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*grudgingly starts new thread that no one's going to contribute to*
what you up to this weekend, guys?
alt: ask a question yourselves
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:16,
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I'm being dragged to Shoreditch in forty minutes.
There is nowhere I want to go less. That's a bit unfair on Shoreditch actually, I don't want to go anywhere equally.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:18,
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this is not the same happy barry
who was posting a couple of days ago
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:22,
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She's been a pricktease Cavey, leading poor naive Barry on, saying she loved him and all that
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:23,
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They're ALL prickteases, Rory. All of them.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:25,
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Bitches man
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:27,
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:(
let's go beat her up or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:25,
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I'm off to have sex with her later on
I'll wear me jacket, she'll love that
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:27,
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This happens every time I come home.
I go back on Monday and I really can't be fucked, and I'm down at the thought of leaving.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:29,
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*there there*
(seriously, though, that sucks)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:52,
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I think I'll be fine once I've been back for a few days.
But I get dragged far too easily into feeling shit for ages at a time. I'm not even ill and I haven't eaten in two days.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:55,
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Out tomorrow night with friends.
One of whom is a very large and very stereotypical American Jewish lady. We're going to a quiet pub; it may not end well. On Sunday I shall probably go to the pub to watch the football.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:22,
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Cor, I wish I was unemployed, life of reilly yez have
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:24,
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You should all be rounded up and sent to poundland
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:25,
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Poundland, I concur.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:30,
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or
The Single Sterling Shop
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:31,
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No more of this lying around in bed til 3, only getting up to masturbate to online porn and 'look for jobs'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:33,
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I was up before 7:30 this morning.
This is earlier than I got up when I was actually working.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:49,
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You should try it sometime Rory.
A regular cheque every fortnight and all the out of date pasties you can eat.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:31,
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I'll give it a miss DG, I'd just get bored and become an alcoholic
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:35,
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It's character building.
Gives you an insight into the state of Broken Britain. By which I mean endless repeats of Jeremy Kyle on ITV3 interspersed with payday loan company adverts.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:37,
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Have you started drawing yet?
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:38,
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No, too busy at the moment.
I can't see it going down very well at the Jobcentre.
"So, what have you been doing to look for work?"
"I haven't had time, because I've drawn a nice picture of a castle and some kittens".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:40,
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Pfft!
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:41,
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I will get around to it again, though.
I have a project in mind.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:43,
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Also what I need to do when I eventually re-enter the working world is advertise my talents.
I used get loads of commissions through colleagues back in the nineties.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:44,
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I don't even have a project.
I do need to paint the spare room though, which is sort of artistic.
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:46,
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You should cover the walls in CDCs first.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:46,
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Not really a good idea as my nephew wants to help me.
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:48,
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Ah. Maybe not then.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:48,
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If he changes his mind though, I'm on that shit.
With photos to follow.
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:52,
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Oh yeah.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:53,
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I was at a loose end one summer and ended up watching Dallas twice a day on UkGold every day for a month
the inhumanity of it all
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:38,
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Oh you poor dear.
Still, those shoulder pads eh? PHWOOAR!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:42,
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It was compellingly watchable
I knew I had big problems when I started to follow Falcon Crest as well
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:43,
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Hahahaha! Falcon Crest!
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:44,
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You loser.
Falcon Crest was abysmal.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:45,
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YOUKNOWNOTHING!!!!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:46,
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I also used to follow Shortland Street whilst at 'Uni'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:47,
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If that's the medical one I think I did as well for a month
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:59,
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it's not your fault
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:04,
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Don't give me platitudes!
At least I've never seen Coronation Street
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:17,
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Coronation Street is a massive pile of wank, spunked from the cock of a dribbling mong.
It's not very good, either.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:41,
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It wasn't a patch on the Colbys as spin offs go.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:47,
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I got into The high road for a while.
God that was dull!
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:51,
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I can top that
during a terrible bout of insomnia I became addicted to watching Lexx, possibly the worst sci-fi tv show ever made. I even bought them on dvd. The shame!
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berk, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:11,
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oh that was great
in a aweird disposable kind of way. Problem is, same name as my ex, so I can't say I like it by name any more
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:16,
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I am doing nothing of consequence.
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:32,
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Your posting online dear, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:36,
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I've been poorly Rory. Play nice.
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:37,
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*THISSOUNDSLIKETHEKLAXONOFATTENTIONSEEKING*
Shit dude what's wrong? Anything I can help with ? I'm always a good listener
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:40,
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Was sick last night and didn't sleep much.
I'll be fine tomorrow.
Don't worry about me too much.
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:43,
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it's not your fault
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:44,
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Thanks. It means a lot to me that you care.
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:49,
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it's not your fault
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:50,
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Now I think you're telling me it is my fault : (
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:53,
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ITSNOTYOURFAULT
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:57,
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nothing at all?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:36,
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Nope!
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:38,
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good work
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:39,
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Tonight I'm going to a mate's pub quiz, which should be good.
Tomorrow I am going to be having a very serious 'chat' with my GF which may very well result in her no longer being my GF. I am not really looking forward to that at all.
The rest of the weekend depends very much on how that pans out, but I'll be playing fives on Sunday morning - assuming my legs haven't been broken.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:35,
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She won't do anal eh?
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:36,
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Zing!
The sex is pretty much the only thing that I can't complain about.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:37,
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What you don't have you don't miss, eh?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:38,
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Uni work!
Alt: best star wars character?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:02,
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The one where they're all shit and gay and dead and only wankers over the age of nine go on and on and on about star wars
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:05,
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What about batman?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:11,
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Was Batman in Starwars?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:16,
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He was Luke's step dad
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:34,
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^ this ^
Never understood the appeal (of Star Wars, I obviously understand the appeal of Rory)
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:27,
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I remember my dad taking me to see it when I was young and being blown away by it all.
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:31,
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You are the Death Star AICMFP
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:13,
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R2D2.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:35,
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sleeping, walking around London, riding around London, servicing my bike.
Alt: Should I get an early night, because, for once I have the chance too, or stay up late because, or force I don't have to be up in the morning.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:33,
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sleep when you are tired
get up when you are not
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:36,
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I am always tired.
I rarely sleep, the 2 may be connected.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:38,
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possibly, yes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:39,
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I think this calls for an early night.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:41,
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GO TO BED!
But not yet.
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:44,
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Not long now I reckon.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:49,
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*sings*
Rock-a-baby on the tree top
When the wind blows the baby will rock
When the wind blows the baby will fall
Down will come baby cradle and all.
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:53,
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ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:55,
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*strokes forehead*
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:55,
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fuck it. I really amm off to bed
Not very rock and roll, but it's been a long week and I'm dead, Night blousie.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:00,
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Night petal.
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:00,
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Had a meeting with my manager, we have one every 3 months, but this is an interlude to a yearly review, as I started oct last year.
Normally the company director is there, but not this time, but we'll have another one with him on monday. About 15 minutes before I was due to go in, my smoking crew asked if I wanted to go for one and for about 30 seconds I was going "ermmm errrr eermmm" and my manager laughed and said "I think he means yes" so I said "thanks" and went in.
Honestly, I thought my head was on the chopping block. I don't know why, I just did, I always think that. But it turns out they're extremely happy with me, they love my ideas, they love my work. Next week I'll have a "DO NOT DISTRUBUTE" dvd of a major film release this year to watch and get ideas for a campaign from (all I know is "the twist hasn't been done before" and "think horror and blood".... and a couple of other things). They got lots of plans for the year, lots of things they want me to work on, and I said "Now with what I'm about to say, this is why I never made it as a buisness man, but my friends, and this is from outside of the company, asked me to ask about a "Cost of Living" and yearly wage increase" and he said I was right to bring it up and will talk to the MD when the guy is in a good mood.
In general, everything is awesome work-wise... and I'm getting emails and calls for people headhunting me, but I'm replying "thanks but no thanks" to them.
0o0o0oh, also, we got featured on one of the biggest gadget news websites in the world today, one of our videos went completely viral, and we're seeing our pageviews hit the roof in an unpressedented way.... it's thrown all our graphs off, but the site code has handled it perfectly.
00o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oh, I spent a good 10-15 minutes talking to the cute girl in Waitrose from the other day today, she was laughing a lot. I might get to put it in her. Maybe.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:40,
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I've started watching Dexter for the first time, really enjoying it so far.
And I've got a prawn curry, indian starters, mango chutney, rieta, popadoms and nun bread for dinner, as most of it was end-of-day-cheap. And a "Red velvet whoopy pie" for afters 'cus I donno what it is but the cute girl recomended it to me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:42,
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Yay!
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:43,
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=D Things are lookin' up !
0o0o0o0oh, yeah', another thing, my collegue makes about £X,XXX/month on some iphone and android app he made, and he's gonna get me to do the Windows Phone 7 one and we'll go 50/50 on it. It won't make that kind of money, but these tiny little apps that take a weekend to make are now paying his rent and bills, and once they're made, they're made, you just watch the cash roll in.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:40,
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I got a 20% wage increase case the business got bought out by a large bank.
Was well pleased with that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:14,
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Winner of the week!
20%? Fuck, that's enough to furnish a whole house in white shagpile carpet and still have change.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:21,
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Woh', that fucking rocks.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:41,
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you totally go for this young lady
she sounds interested and works in waitrose, so she's classy.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:17,
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I think I might just have to do that =)
She's a bit young, early 20s or late teens, but who knows? Might be something, might be nothing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:41,
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I'm knackered.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:47,
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Now then Plumdozer.
I've got a couple of jobs in central Leeds coming up.
If I can put them in for Wednesday afternoon do you fancy a couple of beers at five-ish?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:04,
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Yeah can do. I finish at 5:30, so can be at the Scarborough at about 5:35 or so.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:08,
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It'll only be an hour or so
As my car will be at Frizinghall so only a pint for me.
I'll see what client wants but I think these are empty flats so timing shouldn't be a problem.
I'll gaz you on Monday. How's the new job shaping up?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:12,
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good thanks. Knackered with the York commute though.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:13,
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You'll get used to it
And it's not like you're short of trains.
Think of what you left, and accept it as a fact of life.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:17,
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Aight.#
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:25,
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Aight.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:25,
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You were right first time.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:33,
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Only a pint? You cunt.
A pint of G&T I hope cos that's MY style when I'm driving.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:27,
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And if we all lived by your frankly wanton disregard for the law where would we be, eh?
France, I expect.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:31,
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Or, God forbid, Glasgow.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:33,
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There are worse places.
My ex-wife was - is - Glaswegian and I actually quite like the place.
Mind you she is very middle class and there are probably bits I'd not like to see.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:36,
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Where aboots in Glesska is she frae?
Gotta say I love Glasgow but it's a bit of a curate's egg.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:38,
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Glasgow is fucking aces.
Well, the middle of it is, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:39,
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Yeah, there's some amazing bits and a fair few cracking music venues.
8 of the top 10 gigs I've been to have been in Glasgow, there's always been such a great music-appreciation atmosphere. And imaginative hecklers!!!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:44,
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Bearsden
Near Milngavie. That's Milngavie to most people, but Mil-Guy to them.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:45,
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I always thought it was Mul-guy?
Shows what I know ;)
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:06,
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Probably ;)
You see, the thing is this right, if you get in a vehicular smash then you'll get off much better if you're nice and relaxed.
And as for France? Well just about the only thing wrong with France (one of the finest countries in the universe) is that it's populated by the French. The most arrogant race on the planet. And why are they so fucking arrogant? Cos they know, they FUCKING KNOW that they live in one of the finest countries in the universe.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:37,
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IMHO the most arrogant fuckers are the English.
Always amused me that you're enemies with the French and call them arrogant. It just means that you feel the same way about your southern neighbours as the Scots do, and that maybe you hate them so much because they remind you so much of yourselves.
Amirite?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:43,
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Blaireau will tell you where he lives in a minute.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:47,
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Who the fuck are you calling English?
Scots and proud.
So no, youisnotrite but I understand where you is coming from.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:47,
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Sorry dudezilla.
I didn't pick up on the accent.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:51,
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;)
Dudezilla? I like that, can I borrow it?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:54,
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Of course you can. I use it fairly regularly.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:04,
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I'm partial to Dudereeno on occasions.
Thank you for the gifting.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:07,
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Duderino isn't even near the same league as dudezilla.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:18,
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I will grant you that.
Dudezilla is obviously the size of a mythical Japanese beast, whereas Dudereeno/Duderino is merely human sized.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:22,
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For the first bit
A mate of mine is a Radiographer at Broad Green, Liverpool.
He's seen junkies come in who have launched themselves off 5 storey buildings with only minor damage, because they've been convinced they were flying until they hit the ground, so totally relaxed.
I've spent very little time in France (like, can be counted in less than 50 hours.) I just dislike the concept.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:43,
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Spent nearly a year living in France.
Despite the auld alliance I must say it is spoiled by the French.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:48,
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I like the French. When I am in France I get treated much better when I tell them I am Scottish.
Ditto with the Dutch.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:50,
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Absolutely true. That card has got me out of more than a couple of motorbike speeding tickets.
As for the Dutch? Meh!
Why?
Roadsigns, you sub-sea-level cunts.
Or rather motorway roadsigns.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:04,
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It's a strange thing
But I've been to loads of nowhere places in the US and hardly been to Europe at all.
Worked in Switzerland and Belgium for a few weeks - that's about it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:04,
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Where in Switz were you?
I know Genève pretty well, Lausanne and Montreux fairly well, spent some time in Vallorbe, had a cracking romance in Bern and go horribly lost in the fog around Fribourg...
I love Switzerland, simply love the place.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:12,
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Oh and Basel too. Mustn't forget Basel.
Tinguely (sp?) museum is worth a visit.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:13,
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Worked in Berne for four weeks in 1997
I was single at the time and I stayed there at the weekends and got a railpass - travelled all over the place on Saturdays and Sundays.
Smashing place - I'd go back.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:15,
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Well I knew a lass who lived in Bern, worked at the Incestital.
Always found that amusing but was never fully able to explain why.
Aaah, Colombian women ;)
And there was a Russian lass (Anna) too, she lived/lives in Genève, but that never came to much apart from the weekend I flew out there for the Pixies gig that time.
Oh golly, melancholy feelings!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:21,
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And if you're lucky, you might be able to get served before 7.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:56,
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I'm very good looking.
I get served relatively quickly.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:04,
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Even through a crowd that's four deep?
Also, unless it's exceptionally quiet it'll probably be standing room only.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:17,
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There ain't no crowd that can subdue my good looks.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:26,
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I'm back!
Merriment can begin.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:37,
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woo!
I'm here and I want attention
LOOK AT ME EVERYONE!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:44,
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Well, fuck you, bitch!
Fuck you right up!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:46,
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oh :(
that wasn't the attention I wanted.
are we going to have to fight for attention now?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:47,
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*pulls hair*
*rips shirt*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:53,
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*flails*
*gets jelly*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:54,
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OOO! Jelly!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:56,
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jelly ends all wars
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:58,
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Hooray for jelly!
So, whatcha up to?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:00,
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mostly just feeling like crap
and feeling sorry for myself. you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:01,
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Coughing my tits off
and watching shit tv.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:07,
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that sucks
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:12,
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Hurr hurr hurr
I'm watching.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:01,
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The new internet sensation
"Two Girls Eat Jelly"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:01,
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What flavour?
You'll forgive me if I play the Alberto the Frog card again.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:06,
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red jelly
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:09,
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That's no good
Strawberry, Raspberry or weak Blackcurrant?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:12,
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strawberry
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:12,
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I like all those flavours.
But I like precision too.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:24,
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I'll attention you both halfheartedly
Getting attention off TD isn't really a great thing, but what else will you get on a Friday evening.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:49,
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nothing these days :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:49,
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"Nostalgias about old Friday nights a bit"
But most of the best ones were chemically enhanced and I can't do that now.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:53,
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there used to be such fun, such dreams
such come down/hangovers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:02,
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There used to be such high ambitions
"I'm going for her/him."
There used to be confusion, lost hours, stupid dancing, disputes, recriminations, tearful reconcilations, hilarity, ridicule, unexpected confessions.
I'd do it again once, but I can't make it the life it was.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:11,
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i'll be honest
I was never that cool. Mostly there was beer and rock music and high energy, low coordination 'dancing' and sticky floors, ridiculous crushes that went nowhere and high fat breakfasts.
I could do this again, but friends keep wussing out
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:15,
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I never even did that.
I've always been a sad old mare.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:16,
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It wasn't cool.
It was the very small bar of a downstairs club in Leeds which is now a strip-joint.
The DJ was astonishing - that's what hooked us.
Staff had no problem with punters scoffing lines off the tables but hated pissheads.
Ultimately it was a lot of pent-up nervous financial sector energy and angst built up during the week and dissipated on Friday night.
Yes, of course I'd do it again for the sheer sense of relief/release.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:23,
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Speed or coke?
I'm thinking speed.
Christ, you on coke? Scary thought.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:26,
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Me on coke.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:31,
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You. On coke.
*shivers*
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:56,
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I became slightly irresponsible
But maintained my composure...
Did I buggery - how d'you think I managed to get married? Lisa was a bigger hoover than me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:04,
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I never imagined this about you.
Fucking revelations, man.
This changes everything.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:17,
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Were there breakbeats involved?
I love a good breakbeat.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:27,
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No.
He opened every night with "Groovin with Mr Bloe" and followed off that.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaQWOne1sfo
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:34,
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Get yer arse on the next charabanc to north Cumbria and we can paint the town red one more time...
Well, maybe pale red?
Pink or orange, the choice is yours!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:16,
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One day
It's all gone a bit mad workwise.
Been offered a 16 week process-management contract, and my own business is getting busy too.
My Sister can run my business normally but she's snowed under with her own job.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:30,
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So the property condition thing's picked up again? Good stuff mate, happy for you!
I think I was only joking about the massive drugs, for medical reasons I think I need to leave them in the past.
Gaz on it's way, by way of explanation...
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:36,
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Just thinking there - what a match made in heaven
Gronz and Plumdozer - the two biggest Breakbeat men.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:45,
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For some reason (LOL) I read that as Gonz, not Gronz.
Now it makes sense.
;)
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:24,
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It's all gone quiet now
Why, pray tell? Are we all comatose, or embroiled in Friday night TV, or simply dissatisfied with the level of discussion on offer?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:53,
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Comatose?
In your fucking dreams ;)
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:55,
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Anywho, speaking of comatose...
The meds are kicking in so I'm off to the land of nod.
Sweet dreams, sweet-cheeks ;)
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:20,
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