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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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EVENING EVERYONE !
Is it time to get chinese for dinner? I'm not used to whatever chinese I end up going too.... I feel so strange not going to my usual. What's a good thing to order for the first time trying a chinese?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:11, 179 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
sweet and sour chicken
egg fried rice
banana fritter.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:16, Reply)
How was your first 24 hours as a registered property owner Cavey?
That sounds good, but it's lacking somewhere, and I donno exactly where.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:21, Reply)
I'm going to this one as the ranks are so high.
www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-sukaria/menu
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:22, Reply)
spring rolls?
It's pretty good. Found my way into the shed, painted tester patches on the wall, moved a load of stuff and bought silly lights
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:32, Reply)
OH MAN, lights are my fave bit, what kind of lights you got?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:47, Reply)
one is a mad electric blue spikey bed lamp
the other is a light shade which is dark red and awfully close to looking like a chandelier, only not
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)
PICTURES !
In my bedroom I have a faux-chandler thinggy, it's costume-dimaond black'n'silver.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:24, Reply)
pictures will happen later when things are painted
and installed and cleaned and the like. Also, I'm still in the old house
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Yay go me?
Just weighed myself on the (perfectly functioning) bathroom scales.
I have reached my target healthy weight of 10 stone 11 Ibs.
Starting from 12 stone 11 pounds, this is an acheivement.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:27, Reply)
Yet again. More tory cuts.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:30, Reply)
I blame the lim dems
Also the the current cuts equate to something around 6% of previous spend? Far less than private companies had to do survive.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:37, Reply)
I agree.
If we can't have good efficient public services while spending what still amounts to almost 50% of GDP, there is something seriously wrong with this country.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:40, Reply)
This time with my waistine. I'm gonna have to sell my XL size clothes and get some M sizes.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:38, Reply)
Dick, you fucking posted this, deleted and have now posted again
Go stick your head in the aga cunt chops
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:41, Reply)
Its cause I replied to the wrong post.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:44, Reply)
Spaz, right I'm off now to bath the babba, night all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)
trah

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)
'waste'?
Go on, edit you shithouse
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:41, Reply)
Thanks for pointing that out.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:42, Reply)
Editing prick

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:43, Reply)
Whats the big deal about editing and deleting. Why don't people just petition Rob to remove the options?.
I only used them in this case because I felt I needed to.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)
Hahaha shut up you needy mong
You delete when you're losing an argument as well
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:46, Reply)
There are no winners in an internet argument.
Only those who convey the strongest air of smugness when typing stock terms they don't understand and would never use the real world, like "confirmation bias", "straw man" or "keyboard warrior".
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:07, Reply)
A certain poster is an expert at authoritative smugness without any evidence.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)
You're right, but it's still hilarious watching how much he deletes.
Never seen owt like it
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)
I have actually.
I saw a pigeon with weird balls on its feet once
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:12, Reply)
Mortal Wombat and SpudFace were buggers for that on /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:12, Reply)
I don't mind deleting for a lark or to piss on someone's bonfire
but pissing your knickers and deleting, bloody norah
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:14, Reply)
I had to delete a thread twice as someone put my real name on here. (qotw)
It felt wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:15, Reply)
That's fine as well

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:16, Reply)
alright Jane Onions

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Oooo! you bugger!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)
I had to do that too, as my wife was also named, which wasn't fair given she's not a B3tan.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:27, Reply)
Who the fuck would be so fucking nasty?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)
It was Bobby, but we have declared a ceasefire since then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)
Still wrong to bring a non b3tan into the arguement.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:42, Reply)
What's done is done. Best left now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:43, Reply)
Ok
We all make mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)

And his parents certainly did.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)
Defcon 3

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 23:30, Reply)
You should try losing a stone of personality cunt next*
*de ja vu
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:33, Reply)
You posted this on the other thread you needy dick

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:38, Reply)
*High fucking fives!*
Judge fucking scouse judy is here to kick you twatty arse
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:39, Reply)
Tamarind duck feet are amazing
Try that shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:34, Reply)
they don't have that, I've never had duck feet before, is it crispy at all?
I've ended up with


1 x no. 14D Deep Fried Crab Claws (5)
1 x no. 14B Deep Fried Crispy Won Ton (6)
1 x no. 100 Roast Pork Fried Rice
1 x no. 61 Sweet & Sour Pork Hong Kong
1 x no. 37A Sliced Duck with Plum Sauce
1 x no. 117 Banana Fritter in Syrup
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:47, Reply)
crab claws

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:50, Reply)
I bet you any cash it's like deep fried "seafood sticks", but I fucking love those, it's a shame you can't get them so much over here.
They're one of my fave things to eat in the TRNC
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:52, Reply)
are they claw shaped?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)
Yup !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:58, Reply)
wow

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:58, Reply)
PLUS, get this, right, they're deep fried and breadcrumbed.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)
Sounds nice but I don't like seafood

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)
Really? All sea food?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Well, fish is ok
but nowt else
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)
I'm gonna keep posting till someone replies...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:37, Reply)
yo!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:38, Reply)
Yo Yo! Hit me up!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:40, Reply)
Is that drugs?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:42, Reply)
MASSIVE ones

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:44, Reply)
er "Chase my dragon one-time yo!"

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)
oi oi

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:41, Reply)
n bmm

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:47, Reply)
Hhaa the cat did that. I was gonna say 'a'ight?'

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:48, Reply)
All ta. Yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:51, Reply)
Yeah.
Except our lock's broken and the landlord has to let me in and out like a kid.
"What time will you be in tonight?" like as though I'm always out on the lash. I said "I'm in. You're talking to me on my housephone."
Call a locksmith you stingy old cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)
That's got to be a breach of your lease by the LL.
Tell him he's got 72 hours to fix it. After that you will refuse to pay any rent until it's fixed, as you have a right to basic security.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:55, Reply)
trust me, it ent wurf it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:56, Reply)
Woo.................and yay!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:55, Reply)
Evening honey.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:55, Reply)
*smiles*
Gaz on the way. I need advice.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:56, Reply)
Seen and reply sent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:07, Reply)
how dangerous is beetroot!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)
It depends.
If it's taken intravenously then I would be careful.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:58, Reply)
No, I just chopped it and ate it.
Wary though. The whole world can turn pink from ONE of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:01, Reply)
I know.
I fucking love beetroot. It's like handling semtex.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)
I do and it is

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)
Wassup homegirl?
All quiet on the western front?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)
Yeah got studying and job apps to do.
AND PRISONER IN THE HOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)
Oh noes!
*sends file via gaz*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)
i'm knotting bed sheets
who needs a front door?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)
I love beatroot, I could go through a whole jar of pickled ones.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:07, Reply)
It's really good for you as well

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)
Yup !
It's so nice roasted with balsamic vinegar or served with a balsamic rediuction. There is a cold soup from the soviet areas called Bosht, which is a beatroot soup, really really nice. I've not tried it yet, but I've noticed you can get beatroot juice now too, I wanna try that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)
Bosht is nice but quite filling.
Personally I prefer unpickled beetroot - lovely and sweet so it works really well with balsamic or with raspberry vinegar.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)
I digg it all ways =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:06, Reply)
Gonz, I've had a busy day
Should I get a takeaway or cook?

This is like Dice Man, but with a Gonz
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Not quite like deciding if you should go downstairs and rape your neighbour though is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)
I'm in a ground floor flat
Totally just made you look like a dick, right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)
It's Take Away S@urday, dig the take away and the movie, you deserve it.
I'm watching Paranormal Activity 1, I've been waiting to move to see it 'cus my last place was haunted.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Go for Thai rather than Chinese. Much more flavour.
In other news my wife has gone out on her own for the evening for the first time since our baby was born in August. I am pleased for her; she deserves it, but this means I am looking after my daughter ALL ON MY OWN
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)
Aaarghhhhhhhhhh!
*rings childline*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)
I have them on speed dial myself as well as the NSPCC.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:15, Reply)
When my little sis had a paddy once and couldn't get her way, we put the childline phone number on her school jotter.
Just don't shake the baby. They hate that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgw2g0iMmGw
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)
I like this more than I should at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Me too, apparently I'm beyond their remit once I hit 18 years old =(

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)
YO Mudafuckas!
Newbie here you bunch of satanic flangegoblins!
What da fuck is up wit'cho tonight!
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:27, Reply)
May I be the first to say
Fuck off Bert.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)
What a spunkguzzling honour!
How be your welfare tonight you presumably fat bastard.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)
I think you'll find you're more suited to the /talk board than here.
Just being helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
Rave in a sandpapered hole you pudgy plate of pussy.
Otherwise, thank you for the advice.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)
you seem nice

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)
Was I a bit too harsh? Fucking diddums.
Otherwise, good day to you, and GET YER TITS OUT (IF YER A WOMAN)
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)
you have increased the level of internet house whales cutting themselves
by 30%
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)
LET THEM BLEED.

(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)
C'mon now PockGibberty, seems like you're trying too hard.
C'mon fella, nobody likes the guy who walks into the pub saying "You *snigger* CUNT *snigger*, tee hee, I use words like Cretin and Swine, tee hee. ONLY JOKING !!!!".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)
I am a lot of things, but fat isn't one of them thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:37, Reply)
Oh of course, suure, I really do believe you totally , on the internet!

(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)
* yawns *
So tell us more about yourself then newbie.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)
I'm 29, from North Lincolnshire.
I'm 5'9, Hetro, been in an open marriage for 6 years with a Bisexual woman.
In a well paid job, no kids yet, have an MSc from a top uni.
Like- All music, Sex, vigorous exercise, lovely scenery, money, material goods
Dislike- Everything else.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Why have you decided to participate in this backwater of B3ta?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:05, Reply)

To taunt you about how my wife's 32F tits heave erotically.
And cause it is a damn funny site.
Right, I'm off to find some innocent uber-hot 16 year old female virgin to bring back home I can deflower togteher with my wife tonight.
Bye
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Wow, what a utter legend.
When I grow up I want to be just like him!
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:14, Reply)
What AN utter legend.
Tory education cuts evidenced right here, folks.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:18, Reply)
Typing error.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:19, Reply)
"Typing error" due to poor edumacation.
Tory cuts.
Full stop.
Not wriggling out of this one, I've got bang to rights.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:27, Reply)

"If we can't have good efficient public services while spending what still amounts to almost 50% of GDP, there is something seriously wrong with this country"
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:28, Reply)
And your answer means what, precisely?
Quoting whatever to support your poor typing skills hardly improves said skills or defends your position.
It's not just about being right or wrong, it's far more important to understand when and why you are right or wrong.
You cling to out-dated ideology like stale milk sticks to upholstery.
Do you catch my drift?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Good luck finding a female virgin in North Lincolnshire.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Shortarse

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)
ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Greetings.
Everyone hates me, just so you know.

You seem fun.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Oh good, a young aspiring politicunt, and a fucking nastyparty Tory* one at that!
So, how are your skills of closet sexual deviancy, professional deception ,embezzlement, hypocracy, and powerlust coming along then you waxfringed rightwing jumboprick? I tell you what, when the glorious anarchist revolution comes along, you'll be the first to have a BULLET THROUGH YOUR BEAURAUCRATIC OPRESSIVE BOURGEOIS PIG BRAIN!
(*Voted Tory in 2005 +2010)
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Lovely stuff.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:03, Reply)
Christ, you're dull.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Evening.
How is your recovery progressing?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)
What are you talking about?
Wakki sock puppets are the height of internet comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 19:57, Reply)
He must be.
Nobody could live *that* much of an awesome life.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:18, Reply)
We tried a nice Malaysian beef rendang
for the first time ever. I have to say, I'd certainly eat that again.
Well, maybe not that *exact* plate. That might be a bit weird. But generally. I'd make it again.

Standard Chinese menu fare is the half duck, sweet n sour chicken hong kong style, spare ribs, egg fried rice, spring rolls... That's pretty much the same whatever restaurant you go to, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Needs moar prawn toast

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Of course.
And spring rolls.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:29, Reply)
I never liked Chinese food.
Japanese cuisine is where it is at.
The smell and taste of raw fish readies me for losing my oral virgiity.
Very healthy, I have it to thank for my new healthy lifestyle.
And of course Indian or Italian for a treat!
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:26, Reply)
Do cocks smell and taste like raw fish then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Ha ha, good one.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Don't put off deleting this subthread on my account.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Please tell me there is more than ^ this gobshite ^ around this evening

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Gimp

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Evenin' all
I have beer. I have Gabor Szabo on the turntable. Both kids are in bed.
Ok internet, entertain me. Go.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I thought that said Zsa Zsa Gabor then.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)
So did I

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Well you were both wrong

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Please note the subject, date and time for your records, as I'm rarely wrong, so you may want to refer back to my error in future.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Bookmarked

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)
I have wife out for the evening, daughter asleep, thai red chicken curry, Foyles War and food prepared for my mate's birthday lunch tomorrow.
W.I.N.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Is it wrong to be secretly pleased when the wife goes out?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)
First time since the baby was born she has gone out with her mates for the evening.
So I am pleased for her and pleased for me (well at least whilst my daughter remains asleep).

EDIT: No, not wrong at all. I consider it "healthy for our relationship". In other words I can do what I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Well that is good for her and for you.
She'll probably spend half the night either talking or thinking about your daughter.
Whereas you will probably spend half the night masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)

She has already sent two text messages; which is understandable.

Thankfully neither message has interrupted my wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)
God, no!
It's lovely to have the place to yourself and not have someone ask where you're going every time you leave the room.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Everytime you leave the room? WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Old fellas are quite needy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Probably need their bag emptying

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)
I don't think it's an age thing.
I think some people are just like that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)
I worked with a woman
Who complained that, after they had moved into a bungalow, her husband would follow her from room to room like a lovesick puppy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:02, Reply)
I'm watching paranormal activity, it's alright now I don't live in a haunted house.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)
I decided that Saturday night telly was too shit to contemplate
And left it off
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Foyles War ftw.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Hello b3th, I saw those wedding photos of you on your facebook today, I think someone commented on one which bought it up on my feed or something.
But seriously, you're really hot,

loves, gonz.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Ummm...
thank you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Just sayin', keep the dress, it works.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)
OH GOD I DONT KNOW HOW THIS THING ENDED, IT WAS CREEPY.
But the scariest bit was that a ghost thing happened in the daytime, that's the time of day where ghost things can't happen.

I sware, if anyone does a haunted flats movie, I'm never watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)
If it helps at all,
There are no such things as ghosts
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:00, Reply)
How can there be so many stories agmonst so many unconnected cultures throughout the whole of history, that has ghost stories, if they aren't real?
It's not like Batman or Spiderman where only one culture/person has thought of it, and spread the story through media.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Because everyone in the world has or will have experience of death.
The same is not true for radioactive spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:29, Reply)
But going back to the days where we all lived in the forrests and caves, I'm sure people would have thought "That's a bear moving my stuff when I'm not around" than "That is the dead 'spirit', which I have no concept of, moving my shit around".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Old ghost stories and folk tales
Tend to be a bit more involved than "Woah! That wasn't there when we went out"
They are usually more along the lines of your story about your dad calling you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Anyway, I'm off to bed
Don't have nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)
No. Other. Explaination.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I'm sure I've seen one.
It had Julianne Moore in it, I think. I can't remember what it was called.

EDIT: I was wrong. It was Jennifer Connelly. It was bloody creepy, too.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:04, Reply)
I'll skip that one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Don't ever watch 'Para entrar a vivir' or 'To Let' as it is in English...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:12, Reply)
*googles*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Honestly it was only a tv movie but it is totally grim

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Alice Coltrane now
It's all about impulse! tonight
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)
The record label that is
Not the naf body spray
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Drunk...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 0:28, Reply)
Very drunk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 0:29, Reply)
Ask me Angrhing? L

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 0:31, Reply)

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