Monday morning!
I just wanted to get a leg up on you cunts.
My birthday is coming up.
When is your birthday? What do you want?

Alt: most awesome birthday gift you got as a child.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:16, 145 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am not a cunt
I'm a Countess. But what is a vowel between friends?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 6:52, Reply)

It's snowing.
Bollocks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 7:53, Reply)

The Weather Girls less successful follow up single.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:10, Reply)

Pah
Not here it isn't. I'm off to Glasgow later to support the uni ski team at BUISC - British Universities Indoor Skiing Championships. I thought I was going to be competing at one point, but it was not to be.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:32, Reply)

It's not snowing here, just frosty.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)

My birthday is next tuesday.
I don't really want anything, I have everything I want. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 7:58, Reply)

September and I want EVERYTHING.
I got a millenium falcon once, it was fucking amazing.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:11, Reply)

Ningles all
My birthday is in May - really can't think of what I want. Best prezzie as a kid? Probably a chemistry set, remember I'm an old bastard so there were lots of dangerous chemicals and all sorts of stuff that went boom and fizz and smelt awful - a bit like my pants nowadays.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:19, Reply)

we don't need to know about the state your pants are in mate.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:23, Reply)

June (the 10th, just so you know how long you have to save up to buy me a gift).
I will be 39 this year. FUCK. How did I get so old? I am not fussed about gifts. Some Amazon vouchers and a decent meal are sufficient to make me happy.

Alt: I do not remember. I remember very little about before I was 14 years old.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:26, Reply)

that's the same day as my brother.
you're birthday twins.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:27, Reply)

We also share it with Prince Phillip and Liz Hurley.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:29, Reply)

you poor bastards.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:31, Reply)

Yep.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:32, Reply)

How do you think
Phil and Liz feel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)

they should feel just as bad to share a birthday with my brother.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:43, Reply)

I fail to see how having the same birthday as somebody can have an effect on your well being
positive or negative.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:44, Reply)

the associated shame/pride.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Do you believe in horoscopes too?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

nah.
I think the fact I ran with Jeff's joke has been lost on you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I don't get it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Battered: Has repressed memories, must seek counselling.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:28, Reply)

Ha ha. Nah just a shit memory.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:30, Reply)

getttin old and all that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Unfortunately. That and alcohol damage to my brain cells.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:34, Reply)

You drink to forget the abuse?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Too ugly to be molested :'(
No wonder battered drinks.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Have we met?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:39, Reply)

I know your type.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Damn right. You should all buy me vast quantities of booze to help.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:39, Reply)

My 22nd
Is in a month or so. I'm planning something with a friend and a friend-of-a-friend as they have birthdays on the same day.

Best present - hard to say. I think actually the one that stands out (from when I really was a child) the most is a kite I got when I was only about six. I can still remember how happy I was flying it, and how sad I was when it got stuck in a tree one day. It also paved the way for fifteen years of flying bigger and bigger versions... I think the biggest has to be my 18th - I got to go on the school skiing trip to Austria.

Edit: Nowadays there isn't much I want that's over £30 or under £500, so I tend to get small things. It's the thought that's more important. My 19th saw me get a fur hat (for skiing) and my 20th, a decent pair of gloves.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:27, Reply)

Morning all
August. You can get me some records, ta.

Alt: I think most birthday gifts are awesome when you are a child - a year is such a long time in a child's life that, by the time each birthday comes around, you have moved on from what you were into back then and this year's present is more awesome.
To answer the question though - for my 12th birthday, my first electric guitar (a Marlin Sidewinder - like this: tinyurl.com/74cdnuj)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:35, Reply)

It's my birthday
In September. Nothing I want, nothing I need but I'll probably go to the pub. If memory serves, my birthday is a week before Stunned and Monty's.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:39, Reply)

OMG!!!111!111!!!!
MY BDAY IS IN SEPTEMBER TOO!!

WE COULD BE INTERNETS TWINS!11!!!1
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:45, Reply)

what date?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:46, Reply)

10th

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)

My birthday is on Friday. Yippee I'll be 53
Fucksocks.

I want money please, large denominations only.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Candle!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Good morning Jeff.
I thought my candle day was later in Feb. *is senile*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Maaarnin'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Nope, having a shaaart

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)

morning.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I've got a bit of a cold.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)

ohhh diddums.
I've been to the dentist. :(
I don't like the dentist.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Is there a correlation between the occurences of your "bit of a cold"
and nights out with Stunned?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Hahaha I have no idea why you might say this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)

That's fucking libel, that is.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Is it?
"It is usually a requirement that this claim be false and that the publication is communicated to someone other than the person defamed"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

You have to PROVE it's true. You can't just say it's true.
Read the law and LEARN. !!!111!..1!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I have no intention of collecting a urine sample to prove this claim
I therefore withdraw my allegation and will issue a full and frank apology.



Soz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Accepted. Even though it was a bit page 12.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)

AIDS

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Best kill yourself, before you start moaning.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Too late. He's already moaned about it.
I think a few of us should gather with pitchforks and head to east London and stab him to death. Kinder for him and for everyone else.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I suggest we overdose him with lemsip.
Perhaps he can accidentally brutally stab himself in the back while shaving, so there are no awkward questions from the plod.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I read that as us all getting a chocolate egg with a toy inside it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I intend to post whinging updates every twenty minutes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:01, Reply)

#montyMAYDIE!!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Morning
Good weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Overall, very much so, thank you.
Saw the kid, had a slap-up feed and a cracking bottle of Barolo round Stunned's, and Lusty and I went to lunch at my brother's yesterday afternoon. My mum asked me to go and check on the drunken old sot. His Victorian midget postcard collection is getting extremely large. Unlike the midgets themselves, of course.

Saw his album of photos from the 80s and nostalged for a while.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:56, Reply)

How was your brother?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Not great if I am honest,
he's waking up several times a night and downing wine to get back to sleep. He's drinking an extra bottle of wine a day just whilst he's in bed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Oh, dear.
I don't suppose there is much anyone can do.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Talk to Scarpe. He might know what to suggest.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

He doesn't want to quit so nothing can be done.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Ah. That's shit. Sorry.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:28, Reply)

It's most upsetting.
All the more so for my inability to do anything to help.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

These people may be able to help you - for families etc.
www.al-anonuk.org.uk/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Ta. I'll have a gander at that later.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Have you tried to make him go to rehab?
Did he say, "No no no!"

/earwormlolz
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Nice
I got faced on cloudy on Friday. Saturday was a write off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Piss up a rope fuckstick*
* © Viz magazine's Rude Kid. 1986.

Good morning.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Good day to you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Morning fuck-nuggets
This week I shall mostly be grumpy. Would anone care to pick a fight?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Where I come from thems fighting words boy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Are there any words that haven't been miscontrued as fighting words in Glasgow?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Munchy box

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Man, this sort of stereotype makes me want to stab something.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)

stab deep fry
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)

then cover in salt, then stab.
JINGS!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

where you come from everythings fighingwords
Or a request for a deep-fried pizza.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:11, Reply)

RIGHT! I'LL FUCKIN BOUNCE YOU YA CUNT!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Nah, sorry Mumps
Even with a hangover, in a shit mood listening to Pantera I can't get mad at you, you're just too adorable.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I'm a cuddly bundle of man love wrapped up in an outer casing of filth and wobble.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

If only I was gay....
It's worrying how often I have uttered that sentiment.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:22, Reply)

In your own mind as you were having sex with a tranny?
Morning, Senor.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Morning
mind bed

How's life in the world of the capitalist pig?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Today I am busy crushing the small man
and wanking my bonus off.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Aww, look at you, pretending not to be a bender.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

+ fooling nobody

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:31, Reply)

If I may quote henry Rollins:
If I was gay, there would be no closet, you would never see the closet I came out of. Why? I would have burned it for kindling by the time I was 12.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I wish someone had burned Henry Rollins when he was 12,
his 'ooh I have so much rage and so many issues' schtick is both accected and tedious, and don't even get me started on his 'spoken word' shit - spoken turd, I say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:35, Reply)

you're an angry little man, aren't you?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

You're getting me mixed up with Henry Rollins here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Henry Lawrence Garfield (to use his real name) is a fucking cunt.
Campaigning against "an end to war". Yep like that will ever happen.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:40, Reply)

He's a prick.
Come on Henry, your 'misunderstood teenager' routine is wearing more than a little thin. You're about 50.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I'm going to start campaing for 'an end to Henry Rollins' written and recorded output'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I'm going to start campaigning for an end to your face.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I'm campaigning for an end to your hair.
My campaign has already been quite successful in some areas.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Oooo, sick burn dude.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Yeah boyeee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Fuck you Boyce
He speaks to my tortured soul.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Emma Bunton is on the telly, she was on the telly on saturday too.
She always is/was the the fittest spice girl, I'd marry a girl who looks just like her without hesitation. OH GEE OH GOSH, she is so swell.

I have a man around who's replacing my hand-basin and he's smashing up my bathroom, my neighbours are going to LOVE me. Absolutly LOVE me.

My birthday is on Helloween, I'm not sure what I want, it's a long way off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

lol
www.anorak.co.uk/310106/strange-but-true/stupid-burglar-wore-neighbours-stolen-jumper.html/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

A couple of hours with a hot chick and a fondue set?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Her hairline is too far back.
This makes her look like The Mekon.

Wouldn't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I would.
*Gets behind Emma Bunton and makes her squeel out "I tell you what I want"*

Dinlo.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)

what, bonus points for going "zig-a-zig-urrrrrrghhhh"
as you tip your filthy custard on her tits?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Yes but you 'would' Gillian McKeith.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Whilst she was rummaging through a packet of my poo.
*kroneystyle*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Mel B was the only one ever worth more than a curiosity wank.
You're clearly a paedo.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)

That ghastly northern lass with the big gob?
I don't think it washes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Another paedo.
Let's just call this the "put your hands up if you're a paedo" thread.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that all of the Spice Girls were (and indeed continue to be) older than me.
Even paedo-fodder, so-called "Baby" Spice has about seven months on me.
Without unfettered access to my hard drive you will struggle to make your accusation stick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

^protesting too much^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I DIDN'T TOUCH THOSE KIDS!!! ALRIGHT???

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

surely you put the individual pictures on slideshow with a 10 sec delay
and go for the ultimate dangerwank?

I mean, imagine if you hit the vinegars on posh. IMAGINE.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I'd just pretend she'd burst in while I was doing David.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

oh, well played.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY IN THIRTY FOUR DAYS. WHO WANTS TO SUCK ME OFF?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)

*deafening silence*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)

My birthday is in May.
I want... dunno nothing really.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Chompy,
Thanks for the advice about sale and rent back for the HS2 compulsory purchase of my ma's house. It cheered her up when we found it in the paper work, and she is considering it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:00, Reply)

No probs hope it works out for her.
/happy candle
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

fucking candle and that shit.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Stick your candle up your sweaty ringpiece.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

photos

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

September
World fucking peace or some shit. Or some really good japanese chef's knives.

Alt: probably a Raleigh Burner. Yeaahh.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

July
A gazillion pounds. Or at least a few million, so I could lounge around all day in sybaritic luxury.

Failing that, booze.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Nothing
Birthdays are shit. It's just another day.

I hope you fall over on yours.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Alright, you little ray of sunshine?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Shining bright today!
How are you?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

A low glow.
Beers. Soon.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Set a date
I will come. I will appear on the third day, as the sun rises in the west.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

On the other hand, some birthdays are amazing.
I really liked my Grandma's birthday on Sunday. She's had a very interesting life.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I really liked your Grandma's tits on Sunday.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

:( That's just
mean Mr. Boyce.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

What?
I said I liked them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Mine is in march
I'll have just got back from Australia so I'll be feeling blue. I want a Playstation 3. Or a new PC so I can play Skyrim.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)

You'll be massaging Lee Ryan's penis?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

all rise.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Which one is Lee Ryan? Is he the black one?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

He's the autistic one
who came out with that superb 9/11 gaffe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)