I wish it was summer now.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)
you are Prescott
AICMFP
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)
*doesn't hand over £5*

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)
I reckon dot dot dot
- Monty is a model, he volentiers to be the "before" shot on american drug campagins but they always use him as the "after" shot.
- Lusty volentiers for the unoffical Help The Age'ed.
- Al likes to be an extra in TV and film, his most famous roll was a 2-parter of Casualty where he succesfully played the roll of "Guy with limp".
- I vet people for the MENSA program, but i can't work out why they don't employ many space people, what with NASA being a ...... ohhh.
- Battered is the one who goes around SWITCHING OFF THE VAST FUCKING MAJORTY OF FUCKING FREEVIEW CHANNELS DURING THE DAY TIME FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHATS THE FUCKING POINT WHEN ALL THE NON-SHOPPING AND NON-NEWS ONES ARE CLOSED MOST OF THE TIME. FUCK OFF LOOSE WOMEN FUCK OFF LOOSE WOMEN FUCK OFF LOOSE WOMEN.
- Swipey works for the samaritans, after 30 seconds, despite of what they say, she'll inform them of how she's trying to stop seeing a guy at claridges and some sexual escipade... even when it's a wrong number.
- Chompy goes around stealing the chewing gum stuck to the bottom of the tables at McDonalds... he has a number of fleshlights made out of them now.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Crackhousesomethingorother plays the part of b3ta's Generic Sassy Black Women, but doens't know it... ummm-hummm, girlfriend.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Talk to the hand.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)
You do make an excellent sassy black woman.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)
*hand on hip with hair toss*

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)
I nearly went for a run last night, but it was cold and a bit drizzly.
So I made dinner instead and did some painting. But I'm going to rejoin the gym tomorrow.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)
I thought about doing some exercise today
but I have too much work to do and I want to eat Tunnock's Teacakes.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I have almost finished the christmas chocolate, which means it's time to start running.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Pauly I'm going for my dinner but i missed your question before
Go and see The Artist or Puss in Boots. They're my tips. Trah x
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)
They don't have the artist, don't feel like a kids film.
I'm angry at Freeview being half switched off during the daytime at the moment.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:20, Reply)
you shouted at me earlier
:((
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)
No, that was me. Gonz was being nice.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)
no
you were mean. but not in SHOUTY CAPITALS.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)
The whole "Shall I text/meet up with XYZ thing? I don't want too, but I can't help it, his penis injects spunk into my vagina so well" thing is getting a little bit tedious.
You're an alright person, you don't need to do this Sex In The City thing to make yourself attention, the only males who like SITC are gay... actually flamboyantly never owned a waldrobe in their life gay....this is where you're going wrong.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)
gooooonz
you haven't been reading my beakering clearly enough. there's no spunk issue. there's just a "can i be friends with someone i love spending time with more than anyone ever, but whom i still see as more than a friend so it's killing me" issue. beaker beaker beaker.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Somewhere in a cave in the middle east there is an arabic man wearing bed linning with a rocket launcher by the front door tearing his hair out going "I don't get why Carry keeps sleeping with Mr Big, he ovbously isn't interested".
Ask him outright if he's up for some rumpy pumpy, if not, move on.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)
what's the thread rating on the bedlinen?

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)
why did you just post that on Facebook as well?

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)
People do weird things when they're ripped to the tits on prescription meds, Mighters.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)
*looks at clock*, *looks at medicine box*, *looks at clock*..... 11 minutes to go.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)
6 minutes, over half way there now.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Wow, 23 minutes over, I didn't notice because I did some cleaning.
See, cleaning makes the drugs come faster.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Really?
My flat just got a whole lot cleaner from now on.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I found it funny.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Fair enough.
I just get easily confused.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)
It's the age. I'm changing the subject now to something more self-obsessed about me instead.
Yesterday I bought some new clothes that are a size bigger than most of my current ones. I got enough to see me through the week (3 trousers, 4 t-shirts, 3 shirts).... I hope for them to be in a charity shop by march.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)
you lot know already
Hockey, skiing, sailing, cooking, rebuilding old cars.

I think rachel secretly volunteers for homeless charities and reads the Morning Star.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)
There is an actress in rare 60s classic 'youth' film 'Riot on Sunset Strip', whose name is Mimsy Farmer.
Message ends.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is the biography of the most sucessful actress ever
www.imdb.com/name/nm1856457/
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)
*downloads Threads*

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Playing cricket, five a side footie, basketball, occasional gym visits
And a bit of home baking thrown in for good measure.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)

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