I am of average height as has been acknowledged here recently. What physical attribute do people primarily associate you with ? *
* Comments about the size of your penis will result in a punch in the face (apart from swipe, she likes talking about her cock).

Alt: Monarchy or republic?

Alt Alt: stick your lunch up your sweaty ringpiece.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:08, 91 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Why are you asking me twice
is it to make you look taller?

Alt: Monachy

altalt: two fajitas, although now I am falling asleep
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Mainly that I am very handsome.
Alt: Monarchy - in truth I believe meritocratic oligarchy to be best of all
Alt alt: OK done - what next?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Shit it out in colour order

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Swallow a couple of razor blades.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Right.
What now?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)

rack out a line internally

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

*snfffffrrrrtttfffssssttt*
AHHHHHHHH.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Put two cartridges in a 12 bore shotgun, put the end of the barrel in your mouth and use your toe to pull the trigger.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)

what's the second cartridge for, though?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Just in case the first one fails.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Worried he'd do a Daniel von Bargen?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)

You look like Eric Idle with a long hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)

No I don't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I thought you did on the Oscar the grouch composite from earlier

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

And I agree
And I said so at the time...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)

You meant to say long dyed hair.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Probably height or my eyes being an odd colour
Alt:
Both are shite

Alt Alt:
It tasted like I did just that.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

You are David bowie, better duck

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)

They are both the same colour

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)

I have absolutely no idea.
Alt: Pure Greek democracy. With the internet, I see no reason why it's not feasible.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

You're only in it it for the bumming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

it's all about the young boys for Kroney

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

the less succesful Supergrass follow-up

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Jessie J
"It's all about the bumming, bumming bumming,
we just want your bumming, bumming, bumming
we want to make your ar-se sing
living in an-al sin"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Alt: don't you believe women should have the vote?
I am shocked, Kroney. SHOCKED.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

They are incapable of logical thought
so of course not. Come on, Monty, you're a rational man.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)

having no hair probably. Or being broken

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Excellent hairstyle, impeccable grooming.
Not bovvered.
Years of yoga mean I could probably do this.
But it's sweaty.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

That I'm short and tubby
Alt: Monarchy

Alt Alt: Rabbit curry again
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

You're associated with being of average height?
Usually it's shit like a harry potter scar that tends to make people stick out, or having a Simon Weston face
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Average height is my defence to being told by these freaks of nature that I am short.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)

5 + 9 is average

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Correct.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)

It'll be those lazy Pakistani men dragging that down mind

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)

too lazy to bother eating iron and grow, the ineeficient bastards

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

5' 10" is average

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)

No 5'9''

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

No it aint

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

5'9.6" apparently, so he could just be rounding up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

yeah that's what I'm doing...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Well Battered can't reach if you do that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Pick on someone your own size
..oh wait...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)

oh dear we are shrinking
luckily i'm spreading my 6'3" genes about
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Leaving socks full of your ejaculate around the house doesn't count as spreading your genes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Eating all that fucking Mexican food will spread your jeans, you fat cunt!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:37, Reply)

According to this, it's 5' 9"
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2002/aug/28/science.research - Granted, it's also 10 years old
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I was 6'2" ten years ago, too
I am just full of genetic win.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)

how are the glasses?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:51, Reply)

An unfortunate side effect of x-ray vision.
You could have made the effort to match upstairs and down, dear.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:55, Reply)

why would i want a bald head?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Because Gail Porter looks so hot?

( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Cowlick and eyelashes.
Alt: Republic everytime. Fucking Royals. Rule by birthright? Fuck off.

Alt alt: I am going to the Burrito place for lunch now.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)

i am big and neckless
i'd go for republic, royal families are a waste

alt alt ok now what?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)

aww
poor neckless
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)

cheers swipe, i preciate the condolence

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

n f
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Probably hair, facial, muppet like and otherwise.
Alt: Monarcy.

AltAlt: can I take it out of the tin first please?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Wait...
You support the monarchy???
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)

No, he supports the Monarcy.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:43, Reply)

I support monarchy as we currently have it, yes.
I'd reform the 'democratic' bits somewhat, but the current monarchy bits are fine.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Tall by your standards
Also skinny and ugly - I'm a real catch.

Alt: Not only would I round up and shoot the Monarchy, but I would also include those fuckwits who display a "Princess on board" sticker on board*

*Sorry sportscow, I know little Morquinda is a princess to you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Princess on board stickers need to go on Parisian tunnel supports

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)

You forgot hairy

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Fuck off hippy
Hang on...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I have fuzzy hair and a dashing repwahtay.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)

+ no foreskin and a prescription drug dependency problem.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)

If you're having hygeen issues then I feel bad for ya' son, I got 99 problems but knob cheese ain't one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)

EPIC BALLS

(TheColonel, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)

pffft
that's your answer to everything.

EVERYTHING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I can't think of anythink offhand.
But when people do describe some part of me it usually begins with morbidly.

ALT: I'd rather live in a state of anarchy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)

eyes and tits (both features are big but luckily only one is green)
i get asked if both are real. the answer is yes.

contrary to what battered believes, i do not in fact have a cock. he must have been hammered that night.

alt: for where? here? monarchy fine if we can get rid of that waste of scrote-skin prince andrew and the world's dullest woman, kate mediocreton.

altalt: thanks but i've already eaten today's 100 cal soup.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I believe you tried to previously describe it as a "big hairy clit" to disguise the fact you have male genitalia

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:43, Reply)

She was talking about Monty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:45, Reply)

no, battered was just so- battered
that he was cuddling up to monty and trying to finger his cock in the mistaken belief he was getting some swipe lovin'.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)

chortles

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:55, Reply)

i think i have horrified battered into silence

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Nah, just doing some work for a change.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:03, Reply)

fake eyes are pretty fucking difficult to pull off, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)

easier than the real thing, i'd have thought

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I just saw something on the internet that made me laugh.
Women to man: My gynacologist says that I can't have sex for 2 weeks.
Man to women: Can I get a second opinion from your dentist?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)

haha
wait. sexist!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I was referred to as
'that girl with the mad hair' the other day, so that perhaps.

Alt: I like the Queen. I'm not sure what practical use she has, other than waving, but I like her anyway.

Altalt: I actually have more chance of keeping my lunch down that way, so I may yet consider it. There's probably even a funnel in the lab that I can borrow.
(berk, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)

I saw a girl on train home yesterday who looked like you.
I was gonna ask her out but then I realised I was being pretty-lady-ist, that it's a myth that all pretty ladies are the same people. I need to stop thinking that way, they're all indvidual people, in the same way that not all chinese people are the same even though they look alike. I reckon the whole "Stop'n'search" thing the police do can be so wrong, and I was almost just like them... the ugly face of predijust, right there.

In other words, 'hi, how are you?'. I'll learn to say that one day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)

berk
one day you have got to sleep with gonz. the guy is pouring his tortured soul out, here. ONLINE!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Poor Berk. What has she done to deserve that?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I'll be honest, I haven no idea where I was going with that, but I did see someone on the tube who I thought was her at first.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I don't think there's an actual standout for me.
Although my hair (when it's natural and not platinum blonde) gets a lot of compliments because to be fair it is pretty ace. I'm just handsome overall, nothing takes preference init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Afternoon, Dozer

( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:04, Reply)

So it must be your amazing modesty that people remember you for.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I'd say delusion more than modesty.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:11, Reply)