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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You got one single free pass to murder someone, you'll get away with it as long as it's not so blatant that the courts have no choice to put you in jail....... kindda like monty's "My brother chopped off the head off a drug dealer with a sword and got away with it 'cus the cops didn't like him" style.
Who you murdering and why?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:22,
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I probably wasn't about, so it doesn't count.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:34,
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No need toas she'll be found dead in a pool of her own dribble shortly anyway.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:33,
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She wasn't all bad, look at the interest rates around that time.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:34,
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It's true that my fixed rate savings account did quite well at that timeBut I hardly think a child's savings make up for all the poor bastards who lost their houses.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:38,
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If you look at the charts, Inflation hit a low after 83 and the GDP chart goes from beingMassive high one quarter, contraction the next, to a very smooth quarterly upward trending line. Also, national debt fell a lot until 92, rose, then fell again after 94. In 2001 we had a good surplus.
If Labour had carried on as in 2001 I'd probably be supporting them now.
Also, the Right to buy was a great policy that gave millions of people the property they had a right to, even Ed Milliband says labour should have voted for it, the fact that Labour were against home ownership cost them millions of votes.
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I really don't think I could murder anyone, I'm much too nice.Also, once you've killed someone once, you might as well do it again, many times. That's the same approach I took with sex.
Having said that, if Michael Gove was to meet a sticky end by someone else's hand, I probably wouldn't grieve. That's a sticky end as in dead, not a sticky end as in handjob.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:25,
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I have noticed lot of Gove bashing specifically these last few days. Not sure why.(, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:26, Reply)
Because he has dreadful ideas about educationand wants to buy the queen a yacht?
There's two good reasons right there.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:29,
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the whole buying the queen a yacht idea was terriblenot because of the money, but cos he ruined the surprise by telling everybody
poor liz :(
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If she's any sense she'll have set up an Amazon wishlist.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:32,
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What do you get for the monarch who has everything?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:33,
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An airline?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:34,
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fucken vouchers? fucken cunten vouchersfucken cunten tickets to haul yourself around the overheated, deafening music-ed, surrounded by millions of stupid cunts trying to find shit tat you don't need, more like
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yeahyou can buy books with them.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:38,
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I donno if this is a rumour, but I remember thinking as a kid that she can walk into any shop and get anything and they're not allowed to charge her.I think this was 'cus in my head, 'cus she was the queen, she owned everything... but it might be real.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:40,
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she don't carry moneyi guess it'd be a bit vain to be walking around with loads of photos of yourself in your wallet
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That rings a bell, there was this old lady in North Cyprus, an ex-pat brit, who we knicknamed The Queen, 'cus she never carried money about.It's 'cus she paid for everything at the end of the month, and it was generally accepted by anyone who wanted to cator for the expat comunitie.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:43,
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But when she paid, she rounded it up to the nearest 100l, which I think was about £30, but I can't remember for hte life of me at the moment.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:44,
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MAybe she was the cypriot monarchydid she ever make you leave rooms backwards?
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Probably, isn't the queen's hubby a monarch?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:49,
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Wait, hold on, I mean, Greek. Isn't the queen's hubby a greek?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:49,
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Totally not getting into the whole turkish/greek thing here.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:49,
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Republic and North Cyprus, the greeks'n'turks are like the bluds'n'kriptz.But in reality, it's the mainlanders (greece and turkey) who are beefin', locals don't give a toss.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:55,
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ah right, i knew there was a north/south thing but had no idea it incolved the turks(, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)
I can understand the irritation with the queen one.Dunno about his ideas on education. If anything he isn't going far enough. He's just taken Blairite ideas on reform to a new level. If he was a hardcore Tory he'd be bringing back specialization , skills teaching, and give council areas a referendum on Grammar+Technical Schools and SecMod's .
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Hang on a sec and he'll edit it down for you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:42,
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You forgot:He's a massive cunt with a long-standing agenda to dismantle the public sector which vastly pre-dates any "deficit reduction plan"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:31,
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theres this advert on at the minute right, and in it paris hilton smacks some bloke in the chopsnow if there were an ad where some bloke copped some bird in the chops there'd be hell to pay
so why's it acceptabel to show a girl hitting a bloke?
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It isn'tI suggest you switch your television off.
And complain to Ofcom or someone.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:34,
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i can do it online with the TV still onMODERN THINKING THERE, LADS
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WhyDon'tYou lols.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:35,
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Those kids dished out some sound advice(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:36,
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I would like to put him in a room with a gun, with Bob Crow, and let them duke each other out(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:36,
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I don't quite "get" it.Do most people want me to stay or flounce again?
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i like freefairfavourite poster, there i admitted it. soz to all those i offended
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I like you too.Even in your trololy days i saw a sharp mind behind teh lulz.
Hugzz.
The really daft thing is some people have no idea of what i did and are bandwagon jumping.
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whoa hold up a second there cuntfacei never said we was gonna be arse buddies
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OT used to be rife with that.Don't really know what it's like these days, with regards to BJ-ing (as I like to call it).
Not something I'm very fond of.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:40,
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The constant editing or deleting of posts was one irritant(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:42,
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I'm alright with him being about, a nice bit of debate never goes astray.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:39,
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Ditto dude.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:40,
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I don't even mind if you turn out to be Bert.No offence to you, it's just that a _lot_ of people who I'm alright with but are against the general concensus, end up being bert. There also was some dude who lived not to far from me who said I could go on walks with him and his labrador, who I eventually thought was bert, but it turned out to be a real person
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:42,
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Edmund?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:44,
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Nah', I forgot his name, but he was a safe enough bloke.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:50,
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you shouldn't go around accepting walks from men with labradors willy-nilly(, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)
Willy NILly is alright by me.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:51,
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you're right, i could do with losing the xmas weightthanks battered!
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You cunt. You've almost made me laugh.Almost.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:53,
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What about your ex-girlfriends?(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:29,
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Haha, have they all rolled into one horrible person? I mean, in your mind.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:38,
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Jamie OliverThe 'Go Compare' cunt.
Monty Boyce
Michael Gove
El Hornet out of Pendulum
Michael Gove
Michael Portillo
Jeff the dog fucker
Cliff Richard, just for lolz
Deauxma
The Jolly Green Giant
Monty Boyce
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Are you jesting re JTDF & Monty?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:42,
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We can no longer be friends.Monty and especially Jeff are not to be touched.
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girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:56,
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Needs MOAR Michael Gove(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:44,
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I though Portillo was one of those people who garnered cross-spectrum respect?(, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Nope.He stood up in the Commons as a Tory MP and defended the Poll Tax.
He also, in his speech when he lost his seat in 1997, used to attack his opponent's sexuality.
He was outed a short time after.
The man is a cunt.
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Defenfing the policy of an elected government is allright by me.openly attacking Twiggs queerity? That is indeed very wrong. I am aware of the famous moment. Bit rich coming from him I guess.
I do not have enough info to form an opinion tbh.
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The Poll Tax was indefensible.You realise that it was the Poll Tax wot finished off Thatcher?
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+ her meglomania and increasing mental health issues. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:55,
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Yes.It was wrong to implement it at the time, but is there really no way you could ever accept any politician showing support for flat tax?
Its not something I support but it hardly figures with the Nazi's.
That to me is only that kind of thing that is "indefensible".
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haha - inverse Godwin's Law"it's not as bad as the Nazi's is it?"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:58,
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I dont like the policies of any democratic political party being called "indefensible"(, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)
They weren't democratic, in the sense that they accepted the electorates right to not vote for them at a future election.
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No, they were democratically elected.They were voted in to power.
They had an elected mandate.
How many ways do you want me to say it?
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That isn't enough to make them democratic.To be democratic, you need to relive in the continued existence of the system.
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But they gained power in a free and democratic election.So there was a mandate for their policies. They took part in a democratic election and won.
Please defend their policies.
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I thought you said that a democratic party couldn't have any indefensible policies?Oh dear. Think before you speak, eh?
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And I think that brings us full circle www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1501769
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:20,
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The Poll Tax was indefensible.It was constructed specifically to hit the poor far harder than the rich and was meted out to the Scots a year early as punishment for not supporting Thatcher.
Defend that, you testicle-brained nitwit.
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"and was meted out to the Scots a year early as punishment for not supporting Thatcher"That isn't true, It was tested on Scotland to see if it was viable, and also because Scottish Businesses had actually pressured the government to introduce it to make running their enterprises more easily. It was. Also, I notice that Scots hated Thatcher so much that until 1997 the Conservatives were the clear second largest party in Scotland, and always got a percentage of the vote in the Mid to High 20's.
Yes, Scotland is disistrested in the Tories, the numbers suggest that was Majors fault for opposing devolution in the late 90's.
I can't support the fact that it took money away from the less well off in the UK. But I can defend peoples right to hold the opinion that because they were one person living in a house or whatever, the poll tax was good for them and the government had a right to impose it.
That will be my last political post today.
Thank you, you've been lovely, moi, moi, catches roses, leaves stage.
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It was tested out on Scotland because they detested Thatcher and she had nothing to lose by doing so.The rest of that post is utter nonsense.
You want to me go through it point by point?
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It's funny.He thinks he can compete but he lacks the wit, the nerve, the skill and the effortless good looks.
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No thanks.Facts don't lie.
the Scottish Tories
1979- 32%, 83- 29%, 87- 24%, 92- 26%, 97- 18%.
97 is when the vote collapsed. They had 12 MPs until 92, even at their lowest.
Even if everyone else in Scotland despised them, and I won't argue with that, they had a base that was in % terms larger than Labour's base in England.
Bye.
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You silly wee boy.Go and read some fucking books, or better yet, ask a grown up to read one to you.
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Plus, the BNP are 'democratic'.Would you care to defend their policies please?
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They have frequently hinted that democracy would not be allowed under them.(, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:01, Reply)
But they have candidates in democratic elections.Ergo they are at present a democratic party. They take part in the democratic system.
Please defend their policies.
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If indeed they were democraticI would say that even though every single policy of theirs I detest logically, emotionally, and rationally (as a right-liberal rather than a left authoritarian), they have a right to hold them and there would be nothing inherently evil about them, just wrong on a utilitarian level.
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I thought you said that a democratic party couldn't have any indefensible policies?(, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)
They are defensible, they just would not make me feel good about living in the UK.(, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)
But this does not apply to the poll tax, hypotheticallyif it were imposed in a nation with very high personal wealth.
There is not anything Inherently logistically or morally wrong with ALL flat taxes everywhere.
The Poll tax was wrong for the UK, does not mean that its imposition was devoid of good faith or reason, or that it could not work elsewhere.
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But Thatcher brought it in in the UK.So what you are saying is a total irrelevance.
Learn to debate, you fool.
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Flat taxes are inherently unfair.And the poll tax was doubly unfair in that households with more people in them paid more, as it was a per head tax.
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That hasn't stopped you before.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:55,
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I can't keep this up for all your posts, so can you just assume that I am replying to them all with:Prick
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:48,
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I am sure you meant to say weapons-grade-cunt instead of such a minor label.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:49,
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'E ain't worf it, Batto(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:51,
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I got a hell of a lot of respect for Jamie Oliver, he's an amazing person.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:50,
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Talented chef, but fat tongued mockney. Did good stuff re school dinners. Shame nobody of any influence took any notice.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:54,
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Jamie Oliver is a massive cunt and a mediocre chef.It's a long running joke in high level chef circles that Oliver has never had a Michelin Star.
He's a fat tongued, mockney, Toploader-liking, spittle-spraying cunt.
I wouldn't eat anything he'd cooked, it would be full of his pukka saliva.
The fat tongued cunt.
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Did some good campaigning work though.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:57,
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That TV show where he got those kids and trained them up.He was on that, telling them all that he'd put his house on the line, his restaurants, everything, and that if 15 failed he was fucked. Skint. Ruined. Bankrupt.
He was doing Sainsbury's advertising campaigns at the time.
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You fuckwit.If he lost a load of money he could just do a few more ads and have a few more million.
You fucking idiot.
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i did wash it with my girlfriend's strawberry soap the other daythen went around telling everyone my cock was like a lollipop
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Who cares.He has a family to feed. You do what you do to survive. I believe in his ethos even though I don't really enjoy cooking myself that much.
People are too cynical nowadays.
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girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:12,
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The only reply I can think to this is "Yeah'.... and?".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:13,
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He did have to remortgage his home a few times throughout his carrer, as do a lot of buisness owners.It's hardly the worst bullshit anyone has said for TV, if it even was at all. Fifteen has cost absolute millions, it doesn't mean he could front that sort of cash himself at that point in time... nobody here knows what his money was at the time.
Besides, he was probably told to say so on account of the whole "Good for TV" thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:19,
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You mean...'Besides, he was lying just to keep his fat smug mediocre-chef face on TV'
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Cooking isn't all about Michelin Stars.It's about making tasty every day food and getting the public to enjoy cooking again.
If I had to choose between eating at home with Jamie or one of the Roue brothers, then I know who I'd choose.
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girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:00,
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Bang on.I watched a show about The Michelin Madness, about how people go crazy on their first star just trying to keep even, when if they kept to what they were doing, they would be heading upwards.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:06,
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It's stupid.I'm all about passion for food. You have a passion for food and that's more important than what it looks or to a certain extent tastes like. If I visited rural France, I would rather have a home cooked dinner than one of those fancy restaurants.
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girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:10,
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French quizeen has never done it for me, but I totally get your point.I guess it's like the difference between an artist and a decorator. Both are essenchal to the subject of design.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:12,
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He's never been about the stars though, I'd be more piss-taking of the Hairy Bikers who ovbously these days are about the the ponce but wont' ever see a star.1) He has a lovely family, who he treats right, and they do well out of him
2) He's bought an entire revival of home-cooking to the homes of a lot of people
3) Ok, he's not star worthy in the slightest, but that is far from everything, and it _can_ be depriemental... look at how many resturants go under within the first two years of getting a star. Suddenly people think they have to book to get in.
4) His books and shows are actually very good.
5) His campaigning, not only schools but for troubled youths, is exactly what this country needs.
Ok, if I was given a chance to go to any resturant for free in london/uk/world/etc, he wouldn't be even in the top 5... and the meal I got at Recipease was very disapointing (but the pasta lesson was amazing)... but as a person and to a lesser extent a cook, I think he's a great man.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:04,
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Talented chef?Are you on fucking drugs?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:58,
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^ This ^He started chatting to me on the tube before Christmas (about the Kindle I was using). Top chap. Passionate about London.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:50,
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Is Boris worse?I don't Ken's frequent outrageous attacks on anyone who disagrees with him.
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IN THE DAYS WHEN YOU COULD GET A BUS FOR A QUID(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:00,
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Y'know, if you kill everyone in the world there's no one left to tell you offso I might do that
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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:59,
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god i love rachel reilly, i mean god, i really dogod i love her so much, oh god wow
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no sorry i was just making a pervy comment to attract sex pests like youFuck off!
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oh that bird from goodnight sweetheart's in it too nowshe reminds me of sasha :(
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Don't want to kill anyone.Wouldn't mind if a few people disappeared though.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:02,
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like that film that just came out, with that bloke that played that bloke that starved in his vanit looks quite poor
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Dunno what you're on about but you just reminded me of that episode of sopranoswhere Christopher and Pauly Walnuts are stranded in a van and they're starving and they have a fight over a sachet of barbecue sauce
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:12,
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emile somebodyit was a film based on a book, based on a real story. The character called himself 'alex supertramp'
he starved to death, the prat
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When they're supposed to be waxing that Russian special forces guy?And they get totally lost and even when they've shot him in the head he escapes?
Good episode that one.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:15,
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Winter?They're wearing rubbish shoes?
May be that my memory is playing tricks.
Think I might invest in the complete boxed set, can probably pick it up for a fiver.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:38,
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Actually £48.99 off Amazon for the whole seasons 1-6 28 DVD set.Getting paid big moolah this week, reckon I'm gonna treat myself ;)
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:48,
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like the shop keeper(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:11,
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In my darkest deepest emo suicidal thoughts as a teenager.I never wanted to kill myself. Just wanted to vanish into thin air.
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girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:13,
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Bet you still wanted to be able to watch to see what people's reactions would be though?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:16,
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OhPretty sure they would've been quite sad
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:25,
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Even try and pick on Blousie and you'll answer to me.* white nights but with extremely good reason *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:28,
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I wasn't trying to pick on herShe'd kick my arse.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:31,
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Tell me roots, spill the beans. I'll make you a widdow the moment the John Lewis Giftlist has been delivered, if you play your cards right ,)
Sorry, haven't done the creepy thing towards you in yonks, just thought I'd give it another spin.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:07,
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Sometimes but not often.Quentin is definitely a puppet. I just haven't figured out who yet.
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girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:25,
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Monty or Chompy or (I hope not) that cunt Wormulus. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:29,
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It's not Monty.He couldn't bring himself to use grammar so badly or spend so much time online. I don't think it's chompy either.
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girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:33,
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I questioned that a while ago I also thought it was Truth Fairy for a while.
I tend to think he is his own man these days, but would be happy to be proven wrong.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:26,
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I've just come back from my epic swimAnd I see that P to D wants to murder me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:28,
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yeahwhat did you do to him?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:29,
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And the fucker has only gone and CHANGED JOBS.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:32,
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Um, the CV I used to get my current dream job wasn't the one you helped me with.(, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)
You should totally kill him then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:36,
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P to the D has just gazzedd me to saythat I'm a dead man.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:38,
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*draws finger along throat**daubs the words 'cheyne stoking' on the wall of Jeff's flat*
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Nooooooooooooooooooooo!*throws self in front of Jeff*
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girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:41,
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You should add the word 'even' after the word "wasn't" to make it sound even more childish.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:13,
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Any particular reason?Not that I mind.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:31,
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Adam.Not Frisbee-boy, the one in The Bible.
It'd save a LOT of time and effort.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:32,
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